Me and countless me.

Chapter 226 Hong Kong General Li Ke's Detective Journey

However, Li Ke was helpless about the monkey's future.

The monkey is now a young man who has just entered the society. He doesn't listen at all. He is like a newborn calf who is not afraid of a tiger. He thinks the world is big and he can go anywhere.

The most important thing is that monkeys really have this ability.

That would be the end.

But in this kind of department, if something goes wrong you always have to report it to your superiors, otherwise it will be very troublesome.

So Li Ke has tried his best to downplay the monkey's guilt.

only……

"Yin Tianzi means that the monkey broke into the underworld just to cause trouble for the formalities, but the reason why your underworld was severely damaged was an evil ghost whose three souls and seven spirits should be broken up, and before this evil ghost was accidentally killed by the ghost soldiers, it also burned almost all the past records and erased and modified the Book of Life and Death?"

The Great Jade Emperor took Li Ke's memorial, looked at the acting King Qin Guang with a serious expression, and shook his head speechlessly.

It's not a big deal if the gods violate some minor rules and regulations because of their kindness. After all, the rules and regulations are not eternal and unchanging.

That is to say, Emperor Yin came to power to reorganize the underworld, so there is a risk of being tracked down. Now that Li Ke and the monkey have burned it down, it can be regarded as showing their attitude.

The previous accounts have been settled, at least they have disappeared on the surface. As for the ghosts that ran out to do evil, they will now be treated as new ghosts. The past illegal operations of the gods have also been written off, and they will not cause trouble because of this in the future.

As for whether to agree or not, it all depends on the opinion of the Great Heavenly Venerable. If he nods, then the matter is settled. If there are other opinions, then we can discuss it later.

Li Ke’s meaning was so simple, which was why he did not come directly to present the memorial to the Great Heavenly Venerable.

But the Great Heavenly Venerable was quite satisfied with Li Ke's handling of the matter, because Li Ke later submitted a document for the temporary rectification of the underworld. Although there were still many areas that needed improvement, it was already very good.

As for protecting the monkey or something, the Great Heavenly Venerable cared more about another thing.

"What a wronged ghost! Anyway, Emperor Yin is still a mortal. Let Laojun give him some elixirs so that he can improve his cultivation as soon as possible and rule over all the gods and ghosts."

After saying this, he put down the memorial in his hand and looked at the Four Dragon Kings on the side.

"Then let's take tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals and go find him."

Since the underworld has exposed Sun Wukong's sins, he doesn't plan to say anything more and just focus on the problems of the Dragon Palace.

Then, Li Jing, the Heavenly King, who never let go of the pagoda in his hands, and Nezha, the Third Prince, led tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals to surround the Flower-Fruit Mountain.

Li Ke naturally couldn't see it, as this thing was not within his authority. Moreover, one day in heaven was equal to one year on earth. By the time he learned the news, the battle of Huaguo Mountain was already over.

The result was no different from before, the heavenly soldiers and generals were defeated, and then the monkey went to heaven.

But unfortunately, the monkey still didn't want to pay attention to him, so Li Ke knew that this thing would probably have to spend another 500 years in the kiln.

Moreover, he had a lot of troubles of his own, because he and Liu Xiu acted too roughly, so the rebels were now everywhere. He directed the mobilization of food and grass during the day, and tried the ghosts of those who were chopped to death by Liu Xiu and others at night. He was so busy that he almost ascended to heaven, so he had a few days, or even decades of peace.

According to Journey to the West, it would take several years for the monkey to rebel again, but for the monkey it was only a dozen days, so Li Ke gave up on reconciling with the monkey during this time.

After all, Li Ke thought he didn't have the ability to convince a will-o'-the-wisp boy in more than ten days, so he just concentrated on his career.

So, when he came to the black fog space, his face was full of immortal air.

"Well, I say, you won't die in this position as Yin Tianzi, right?"

Looking at Wang Mang Li Ke's performance, Hokage Li Ke asked carefully, because at this time Wang Mang Li Ke had dark circles under his eyes and even lost three pounds!

"We can't help it... We have to take care of the affairs of the underworld, and we also have to take care of the affairs of the human world. We have two administrative systems, plus a lot of troubles. We are not particularly strong. Now we have to rely on the time difference and the talent of hard drive experts to fight these guys to the death."

Li Ke sighed deeply. His governance model was different from that of the pirate Li Ke. The governance model of the pirate Li Ke was to kill people wherever there was a problem. It was simple, convenient and fast, but he was different.

Especially when subordinates go out to catch ghosts and monsters, there is a possibility of failure, and they have to contact other departments for assistance, so it is very troublesome.

The problem of time difference, in particular, is life-threatening. In the past, the Department of Thunder would receive hundreds of requests for help from the underworld in a day. There were also people in the human world who needed help, which meant that the Department of Thunder had no time to rest, and the needs of the underworld were naturally put on hold.

During this period of time, he was basically busy dealing with the optimization of these issues, as well as the official business of the underworld itself, and was extremely busy.

"Especially when you have to fight three people during the day..."

Type-Moon Li Ke also complained about it. Although he and Scathach had done some things that went beyond the scope of master and disciple, and Toosaka Rin also had some signs of being improper because she used his magic all day long, but he didn't do it so frequently.

"There is no other way. The empire needs a successor, at least until productivity is liberated..."

Wang Mang Li Ke sighed, then began to speak.

"In addition, the more I manage, the more I feel that the liberation and replacement of productivity is inevitably accompanied by violence, but not developing productivity is a dead end, so I estimate that the new Han Dynasty that Liu Xiu and I created will also perish within a few hundred years. And this time it will be even more tragic, because I have begun to liberate women's productivity and carry out bloody accumulation of industry."

Wang Mang and Li Ke's faces were full of sadness, because this was inevitable. If they didn't do this, productivity would not improve, and doing this would lead to the deaths of countless people.

"So this is why you sent people out to see if anyone is selling slaves? You even went around hunting down goblins and ghosts, and even added industrial machinery to Hell? Be careful not to end up like Britain, America, and the Baguette Man."

Hokage Li Ke rolled his eyes, ignored Wang Mang Li Ke's compassion, and pointed out the bastard things Wang Mang Li Ke had done.

This guy didn't want to harm the Han people, so he turned his attention to the foreigners.

After all, if you want to develop industry, you must inevitably go through the bloody accumulation stage of industrial development. It’s just that some people have moved out and some people cannot afford it.

"But the farmers will be unlucky too. Once the monkeys understand your painstaking efforts, they will probably not dare to see you anymore..."

Xingyue Li Ke hugged her arms and didn't want to dwell on this matter anymore.

"...But by the time the monkeys rebel again, your Eastern Han Dynasty will have been established, right? By the time you abdicate to Liu Xiu, the monkeys will probably have rebelled, and then when your life ends, the monkeys will have caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Who knows? Anyway, I won't be able to see him for the next ten years."

Wang Mang and Li Ke spread out their hands. The time concept and time proportion of gods and Buddhas are big problems.

Because up to now, many people in the Heavenly Palace still don't know that a new Yin Tianzi has emerged from the mountains. It is estimated that there are still gods in Kunlun Mountain who are eating wild rice and bracken as their staple food...

Moreover, the three realms were much more numerous than he had imagined.

Each of the thirty-three heavens is a world with tens of millions of people. There are also large blank areas. There are also living beings on the stars, and these are all under the jurisdiction of the Great Celestial Venerable.

It's simply not something that normal humans can play.

"I think it's because you can't beat him."

Tang Monk Li Ke on the side spoke.

"As long as you can hold down the monkey hammer with one hand, the monkey will listen to you, just like he respects Tathagata. As long as you can defeat him, all problems will be solved."

Wang Mang Li Ke rolled his eyes upon hearing this. Even though they shared common memories, Wang Mang Li Ke felt that he would not have the same personality as Tang Seng Li Ke. He was too... too upright.

He kills when he says he will, but he also has mercy. It’s just that he doesn’t have many opportunities to show mercy.

But looking at Tang Monk Li Ke, Wang Mang Li Ke thought of something and looked at Dou Nuo Continent Li Ke who was standing next to Inuyasha Li Ke. "So, is this the end of your world?"

When he was sharing his memories just now, he saw what Li Ke did in the Dou Nuo Continent.

Because he had obtained the immortal cultivation technique, especially the part about catching ghosts, the moment Sukuna appeared——

He knocked Sukuna unconscious with one elbow!
That's right! The source of all evil in the Dou Nuo Continent was knocked unconscious by his elbow!

To be exact, he was knocked into a deep sleep by an elbow and was sealed away. Any powerful sorcerer could kill him.

"How is that possible? Because I only had a short training time, I just beat him into a deep sleep. The reason I was able to defeat him was because I had magical powers, so I could directly attack his soul. But Gojo Satoru, that idiot, is planning to do something outrageous, so I guess this prison master will still be beheaded."

Spreading his hands, Li Ke from Dou Nuo Continent expressed his speechlessness.

It seemed that they felt that there was no problem with him backing them up, so these people who lived a simple life started to perform all kinds of magical operations, and some even wanted to study and utilize Sukuna's power.

This is a rhythm of seeking death. After all, because of him, those so-called cursed spirits are now quite united. When they saw Sukuna was sealed by him, they ran away directly.

But their words were insignificant, so they were ignored. Li Ke from the Dounuo Continent was still a calm person, just waiting for these idiots to explode.

“This is really seeking death.”

Tang Seng Li Ke nodded. Although he was compassionate, for those idiots who were looking for death, he would usually watch them die and then protect the innocent people.

He will dissuade and rescue those who commit suicide due to various force majeure, but even Buddha will not rescue those who seek death.

"Let them do whatever they want. The most important thing for me now is cultivation. It's because our cultivation talents are not that good."

However, Li Ke from Dou Nuo Continent shrugged his shoulders, not caring at all, and looked at Li Ke from Hong Kong Variety Show on the side. The other party was in deep thought when he got here, so everyone was curious about what he was thinking.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Li Ke's mouth twitched, and he knew why these people were looking at him.

"I didn't want to, but who would have thought that I'm not related to Uncle Tat, but to Stephen Chow."

Li Ke from Hong Kong variety show was speechless. In so many Hong Kong variety shows that travel through time, as long as there is a Tiger from the Serious Crime Squad, the protagonist is likely to have a close relative relationship with the other party, but he is different!
The people I have relationships with are another group of people!

He Jinyin!
Ah Xing!

Liu Jing!

Zhou Xingxing!
A large group of people with similar looks began to appear in his world, and the most important thing is that each one is more unlucky than the other!

Although their personalities and looks can barely be considered human beings, it must be said that although these people are capable, each one is more narcissistic than the other. He Jinyin is the only exception. However, this guy is the ultimate goody-goody who doesn't even know how to help others.

But in the end, because he is handsome and rich, these bastards would come to him for help whenever they have some new ideas, especially a bastard named Zhou Xingxing, who has recently been threatening him with his own chastity, threatening him to help him enter Edinburgh High School to go undercover.

If he doesn't go, he will tell everyone loudly that he, Li Ke, raped Zhou Xingxing!
"So how do you feel now?"

Tang Seng Li Ke on the side couldn't help but laugh.

"What else can I do? My reputation as the top detective cannot be tarnished by such pleasure, right?"

Li Ke rolled his eyes, straightened his clothes, and looked quite handsome, but almost all Li Ke rolled their eyes.

Because they knew very well how this guy got the title of the number one detective!
Without him!

Cheating!
So everyone started talking nonsense again. When Wang Mang Li Ke, Pirate Li Ke, Xiaoao Li Ke, Primitive Li Ke and others who were climbing the technology tree talked about technology and people's livelihood issues, most of the Li Kes had run away.

After all, these people can really do keyboard politics, and it has nothing to do with these people who just want to live a good life.

Hong Kong variety show host Li Ke also woke up because of this, but the moment he woke up, he saw an extremely obscene face!
"Cousin! You must help me! Help me find what my boss wants!"

When Zhou Xingxing saw that Li Ke woke up, he threw himself on Li Ke and spoke with a sad face.

Li Ke only hated that his talent in Dragon Ball Li Ke had average effect in this world, and that he had just started cultivating immortals and did not have much extraordinary power, otherwise he would definitely find a way to beat up this shameless rat.

"Okay, okay, tell me the plot... no, what happened, so I can help you find it."

Rolling his eyes speechlessly, Li Ke pushed away Zhou Xingxing who wanted to kiss him excitedly, and was speechless.

He and the other party were just cousins, not close at all. The relationship only became apparent after he recently became famous as a detective, otherwise he wouldn't have taken so long to find out that he had such a relative.

But to be honest, after getting used to the earth-shaking things that other Li Ke experienced in his mind, he really felt a little contemptuous of the main plot happening in his own world.

After all, it's just a trouble caused by a group of gangs and terrorists. Can the trouble caused by gods, monsters, and extraordinary armies be as strong as this?

Wasn’t everything calm after 97?
Therefore, he did not take the plots of his own world seriously, especially those involving the gangs that were familiar to him.

After all, if you are really strong, why not say "I can also be patriotic"?

So, looking at Zhou Xingxing, he thought about the unclear relationship between him and a rich woman in the future, so he thought about it and decided to let Zhou Xingxing hug the rich woman, so he spoke directly without waiting for Zhou Xingxing to explain the task.

"But you must not regret it! And all the pretty girls you see during the mission are mine!"

Zhou Xingxing agreed without thinking.

"Go through fire and water, boss!"

Li Ke nodded with satisfaction, but out of resentment, he looked at Zhou Xingxing loving a rich woman, smiled and spoke.

"Very good! Now tell me your name."

Zhou Xingxing said without hesitation that he loves rich women.

"Zhou Xingxing loves rich women!"

"louder please!"

"Zhou Xingxing loves a rich woman!!"

"Good! Very energetic!"

Li Ke patted Zhou Xingxing's rich woman on the shoulder and handed him a steel wool.

"If you need it in the future, remember, the flower language of steel wool is forbearance."

Zhou Xingxing loves a rich woman: "???"

　I originally wanted to write about a violent Tang Monk who defeated all enemies in Journey to the West.

　　But after thinking about it, I decided to write them separately, so it’s late...

　　Also, Sukuna was literally killed by an elbow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)