Me and countless me.
Chapter 293 A Little Farce
Chapter 293 A Little Farce
There won’t be any trouble for the Otsutsuki himself, right?
Li Ke touched the center of his forehead, where a wonderful chakra was constantly nurturing, and his pineal gland also began to develop again.
Li Ke immediately realized what was going on after seeing this sudden change.
Part of the reason should be because of his special talent, which is the ability to tap into blood, and the other part should be Uchiha Madara.
After all, the chakra in Uchiha Madara's body had actually reached a limit in Yin and Yang escape techniques, which then gave birth to the Rinnegan. However, due to various reasons, it took a long time for his Rinnegan to be born.
My bloodline is more complete and more eye-catching under my special abilities. In addition, with the stimulation of their chakras, it is normal for fetal movement to occur early.
"What's wrong, carbon clearing?"
Minato Namikaze asked with concern, and Li Ke shook his head.
"Nothing, just some strange feelings."
Li Ke looked at the Uchiha clan who were in mourning, chuckled, and then shook his head.
Now these ninja clans should be able to keep quiet for a while. The Uchiha clan's ninjas will definitely suspect that it was Uchiha Madara who beat them, and this will create a problem and phenomenon within the Uchiha clan.
In other words, the situation of "Can you still be as smart as our ancestors?" appeared. For the Uchiha group, there was no need to think about what would happen next.
So, when Li Ke was slowly and leisurely finishing his noodles, Uchiha Fugaku finally limped over to his side and sat next to him.
"Master Qingtan, why are you doing this?"
Uchiha Fugaku's eyes were full of confusion and incomprehension. He really didn't understand why Li Ke suddenly changed into Uchiha Madara to attack them.
"Ninjas don't understand village rules and welfare, that's why we're here, Fugaku."
Li Ke patted Uchiha Fugaku's shoulder and gave him a kind smile.
“So don’t make it difficult for us.”
Uchiha Fugaku showed a smile that was uglier than crying. He hesitated for a long time, and finally spoke with gritted teeth under the gaze of Minato Namikaze and Li Ke.
"Alright! I will disband the Uchiha clan now!"
Eh?
Li Ke was stunned for a moment. He thought Uchiha Fugaku didn't have such courage! After all, how could Uchiha Fugaku do such a ridiculous thing?
Uchiha Fugaku disbanded the Uchiha clan?
Isn't this a joke?
Don't suddenly stand up when others are sure that you can't do it!
He could feel that the Uchiha Madara in his body was dumbfounded!
Do you really think Uchiha Madara supports disbanding the family? He was just speaking in anger!
In order to prevent Uchiha Madara from killing Uchiha Fugaku the next time he appears, Li Ke quickly stretched out his hand to stop Uchiha Fugaku, but Uchiha Fugaku stood up directly, his face full of determination and his tone full of seriousness.
"Since even Uchiha Madara is unwilling to bear the name of the Uchiha clan anymore, I think our clan should disappear from this world forever just like the Senju clan!"
Namikaze Minato and Li Ke looked at each other in surprise, then looked at Uchiha Fugaku.
"No Fugaku...don't be so impulsive."
"Yes, yes, under the current circumstances, we still need to concentrate our efforts on major tasks!"
But the voices of the two people could not make Uchiha Fugaku regret his decision. He looked at the huge remains of Wood Release in his family's residence and shook his head firmly.
"No, my will on this matter is as strong as steel... The Uchiha clan does not need to be obsessed with the purity of their bloodline anymore."
As he spoke, Uchiha Fugaku glanced at Li Ke, the meaning of which was self-evident.
Li Ke was numb from being stared at. Although the power of his bloodline continued to increase due to various reasons, in the ninja world, the purer the bloodline, the more powerful it is.
But when Uchiha Fugaku looked at himself, he simply thought that the purity of his bloodline was bullshit.
After all, it is really doubtful how much Uchiha blood is left in him.
"I say, don't do what others say, okay? Does your decision depend on what the last person says to you?"
Li Ke complained speechlessly, and Uchiha Fugaku thought for a while and shook his head.
"How can it be."
Li Ke made the decision right away.
"Anyway, let's talk about this later. After all, you have to consider the opinions of other ninja clans. You can't let me get a bad reputation for forcing the ninja clans to disband, right? Fugaku? I just want you to understand that all ninjas in Konoha should receive the welfare and discipline of Konoha Village."
Uchiha Fugaku hesitated for a moment after hearing this, then nodded.
"You are right, then I will not disband the family."
Li Ke: “…………”
If I didn't know you well enough, I would even think you were trying to trick me!
Looking at Uchiha Fugaku who was pushing forward step by step, Uchiha Shisui who was standing behind with confusion in his eyes, and the Uchiha clan ninjas who were in a trance, Li Ke finally understood why the Uchiha clan ninjas were so miserable.
This is a psychological trauma caused by being beaten.
Uchiha Madara used the Nidaime's technique to teach them a lesson with the intention of killing them and destroying their hearts, because it represented one thing.
That is, if Konoha Village really wants to wipe out the Uchiha clan's ninjas, then even if they have Mangekyō ninjas it will be useless. Even if Li Ke does not take action, these targeted ninjutsu will be enough to bury all their ninjas!
After resolving this matter, without waiting for Li Ke and Namikaze Minato to return to the office, the chiefs of each ninja clan quickly reported all the ninjas hidden within each clan, increasing the number of registered ninjas in Konoha by 30% in one go.
This is a rather terrifying thing, because there are many ninjas without families now. If such a situation can occur under such circumstances, then it will be very interesting to see how much power the previous families have hidden.
There are even cases where people who were previously registered as ordinary people have now become ninjas. This can be said to be extremely abstract.
However, as a result, fiscal expenditures began to rise again, and Li Ke had to start doing business, and his business was also very simple:
"Wood Release: Tobacco Leaf Growth Technique!"
With seals in his hands, the fields where tobacco seeds were buried began to expand rapidly. Countless young shoots emerged from the ground and turned into endless tobacco that could be harvested. Li Ke's figure only stayed here for a moment, and then he used the Flying Thunder God Technique to come to another farmland created with the help of the power of the Genin.
"Wood Release: Cocoa Bean Growth Technique!"
Yes, because the factory has not been built yet, the current Hokage is Li Ke.
From civil engineer Li Ke, to black slave Li Ke!
In the entire Konoha Village, most of the Genin were tasked with cultivating farmland and helping to build factories. However, some high-value factories were also under construction, and everything was starting to go the right way.
Time, what Li Ke still needs is time.
----------
"So, you forced the other four countries to cause trouble for you just to make those powerful people think that Konoha Village has reached the end of its rope?"
Death Li Ke rolled his eyes and complained.
"But the people of Konoha couldn't stand the pressure and wanted to hide their incompetence, right?"
Li Ke, who was sitting there, was not a fool, so he could naturally see why the Uchiha clan did not tell some ninjas what the new rules of Konoha that Li Ke and Namikaze Minato had created were.
It's just that his means were not good enough, which exposed Uchiha Shisui who was completely clueless, or it could be said that Shisui did it on purpose.
Moreover, those daimyos are not fools. They cannot be unaware whether the other ninja villages really want to fight or are forced to fight by Li Ke.
But now everyone just pretends not to know and treats "Murata Clean Carbon" as an invisible elephant in the room.
"Politics is always full of deception and concealment, because of the positions of each party and the lies for different reasons. I don't want a regime that was established in a hurry, and the daimyo and other ninja clans are also eager to find a way to avoid entering my era, so everyone should deceive themselves. After all, a war of attrition is always profitable for me, so I agreed."
Hokage Li Ke spread out his hands.
It would take him less than a day to conquer the ninja world, but he was patient enough to play with these people just because he didn't want too many people to suffer.
So now is the best situation.
"It's so boring, the invisible elephant and all that. That's why I say that those of you who become leaders yourself are not living happily and freely."
Marvel Li Ke yawned. He really found these politics boring. Whether it was himself in One Piece or Naruto, they both highlighted a life of hard work.
Although women would sneak into his bed from time to time, Pirate Li Ke was thinking about how to better manage that world, and Hokage Li Ke was thinking about similar things.
As for Wang Mang and Li Ke...
Wang Mang and Li Ke are the most miserable ones. They are currently residing in the Eighteen Levels of Hell. Basically, they cannot get out before the next King Yama takes the throne.
Even if there is a new King Yama, he won't have any free time, because that means his promotion...
Poor Hong Kong variety show host Li Ke has started working on lithography machines and a series of intelligent things, and has begun to help upgrade the industrial chain and technology. He can be assassinated eight times in one day by spies from various countries. Almost every time he travels, there are traitors who want to sell him out because of the huge profits.
Seven or eight of his big-nosed bodyguards were hospitalized due to injuries. The last time, a man called the Man with the Golden Gun wanted to kill him, forcing him to display his unique martial arts and beat him to death.
It can be said that it was a lot of hardship.
"Why can't you be a happy person like me?"
Stretching, looking at these Li Kes who were devoted to discussing politics, Marvel Li Ke felt lonely, because even the Li Ke who looked like the Joker was a guy who was very involved in politics. So after rolling his eyes, he planned to go back.
Unfortunately, the powers of the other Li Kes had almost no effect on him, so his idea of soaring to the sky was shattered, and he could only continue his career.
then--
"Um, good morning... Um, who are you? Oh, by the way, you're Jenny..."
Facing the morning sunshine, Li Ke opened his eyes and pushed away the blonde and blue-eyed beauties on his body. Li Ke climbed out of bed, looked at the numbers on his alarm clock, and couldn't help but curse.
"Damn it...I'm almost late."
If he remembered correctly, he had a book signing event to attend today, so he had to get dressed.
Li Ke took out dozens of Franklin notes from his wallet and paid the models. He asked them to take off their clothes and then started to wash up.
While washing up, he, a great writer who has made a place in this world through literature, music arrangement and other careers, also received a call.
"Hey, Rick, have you made up your mind? If you agree, you can go to the island with us and get more resources. You know, a lot of resources, and you can exchange writing experiences with Hawking."
When Li Ke heard this, he almost swallowed the toothpaste in his mouth, and then spoke speechlessly.
"I'm not interested. Although my life is absurd, it's not as bad as yours. God should be able to forgive me. Besides, I'm not interested in selling my own asshole!"
Having said that, Li Ke hung up the phone, spit out the toothpaste, put on his clothes, and with the help of his full-time driver, headed towards his autograph session.
In this world, he basically makes a living by being a plagiarist, so he has little interest in autograph sessions. If he is not looking for beauty, he basically will not come.
However, just when he arrived at the signing site, an unexpected guest showed up in Li Ke's dressing room. Just as Li Ke was considering whether to do an American-style dance or call the police, the man took off his sunglasses, revealing a face that was well-known to everyone in the world.
Tony Stark.
"I need to talk to you."
He spoke to Li Ke in a cold and hard tone, his clenched fists showing the immense anger in his heart, but he still endured it, and only spoke to Li Ke word by word after closing the door.
"Especially about Pepper!"
Looking at the angry Tony Stark, Li Ke nodded and confirmed one thing.
The victim has arrived!
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
After the favored concubine remarried, the aloof and powerful minister forcibly took her away.
Chapter 230 1 days ago -
The harem is too complicated; the empress, a lazy bum, wins by doing nothing.
Chapter 435 1 days ago -
Slender willows sway in the breeze
Chapter 293 1 days ago -
Wanjin Lady
Chapter 453 1 days ago -
Inferior females become internet sensations across the entire galaxy
Chapter 367 1 days ago -
Golden Branch
Chapter 442 1 days ago -
The sweetest in the entertainment industry
Chapter 388 1 days ago -
Too high to reach
Chapter 413 1 days ago -
Transmigrated into the Dark Moonlight Villain, Deeply Trapped in the Abusive Shura Field
Chapter 258 1 days ago -
After the tycoon went bankrupt, he was raised by the villainous female supporting character and beca
Chapter 330 1 days ago