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Chapter 327: Low-quality Fanfiction Invades the Original Work
Leaving the matter of the girl aside, Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei went to the inner room after finishing their meal. Li Ke looked at his good brother and confidant and began to test the waters.

"Old Zhang, do you think that the birthday gift should not be taken? Is it ill-gotten gains?"

Li Ke's question made Zhang Yinglei stunned, and then he nodded immediately.

"Of course. The people outside the city are suffering, but Liang Zhongshu himself has made a fortune. I thought he was a good man before, but... there are treacherous officials in power, and the government is... deceived again."

He wanted to scold the emperor, but in the end he did not do so, because the idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor and patriotism was the greatest ambition of his brother Zhang Yinglei, and he did not dare to say anything bad about Emperor Zhao.

Li Ke knew the answer clearly, but it was not appropriate to tell his brother at this time, so he pulled his brother and spoke amidst the other's puzzled gaze.

"So, if you got this ill-gotten gain, what would you do?"

Li Ke's question made Zhang Yinglei stunned, and then he spoke with some melancholy.

"Of course we should buy some land and distribute it to farmers to ensure their food and money. But we absolutely cannot do this. You and I are both military commanders. If we do this, I'm afraid disaster will come. And we don't have so much money. Do we have to be a knight on the beam and rob the birthday gift in the middle of the night?"

As he said that, Zhang Yinglei shook his head and wanted to touch the wine in Li Ke's house, but he didn't hear Li Ke's answer. He turned his head and saw Li Ke smiling there.

Zhang Yinglei's body shuddered suddenly, and he couldn't help but look at Li Ke, and then asked in a low voice.

"Erlang, are you..."

"That's exactly what I want to do with you, brother!"

Zhang Yinglei was silent for a moment. The traditional idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor and patriotism made him feel that he should not do this. However, the miserable scenes he saw during this period began to waver in his idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor and patriotism.

After all, his loyalty to the emperor and his patriotism was to ensure the well-being of the people and peace for the whole world, not to allow some parasites to plunder at will!
So after a moment of silence, he touched his head and spoke to Li Ke.

"Well, just tie this head to your belt!"

In the past, it was Li Ke who came up with ideas, so Zhang Yinglei didn't plan to use his brain. He just did whatever Li Ke said.

Li Ke also told his plan.

His plan was very simple. After all, since he was appointed as the leader of the birthday gift escort team, he naturally knew the warehouse and the departure time.

As long as the two of them could sneak into Liang Zhongshu's official residence tonight, entering the warehouse would not be a difficult task at all. This kind of ancient lock was not difficult for Li Ke at all.

However, there are still other requirements.

"But Jiro, should we wear night clothes or something?"

Zhang Yinglei asked excitedly. It was the first time in his life that he went out to be a thief and he wanted to have a sense of ceremony, but Li Ke just looked at his brother who had a strong sense of ceremony as if he was an idiot.

"Why don't you prepare two sets of costumes for both of us!"

Li Ke rolled his eyes and went to prepare the wonderful props he would need next.

After all, he wanted to open Liang Zhongshu's eyes, so Li Ke naturally had to make some preparations. At the very least, he should leave a golden seal for Liang Zhongshu to let the other party know that he was destined to be the one, right?
Melting gold and silver is not a big problem for Li Ke. Although Samadhi True Fire is a high-end spell, the low-level gold melting technique can be better used at this time.

This thing is from the scroll obtained by Wang Mang and Li Ke. God knows why Patriarch Bodhi knows this.

So all he had to do was get the clay mold!
Tang Monk Li Ke also has this ability. He is the best at making statues for people. He often makes some strange-shaped clay sculptures for his colleagues to disgust those who are difficult to kill directly.

Therefore, Li Ke quickly used those little spells to make a bunch of disposable molds, and then waited quietly for midnight to come.

After midnight, Zhang Yinglei came to Li Ke as promised, but——

"Why are you dressed as Dou Erdun from the Qing Dynasty? Now is the Song Dynasty, right? What's with your costume? Even if you are wearing it, it should be a Henan Opera costume, right?"

Li Ke looked at Zhang Yinglei, whose face was covered with blue paint, and could not help but complain. However, what he got in return was the bewilderment of Zhang Yinglei, who was wearing a costume for a big opera.

"What is Dou Erdun? Why does it sound so familiar? Didn't you tell me to get a set of opera costumes? I stole this from the opera troupe at home! Don't tell me I can't use it?"

Zhang Yinglei looked at Li Ke in confusion, not knowing what Li Ke meant, but he still brought Li Ke a box full of oil paint and a set of opera costumes.

Li Ke covered his face in pain. His brother had carried out his orders meticulously, which made him feel like he had to vent. So he could only give up and take the paint box, and then quickly paint himself with yellow paint.

"Forget it, that's it."

In Peking Opera, besides Dou Erdun, there is also Shan Xiongxin who has blue face. Since Zhang Yinglei has also been painted blue, he may as well play the role of Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao.

Anyway, it’s all for the purpose of preventing others from seeing your face clearly, so the means used don’t matter.

After painting their faces, Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei changed into tight-fitting costumes and prepared for action.

As Zhang Yinglei followed Li Ke into the shadows and began to move forward quickly, he looked at Li Ke's exquisite facial makeup and couldn't help but praise him.

"Erlang, your facial painting is so beautiful." Li Ke rolled his eyes and spoke directly.

"Call me Qin Qiong from now on! You are Shan Xiongxin! We are here to borrow money from Liang Zhongshu to help the underworld quell the rebellion!"

He just made up the reason, but Zhang Yinglei laughed and pulled his costume to show off to Li Ke.

"Brother, your armor isn't as pretty as mine!"

Li Ke almost transformed into the Hyuga clan on the spot and performed a set of Baguazhang for his good brother to help him cool down and relax his muscles, but he was his own brother, so as an old father he could only bear it.

The two men hurried all the way and quickly arrived at Liang Zhongshu's official residence. Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei nimbly jumped over the wall and came to the warehouse they were very familiar with. However, the moment they landed, Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei could not help but look at each other.

Because Liang Zhongshu was unlocking the door with his servant, holding a book in his hand, obviously intending to proofread it.

The two men acted decisively. Li Ke grabbed the neck of Liang Zhongshu who wanted to say something, while Zhang Yinglei knocked the servant unconscious with a punch. Then, they quickly used the ventriloquism skills learned from Tang Monk Li Ke and others, and spoke in a weird opera tone.

"You corrupt official! Instead of thinking about governing the country and maintaining peace in the middle of the night, you are here checking gold and silver. I really can't forgive you! Today, I, Qin Qiong, Qin Shubao, and Shan Xiongxin came to you to borrow silver to go to the underworld to quell the rebellion. If you cooperate obediently, it's fine. If you don't, you will have to go to the King of Hell!"

As he spoke, Li Ke kicked open the door of the warehouse. Zhang Yinglei also started to scream and threaten, but then the two of them fell silent because at this time, Yang Zhi and dozens of soldiers suddenly appeared in the warehouse. They were carrying boxes of gold, silver and jewelry, and were looking at this scene in amazement.

Yang Zhi's head felt like it exploded. He looked at the two men in costumes and painted with oil holding Liang Zhongshu, one of his future backers, hostage. He immediately drew his long sword and roared in anger!
"Where did this evil spirit come from? How dare you come here and cause trouble!"

After saying that, he rushed over without hesitation and slashed at Li Ke's arm that was holding Liang Zhongshu!

"The fucking time has actually been advanced. This old thief even guarded against me?! He is such a jerk!"

Li Ke kicked Liang Zhongshu directly on the butt, making him scream like thunder and rush directly towards Yang Zhi's long sword. The gradually enlarging blade and Yang Zhi's ferocious face made Liang Zhongshu feel that all the thrills of his life were gathered at this moment.

Yang Zhihai hurriedly changed his tactics, the sword in his hand suddenly tilted, and the whole person fell from mid-air, but he grabbed Liang Zhongshu's ankle, trying to pull Liang Zhongshu to his side!
But because Li Ke was holding Liang Zhongshu's neck, when Yang Zhi pulled suddenly, Li Ke's hand unconsciously exerted force, and Liang Zhongshu's tongue suddenly stretched out of his mouth, and his cervical vertebrae made a strange sound!

Liang Zhongshu, who was frightened to the point of being half dead, was being held in the air by two people like this. Half of his life in the physical sense was about to be ended, so he could not help but waving his hands and making sounds, wanting Yang Zhi to let him down.

After all, it is really uncomfortable to be hanging in the air. It would be fine if Yang Zhi could pull him back, but Yang Zhi doesn't have this ability, so it is better to let him down. In this way, even if he is killed, it will be a relief and he won't have to suffer such a punishment!
Fortunately, his loyal subordinate Zhang Yinglei directly swung the prepared long sword and attacked Yang Zhi, forcing Yang Zhi to let go of Liang Zhongshu's ankle and allow Liang Zhongshu to land.

Li Ke didn't hesitate and put the knife on the neck of his boss Liang Zhongshu, thinking quickly in his mind.

He came here originally to cause trouble, but he met this guy Yang Zhi. His original plan of setting fire to the warehouse, using the golden seal and golden knife to prevent Liang Zhongshu from saying anything, and then delaying the delivery of the birthday gift was naturally not feasible. He was afraid that if they could not get away, the birthday gift would be transported away the next moment, or it would be heavily guarded.

Then of course we will catch as much as we can and then leave here quickly!
But while he was hesitating, he saw torches quickly lit up in Liang Zhongshu's mansion, countless soldiers were rushing towards this side, and Yang Zhi and Zhang Yinglei started fighting, and they were inseparable for a while!
Li Ke couldn't help but mention Liang Zhongshu, but Liang Zhongshu no longer showed fear at this time, and spoke calmly.

"I'm afraid this warrior is also seeking wealth, but it's not a good idea to risk his life for wealth, is it? Why don't I give you some money so that you can take your brothers away."

Liang Zhongshu was very calm. Although he was almost killed by Li Ke and Yang Zhi just now, he was still quite resourceful to be able to become Zhongshu.

Li Ke didn't say anything, thinking about what to do, but at this moment, arrows like meteors suddenly flew over and hit the roof directly. Suddenly, fire broke out. The soldiers who had gathered around also panicked at this time, not knowing whether to put out the fire or to save Liang Zhongshu!
Liang Zhongshu also stood there in a daze, looking at the fire in the back house, and couldn't help but look at Li Ke.

"You actually have an accomplice?!"

I actually have an accomplice?!

Li Ke was also confused, but when he saw the fire, he made up his mind: although he could not get money for the time being, he absolutely could not let the birthday gift, which was the people's hard-earned money, be transported away.

So he pressed his Dan Zhong acupoint to stimulate his own potential, and the Gold Melting Technique was instantly activated. Immediately, the gold in the warehouse began to melt, igniting and carbonizing the wooden box, and began to flow continuously in the warehouse!
The soldiers who were scalded by the molten gold screamed and rushed out of the warehouse. Even Yang Zhi couldn't help but change color after seeing the melted gold. He wanted to change the battlefield instead of continuing to keep it here!
After all, if that molten gold gets on your body, it could cause your skin to peel off at best, and your bones to melt at worst!

Seeing this, Zhang Yinglei looked at Li Ke again, and they both nodded at the same time. Li Ke threw Liang Zhongshu directly at Yang Zhi. The moment Yang Zhi rushed over to catch Liang Zhongshu, the two of them rushed directly to the top of the wall and quickly jumped up.

"Where are you going! Shoot!"

With a loud bang, countless arrows flew towards Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei! Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei subconsciously blocked the arrows for each other, but in the end he was one step faster.

But at the moment when the arrow was about to hit him, he only heard a delicate cry!
"Come this way!"

As she was speaking, there was a sound like the sound of wind hitting a pipa, and countless arrows were shot towards Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei. Then, as if the woman had eyes, the countless arrows shot towards Li Ke and Zhang Yinglei were shot down one by one by her arrows!
"That woman is holding a Gatling gun!"

Although Li Ke complained in his heart, he quickly grabbed his brother Zhang Yinglei, jumped off the city wall, and rushed towards the direction where the female voice came from!
When he rushed to the alley, Li Ke saw the woman he had seen in the restaurant during the day. He was surprised, but the situation was extremely critical and it was not the time to reminisce. He could only run quickly until he arrived at his own restaurant and climbed over the outer wall into his own courtyard before he stopped.

The two men did not delay and directly washed the oil paint off their faces with water. The woman did not leave either, but sat there waiting for them.

However, just as Li Ke clasped his fists towards the woman, intending to thank her for her help, the woman's father rushed in angrily and growled at the woman.

"Chen Liqing! Do you still see me as your father?"

Li Ke: “…………”

Li Ke's eyes widened instantly, because this name made him instantly realize who this woman was and what new thing there was in this world!
That inferior second creation of Water Margin!
The Bandits!
A story about how the thunder generals in the sky have no moral principles and go down to the mortal world to fight against mortals!
(End of this chapter)