He is two meters and five centimeters tall. Who made him a soldier?

Chapter 39 Clown Song Si

Song Si sat on a small stool, holding the receiver of the mobile phone against his ear with his right hand and covering his mouth with his left hand as if he was trying his best to lower his voice.

Even so, the three of them could still hear the trembling in Song Si's voice, as if she was about to cry in the next second.

"what's the situation?"

Lu Qinglong asked the two of them in surprise.

Xue Daochao and Ji Baichang both shook their heads, and it was obvious that they didn't know what was going on either.

However, Ji Baichang could barely infer from what he said that Song Si was about to be dumped.

"Baby, do you remember? When you wanted to wear a wedding dress to the concert, didn't I work for two months to buy you the tickets and the wedding dress?"

"You can't do this!"

"Dudu!"

Song Si wanted to use some of her past touching deeds to try to win back the other party, but all she got was the sound of the phone being hung up.

Then the three of them could clearly see that Song Si immediately wrote a short essay and sent it to the other party.

But all I got was a red exclamation mark.

The three of them looked at each other and understood what the other party was thinking at this moment:
The clown is next to me!
"I can't stand it anymore, you're totally out of control!"

"We are all grown men, don't disappoint good girls and don't waste bad girls! Are you still a man like this?!"

Ji Baichang walked up to Song Si angrily, patted him on the shoulder, and tried to cheer him up.

At this moment, Song Si suddenly looked up and found that Xue Daochao and Lu Qinglong were also looking at him.

It was obvious that his cowardly behavior just now was seen by them.

"Xue Xue Dao Chao! Aren't you a fortune teller? Brother, I beg you, please tell me how far my partner and I can go."

"Or you can help me figure out what my girlfriend is doing now!"

Song Si quickly stood up and ran to Xue Daochao's side, as if he had found the last straw, and grabbed Xue Daochao's arm tightly.

"Huh? I feel like there's no need to tell you your fortune."

Xue Daochao shook his head. There were three things he didn't believe in when fortune-telling.

First, the elderly and children are not counted.

Second, those who seek wealth, power and sex are not counted.

As for the third
Love-brained people are not like dogs.

"Brother! Can you help me?! I just want a result!"

"I came here because my boyfriend asked me to join the army!"

"If we break up now because of joining the army, then what's the point of joining the army?"

Song Si couldn't help but let the tears slide down her face. She looked quite miserable. Xue Daochao made her act as if he could save his life.

"Get up, get up. I'll read your palm, okay?"

Xue Daochao sighed helplessly.

"Okay! Thank you, brother! From now on, I will do whatever you ask me to do! I will listen to you!"

Song Si seemed extremely excited and quickly stretched out his right hand.

"Men on the left and women on the right."

“Oh! Good!”

Song Si extended his left hand.

Xue Daochao simply glanced at him, with no expression on his face, and said lightly:
"I've read your palm. No one of the opposite sex will approach you in the next two years at least." "But after two years, you will have a half-year of romantic luck. Cherish it. I can't predict the rest."

Listening to Xue Daochao's words, Song Si was stunned for a moment, and then the tears that were originally sliding down her face stopped suddenly.

Instead, his face was full of surprise:

"Really?!"

"My baby must have regretted breaking up with me. After two years of regretting it, he immediately came to me to get back together after I was discharged from the army!"

"It must be like this!"

Thinking of this, Song Si's mouth corners raised and a smile appeared on his face again.

"Fuck you! Next time I read the palm of my hand for Love Brain, I'll be a fucking dog!"

Xue Daochao, who was usually very calm, cursed for the first time. He was really angry to death.

What's this guy's train of thought?
What is the top-notch sheep in the national server?

"No! What are you thinking? Is it possible that when you return home after two years of military service, someone will just cheat you out of all your military service pay?"

Ji Baichang on the side couldn't stand it anymore. It was hard to tell at ordinary times from this guy, how come he was played around so much in terms of love?
It was obvious that his girlfriend wanted to find a new love, but she felt that Song Si was a nuisance, so she just asked him to join the army so that she could out of sight and out of mind.

The case is solved, okay!
"No! My baby won't lie to me!"

Song Si expressed his disbelief and thought Ji Baichang was a bad person.

"Do you delete things with your mouth?"

At this time, squad leader Chen Ting pushed the door open and came in, holding two Type 95 automatic rifles with green shoulder straps in his hands.

Seeing squad leader Chen Ting coming back, Ji Baichang and Xue Daochao immediately sat back down in front of their beds, but their eyes were fixed on the rifle in Chen Ting's hand.

That's a real gun!
He had never seen this thing at home. Only the army could see it!
They didn’t expect that they would be able to see real guns on the second day after joining the army!
As if noticing the gazes of the two, squad leader Chen Ting simply said:
"This is a model gun. You can't use a real gun except for aiming practice."

After saying that, he stuffed the two model guns in his hand under his bed.

“Have you deleted all the messages on your phone?”

"Squad leader, I have finished deleting it. I will check it for you."

Xue Daochao handed his cell phone to Chen Ting for inspection.

After Chen Ting checked that there was nothing wrong, he put the phone into his phone bag.

One after another, other recruits also deleted a series of photos, and reluctantly handed their phones to squad leader Chen Ting for inspection.

"Yes, nine mobile phones in total."

After counting all the mobile phones, Chen Ting waved to Ji Baichang and asked him to hand over all the mobile phones to the team headquarters.

"You're going to wash yourself with the yellow basin?"

Chen Ting spoke up to stop Song Si who wanted to take the yellow washbasin to go out to wash.

"Ah, squad leader? The attendant just said that we can go wash."

"I forgot to tell you, now before you go to bed at night, the army's tradition is three hundred."

"One hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats."

"You can go to bed only after you finish this."

After hearing Chen Ting's words, the other recruits stopped what they were doing.

Why do I have to bother them before washing up and going to bed at night?
Is being a soldier so tiring? We had physical training in the afternoon, so why do we have to do it again in the evening?
However, they certainly could not voice out their complaints in their hearts, and they honestly began to carry out a series of extra training according to what Chen Ting said.

After Ji Baichang delivered the phone and returned to the classroom, he rubbed his eyes as he looked at the bustling scene in the classroom.

Are they so curled? Haven't you seen how good their physical fitness is?
(End of this chapter)