He is two meters and five centimeters tall. Who made him a soldier?
Chapter 212 Lu Qinglong and the Semi-trailer Truck
Chapter 212 Lu Qinglong and the Semi-trailer Truck
"First place! First place, can't you see the direction?! Where are you flying to!"
"Pull the joystick! Do you want to get to the front road?"
The ground commander below was already shouting through a telescope.
According to Lu Qinglong's posture, he will really fall directly onto the national highway in front!
There is so much traffic, there is going to be an accident.
"Quick! Go to the national highway and stop a car!"
The ground commander shouted, and the veterans who were providing support nearby also quickly ran towards the national highway in the distance.
It’s a pity that they are still a long distance away from the national highway, and Lu Qinglong will land in less than a minute, so there is no way he can catch up.
"I can't pull the stick anymore. I'm going to make a hard landing."
Lu Qinglong held on to his headset and answered the command from the ground below.
There was no panic on his face, only calmness.
There is no point in panicking at this time. The best way is to think of countermeasures.
In the remaining thirty seconds, it was inevitable that I would end up on the highway, so I had to stay as far away from the moving cars as possible.
"Try to jump towards the railing."
Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the ground and there was no better place to land, Lu Qinglong simply made up his mind, looked at the fence below, and followed the method taught by the instructor to land, with his legs together and steady.
His idea is good, but he is now on the parachute, and where he lands depends on luck.
Unfortunately, Lu Qinglong's face was a little dark today, and the horse did not land on the railing as he expected, but in the middle of the road.
"Fuck! What luck!"
Lu Qinglong couldn't help but curse, but now he had no other choice but to just grit his teeth and fall down.
But what happened was that an empty semi-trailer was driving at high speed on the national highway.
Their truck drivers drive very carelessly. In order to save fuel, they basically won't step on the brakes unless necessary.
For a semi-trailer truck like theirs, if you step on the brakes, slow down and then speed up, it will waste a lot of fuel, unless there is a semi-trailer truck coming head-on from the front.
Even if an old man or old woman suddenly appears in front of them, they will not step on the brakes. After all, they bought the highest standard of insurance.
Killing someone? Then the insurance company will pay for it, and they can also use the blind spots of large trucks as an excuse.
Over time, the saying of Chinese Iai "full insurance and half suspension" came about from this.
But now, the truck driver was only looking at the road ahead, and naturally did not see Lu Qinglong suddenly falling from the sky.
"No! If we fall down like this, we'll be hit by a truck!"
It was only ten meters away from the ground, and the semi-trailer truck not far away on the ground showed no intention of slowing down.
Lu Qinglong simply made up his mind and immediately dropped his parachute, falling heavily from a height of more than ten meters.
The driver of the semi-trailer truck seemed to want to overtake a car in front of him, so he stepped on the accelerator.
The speed of the semi-trailer truck suddenly increased.
"boom!"
With a loud bang, Lu Qinglong fell from the top of the semi-trailer truck into the cab.
He sat down on the passenger seat of the semi-trailer truck with great precision.
A person suddenly appeared beside him, which frightened the driver so much that he stepped on the accelerator immediately.
The empty semi-trailer truck slowly stopped on the side of the national road
"Big brother, where did you come from?"
The semi-trailer truck driver stared blankly at the ferocious Lu Qinglong in the passenger seat, and only uttered a word after a long while.
"Me? I came from heaven."
"Thank you, you just happened to pick me up down there."
Lu Qinglong stretched out his big hand and patted the other person's shoulder.
"Here, here's the roof of your car."
Lu Qinglong reached under his butt and pulled out a piece of iron plate in the shape of his buttocks, and placed it in the rest area at the back of the semi-trailer truck.
Then he sat in the co-pilot seat and put the round parachute hanging on someone's semi-trailer truck into the parachute bag. After doing these actions, he walked down from the co-pilot seat holding the parachute bag with one hand.
During the whole process, the truck driver sitting in the driver's seat did not say a word, just staring blankly at Lu Qinglong's exaggerated figure disappearing into the distance.
"How was it! Were you injured when you landed on the highway?"
The veteran in charge of logistics support ran to Lu Qinglong and asked with a worried look on his face.
You know, Lu Qinglong is the treasure of their brigade, so nothing can go wrong with him!
"It's okay, it's okay. I just happened to land in a fellow villager's car. The fellow villager is quite nice."
Lu Qinglong waved his hand and replied.
"Oh, that's fine. We were so worried about you, afraid you'd get hit by a car! I'm glad you're okay."
The veteran in charge of logistics support breathed a sigh of relief and took Lu Qinglong back to the ground command post.
The veteran in charge of ground command was also sent by the airborne troops. When he saw Lu Qinglong's physique, he wanted to blame him at first, but now he couldn't even say the words of blame to Lu Qinglong.
Instead, Lu Qinglong explained first:
"I can't control my parachute. It may be because I am heavy, more than 300 kilograms." "Well, that's fine."
The veteran soldier in charge of air defense opened his mouth and finally nodded, signaling Lu Qinglong that he could go to the parachute collection station.
To be honest, it’s a good thing that Lu Qinglong is not from their unit, otherwise he would not be able to jump with a parachute.
No, it is true that you cannot do paragliding, but you can still do subsequent paragliding and the like.
"Oh my god, where am I flying to? I was so busy looking at Qinglong that now I'm in someone else's village!"
Ji Baichang was in a daze. When he came to his senses, he had already flown above someone's rural village, and was now only a hundred meters above the ground, ready to land!
"Shit! There's no other way. Just try to land on the village road!"
"Don't fall into other people's fields!"
While Ji Baichang was thinking in his mind, he was struggling to manipulate the two joysticks on the left and right.
But it was obvious that he had forgotten what the instructor had said before: when he was more than a hundred meters away from the ground, he should not move the joystick anymore and should prepare to land.
Ji Baichang didn't hear the instructor's words clearly and was still operating the joystick. As a result, although he successfully avoided the village, what he saw in front of him was a grave.
"No! We're about to land! Put your legs together and hold on!"
Ji Bai shouted the teacher's words in his mouth, then he used his legs to land straight on the ground.
As luck would have it, his feet landed hard on the tombstone.
"Snapped!"
The tombstone that was originally standing there was broken into pieces by Ji Baichang's kick.
Because of the recoil force, Ji Baichang lost his balance after his legs touched the ground and knelt directly on the broken tombstone.
"Oh my god!"
"What the hell! How could I kick someone's tombstone open?"
Ji Baichang couldn't help but curse in a low voice, then looked around at the surrounding environment. After making sure that no one had discovered him, he threw a thousand yuan on the tombstone, put away his umbrella, and walked back quietly.
It was a pity that just as he walked onto the village road, he bumped into Xue Daochao, who was coming out of someone's house with an umbrella on his back.
The two of them looked at each other briefly and understood at once!
"Haha! Old Xue, you are such a loser! How did you get out of that person's house? You parachuted directly into that person's yard, right? Hahaha!"
Ji Baichang took the initiative and started mocking Xue Daochao.
It was as if he had forgotten that he had just kicked someone's tombstone in half yesterday.
"Why are you laughing at me?"
"If I remember correctly, the direction you came from is the direction of the tombstones in the village, right? You didn't kneel inside the tombstones, did you?"
Xue Daochao revealed the secret directly in one sentence.
Especially when combined with Xue Daochao's eyes, for a moment Ji Baichang really thought that Xue Daochao saw it!
However, he had been with Xue Daochao for such a long time, and it was impossible for him to be seen from his position just now, so he quickly denied it:
"You must be kidding! No, I landed on his land in the field."
"It's you, Old Xue! I finally understand. You definitely fell into someone's house, right?"
Ji Baichang, who thought he had got hold of Xue Daochao's handle, had already raised his head.
"I'm sorry, Ji Baichang, you guessed wrong again. I landed at the entrance of the village and saw that this fellow villager was a store, so I went in to buy a bottle of ice drink. When I came out, I happened to see you."
As Xue Daochao spoke, he pulled out a bottle of frosted ice cola from behind him like a magic trick.
"Huh? You're amazing!"
The expression on Ji Baichang's face froze. He originally thought that he had caught Xue Daochao's weakness, but he ended up winning again?
"Instead of fighting over here, we'd better go see how Lu Qinglong is doing."
"I saw the direction he landed, it seemed to be on the national highway."
Xue Daochao reminded.
"Yes! Let's go check on Lu Qinglong! Don't let him get hit by a car!"
Ji Baichang reacted immediately and followed Xue Daochao to jog. When they were about to reach the parachute collection station, he saw Lu Qinglong's huge body and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Qinglong! Are you okay? Were you not hit by a car?"
"No, I'm fine. A kind driver caught me downstairs. I'm fine."
Lu Qinglong waved his hand and answered the two of them.
"Ah? A kind driver picked you up?"
Ji Baichang had a strange expression on his face. They were all in Chinese, but he couldn't understand them when they were put together.
Which driver can catch Lu Qinglong who weighs more than 300 kilograms?
"As for Li Wa, it seems that he is in some trouble now, so you, Ji Baichang, may need to step in."
Lu Qinglong walked to Ji Baichang, patted Ji Baichang on the shoulder and said.
"Ah? What happened to Li Wa? Is it serious?"
(End of this chapter)
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