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Chapter 641 Li Ke's Anger

The relationship between Maroni and Falcone is extremely complex; their feud could easily fill a 56-episode TV series, involving betrayal, cooperation, blood feuds, and eventual reconciliation.

You could absolutely say—

"That's an exaggeration."

Li Ke flipped through the following documents and saw more of Maroni and Falcone's past, as well as their criminal records during this period. It was quite comprehensive, so comprehensive that it made people wonder how the female agent had managed to obtain all of this information.

"Hmm, looks like I actually caught a superhero."

After putting the documents down, Li Ke felt a fleeting sense of guilt and couldn't help but wonder who that woman was.

To reiterate, his research on DC is not very in-depth. Without knowing more about the other party's characteristics, he really wouldn't be able to recognize them. After all, there are quite a few off-the-beaten-path heroes in both DC and Marvel, especially female heroes who rely on sex appeal.

As for the female agent in purple pantyhose and a bunny girl outfit, she's actually quite common among undercover heroes, but if she were born in Gotham...

"Could it be a black canary?"

Just as Li Ke was thinking this, a powerful sound wave rang out! Along with it came Selena's scream!
He instantly stood up and rushed into the basement. The moment he shielded Selena behind him, he witnessed something truly shocking.

The female agent, whose mouth he had stuffed with a sanitary napkin, now had a huge pink balloon in front of her mouth, proving that Li Ke hadn't bought the wrong prop. Although the surrounding things were constantly being vibrated and destroyed by the sound waves from her mouth, the balloon remained very firm and grew bigger and bigger with her breathing!
Li Ke confirmed that the other party was Black Canary, but Selena confirmed other things.

"What brand of balloon is this? It's not even broken yet! I have to avoid this one!"

She quickly memorized the brand and decided never to buy balloons from that brand again. After all, the most important thing for her right now was to get pregnant with Li Ke's child, not to enjoy herself.

After all, balloons, depending on the needs, must have some that can leak and some that absolutely cannot, which is why Selena is so concerned.

However, the female agent's breath was limited. Before the sound waves could destroy what was in her mouth, her oxygen was exhausted, so she had to stop her sound waves.

However, as a result, the balloon she had blown up began to shrink, blowing her breath back into the air. Judging from the girl's expression, the female agent didn't seem to want to inhale the air that smelled of the balloon.

But now, if she loosens her control over her breath, the gas from the balloon will enter her lungs.

If she doesn't let go, she won't be able to breathe!
Seeing Li Ke's amazed expression, the female agent decided to challenge her own physiology and try to breathe while blocking the air in her mouth.

But as for the results...

"Wow...that's amazing! Honey! This woman's ability to hold her breath is incredible!"

Selena gasped, for the woman's eyes had rolled back, her neck was red and swollen, and she was in a state of suffocation!
Li Ke tried hard to convince himself that his foolish actions were because the superhero in front of him was a newcomer who still cared about his reputation, which was why he was behaving so foolishly.

So he quickly walked over and pulled the sanitary napkin with the balloon attached out of the other person's mouth.

"Alright, alright, don't kill yourself. I know you're a superhero, so all you have to do for attacking me is clean up my house for a month and write a 20,000-word self-criticism."

However, Li Ke's good intentions did not earn the female agent's gratitude. Looking at the special bed she was on, the clothes that Selena was wearing that were the same as hers, and the things in Li Ke's hands, the veins on her forehead bulged. She immediately took a deep breath and planned to use her special move, the Sparrow Roar, to blast Li Ke against the wall!

This is a superpower she has possessed since birth, and it is also the reason why she inherited her mother's name, Black Canary, and felt confident that she could carry it forward. Unfortunately, Li Ke's experience in dealing with superpowered individuals is a bit too rich.

So the instant the black canary unleashed its roar, Li Ke shoved the composite sanitary napkin back in!

In an instant, the Black Canary's cry struck the composite sanitary napkin again, causing the enormous balloon that had just appeared to reappear!
"Hey, why are you attacking me?"

Li Ke sighed helplessly, looking at the balloon that was gradually growing bigger and the black canary's face that was getting redder and redder, and spread out his hands.

"I already told you I know you're a superhero, why are you still so angry?"

As the balloon began to weaken, Li Ke pulled the sanitary napkin out of the other person's mouth. Seeing their impatient, panting appearance, he handed the balloon to Selena beside him.

Selena looked at the enormous balloon with admiration, marveling at the Black Canary's lung capacity, and couldn't help but speak up.

"Honestly, instead of dressing up as a bunny girl and going out as a superhero, with your special abilities and lung capacity, you could be considered invincible among men..."

As she spoke, Selena made a swallowing motion, which made the black canary, who was about to calm down, blush again. Seeing this, Li Ke quickly patted the butt of his already useless house cat, telling it to go away and not to upset the black canary.

But for some reason, Selena really enjoyed seeing Black Canary Red Warm, especially right now, when Black Canary was gritting her teeth, wanting to curse, but was helpless against her, which made her feel a sense of pleasure.

"You bastard, now that you know I'm a superhero, let me go!"

Black Canary didn't know what a superhero was, but she could tell that Li Ke really didn't want to kill her or do anything to her. So, as Black Canary acting for the first time, Miss Dinah still wanted to ask Li Ke to release her, based on what he said.

"Well, I need your guarantee that you won't attack me after you're free. But seriously, miss, you're really brave."

Li Ke placed the evidence of the crimes, including the ledgers of Maroni and Falcone, that the other party had collected in front of him, and then began to speak in an aria-like tone.

"I wonder what awaits you after you hand over this information to the Gotham Police Department using your own identity? Will it be murder to cover it up, or something else entirely?"

"How did you find those documents?!"

Upon hearing this, Black Canary stopped struggling. She was somewhat panicked, but immediately remembered that she had been unconscious, so the information she had collected had naturally fallen into the other party's hands. It was normal for it to be discovered, so she instead began to mock them.

"So what? Are you planning to hand me over to Maroni and Falcone?"

Li Ke shook his head, realizing that Black Canary was trying to extract information from him, but he couldn't help but wonder why Black Canary was here.

After all, Black Canary is normally related to Green Arrow, and they've even gotten together in their respective publications, having a daughter together. Although Black Canary has also had an ambiguous relationship with Batman, and her mother, the original Black Canary, also had an ambiguous relationship with Batman, normally in this era, the one in front of me should be the second Black Canary, and she should be active around Green Arrow.

But here's the problem: why had he never heard of the original Black Canary before? Or was the woman in front of him the original Black Canary?

So, Li Ke lifted the other person's chin, looked at their beautiful face, and asked his question. "That's not the case, after all, our King of Gotham is dealing with these two families. But I'm curious, why are you acting like a hero, and do you really believe that Gotham's justice system can resolve these two families?"

The black canary snorted coldly.

"Do you think I'm that stupid? How could anyone trust the Gotham police department? But don't underestimate me, reliable law enforcement personnel will get this information."

As she spoke, Black Canary was already unlocking the locks, but just as she was about to unlock the first one, her hand was grabbed by a pair of soft hands. She turned her head and saw Selena's face with a slightly cat-like excited smile.

"I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help it."

Selena, who had casually added another lock to the black canary, saw that both Li Ke and the black canary were looking at her. She smiled somewhat embarrassedly and hurriedly left. Halfway away, she tightened the rope binding the black canary again with that awkward smile.

"I'm sorry, I still couldn't help myself..."

Seeing Selena's performance, Li Ke painfully covered his face. Although Selena was indeed called Catwoman, and judging from the title, she was indeed the natural counter to Black Canary, Catwoman's nature was really hard to resist.

But what really broke him was that Black Canary unlocked her shackles right in front of him, making it impossible for him to pretend he didn't know!
"Alright, ignore her, miss. Do you mean you're planning to hand her over to the FBI or something, or the IRS?"

The black canary paused for a moment, then shook its head.

"No, and it has nothing to do with you. If you don't want to kill me or do anything to me, please let me go now. I have very important things to do!"

She thought of the man from the Gotham City Police Department, the only hope for Gotham City, the man named Gordon, and her friends who had fought alongside her, and couldn't help but glare at Li Ke.

But Li Ke took out his phone, took a picture of the black canary, and then used the AI ​​he had conjured up in his imagination to search for it, eventually discovering its identity.

"Then I think you're referring to Harvey and Gordon, right? Miss Diana, who inherited her mother's name."

"What! How did you know?!"

Black Canary was immediately horrified. In this era where surveillance was incomplete, the feeling of being "opened" was absolutely terrible. Li Ke, speechless, pointed his phone at Black Canary's innocent and naive face.

"When others become superheroes, they all disguise themselves, either by covering their faces or changing their appearance, or by transforming or having superpowers. But you not only don't cover anything up, you also expose your face. Do you think no one can open your box? Miss Dinah? Who do you think I should tell? Your parents or your college professors? Or do you think your family and friends can withstand the retaliation from those gangs? Or do you think those gangs won't pull the trigger on your family and friends?"

Upon hearing this, Black Canary Diana's face instantly turned pale, because she had never expected this at all! But she still couldn't help but stubbornly insist on her words.

"What does this have to do with you!"

The black canary struggled fiercely, trying to break free from this strange person, and Li Ke was also stunned for a moment.

Yeah, what does that have to do with me?
Li Ke couldn't help but stand up. Looking at the Black Canary's constantly swaying buttocks, recalling its clumsy combat awareness and various immature aspects, he couldn't help but feel a heartfelt sense of disappointment.

If he's this immature as a superhero, then his image as a mastermind is also ruined!
So these newbies are making Li Ke lose face?!

Thinking of this, he angrily slapped Black Canary's wriggling buttocks hard. Intense pain instantly swept over Black Canary's entire body and froze her in her tracks.

"Um, should I leave first? If not, may I still look?"

Selena tried to get attention again at this point, but no one paid any attention to her.

Because the black canary was shocked by Li Ke's actions, while Li Ke was shocked by something else.

Why do I feel like I'm the mastermind behind this?

This matter was too complicated, so Li Ke decided to give up thinking about it and twitched again under the shocked gaze of the black canary.

"I've made up my mind. I can't let you off the hook until I've trained you into a proper superhero! Miss Dinah, you don't want your Falcone and Selena to know you're investigating them, and that it will bring misfortune to your friends and family, do you?"

Upon hearing Li Ke's words, the inexperienced second-generation Black Canary immediately felt a surge of anxiety. She couldn't understand Li Ke's actions at all and struggled to think of what to do next, but at this very moment—

"You can forget about continuing your evil deeds!"

A girl wearing a bat mask, a cape, and a clearly homemade bodysuit kicked open the door to Li Ke's basement, pointed a stun gun at Li Ke, and roared.

"Let go of Dai... her right now! Or I'll get rough with you!"

Upon hearing this, Li Ke stiffly turned around, looking at the other person's clumsy clothing, their right foot trembling from kicking the door, clearly a sprained ankle, and the mask that couldn't cover their face at all, their voice without any change in tone, and their belt with few items that could be used for combat. He painfully covered his face.

He would have accepted any effort from the girl if she had thrown a stun grenade or a smoke grenade. But aiming a stun gun at him from over ten meters away—did she think she was holding an alien laser gun?! Or was her knowledge of physics so poor that she believed the voltage of a stun gun could penetrate over ten meters of air to shock him?

This can no longer be explained by inexperience; it can only be explained by stupidity!

And they were incredibly stupid!
So stupid they could be sent to a museum for exhibition!

"What do you all think you are, superheroes?! How can you call yourselves superheroes?! You're practically delivering prostitutes!"

Li Ke felt humiliated by these two rookies! So he slapped the black canary's rump hard again, making the little bird chirp again.

"Try to act like a hero!"

In less than ten seconds, Black Canary saw her partner, Batwoman, fall to the ground and be lifted up by Li Ke like a little chick. She was then tied up by that perverted woman named Selena and made to look just as humiliating as herself!

But Li Ke couldn't care less about what Black Canary thought, because he had made a decision.

"We really need to train these superheroes properly! Otherwise, they'll just fall apart!"

(End of this chapter)