He is two meters and five centimeters tall. Who made him a soldier?

Chapter 97: F*ck me! (Subscribe)

"Qinglong, run away and leave me alone!"

"Captain and his men should be here soon."

Xue Daochao turned his head and looked behind him. The fear on his face disappeared, and instead, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

I saw that the giant snake was clearly trying to pounce on me, but its body was stretched straight, like a big water pipe.

The snake king turned around with anger in his vertical pupils, facing the tall and burly figure, his body like a spring flattened by high pressure.

It suddenly contracted and bit Lu Qinglong who was holding its tail.

It is determined to make the guy who dared to grab its tail see what it means to ask for trouble!
"Qinglong, be careful!"

Xue Daochao couldn't help but shout.

Several figures at the gate in the distance were rushing towards them at an extremely fast speed.

"My darn thing!"

"You dare to fight back!"

The snake king opened its bloody mouth, but what greeted it was only a huge fist that was several times larger than its head and more terrifying than a sandbag.

"Oh!"

The whole air seemed to be filled with a shocking and dull sound.

The snake's head, which was originally looking fierce and holding its head high, was directly dented by Lu Qinglong's punch and fell to the ground limply.

"boom!"

This sound was the sound of the snake's head hitting the concrete floor.

The snake's body, as terrifyingly long and as thick as a bucket, fell limply to the ground. It was completely different from its majestic appearance just now.

This was not over yet. Lu Qinglong's terrifying figure jumped high up, aimed his feet at the snake's head in the air, and stomped down hard. The concrete ground couldn't even withstand the blow, and a hole the size of two soles of his feet was stepped on by him.

"Fuck you, you like scaring people, don't you?"

Lu Qinglong's right fist smashed out like a cannonball, and there was even a terrifying sonic boom in the air. The punch hit the snake's head, which had already turned into meat paste.

"boom!"

A voice even more terrifying than the previous two rang out again.

"Fuck, I have spots on my body. You like tattoos, right?"

"You're a gangster, huh?"

This time, it was Lu Qinglong’s left fist!

The power was even more terrifying than the right fist, and it hit the flesh-mud snake head again. When the left arm was raised, the fist was covered with not only the flesh of the snake king but also pieces of cement.

"My darn thing!"

"And you scared my best friend!"

Lu Qinglong's fists flew left and right, hitting the snake king's head continuously. The speed of his arms even left afterimages. Xue Daochao, who was standing nearby, could only hear continuous explosions:

"Bang bang bang bang bang bang!"

The sound was really similar to the gunshot he heard at the shooting range this morning!
"Snake?! Where is the giant snake?!"

Company commander Chen Tianjian was holding the Type 95 automatic rifle in the gatekeeper's hand, his face tense, staring seriously at the snake that was twisting on the ground.

Because there are only five bullets in the Type 95 automatic rifle used for guard duty, and the first two are blank bullets used to warn the enemy, so there are only three real bullets that can actually cause damage.

And can these three live bullets really kill such a sturdy snake king? !

He really couldn't tell, and his eyes were fixed in the direction of the snake's head.

In the huge smoke and dust, he heard Lu Qinglong's roar and his body constantly moving on the ground, as if he was fighting with a giant snake.

"Lu Qinglong, get out of the way, I'm coming, I have a gun!"

"boom!"

Chen Tianjian fired a blank bullet into the sky, and the loud noise echoed throughout the camp.

Hearing the gunshot, Lu Qinglong put away his fists and saw a pit with a diameter of one meter and a depth of about half a meter appeared on the concrete floor.

And in the pit, there was only a snake without a head, and its lonely body was making its final twists.

"Still fucking moving! Fuck you!"

Lu Qinglong roared again!
The snake, which had already lost its head and was still twisting its body, straightened instantly as if it had heard the voice of its natural enemy, and dared not move anymore.

As the smoke gradually dissipated, the originally nervous crowd looked at the burly figure standing there, and a sense of security arose spontaneously.

"Lu Qinglong, snake? You weren't bitten, were you?!"

Chen Tianjian had a nervous look on his face and rushed forward, keeping the muzzle of the gun in his hand in the pit under Lu Qinglong's feet from beginning to end, as if he was on guard against the snake head that might jump out at any time.

"Solved, just a small earthworm, nothing special."

Lu Qinglong shook his head and lifted up the stretched snake body with his big hands.

Where can I still see the shadow of the snake's head?
Everyone subconsciously looked into the pit, and apart from a pool of red and white meat paste, not even half of the snake's head could be seen.

"Don't look anymore, squad leader, company commander, the snake's head was smashed by my fist."

"How dare you touch my body with anything? Do you really think my fists are vegetarian?"

Lu Qinglong raised his fists, his cheeks puffed up slightly, and then a hurricane blew out of his mouth, blowing away all the dirt on his fists.

"Ah? You smashed the snake's head?!"

Company commander Chen Tianjian was stunned. Squad leader Chen Ting was stunned.

Wang Yuan, the monitor of Class 2, was dumbfounded.

The ancients said that when hitting a snake, hit it at the seven-inch point, which refers to the snake's heart, which is at the seven-inch position.

If a stick hits the snake's vital point, it will faint and be at the mercy of others.

But they didn't expect that Lu Qinglong was so cruel that he could smash the snake's head with his bare hands.

The snake's head moves at high speed, so it is almost impossible to hit it. Hitting the snake's vital point is the simplest and most effective way.

The snake's head was blown off, so it was obvious that the snake could no longer be alive.

To be honest, this is a five-meter-long king snake. If he can kill it by smashing the snake's head, they will all believe that Lu Qinglong can kill a tiger with his bare hands next time!

"Daochao, what do we need to do next?"

"This snake meat is so plump, is it edible? Can I bring it to him?"

After Lu Qinglong finished speaking, before Xue Daochao could respond, he could not wait to wrap the headless snake around his waist three times before carrying it completely on his back.

"Well, this stuff has a lot of yin energy, but Qinglong, you have so much yang energy, there's nothing wrong with eating some of this, maybe it can even help you regulate your body."

Xue Daochao explained to Lu Qinglong.

If an ordinary person eats the meat of this snake king, he will have a high fever for three days at best, and become seriously ill at worst. The best way to deal with this kind of thing is to burn it with fire.

Of course, if Lu Qinglong wants to eat it, then it’s up to him.

The yang energy in Lu Qinglong's body is dozens of times more than that of an ordinary person.

The Yang energy of an ordinary person is like a bonfire, but the Yang energy in Lu Qinglong's body can be described as a raging fire all over the mountain.

Maybe this is just what you need to make up for it!

"So now it's fixed, right? There won't be any more things like this happening in the future."

"That's right, Captain. This thing has been dealt with. We can go back now."

"Okay, I'll go talk to the commander of the fifth battalion."

Chen Tianjian nodded, handed the gun to Wang Yuan, motioned him to return the gun to the sentry, and knocked on the door of the battalion headquarters.

"Who?"

The commander of the fifth battalion in the battalion headquarters asked with some caution.

He heard what seemed to be continuous gunfire on the playground behind him.

But you have to know that as for live ammunition, except for the three in the sentry guns, the rest are kept in the armory of his battalion headquarters, right?
Where did the gunshots come from? Could it be that ghosts were causing trouble?

Plus, he had just accidentally watched a movie about ghosts on his phone, and he suddenly felt unwell.

"I'm the company commander of the first company, Chen Tianjian. I've already dealt with that thing for you. This kind of thing won't happen again in your camp in the future."

"It's been dealt with?!"

The commander of the fifth battalion quickly opened the door of the battalion headquarters, and what came into view was the huge snake body with three circles tied around it on Lu Qinglong!
The snake's body was as thick as a bucket. The fifth battalion commander walked forward with eyes wide open and asked in disbelief:

"Is it because of this guy that strange things keep happening in our camp?"

"Yes, it's because of this guy."

"Everything has been resolved. Captain, let's go."

"Hey! Come to our camp tomorrow! We'll set up a celebration banquet for you!"

The commander of the fifth battalion quickly stopped several people who wanted to leave.

These five people really helped them a lot!

Moreover, it must have taken a lot of effort to catch this big snake, so I must thank them very much.

"Celebration banquet? Sure."

Company commander Chen Tianjian did not refuse and took the initiative to take it on behalf of Xue Daochao and Lu Qinglong.

To be honest, they didn't make any contribution. Perhaps the one who made the greatest contribution among the three of them was Wang Yuan, who played the role of a driver.

The most important thing was Xue Daochao's judgment and Lu Qinglong's action, which led to the arrest of the culprit of all this.

Everyone came to the Dongfeng Mengshi car, opened the trunk, and stuffed the five-meter-long giant snake into the trunk with great effort.

After everyone got in the car, driver Wang Yuan started the vehicle three times, but found that it would not start at all.

"What's going on? Why can't it start? I checked it when I came here."

Wang Yuan was a little nervous. Just as he was about to get out of the car to check, a huge hand grabbed him.

When I turned around, I saw Lu Qinglong's ferocious face peeking out from the back seat.

He shook his head to indicate that there was no need to go through so much trouble.

Then I saw Lu Qinglong clear his throat and cursed in a clear and loud voice towards the steering wheel:
"My darn thing!"

He stretched out his left hand and restarted the Dongfeng Mengshi car.

"Boom~"

The sound of an engine starting was heard.

The car, which had just failed to start, started again immediately after Lu Qinglong cursed at it.

"What the hell is this? It's so weird!"

(End of this chapter)