Me and countless me.

Chapter 229: A magical opening

Organization has always been a very important thing, not only for mortals but also for gods.

Although joining the immortal system means becoming a worker and being subject to various restrictions, it is an absolute benefit for the various immortals and disciples of various sects.

Those who become immortals can travel through the universe and go to other worlds to call themselves Buddhas and ancestors. As long as they abide by the order set by the heavens, it is up to you to decide how the local area is governed.

Moreover, although fasting is not very difficult, there are still many gods who have appetites, especially the minor gods. As long as they can become a regular god, they will have incense offerings, the wishes of all living beings, elixirs from above, natural treasures, and protection from heaven and hell. They will not be killed at will. If they do their job well, they will even be accepted as gods. From then on, they will have a foothold.

So when the order was passed down, all the practitioners in Hong Kong Island went crazy, and even various hidden gods and successful ghosts began to have all kinds of ideas!
For example, this is especially true for those immortals who are mountain spirits and wild beasts who have cultivated themselves into immortals but have never had any organization and want to reincarnate as humans.

So, a fox fairy also received the news, and after thinking about it, decided to leave the mountain.

"This is a good opportunity. I can also catch my troublesome wife and teach her a lesson..."

Rubbing his forehead, the fox fairy, who was dressed in Taoist robes and looked like a middle-aged man, counted with his fingers and suddenly felt a headache.

His wife ran away while he was meditating, and by the way, she set up a gang in the human world and even used magic to do evil things!

So my merits were deducted again!
"This damn bitch!"

The fox fairy was immediately furious. All the merits he had accumulated before meditating were now almost deducted by his wife!
His former reputation as Mr. Hu was also transformed into himself by the other party during the time he was meditating, just like maxing out a credit card!

It would have been fine if she didn't pass the entrance exam to the Sky Fox Class, but she was also unwilling to be a proxy ghost messenger to accumulate merit, and she was even unwilling to do business in the human world to buy and mine gems. Instead, she ran to the human world to be a thief, using cheating and stealing to search for spiritual stones and treasures to allow herself to practice.

And what was deducted was his merits! Because he didn't discipline his children strictly!

But fortunately, it is not bad enough to suck people's yang energy and blood.

"This is really my calamity..."

Shaking his head and almost vomiting blood, the fox fairy knew that his wife was the only obstacle to his enlightenment. But after all, they had been married for hundreds of years, and he really couldn't bear to use his wife to enforce justice, or completely restrict her ability to move. So he cleaned up his wife's butt every day and compensated those who were hurt by his wife.

This is also the reason why he has not been included in the establishment until now.

So this opportunity is a rare one in a thousand years, the only chance for me to join the staff with my wife.

The King of the Underworld is usually replaced every few hundred years in the human world. With the increase in population, the prosperity of the breeding industry, and the population of newly developed worlds, they will also report to the underworld. Therefore, the workload in the underworld is now so heavy that it makes people despair and collapse.

At this time, a new Emperor of the Underworld appeared. It was hard to say that he was not a great master born for the sake of heaven and earth. The most interesting thing was that he did not have any team. After taking control of the underworld, he would inevitably develop his own team. In addition to his own people in the underworld, he still needed a large number of basic personnel.

I am now helping the unawakened King of the Underworld, doing good deeds and showing my merits. Then, as long as the King of the Underworld returns to his position, I will at least be a judge!
So, at this moment, the fox spirit who had been practicing for a thousand years decided to come out!

But all this has nothing to do with Li Ke who is lying on the bed.

Because at this moment, Zhou Xingxing was making noise beside him, and his partner Cao Dahua was beside him, devouring the fruits in the high-end fruit basket on his bedside.

"Fuck, I really don't understand why someone like me who is three points more handsome than you has to go to class every day and be messed with like this, while you can just lie here and recuperate and pick up girls. It really is the same person with different fates..."

Zhou Xingxing nibbled on the apple beside Li Ke's bed and couldn't help shaking his head.

As soon as Li Ke arrived in Edinburgh, he not only acted as a hero and saved the beauty, but also received double salary and numerous commendations. He was even admitted to the intensive care unit when he was hospitalized. The doctors also knew what was going on and even prescribed various supplements. It was really hard for him to accept.

"Especially now I have to be scolded by teachers all day long. You don't know, those guys..."

Zhou Xingxing talked incessantly, including but not limited to being punished by the teacher to stand in the corner all day, copy books, and being attacked with various kinds of chalk.

"I joined the Flying Tigers because I didn't want to study. Otherwise, why don't I just go to the police academy and become an inspector directly after graduation?"

Shaking his head, Zhou Xingxing looked at Li Ke and sighed.

"But by the time you are discharged from the hospital, I will probably be finished too. But your heroic act of saving the beauty won't have any good results. After all, she is Officer Huang's girlfriend from the Serious Crime Squad. You, a mere teacher, can't compare to her."

Zhou Xingxing really gave up. After all, it would take a month for Li Ke to be discharged from the hospital. By that time, everything would be too late! But it did not stop Zhou Xingxing from coming to see Li Ke's joke.

Li Ke rolled his eyes. He came here just to find He Min. The things Zhou Xingxing was worried about did not exist at all in front of him.

Just give the person holding the gun a new name like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and then let Zhou Xingxing find him.

Li Ke's other superpowers have very little effect on him. His own ability, that the deeper the impression others have of him, the stronger his ability in a certain aspect will be, actually has its limitations.

After all, human imagination cannot come up with things beyond one's own cognition, so this enhancement only enables him to learn better, have better physical fitness and become more handsome.

Without the fusion of other Li Ke's talents, he was just an ordinary peak human.

However, looking at Zhou Xingxing's arrogant look, he slowly spoke.

"Officer Huang, this is not a problem at all. Your gun problem is not a big problem. I have basically found out about it, but you have to do one thing for me."

Li Ke stretched lazily, while Zhou Xingxing sneered disdainfully.

"Boss, you were sent to the hospital less than 30 minutes after entering the school, and you didn't even have any contact with the students! If you can find out, wouldn't it make the British Royal Police seem like rubbish?"

After saying that, Zhou Xingxing sneered, looked around, and then pointed at the banana on Li Ke's table.

"If you can find the criminal like this! I will show you how to eat a banana with my nose right here! And don't even mention one thing, I will be your slave for the rest of my life!"

Li Ke nodded, looked at Zhou Xingxing with an arrogant face, silently took out the recorder in his arms, and pressed the play button.

He knew that someone as mean and arrogant as Zhou Xingxing would definitely say something similar after hearing what he said, so he was cautious and hid a recorder in his arms.

Zhou Xingxing was dumbfounded and couldn't help but point at Li Ke's arms. He suddenly felt that he might have been tricked! "Damn it! Boss! You are plotting against me!"

Li Ke chuckled.

"Just tell me whether you keep your word or not, or as a member of the Royal Police of Little Britain, you don't even have this little bit of ethics?"

While teasing Zhou Xingxing, who felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten shit, Li Ke pressed the replay button on the recorder, and only Zhou Xingxing's voice with a bit of meanness was played.

"If you can...I...work like a slave..."

The clear voice made Zhou Xingxing couldn't help but widen his eyes, but in the end, the confidence in his own judgment occupied Zhou Xingxing's entire brain.

"Okay! Just bet!"

But after he finished speaking, Zhou Xingxing regretted it, because Li Ke immediately turned off the recorder and took away the tape.

"A deal is made, and double happiness comes."

Li Ke smiled and nodded to Zhou Xingxing, while Zhou Xingxing pointed at Li Ke in amazement, becoming even more certain that he had fallen into a fire pit this time!
Li Ke held the other person's stiff arm and then spoke.

"The one who stole the pistol is Bastard No. 1, and his big brother is Bastard No. 2. Bastard No. 1 is just a student who thought he was cool, so he recognized Bastard No. 2 as his big brother. The gun you're looking for should be in the hands of Bastard No. 2 now, but he's smuggling arms now. If you want to know the details, find the guy pretending to be your dad. He knows everything. Remember to contact your superior and ask him to give you some support, otherwise I think you'll be killed. The other side is very powerful."

Zhou Xingxing was stunned for a moment and looked at Li Ke with distrust in his eyes.

"That bastard number one is really a bastard! But... bastard number two?! Are you talking about Da Fei?! Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

Li Ke spread out his hands.

"I'm not very clear about their nicknames in the underworld, but you can find out if what I said is false by verifying it. Just go back and ask your partner if he has any information about Da Fei's arms smuggling. So, believe it or not, at least my goal has been achieved. Oh, by the way, tell your partner that his undercover friend's undercover identity has been discovered by the guy named Da Fei, and he will be killed by Da Fei on the day he invites him to dinner, so if he is not dead, be ready to save him."

Li Ke smiled. He didn't remember many stories about playing truant school. The only one he remembered was He Min. So he just changed his name.

But the next thing he cared about was that he picked up a sketch and handed it to Zhou Xingxing. It was a portrait of the modern version of Nie Xiaoqian that he drew, because he remembered some movies about the Ghost King, which had the story of the modern version of Nie Xiaoqian.

I have to say, this actor has played a lot of female ghosts.

"Also, I need you to help me find someone. She should be a doctor. Also... be careful, Zhou Xingxing. I suggest that when you look for him, remember to call a Taoist priest named Zhong Fabai and Uncle Feng from your police system... The explosion in Edinburgh is not that simple."

Li Ke cared a lot about this matter, but he didn't really care, because in the movie he remembered, the problem was ultimately solved by Uncle Nine who traveled through time, so it wasn't a big deal.

He was just curious about the other party's ability to travel through time and wanted to know if he could travel back.

But Zhou Xingxing still looked at Li Ke speechlessly, but still took the portrait from Li Ke's hand.

"Oh? You are such a good painter, and you are actually a beautiful girl. But you are looking for a Taoist priest, could it be a ghost? I think you are really crazy. Didn't the doctors say that your brain is fine?"

After saying that, Zhou Xingxing threw away the paper in his hand, broke off a banana from Li Ke's bedside and stuffed it into his mouth, but it almost went into his nostrils, so he looked at Li Ke awkwardly, and then continued to speak arrogantly.

"Okay! I'm going to ask this scum of the Hong Kong police who only cares about eating. If he doesn't know anything, you can call me cousin from now on! Hey! Is Da Fei really smuggling arms?"

After saying that, Zhou Xingxing didn't even plan to wait for Li Ke to answer, and turned to look at the stunned Cao Dahua.

Zhou Xingxing turned his head and saw Cao Dahua's face looking at Li Ke as if he was a god, and he suddenly panicked!
"Damn, that can't be true!"

Cao Dahua, whose past was exposed by Li Ke, stared at Zhou Xingxing in a daze, then nodded silently.

"What he said is true, sir."

Zhou Xingxing: “…………”

He glanced at Li Ke, who had silently taken out the recorder with a smile on his face, and grabbed Cao Dahua's collar with tears in his eyes, and asked in a collapsed state.

"Why didn't you tell me such an important thing before?"

"You didn't ask, sir!"

"Oh my god! Damn it!"

Zhou Xingxing immediately looked at Li Ke, and then saw Li Ke put his hand on the play button. His previous bold words once again appeared in his ears. Even, the bitch Li Ke spoke with a wicked smile.

"Officer Zhou, you don't want people to say you're dishonest, do you?"

then--

"Okay, you told me that my gun is in Dafei's hand now, and Bastard No. 1 has confessed, but he is just a child, so you asked him to write a self-criticism, but why..."

Huang Bingyao looked at Zhou Xingxing who lowered his head and was very confused.

"But why do you have two bananas stuck in your nose?"

He slammed the table and shouted angrily!
"You're just pretending! Or do you want to be fucked? You're really bringing shame to the Royal Police!"

　I shouldn't have chosen all and mixed up the three lines.

　　I will finish writing this paragraph tomorrow, otherwise it will be super lame...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)