Me and countless me.

Chapter 301 Possible Infinite War

“These women…”

Li Ke moved the phone away from his ear and looked at the large number of missed calls on the screen. He couldn't help scratching his head, so he continued to handle his work while responding to the calls from these women.

"Yes, Jennifer, but will you marry me?"

"That's right, Felicia, this doesn't mean I don't want to get married."

"Wait a minute, this is not what we agreed on. I have been asking to marry you, but you didn't agree. Are you willing now? If you don't, isn't that right?"

Countless phone calls made Li Ke feel overwhelmed. When it was evening, Li Ke finally calmed down, then opened his mobile phone helplessly and edited a text message.

The content is very simple, and the general meaning is: "I have no intention of attacking minors, but I do hope that a girl whose life goal is to live a peaceful life will get married, and she doesn't mind keeping herself clean and no longer having abnormal contact with other women. After all, I don't want to wait anymore. I want a normal family and a normal relationship, not such a twisted life."

Li Ke's thumb hesitated for several times when sending the text message. He certainly knew what the consequences would be, but this was also something he had wanted to do for a long time.

These women are unwilling to marry me and tease me every day and go to bed with me, which makes my popularity and reputation become very bad. Normal girls who want to live a good life will stay away from me when they hear my name, and it is impossible for them to communicate with me properly.

He always felt that this was one of the reasons why he had never been able to get married. After all, his reputation was on the same level as Tony Stark.

And what kind of lingering relationship is this, a bootlicker and his hundreds of goddesses?
It's so uncomfortable.

So Li Ke hesitated for a moment, pressed the group message button, and then spoke with some self-mockery.

"Isn't this going to destroy the world?"

Sighing softly, Li Ke picked up the coffee in front of him and tried hard to empty his mind so that he would not look so dejected.

Wanda is now in the hospital with Pietro. With Aunt May, whom she hired, there is no problem. But what makes him not sure whether to feel regretful or relieved is that the Aunt May in his world is not the beautiful mature woman, but a kind old lady.

It’s just because the relationship with Peter has become a little subtle, so Li Ke rarely goes to see Aunt Mei.

"Ah, it's a lot of trouble."

Li Ke rubbed his hair and threw his mobile phone in front of himself. Then the next moment, a circle of light appeared in front of Li Ke. A young woman with brilliant blonde hair, a plump figure, and a strange and otherworldly aura appeared in front of Li Ke.

When he saw this woman, Li Ke subconsciously rubbed his temples and spoke helplessly.

"Didn't you say that you yearn for eternal travel more than love? Why did you think of seeing me today?"

Looking at Gu Yi in front of him, Li Ke spoke somewhat helplessly, but suddenly found that Gu Yi gave him a different feeling today, because the moment he appeared, black slowly occupied the mainstream of his office.

"I still think so now, but because of you, many things in this world have changed... Strange's girlfriend likes you, so there won't be a car accident. I'm not very good at it, so I need someone to help me. Also, Jane Foster won't like Thor anymore, so after a while, there will be troublesome things in this world, and most importantly..."

Gu Yi came in front of Li Ke, lifted Li Ke's chin and showed a provocative smile.

“I’ve become a different person, too.”

While speaking, Li Ke saw clearly that the other person was wearing a black dress, or a robe.

So Li Ke, who had been silent for a while, spoke up.

"Where's Dormammu?"

Ancient One chuckled and pointed at himself.

"I don't know. Anyway, I didn't see him last time I went there."

Li Ke: “…………”

Although he had no grudges against Dormammu, Li Ke's intuition told him that Dormammu was extremely miserable now, and the reason for his misery was definitely related to him!

Li Ke really wanted to know what Kamar-Taj would look like now, but he always felt that he would see something very subtle. Therefore, Li Ke gave up his idea and asked directly.

"So what exactly do you want to do by coming to me? I don't believe you would come to me for no reason. Of all the women I've slept with, you're the only one who doesn't love me."

Li Ke bluntly told the woman what Gu Yi had done, but she remained indifferent, as if what Li Ke said did not hurt her at all.

"Who can say for sure? But I did come to you for something. I came to warn you."

She just stretched out her finger and shook it slightly, and the next moment a black force and a green force appeared in front of Li Ke, and then a picture of Scarlet Witch killing everyone appeared in front of Li Ke:
Wanda, with red power floating in her hands, grabbed one of Gwen's feet with one hand and tore Gwen in half, then sneered.

"You're lying! You're obviously not pregnant!"

Then Wanda threw Gwen's body aside and continued to kill people: the second one was Pepper, who was directly vaporized by the scarlet magic, and the third one was Carol, who reacted and had her head chopped off by a sharp blade formed by the scarlet magic.

After Carol's death, no one could resist Wanda's power. Wanda just exploded and countless people died.

But at this time Wanda was completely crazy, because among the broken limbs, she was holding six Infinity Stones in her hands and spoke angrily.

"I want to make sure there are no more females in this world who can like Dick!"

Then the scarlet magic enveloped the entire world, including Wanda herself, and all the females in the universe disappeared, including but not limited to plants, microorganisms, silicon-based organisms and other organisms. , and because of the mixture of scarlet magic, the infinite gems collapsed and destroyed directly.

As a result, the civilization of the universe began to decline.

Li Ke: “………………”

What kind of weird Infinity War is this?!
"Are you bluffing me?"

Looking at the Supreme Mage in front of him with dead fish eyes, Li Ke was sure that the other party was bluffing him. "Who knows? This is just a possibility. You should know that all women who have slept with you will gain strength, but they will also want to stay by your side hopelessly... After all, the sense of order in you is really fascinating."

But the Supreme Sorcerer, who had turned his head to look at Li Ke's face, suddenly stood up straight, took out an ice cream from somewhere and stuffed it into his mouth, looking at Li Ke with a half-smile.

"So, who says this won't happen?"

Li Ke was a little hesitant. He didn't know whether he should believe what this crazy woman said. After all, he had already experienced her eccentricity.

During the time he was dating him, he would even suddenly transform into Ancient One with White Beard, which made him feel like he had heart problems during that time.

"so?"

"So I'm here to ask for your help. Here, use this to smash Strange's hands. This is his fate."

As he said that, Gu Yi threw a steel baseball bat to Li Ke, and Li Ke took a look at it and threw it aside, speaking unhappily.

"You should have received the message, so if you're not dating with the intention of marrying me, please leave. I'm planning to start over."

After saying this, Gu Yi was still smiling. She really was the type of person who didn't care about these things. Li Ke didn't care much either and planned to continue doing her own thing.

but--

"Do you remember the last time you were teleported away because of a strange thing?"

Gu Yi started talking, then raised her hand, and a Nordic-style dagger appeared in her hand, and Li Ke's expression suddenly looked like he had seen feces.

He bought this dagger when he was accompanying an ex-girlfriend to a charity auction. It was fine for other people to hold it, but he had just broken up with Ancient One, and as soon as he got his hands on it, not only did he break up with his ex-girlfriend, but this damn dagger also teleported him to a strange alien planet.

On that planet, he was first forced to be some kind of slave of a tribe of female aliens with cat ears for two days, and then he was thrown to Xandar by Captain Marvel, where he was forced to have a life-and-death race with several alien police officers and a gunfight with a group of interstellar gangsters. After that, he went to bed and was dumped one after another.

In the end, he was even transported by a teleportation device to a planet that basically consisted of only black stones, and lived together with a group of people who looked like they were not easy to deal with.

However, he did save a man there who was holding a spear, and whose alien girlfriend had very poor makeup and had no name to him yet. She was injured and almost died, but he found her and saved her.

She originally thought that they were both single, but after they had sex, the other party told her that she had a husband. Although she planned to divorce when she returned, she still did not plan to marry Li Ke because she had a more important mission to accomplish.

In the end, he was teleported back to Xandar, but something went wrong on the way and ended up in the Kree Kingdom. Because of the token of Captain Marvel on him, he was tortured and imprisoned. After something happened between him and the female prison guards and prisoners, Captain Marvel suddenly appeared and said he would take him out to relax.

Then, she slept with him at the resort, then went crazy and threw him back to Earth, talking about protecting the safety of the galaxy.

So when Li Ke saw the dagger, he got a headache and the first thing he did when he came back was to sink it into the sea.

"Don't tell me this thing belongs to some goddess, or is a seal or something. I've had enough of the Egyptian gods... so what are you doing here?"

But Gu Yi just tapped the blade of the dagger, and then a thin golden thread connected to Li Ke's body, and then she shrugged.

"You are right. This dagger seals a goddess. To be more precise, it seals the cowardly memory of a goddess. But the power of this dagger has already entered your body without your knowledge. So soon, the goddess who senses that her power has been touched will come down to earth to find you and find a way to take the power back from you, so that you can face your past cowardice and become braver."

Li Ke covered his face speechlessly. He was familiar with this routine. The last time he found a treasure from ancient Greece, a goddess claiming to be Athena said this to him.

Later, a goddess named Aphrodite said the same thing.

Anyway, Li Ke didn’t know whether she was a goddess or not, but it was indeed a lot of trouble, and there was almost no profit.

"So you are here to take away the divine power?"

Li Ke asked with his last hope, but Gu Yi still had that half-smile on his face.

"On the contrary, that power has become a part of you, and has merged with the Greek and Egyptian powers in your body. Therefore, no one except you can take this power away. I am only here to tell you..."

Gu put the dagger into Li Ke's hand.

"The history of this world is completely different from the history you know."

As Gu Yi's voice fell, a piece of news that made Li Ke's eyes widen instantly appeared on Li Ke's computer.

"The latest news is that Miss Pepper Potts of the Stark Group discovered Obadiah's conspiracy to murder Tony Stark, one of Stark's largest shareholders, and caught him red-handed. Tony Stark therefore received timely support from the US military and was successfully rescued. He is now being transported back to the United States for medical treatment..."

what? !

Li Ke immediately looked at his computer screen, and saw Pepper standing next to the Stark Building, waving her fist and explaining.

"I was checking the financial statements and reports at the time. When I found something wrong, I investigated it and found out the news. But when I went to question him, Obadiah attacked me with a pistol, and I knocked him down with one punch..."

As he was speaking, the surveillance video showed the petite Pepper Potts nimbly dodging the bullets shot by Obadiah and his two bodyguards, withstanding the impact of the infrasound waves, knocking down Obadiah with one punch, and then knocking down the remaining two bodyguards with a whip kick.

Li Ke: “…………”

He knew very well that it was nothing more than Pepper's working ability becoming stronger, she discovered the clues, and then her physical fitness and reaction ability became stronger, and because of his teachings, she bravely launched the attack.

It was just a small change, but it caused such a big change. Without the transformation in the cave, would Tony Stark still be the same Iron Man?

Li Ke was very skeptical about this matter.

And that means one thing.

The history he knew was destroyed because of Dick! He didn't know what would happen in the future, but he didn't know!

(End of this chapter)