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Chapter 75 Asking for a hammer and getting a hammer, naming names! Meng Chi: For shower gel, I only
Chapter 75 Asking for a hammer and getting a hammer, naming names! Meng Chi: For shower gel, I only use Johnson's Baby! [3K]
The sound of "Brother Uzi" made Uzi's heart seem to skip a beat.
He thought Meng Chi really dared to mow him down in the official live broadcast room.
It turned out to be a false alarm, and the "idol" followed closely behind.
Uzi's heart was relieved immediately, and was replaced by disbelief. He wondered if he had heard it wrong.
"Ah? The host must have heard correctly, right? Huang did say that the host is his idol, right?"
[The host heard it correctly. Huang said it himself. These are the original words.]
[What else do those idiots have to say now? Your idol's idol is a puppy! ]
[Hahahaha... I would like to call it the strongest boomerang in LPL history! ]
[Hehe, if we really count by generation, then the puppy must be the grandfather of this group of people, right? ]
Uzi was confused at first, then his face showed ecstasy.
This has come true!
At this moment, the official live broadcast room was in an uproar.
[Is Huang talking about his horse? ]
[Is his father so disgusting? ]
[I came to see Huang÷ start a group with Bathing Dog, but now he told me that he doesn’t pretend anymore and Bathing Dog is his idol? ]
[I already knew that Huang÷ dared to start a fight with Uzi like this, something was wrong, he really had some whitewashing tricks, with one word "idol", he wiped out everything that happened before. ]
[Where is Huang Takako? Come out and give your acceptance speech! ]
[What are you posting? I’ve turned from a fan to a hater. From now on, Huang÷ will be more disgusting to me than a dog taking a bath! ]
【Don't worry, there might be a reversal. 】
[Use your melon seed-sized brains, aren't you fishing? 】
[What a reversal! This is the official live broadcast room. Does he dare to spray the bathing dog? If he sprays me, I will call you daddy! If he doesn’t spray me, I am your daddy. Do you dare? ]
[Ara Takako is still fantasizing! Still fantasizing! ]
Just one simple sentence caused a huge storm.
Even #Uzi is Huang’s idol# has become a hot topic!
But everyone present backstage knew what was going to happen next.
Yu Shuang stammered a few times. She didn't know why Meng Chi asked her to wait for a while after asking the first question, but this made her even less willing to ask the next question.
But when she met Meng Chi’s eyes, Yu Shuang finally gritted her teeth and decided to die!
"But, didn't you say in an interview before that your idol is your future self?"
Meng Chi showed his signature smile that everyone was very familiar with: "I was still ignorant at that time, but now I am mature."
Uzi live broadcast room.
Hearing this, Uzi's ecstasy suddenly subsided a bit, and he vaguely realized...
Not right.
Yu Shuang had no way to retreat, and even had to satisfy Meng Chi's request to have the so-called emotional ups and downs.
"Oh~" Yu Shuang wanted to cry but had no tears, "During this period, what happened that made you mature?"
"Nothing happened. It just matured naturally." Meng Chi smiled. "It matures three times a year. It will mature at least twice more in the future."
[Wait, something doesn't seem right! ]
[I think I understand what that call of Brother Wuzi means! Bath Dog was in the live broadcast room, asking Huang to point out his name and name him, so here it comes, isn't it? ]
【Reversed! 】
[Look again, this aggression is less than one tenth of what I expected. ]
After the wait that Meng Chi requested, the frequency of the following questions became much faster.
"What does maturity have to do with Uzi becoming your new idol?"
"Of course it is related." Meng Chi said seriously, "Because Wu Zige also has three harvests a year, so I regard him as an idol."
"Is there any necessary connection between these two?" Yu Shuang's smile was stiff. This was the question she wanted to ask most sincerely. She also wanted to know how they were connected.
"Ah?" Meng Chi looked "surprised", "Isn't one reason enough? Well, let me think about it again..."
"Brother Uzi really likes to cosplay Rambo, and I like it too."
As he spoke, in front of everyone, Meng Chi's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
[Fuck, so popular! ]
[This is a human, I will eat it directly! 】
[No, this is a special effect, right? Can a normal person be so popular? ]
【Why not? Please go to Uzi's live broadcast room. 】
Immediately, a group of people ran to Uzi’s live broadcast room, and saw that Uzi’s expression was even more miserable than Meng Chi’s!
【Ha ha ha ha. 】
[Whose cosplayer is this? Really authentic. ]
[God is going to turn evil, quickly go to LCK and ask the priest to suppress him! ]
[LCK is too far away, doesn’t our LPL have priests too? ]
【who? 】
[Huang! He is not a priest in terms of strength or achievements, he is a priest in terms of public opinion. Apart from him, is there any other priest who has tortured the bathing dog like this? ]
"Mengde!"
Uzi growled and summoned the legendary room manager to kill these barrages directly.
It's no wonder he couldn't control his emotions.
But the slap in the face came too unexpectedly, and the backlash from the barrage of comments made it a little difficult for him to accept.
At this moment, Uzi's breathing was rapid, but he still insisted: "This is also considered grass? The anchor doesn't feel anything at all."
"Besides, even after naming someone, they still have to add 'brother' at the end, which is a bit funny."
In the picture, Meng Chi suddenly thought of something and slapped his head: "Oh, I forgot about this."
Everyone saw him take out a cigarette from his pocket like Doraemon...
Black marker.
As Yu Shuang and the director looked at him from puzzlement to shock, he focused on his left cheek! Meng Chi pulled the corner of his mouth open, laughed, and suddenly hummed a rhythmic tune: "Who do you say is the short one? Who do you say is the short one?"
Yu Shuang’s face turned pale in an instant!
The barrage directly swipes the screen.
【Turtle! 】
[Explosion——]
[Fuck, what a stroke of genius! ]
[This stroke, transformed into a god! ]
[It looks good, but isn't this damaging to one's reputation? ]
[Whose is damaged? Who has a mole on the left side of his face? ]
[Nah, dancing at the bottom line like this? ]
In fact, it doesn’t matter where the stroke is. Even if it is on the hand, combined with Meng Chi’s previous words, people will instantly think of Uzi!
Others were inspired by it.
[This melody is quite interesting, I think it can be made into a song! ]
[Hurry up, hurry up, if you really make it, it will definitely be a hit. I have saved it and listen to it every day! ]
[Feeling Uzi's strong emotional fluctuations, you gain the ability - Rock Sugar Snow Pear! ]
[Rock Sugar and Snow Pear]: You are the spokesperson for Rock Sugar and Snow Pear. Drinking Rock Sugar and Snow Pear at any time will increase your energy by 20%! (Only one bottle per day.)
It exploded, it really exploded, Uzi also exploded.
This is the first time this threshold has been reached after the heat bar cap has grown to 150!
I saw Uzi clenching his hands into fists so tightly that his fists turned red.
Needless to say, his face was a deep red that was almost a special effect color, and there was even a faint wisp of white mist coming out of his forehead!
【Warning——Warning——】
[Host, please take a shower and cool down, or you may catch fire.]
[Is my eyes blurry? Why does it feel like Uzi is smoking? 】
[The robot made by Rambo does emit steam, which is consistent with the character design. 】
Uzi was panting heavily, his mind was a mess, but he still held on to his last breath: "This is a personal attack, I will sue him!"
[Spicy? ]
[I'm in a mess, what's wrong with a dot? Your mole is on the left? If you match the number, it belongs to yes. 】
[When will the anchor settle the score for leading fans to cyberbully others? ]
[Although this behavior is not recommended, it is disgusting to bathe the dog, so it seems! ]
Seeing this, Uzi suddenly became much more sober and realized that what Meng Chi did did not involve legal issues.
At this moment, Yu Shuang looked at Meng Chi, whose little face was red, whose big mole was even a little shiny, and she felt dazed for a moment.
Meng Chi: "Auntie, don't you want to ask me how to clean this thing when I get back?"
"Oh." Yu Shuang was no longer conscious, and subconsciously cooperated, "How are you going to clean up after returning?"
"How else can I clean it? Of course I have to go back and take a shower."
Meng Chi hummed a little tune again: "I love taking a bath, my skin is so good~"
[You Ma, finally solved the case! ]
[What case is being solved? ]
[Isn’t Huang’s Korean ID pifuhaohao? When I heard this line, I suddenly remembered that it was actually "good skin"! 】
【Genius! Genius among geniuses! 】
[I hate it. Did I already feel disgusted by bathing dogs at that time? ]
[Byd, so cool, just like decryption, one thing after another! ]
"What?" Meng Chi suddenly raised his voice, "Auntie, are you asking me what I use to take a bath?"
Yu Shuang came back to her senses instantly: "I didn't..."
However, Meng Chi had already spoken it out in a deep, magnetic voice, with each word pronounced with a firm emphasis: "Of course it's Johnson's baby shower gel."
"Johnson's Baby Bath, give you baby-like skin..."
Meng Chi used the same old trick again: "Ah? You're asking me again why I still need to use baby shower gel when I'm an adult?"
This time, Yu Shuang scored twice, which made her so anxious that she cried.
She didn't ask, she really didn't ask anything! She didn't even say a word!
Meng Chi turned a blind eye and said with a smile: "Of course it's because I will always be a giant baby... No, I'm just kidding. In fact, men are teenagers until they die. There's not much difference between a teenager and a baby, right? Just use some baby shower gel, there won't be any problem."
[Hahahaha, you don't even want to pretend anymore, right? ]
[This broadcasting tone, this shower gel sounds like it costs a thousand yuan. ]
[Awesome! I knew Yu Shuang wouldn't dare to prepare these questions. Huang must have prepared them all and forced Yu Shuang to ask them.]
[Of course it is. Didn’t you see Yu Shuang drop the little pearl? The pressure from Emperor Huang Tian is too great.]
[Aunt Yu Shuang, you don’t want your interview career to end here, do you? ]
【Japanese netizen, please calm down. 】
[But Huang also explained to Yu Shuang, which attracted the firepower, so no one would rush towards her again.]
[Um... you need to figure out one thing. Who do you think is easier to bully, Yu Shuang or Huang? ]
【Huang Za: Ah, I defeated the Emperor Huang Tian? Is that true?】
[Then I can only wish Yu Shuang good luck! ]
[Reminder, go watch Bathing Dog right now, it's super popular! ]
After being reminded by this barrage, everyone finally realized it.
Yes, the greatest fun is to see the reaction of the person involved!
Another large group of people rushed into Uzi’s live broadcast room.
Just then, I saw Uzi moving the mouse tremblingly to the upper right corner of the webpage.
X!
(End of this chapter)
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