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Chapter 628 What is a comedic character?

Chapter 628 What is a comedic character?
Li Ke didn't actually draw the character named Grey Wolf; he drew something else entirely.

A toy car.

Yes, it was just an ordinary toy car, and Li Ke was genuinely relieved when she drew it.

He was genuinely afraid that his system would give him something like a blue tanuki robot, because that would mean that this world had a timeline, and a very high upper limit!

It's ridiculously high!

So after glancing at it, he continued playing cards with Huang Rong and Guo Fu.

It must be said that although Guo Fu had a bad temper, she became docile instantly after losing a fight, and even Huang Rong was the same.

At first, there was a bit of hostility and resentment, but after breaking through the defenses, it immediately became gentle and soft, just like a sweet potato ball, or a freshly baked crispy honey-glazed roasted meat.

There's even a feeling that anything can be done as long as he gives the order.

With his current perception abilities, he would never misperceive such a thing.

But considering Huang Rong's personality before marriage, such a change seems quite natural.

It can be said that Li Ke had a very pleasant night.

So, Huang Rong and Guo Fu played cards until they both took a break. Li Ke opened the window, intending to get some fresh air and also to cause some trouble for his Imperial Guards.

After all, if an average of 3.5 Guo Jings' strength is enough to allow Huang Rong and others to break through, will they release Li Mochou, who is almost abnormal now, or Xiaolongnu next time?

Are you going to send him the Empress Dowager and Empress of the Song Dynasty in a couple of days?
Must be severely punished!

"Don't upgrade their equipment, and send them to Kublai Khan's command so they can be the first to go when attacking a city."

Li Ke sneered, planning to send his two hundred guards, all clad in true qi armor and each possessing the strength of three and a half Guo Jings, directly to attack the city! They would scale the city walls together, and anyone who retreated would be executed!
Moreover, they must be the first to scale the walls, seize the flag, and kill the general!
Thinking of this, Li Ke couldn't help but laugh out loud.

But at that moment, a crack suddenly appeared in the space in front of Li Ke, and then—

"Son, Dad has built the dimensional shuttle. I'll find your lost toy car for you right away!"

A cheeky voice came from the void, and then Li Ke saw the space suddenly shatter. Then a wolf wearing a yellow beret and with a scar on his face drove a machine that was obviously handmade. He was accompanied by a little wolf wearing a red robe and a crooked crown, and a little wolf wearing overalls who looked to be two and a half years old and was very good at playing basketball. He emerged from the shattered dimensional wall!
After emerging, the wolf performed a 720-degree front flip and landed gracefully, its sharp gaze sweeping over its surroundings before it spoke with a cold expression.

"What a strong murderous aura!"

His eyes were sharp, concealing a murderous intent, and also containing endless vicissitudes and a deep past. It was clear at a glance that he was a man of great ambition and strategy... a wolf! Then, a frying pan was slapped on his head, making his eyes look harmless and clear.

"What's with the anger! You've scared our son and everyone else! Go find our son's toy car!"

The red-robed wolf gave the command, and the yellow-bereted wolf fell to the ground in response, then spoke with a pitiful expression.

"Yes, wife."

Li Ke's first thought was the word "simp," but seeing the wary look in Red Wolf's eyes, Li Ke thought this should be considered a bit of fun between the young couple.

After all, Red Wolf was so poor that she had to eat grass while she was with Grey Wolf, but she didn't divorce him and even gave birth to his second child. When Grey Wolf was about to die, she actually went up to fight for her life.

Calling one partner in such a couple a "simp" is going too far.

Compared to Boiling Sheep...

Li Ke's brain went blank for a moment because of this incident. When he came to his senses, he saw Grey Wolf slap his hat hard, put it back on his head, look around, and finally point angrily at him.

"Hey kid over there, you're the one who stole my son's toy car, aren't you?! You've made me, the Great King Grey Wolf, have to create a dimensional travel time machine to find my son's toy car!"

As he spoke, Grey Wolf revealed his shiny claws and then swung them around in the air a few times.

"If you know what's good for you, hand over my son's toy car and kowtow to me in apology, otherwise—"

"What else?"

Li Ke silently pulled out his hand-crafted pistol and pointed it at Grey Wolf's head.

Then, Grey Wolf knelt down seamlessly, raising his hands high.

"If you like, I'll make a few more for you! If you like, I'll even build you a factory!"

His tone was humble, but Li Ke could sense that, given the wolf's physical abilities, it would actually be able to react before he could fire. However, its eyes were fixed on his hands and his wife and children, clearly worried that a fight would hurt them.

So Li Ke put away his gun, picked him up, and then patted the dust off the other man's knees.

"Why are you kneeling? You're a guest here. Since you're a wolf, you must like to eat mutton. How about this, you help me build some blast furnaces, and I'll give you mutton to eat."

Li Ke really didn't intend to let this family go. Although he didn't know why something like Grey Wolf could exist in this world, he was too lazy to think about it since it was related to the system he created with his cheat.

After all, who knows which genius Li Ke's talent has mutated in this world?

But as soon as he heard about mutton, Grey Wolf's eyes lit up instantly, and a fawning smile appeared on his face.

"Lamb... How can a blast furnace be worthy of lamb? If you really give me lamb, I can create it for you using a time machine!"

Li Ke smiled and then patted Grey Wolf on the shoulder.

"We live in different times and spaces, and the variables involved can take a long time to measure, not to mention the level of industrial technology here..."

But before he could finish speaking, he saw Grey Wolf casually pick up a few pieces of glass from in front of him, tap them a few times with a wrench, and then Li Ke saw a complete glass chip.

And Grey Wolf just sniffed the air and asked the question with an innocent look on his face.

"17564823... that's roughly the fluctuation parameter value."

His intuition told him that this thing really worked! And the spacetime parameters were correct too!

Li Ke: "…………"

Is this scientifically sound?

No, does this conform to metaphysics?

But Li Ke quickly realized what was going on.

The mind is superior to material things!

What a testament to the power of the mind over material possessions!
Grey Wolf then spoke up smugly.

"With me, the Great King, here, how could there be anything we can't create! Do you understand science?! This is science!"

So, Li Ke, unable to bear it any longer, lifted him by the neck... no, by the chest, and questioned him, which led to the scene that unfolded earlier.

After questioning him and putting the somewhat bewildered Grey Wolf down, Li Ke began to explain.

"Then at least show some respect for classical physics! After all, I intend to make everyone understand science." Although he could do something similar if he were to get angry, he still hoped that more people would understand knowledge and science, even the science of true qi. After listening, Grey Wolf nodded, indicating that he understood.

So he scratched his head and gave Li Ke a thumbs up.

"Then give me back my toy car and some mutton, and I'll help you with some infrastructure. After all, I'm in a hurry to get back and catch lambs, so I really can't stay here any longer."

Li Ke nodded. Although he really wanted to keep Grey Wolf, it was clear that Grey Wolf didn't want to get involved in other universes' affairs and preferred his own Green Green Grassland, so there was no need to force him to stay.

"Okay, I have plenty of mutton."

After saying that, Li Ke waved his hand and signaled his guards to go and relay the order. However, he was very curious that his guards, and even Muqali and Kublai Khan who rushed over upon hearing the news, did not feel any surprise or astonishment at the wolf that could talk and walk upright!

This puzzled him, but with Grey Wolf around, it wasn't easy for him to ask.

but--

"Hey guys, aren't you curious about those three talking wolves?"

When one of the Imperial Guards relayed the order, he couldn't help but ask the question, while another Imperial Guard, though wearing a mask, still showed his confusion in his actions.

"Is this your first day by His Majesty's side? His Majesty is a true Heavenly Emperor descended to earth. Isn't it normal for him to have Kui Mulang by his side? Haven't you read the story of Kui Mulang from Sun Wukong's Journey to the West? Sun Wukong had Lady Jinding, and Kui Mulang had Princess Baihuaxiu! It's obvious that Kui Mulang brought Baihuaxiu back after Sun Wukong became a Buddha. This time, the Heavenly Emperor descended to the mortal realm, and he specially brought his whole family to support him in order to show off!"

The words of the senior Imperial Guard made the recruit nod, but they also left him with deeper doubts.

"However, I'm not questioning His Majesty, but why doesn't His Majesty allow us to call him the Heavenly Emperor?"

Then his senior looked at his junior with a serious expression.

"I don't know, but I do know that all we need is loyalty!"

The new recruit nodded excitedly.

"Yes! Loyalty!"

Therefore, when they brought the sheep back, they were not surprised at all and simply accepted the existence of Grey Wolf.

"Well, the level of industrial development here is a bit low."

Although Grey Wolf was happy to see the mutton, he didn't forget to work for Li Ke. Wearing a helmet that he had somehow gotten his hands on, he looked at the large plain next to Li Ke and adjusted his helmet.

"Besides, your city defenses don't seem very secure. Do you need me to upgrade them for you? It's not much, just one more sheep will do."

He looked at the large pile of mutton that the Imperial Guards had brought over, swallowed hard, and spoke to Li Ke in a fawning tone.

Li Ke paused for a moment, then asked the question.

"What kind of result can you achieve?"

Grey Wolf thought for a moment, then glanced at the true energy metal that Li Ke had given him before speaking.

"At most, I can build you a tank factory, a fighter jet factory, and an industrial base. After all, I still have debts to settle with those little sheep on the Green Green Grassland. This time, having obtained your True Qi Metal, I have gained a lot of inspiration, so time is a bit tight."

Li Ke nodded. It was normal for Grey Wolf to be so fixated on the Green Green Grassland, so he inquired about the construction schedule.

"And what about the construction period?"

This time, Grey Wolf didn't say anything, but simply held up three fingers.

"Three months?"

Li Ke nodded, thinking that with Grey Wolf's abilities, this would take too long. Grey Wolf shook his head, while Li Ke raised his eyebrows.

"Three days?"

Grey Wolf showed a disdainful expression and shook his finger.

"You're underestimating me, King Grey Wolf! I only need three seconds! Just tell me if you're willing to trade a sheep for it!"

Li Ke: "…………"

"it is good!"

Without any hesitation, he nodded in agreement. The next moment, Li Ke saw Grey Wolf dash towards Dadu like the wind!
"Wow! Honey! This sucker is really great!"

In the first second, Li Ke saw Grey Wolf dismantle every single brick in Dadu, build the foundation, and make a plan. He even fell down and was swept away by groundwater several times.

In the next second, Li Ke saw Grey Wolf knead countless pieces of reinforced concrete with his hands and quickly build a modern city with a complete industrial base, including a port and an airport.

In the third second, Grey Wolf quickly built factories in the industrial base, handcrafted countless parts and industrial machine tools, and began cleaning, waxing the floor, making everything clear and shiny, reflecting the sunlight.

In those three seconds, Grey Wolf's figure completely turned into a blur, just like a curtain being drawn on a stage, giving people the feeling of a black screen transition.

Once the 'black screen transition' ended, ordinary people saw that not only had their homes changed drastically, but countless twenty-story buildings had also appeared around them! And countless cars made of steel!

Yes! Grey Wolf even built subways and buses for Li Ke, and even reserved a place for his Imperial Guards to be stationed!
Moreover, the entire city is protected by a city wall that starts at 100 meters high, with machine guns and cannons positioned on it!
Li Ke even vaguely saw the shield launcher.

Li Ke: "…………"

If you're so capable, why don't you go catch sheep?!
Still can't catch them?!
And the system sent you, its big daddy, here, so who am I supposed to beat up?

The Four Chaos Gods?
Or is this actually a StarCraft start? Am I going to fight the Fallen Empire next?

Li Ke looked at Grey Wolf beside her, who looked relaxed, with only a little sweat on his forehead and a slightly dirty hat, and his mouth twitched suddenly.

Are you sure you only want one sheep?

Not far away, Li Ke's subjects had already begun to kneel and pray, because they simply couldn't understand these things. Even Li Ke was starting to have a headache about how to teach them to use tap water and gas stoves!

Grey Wolf, on the other hand, wore a fawning expression.

"Are you saying it's too much? If so, half a sheep will do."

Looking at Grey Wolf's simple, farmer-like expression, Li Ke could sense that even with only half a sheep, Grey Wolf felt he had made a huge profit! He could easily continue to haggle over the price!

But Li Ke paused for a moment, then held up ten fingers and used his ninjutsu on a live sheep to the side!
Imperial Escape: The Nine Clans Separation Technique!

"I'll give you a hundred! But I only ask that you come a couple more times if you have time! There's absolutely plenty of mutton!"

That afternoon, the Song soldiers in Xiangyang saw dozens of warriors with halos behind their heads and golden hammers the size of watermelons flying towards their city from flying platforms!

Meanwhile, the Song Dynasty court issued an edict to Xiangyang ordering them to "fight to the death and not retreat."

(End of this chapter)

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