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Chapter 235 Hong Kong General Li Ke's Only Way Out
Guanyin Bodhisattva's words were equivalent to making it clear, and even if Li Ke was not clear, he knew what the situation was.

It’s simply that there are too few gods working now, so he came to the door just because he has a little bit of cultivation.

"This is really..."

Covering his forehead, Li Ke had already imagined himself being treated like a beast of burden, so he immediately thought of a way.

That means giving away all your cultivation!
Since it is because of cultivation that all the major departments are vying to work as slaves, then why not just give this cultivation to your wife? !
My wife doesn't have a destiny, and I won't have any cultivation by then! And I can help her cultivate immortality, isn't this killing two birds with one stone, double happiness? !

But before he could smile victoriously, Guanyin spoke again.

"It doesn't matter how high your cultivation level is."

Li Ke: “…………”

I suspect you are using telepathic magic to read minds!
"I didn't use telepathy."

Li Ke: “…………”

Looking at the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara in the sky speechlessly, Li Ke gave up struggling, and found that while he was talking to the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara, he had already arrived at a fairy mountain shrouded in mist.

This mountain is covered with green hills and is located in the center of the sea. There are countless purple bamboo forests in the back of the mountain, which looks extremely beautiful.

but--

Li Ke saw something he didn't want to see.

A group of gods, or a monkey, a pig, a dragon, and a bear were sitting on a purple bamboo sofa watching TV. Surrounding them was a monk with a solemn appearance, and on one side there was an arhat with a headband cooking.

Not only were there Cantonese-style snacks on the table in front of the TV, there were even popcorn and toffee, as well as some candied fruits, peanuts, melon seeds and chocolate.

Li Ke took a closer look and found that there were even instant noodles, potato chips, and various sandwich biscuits on it. In Luohan's wok, there was even frying sausage.

Of course, there are also the Wangwang senbei, which is indispensable for offerings in the south.

But Li Ke has always been very confused, because after all, senbei is a Japanese product. Wouldn't he be beaten by his ancestors if he offered it?

Although he knew from Wang Mang and Li Ke that gods and immortals also have appetites, they would not let this interfere with their work. Only old-school gods and immortals would stick to the lifestyle of the Xia or Yu dynasties. The Shang dynasty was considered a novel lifestyle for gods and immortals during the Han Dynasty, so Li Ke was not surprised that gods and immortals kept up with the times.

But before he opened his mouth to speak, he saw Zhu Bajie speaking to him kindly: "Hey! Junior, did you also make a mistake and was sent here by Guanyin to correct it? Come on, eat some of the tributes from the mortal world in the past few years. I tell you it's delicious. Wait... why do you smell like your senior brother and master?"

Zhu Bajie's expression became very strange, as if Li Ke in front of him would pull his ears and call him an idiot the next moment.

At this time, Monkey also turned his head and looked at Li Ke while speaking.

"I like this sketch... Hmm? It really looks a bit like me... Guanyin Bodhisattva! Could this be from Mount Emei? Let me calculate it first..."

After saying that, Sun Wukong, who was wearing a cassock, started counting with his fingers. Seeing him counting, Zhu Bajie, Tang Monk, and Sha Monk who was frying green peppers and ham sausages also started counting with their fingers.

Then about three seconds later, the monkey jumped down from the chair and patted Li Ke's shoulder with a kind look on his face.

"Well, future Emperor of the Underworld, can you help me out while you're still in the human world?"

Li Ke looked at Sun Wukong, whose face was 80% similar to Zhou Xingxing, in a daze. He had no idea what the other party wanted him to do for him.

Then he saw the monkey speaking in Cantonese.

"Well, I calculated that you are destined to be the emperor. Although there is no such thing as the emperor now, you will definitely make great contributions and achievements in the future. So, can you help me unify the charging cables, headphone jacks, data cables, video websites and music websites in the future? Otherwise, it will be very troublesome if you need to be a member of a certain website or have different specifications. Oh, and how about unifying the specifications and models of novels, auto parts, screw parts and the like? Anyway, you are going to open a factory, do scientific research and start a company, so please help me. If you do this, when you die, I will go to Laojun to ask for thousands of elixirs for you to eat as candy beans."

Before Li Ke could be shocked, Zhu Bajie on the side also spoke.

"Oh, yes, Brother Monkey is right. By the way, can you help me with the size specifications of clothes? When I go to buy clothes, the sizes of each factory are different. I ask that our size is the right one. I think this thing should be fixed, right?"

After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, the monkey thought for a moment and spoke again.

"Go away! Bajie, what is this? Let me tell you, there are currency exchange rates, satellite calls and space stations, virtual reality and..."

But before the monkey could continue speaking, Guanyin pinched the monkey's head with a smile on her face. It seemed like she was stroking it gently, but her white jade-like fingers clearly showed force. Li Ke even heard the sound of stone breaking above the monkey's head.

Not only that, Guanyin Bodhisattva also spoke with a kind face.

"Wukong, didn't I tell you not to casually reveal the secrets of heaven?"

The monkey immediately broke out in a sweat and looked at the Bodhisattva with a flattering smile on his face.

"That Guanyin sister, it hurts, it hurts..."

Li Ke: “…………”

Watching these gods who were good at fortune-telling see the future, Li Ke had only the running of the alpaca in his mind.

No, what did you guys figure out?!
The Internet has only just started! How far into the future have you seen? It turns out that knowing 500 years ahead and knowing 500 years behind is not an adjective!

If I can't tell fortunes, I'm not worthy of playing with you, right? ! Isn't it just telling fortunes? I'll go learn it when I get home today!

At worst, I can use Plum Blossom Yishu to develop materials science in the future!

And am I some kind of wishing machine?!

Why do you ask me for everything?

Go play magic yourself!
But after that, Guanyin, Sun Wukong and others didn't say anything else to Li Ke. They just had a meal, and then Li Ke asked about some things about Journey to the West.

Then comes the main show.

During the period, the two sides held friendly bilateral talks. Guanyin Bodhisattva had a friendly exchange and discussion with Li Ke on the treatment and welfare issues in the underworld and Buddhism. He mainly pointed out that the work of Buddhism is only to assist, so the working hours are relatively flexible, and they even have time to hold banquets and team building, etc.

In short, it talks about the treatment issues in Buddhism.

Then after he returned to the human world, the Emperor of the Underworld came to visit him.

During the period, the two sides also held friendly bilateral talks again. The Emperor of the Underworld also held friendly talks on the treatment and welfare of the underworld and Buddhism. He emphasized that the underworld is a formal institution under the Heavenly Court, and the rest time and working time can be checked in the scriptures. Unlike Buddhism, there are often sudden tasks that require overtime.

The benefits of the annual meeting are also first-class in the Three Realms. As a righteous god in the underworld, he also has a share of the benefits of the Heavenly Court, and the output of the underworld will also be counted as his performance-based salary. He can even become the new emperor of the underworld after several years, so there is a lot of room for improvement.

but--

As soon as the Emperor of the Yin World left, people from the Thunder Department came, using the same rhetoric and receiving the same treatment.

Just as Lei Bu left, Yue Lao arrived.

After Yue Lao left, people from the Dou Department also came.

…………

So in the dark fog at night——

After sharing their memories, all the Li Kes fell silent.

Li Ke from Hong Kong Variety Show looked at the many silent Li Kes and finally spoke up. "Speak up! What are you all standing there for?"

He was really annoyed. Today, he was visited by more than a dozen departments. Each of them started by praising the good benefits of other departments, and then told him about the benefits of their own department, vacation arrangements, how relaxed the work was, and how many people were available to cover for them.

Each of them has an amazing eloquence, better than the gold medal salespeople.

The result was that after sharing the memory, all the Li Ke fell silent.

"You can't believe it. If you do, you'll become a leek."

Wang Mang Li Ke, who already looked like the Emperor of the underworld, ordered an instant Nestle, smoked it while speaking, and even subconsciously made the motion of flipping through the files.

"Once you get in, you'll be like a beast of burden. No matter how high your status is or how many benefits you have, it's useless. Didn't you see that the Emperor of the Underworld in his world moved to the 18th floor to work? You all know the proportion of time spent there, so I don't need to explain it. As for my side, there are less than 500 million people in the world, and it's already like this. Think about how many hundreds of millions of people there are in your era, and then calculate the workload yourself."

But Warhammer Li Ke on the side silently complained.

"But I think it's ridiculous that even gods think it's better to discuss things at the dinner table. It's really down to earth."

Wasteland Li Ke felt that this was nothing.

"After all, people are happiest when eating, and when they have nothing to say, they can still talk about how the dish is cooked. Eating is the easiest way for humans to find common ground and similarities, and they are all very tolerant... But why are the gods in the Celestial Empire so miserable? The gods here basically have nothing to do. Even the gods who rely on faith only appear occasionally, and usually just bestow divine power."

Li Ke from France expressed a different opinion.

"The cultural attributes are different. In fact, some gods in foreign countries also have to work. Odin in the Odin pantheon has to raise sheep himself. It's just that they are not as enthusiastic as here. But it's okay that the spiritual realm can be shared, after all, the memories are the same, but the status, luck, and destiny can also be shared. This is really incredible."

French Li Ke pursed his lips and raised something that made all Li Ke silent.

"But if this happens, in the future, in any world with Eastern immortals and gods, if anyone causes trouble, will they all be conscripted?"

Many Li Ke were silent.

Speaking of work ability, the Yinshi Emperor over there and the pirate Li Ke here have proved that they are actually capable of doing their jobs. They will not slack off or be irresponsible when they have responsibilities, and can barely be considered standard civil servants.

Needless to say, the work experience and experience provided by Yinshi Tianzi have begun to seriously affect Li Ke's other concepts and attitudes towards doing things.

The ability to cultivate and protect themselves. If that world were a little more relaxed, their combat effectiveness would increase exponentially.

Therefore, as long as the gods make some calculations about the big figures in the world, Li Ke will not be able to escape.

Then, Li Ke from the Three Kingdoms spoke.

"There's nothing I can do. Even gods can tell the future...Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

However, Li Ke from the Three Kingdoms couldn't help laughing out loud halfway through his speech, because if we look at what happened to Li Ke from the Hong Kong variety show, then the King of Hell on his side would probably be sweating profusely, right?

When he thought of this, he couldn't help but laugh.

But he also felt that this was really not a good thing. After all, the King of Hell was also impartial in handling cases, and strictly speaking, he had given a light sentence at the beginning.

But, but!
How can I not laugh at such a funny thing?

As a result, Li Ke's smile became more and more unbridled and more and more rampant!

Then, he saw Wang Mang and Li Ke giving him a truly hellish smile.

"Laugh, what are you laughing at? Li Ke from Hong Kong General Entertainment can still choose his own department, and everyone has tacitly agreed to wait until his life span ends before letting him join the company. As long as he doesn't commit suicide, he still has several decades to go. But you?"

Wang Mang and Li Ke's smiles became more sinister.

"You were beaten by the King of Hell for disturbing the order of the underworld. Believe it or not, after the Emperor of the underworld finds out about you, he will directly send you down and let you run the government? At that time, to put it nicely, it will be to let you know that the rules of the underworld are strict and educate you. To put it bluntly, it will be to atone for your sins, so don't laugh!"

Li Ke from the Three Kingdoms: “…………”

His joy, with a snap, was gone.

Black Monkey Li Ke came over cracking melon seeds, with a gossipy look on his face.

"If that's the case, then the original Monkey King's Journey to the West was considered forced labor? By the way, do you have a Li Ke who wants to become the Emperor of Heaven? After I kill all the Black Immortals, I will need the help of the Emperor of Heaven, Li Ke."

He really needs the memories of Li Ke, the Emperor of Heaven who ascended to the throne in an orderly manner, to help him rebuild the Heaven. Otherwise, it would be extremely troublesome for him to do it alone, and countless tragedies would occur!

He is not like those protagonists in fantasy novels who think that overthrowing the tyrant is the end of the matter. He wants to rebuild a new system!

Therefore, it is very important to learn from the ideas of Emperor Li Ke!
After many Li Ke were silent for a while, in the deafening silence, they collectively ignored the Black Monkey Li Ke and discussed which immortal department had the easier task.

Especially Wang Mang Li Ke, who once said that he wanted to become the Emperor of Heaven, quietly disappeared.

Are you kidding? The work in the underworld alone is enough to keep him busy. From time to time, he has to work overtime in the eighteen levels of hell with those unforgivable souls. How can such a position as a god be interesting!

Although the treatment is real and the status is real.

But forget it, I don’t want the title of Supreme of the Three Realms!
After a group of Li Ke talked nonsense for a while, Li Ke from Hong Kong Variety Show was finally shocked by his own unreliability, because some people even suggested that he go into the magical department to treat infertility and ensure men's virility and women's beauty and figure.

So he thought about it for a while and made a decision.

"I'll start a company and do scientific research. I'll first develop some of the technology in the Dragon Ball world, and then work hard to sit at the same table with Shennong and the others! I won't go to the immortal department! I'll set up a less busy department of my own! If it doesn't work out, I'll just do what the monkey did and find a way to spend my life in a kiln. It's either a big win or a big loss!"

Hong Kong Variety Show Li Ke patted Longzhu Li Ke on the shoulder, causing Longzhu Li Ke to roll his eyes.

because--

This requires him to read a book!

　The more I write about Hong Kong variety shows, the more awkward it becomes…

　　Because the more information I read and the more films I watch, the more I feel that the structure and values ​​of many Hong Kong films are really unbearable.

　　The most typical example is the police and gangster movies. I feel like the armed police are about to be called in to suppress the situation, but they are still using some three-eight weapons and even talking about the rules of the underworld with the gang members. They have an indifferent attitude towards the sacrifice of the police.

　　What the hell...

　　Checking information and background can be shattered by the disgusting childhood filter.

　　Even Zhou's movies, when I carefully watched and looked up information, many of them had a certain flavor. Although it was due to the times, I no longer have the mood of my childhood...

　　So I really admire the good writing of Hong Kong variety shows, because they are really patient.

　　Also, I've been reading Siheyuan recently when I have nothing to do, and I found that these people can really write. I was wondering why there are fewer serious period novels, it turns out they are all about Siheyuan.

　　It's just that some authors have a huge misunderstanding of the situation at that time. They had thousands of kilograms of fish, thousands of kilograms of fruit, and tens of thousands of kilograms of grain, but they sold them without any hesitation, which gives people a headache.

　　I even think that if there is no surveillance, I can’t catch it…

　　I……

　　
　
(End of this chapter)