Me and countless me.

Chapter 580 Battle of Wits 1
No way, buddy, are you kidding me?! Are you wasting my time like this?!
Sun Wukong looked at Nezha with a strange expression, wanting to say something but unable to utter a word. In the end, he could only sigh and then speak helplessly.

"In that case, I'll go find Yang Jian first."

After saying that, Sun Wukong walked outside, but just as he reached the door, a puff of white smoke rose from the ground, and then a person dressed as a local deity emerged.

"Great Sage, please wait! Your humble servant has a way to help you!"

As they were speaking, the local earth god walked over with a tattered scripture in his hand, and Sun Wukong stopped, looking curiously at this person who looked exactly like the local earth god.

"Who are you, old man, to dare call me Grandpa Sun!"

The old man immediately cupped his hands in greeting.

"I am a local earth spirit, and I came here specifically to help the Great Sage when he was in trouble!"

As he spoke, the old man revealed the seal of the local land deity. Sun Wukong took a look and saw that it was indeed the seal of the local land deity, so he trusted the old man to some extent. After all, this thing was bestowed by heaven and could not be forged or impersonated in ordinary times.

"You've put your mind to this. Tell me, what can you do to help me?"

As they spoke, Sun Wukong squatted down to one side, looking somewhat dejected, while the local deity, who was actually the Silver Horned King in disguise, spoke up with a grin.

“Your companions all have important matters to attend to, but the journey to the West is of utmost importance. If you are willing, I have a few spells here that can help you resolve your companions’ problems and thus quickly alleviate your worries!”

Sun Wukong smiled dismissively upon hearing this.

"I have seventy-two transformations, why would I need your magic? No need, no need."

He waved his hand and turned away, but the Silver Horn King quickly tried to dissuade him.

"Great Sage, you may not know this, but this is a method from the Western Paradise. Since you have already entered Buddhism, how can you not learn some Buddhist methods? Moreover, this is not an ordinary spell, but a profound spell certified by the Heavenly Court. If you don't believe me, Great Sage, take a look!"

As he spoke, the Earth God placed the book in front of Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong glanced at it disdainfully, then suddenly opened his eyes wide.

This is because the profound meaning and ingenious design of these spells are unparalleled in his life. Even his Seventy-Two Transformations cannot compare to the spells in this book in terms of skill and variation.

So Sun Wukong glanced at it twice and hurriedly snatched the book away. Then he looked at the title of the scroll and saw that even the title was a bit tattered, so the last few characters on the title were completely illegible. Moreover, the author's name was very blurry, and only the character 'hand' could be vaguely seen on it.

However, the handwriting is not very complete; it is clearly part of another character. But this is the last piece of information about the author of this book.

"The Complete Book of Lantau Spells? What kind of place is Lantau Monastery? Why are there empty slots after this book? And why do the two slots contain such... wondrous spells? And are these spells real?"

Sun Wukong wanted to say how wonderful it was, but the magic spells on it were really hard to talk about. However, he had to admit that it was really effective for him at this moment!
For some reason, he always had a sense of déjà vu when he saw the words "Complete Collection," especially since the author's name was unknown. This gave him an even stronger sense of unease!
"Lando Monastery is naturally a sacred place of Western Buddhism, a place where eminent monks exchange and preach. As for this magic... Great Sage, you will know once you try it."

Sun Wukong was willing to use it because the spell was really appropriate for the occasion, but it was also because the spell was too strange and required a lot of supernatural power, but the effect was embarrassing and made people think of those strange and frivolous tricks.

However, at this moment, the Earth God, disguised as the Silver Horn King, placed his hand on Sun Wukong's shoulder and spoke in a gentle voice.

"Great Sage, just say it was me who released it, since theoretically you don't know any of the spells in this book..."

Sun Wukong was always fun to play with, and although the spells on this site were somewhat strange, they were all incredibly fun. So, he rolled his eyes and grabbed the Earth God's hand.

"It's settled then! It's a deal."

Silver Horn King then spoke with a smile.

"It's hard to chase a horse!"

After saying that, King Silver Horn couldn't help but chuckle to himself.

Originally, once Nezha and Yang Jian finished their business, that would have been the end of it, and they would have been in trouble. But now Sun Wukong has interfered with their plans using magic, disrupting their plans. If things don't go as planned, then Sun Wukong will be the one who suffers!

This is the second step in their plan to sow discord!

So the Silver Horn King smiled as he watched Sun Wukong open the spellbook, and while Nezha was still recording, he pointed at Li Jing in the courtyard and used the Forced Enlightenment Technique from the Complete Book of Spells of Landuo Temple!

The theory behind this spell is extremely profound, employing the principle that all things possess a spirit, including humans, and it was clearly created by a high-ranking Buddhist or Taoist monk, though its application is somewhat...

shameful.

As Sun Wukong chanted the incantation, a beam of light instantly struck Li Jing's body, and the magic of Nalanda Temple immediately took effect.

So, Li Jing, who was originally planning to have a second tryst with her concubine, heard a mature voice coming from her concubine.

"As the saying goes, new clothes are worse than old ones, and old friends are worse than new ones. Even I sometimes crave the warmth of my old friends."

Li Jing spoke up, somewhat annoyed.

"Who dares to disturb your grandfather!"

As he spoke, he broke free from his concubine's embrace and looked around, but found no one there!
He paused for a moment, then cursed again.

"You coward, come out right now!"

However, the very next moment that sound appeared, the sound reappeared.

"Speaking of cowards, if you had said that before, then I would indeed be a coward. But if you were to call me a coward now, that would be very inappropriate."

This time, Li Jing and his concubine clearly heard that the deep male voice actually came from Li Jing's lower abdomen! The concubine even felt the vibration of the sound waves!

The concubine and Li Jing exchanged a glance, then the concubine screamed and jumped up, while Li Jing struggled in terror!

Then, they saw a part of Li Jing's body sprout eyes and a nose, and even a pair of arms, which were now clasped together, looking at Li Jing with a solemn and dignified expression. "Ahhh!! Monster! Monster!"

Li Jing kicked and thrashed wildly, slapping the deep male voice with his hands, but as soon as his fists struck, he felt an unbearable pain! And the deep male voice spoke as Li Jing curled up in pain.

"Benefactor, do you now understand the principle of cause and effect? ​​Because you struck me first, you are in pain afterward. This is cause and effect. It's like how you disrespected your father, resulting in your wife having to care for him while also taking care of the children, causing your father to die young without proper care. That's why you're called an unfilial son. It's all cause and effect. Both are bad causes and bad effects. However, you later resented your wife for not taking good care of your father, so you bullied your children and wife. This is yet another bad cause, and it's clear that this time the consequences will be even greater."

Li Jing really didn't want to listen to the monster that was growing on his body, but its long-winded explanations had somehow struck a chord with him!

He felt that his wife had ruined him because of other people's opinions of him. He thought she had failed to serve his father properly and to advise him, so he humiliated his wife and children in every way!

But if he can do such a thing, how can he let people talk about it?

So he angrily swung his fist again.

"You monster! What nonsense are you spouting!"

Li Jing's fist collided with her body once again. The body below still maintained the posture of a high monk with his hands clasped together, but Li Jing rolled to the ground due to the pain!
Intense pain shot straight to his head, causing his whole body to convulse, and he finally realized that he had absolutely no way to deal with the monster in his body!

"Husband, what's wrong?!"

His first wife rushed over to help him up, but he kicked her away, and she fell to the ground.

"Mother! Mother, are you alright?!"

His children huddled around their mother, looking at him with fear and anger, which made Li Jing feel a sense of dread, lingering fear, and terror.

"Look, this is the consequence of your actions. Your child is terrified of you. Have you really thought about what your future life will be like?"

"You! What nonsense are you spouting, you monster!"

Enraged, Li Jing picked up a knife from the side, but as he was about to slash at his own body, he couldn't help but stop. He felt that not only would he be in excruciating pain, but he would also lose his manhood and unleash a monster!

"Alas, you are far too impatient and easily angered, benefactor. I will remain silent."

After saying that, Li Jing put her hands together and silently began to recite the Heart Sutra.

"...Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form; form is emptiness, emptiness is form..."

As he muttered, the body of Li Jing's terrified concubine, who had fallen to the ground, suddenly began to speak!

"Master, your knowledge of the scriptures is still so profound. Could you please explain them to my sister's master? After all, the owner of this body does not cultivate virtue and merit. If she does not have any children, she will certainly not have a good end in the future."

The voice was extremely seductive. Just hearing it made Li Jing feel like his bones were melting. However, he and his concubine looked at the concubine in horror, because the voice was coming from the corresponding place!

"Ahhhh!!!"

The concubine screamed in terror and collapsed to the ground. But she couldn't actually faint, because in the instant she did, the Heart Sutra being recited below transformed into countless runes that rushed into her heart, making her mind incredibly clear at that moment.

So the concubine could only stare in horror at her lower body and Li Jing's lower body and begin to talk!

“My sister, you may not know this, but our relationship is one of kinship. However, neither of our masters are virtuous. If we cannot understand the principle of being kind to others and doing good deeds, it will be impossible for us to have any more children! So, we might as well recite the Heart Sutra together, which can be considered as a way to help the two of us pass on in advance.”

The concubine also sighed.

"In that case, they are actually right. Since they are going to suffer in the second half of their lives, they might as well enjoy the first half, so that they won't suffer in their old age without having enjoyed anything."

What happened here left Nezha, who was watching from the side, dumbfounded. He looked at the notebook in his hand, then at Li Jing, who was screaming in pain, and at his increasingly excited concubine, and felt that this matter was never going to end.

Even if Li Jing recovered for a period of time under the spell that was clearly released by Sun Wukong, she would inevitably revert to her old ways afterward, which would also interrupt his series of educational plans. This made Nezha unable to help but feel annoyed.

"Everyone says 'the monkey is impatient,' and today I've seen it for myself."

He sighed helplessly, while Sun Wukong found it extremely amusing and released his spell again. When he saw the Buddha light on Li Jing's body getting even closer and starting to produce a Buddha wheel that emitted a halo, he couldn't help but cover his mouth to prevent himself from laughing out loud!

"This spell is truly mysterious and incredibly interesting!"

He couldn't help but look at the Complete Book of Lantau Monastery Spells in his hands, and felt a sense of admiration for the author of the book.

Because this spell is based on the inner demons that everyone has, and on the caster's understanding of Buddhist principles, it creates a false will. Therefore, it is very clear what you are most afraid of and what your deepest fears are. It is perfect for dealing with those who are addicted to alcohol and sex and do not know how to repent!

Because once you're under this spell, you're completely unable to do certain things. And if you have any thoughts or do anything bad, you'll be constantly tormented by the great principles of morality. As for cutting it off, not to mention how many people have the courage to do so, the spell's power will also protect that thing, preventing it from being destroyed...

But it still hurts.

It can be said to be an excellent auxiliary spell for cultivation!

However, it's also a top-tier spell for pranks! Because this spell ignores any magical artifacts and defensive spells! As long as it touches your magic power, and as long as you have inner demons or lustful desires, it will activate!

Therefore, Sun Wukong immediately thought of his master!
Without hesitation, he created countless clones, easily finding Li Ke's location. He then transformed into a sleepy bug, flew to Li Ke's vicinity, and saw Ban Zhe Li nestled in Li Ke's arms.

"I'm sorry, Master, but this is for your own good!"

Looking at Li Ke with the beauty in his arms, Sun Wukong chanted a spell, and a magic spell was cast on Li Ke. The moment he was hit by the spell, Li Ke, who was holding Ban Zheli, opened his eyes and then showed a strange expression.

because--

"Wukong! You actually attacked me with my magic!"

(End of this chapter)