Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms

Chapter 117: Niece, why don’t you convince your mother?
Tian Zhuangzhuang vaguely heard a few words from a distance.

Including auntie, next week, on time, and also including fucking you.

His face instantly fell visibly.

Seeing Zhen Jiecheng hung up the phone, he strode over and pulled Zhen Jiecheng to the corner.

"How old are you?"

"Ah?" Zhen Jiecheng was stunned. "Teacher, what do you mean?"

"How old is the woman who just called you?"

"Forty-forty-five?" Zhen Jiecheng roughly calculated, "It should be."

"Forty-five? You bastard!" Tian Zhuangzhuang gnashed his teeth, annoyed, "Can't you be more serious?"

"What if you don't fall in love and just act like a hooligan?"

"What if you don't look for someone of your own age, but just want the gold bricks?"

"Three or two pieces can barely be called gold bricks, but what are seven or eight pieces? Earth bricks, moldy bricks, tomb bricks!"

"Wait, teacher! The person who called me just now was Aunt Liu." Zhen Jiecheng quickly explained, "It was Liu Yifei's mother, not Brick."

"What happened to Liu Yifei's mother? No matter how well it is maintained, it is still an old brick! It is also..." He was suddenly speechless. The next second, Tian Zhuangzhuang widened his eyes, "What? You even said Liu Yifei's mother..."

Trembling lips, twitching mouth corners, shaking fingers, and twitching eyebrows.

"Wait!"

"I'll settle accounts with you after the meeting!"

With the appearance of many leaders from the Olympic Committee, the Ministry of Culture, the Ministry of Sports, etc., Director Tian quickly ended his speech and asked Zhen Jiecheng to sit in the assigned seat.

There was no socializing or laughing. Everyone was holding their breath and looking serious.

Although the main purpose of today's meeting is only to formally announce the competition for the chief director of the opening ceremony of the 08 Olympic Games, as well as a series of matters such as what materials the candidates need to prepare, when and where the bidding competition will start, etc.

But the standard of the meeting is quite high!
Media reporters entered the venue, led by CCTV, and recorded and filmed the entire process.

The centenary Olympics is a national event!
This is such an important, glorious, and attractive job. Who among those who are in the Chinese community, regardless of whether they have a Chinese hukou or not, would not yearn for it?
“This is an opportunity to showcase our 5,000-year-old culture to the world. It is a major event for the country and the nation, and a grand ceremony that has attracted worldwide attention. I hope you will actively participate.”

The leader began to give a mobilization speech. At first, Zhen Jiecheng was able to concentrate, but as time passed, his attention gradually shifted.

For most people: one is mathematics, and the other is the leader’s speech.

It always makes people drowsy and sleepy.

In this regard, Zhen Jiecheng had already mastered a high-end technique in middle school.

Even if sitting in the front row of the class, he can still easily daydream, while keeping his head held high and his eyes fixed throughout the whole process.

At this moment, Zhen Jiecheng subconsciously used this technique.

I remember going to Aunt Liu's house next Sunday, and being harvested by Cheng Hao every day last week, and listening to Sister Zi singing the week before last.
Of course, it is impossible to think only about my sisters and aunts. This includes the transformation and setting of the filming locations for "Parasite", and the selection and integration of the ideas summarized from discussions with Li Pingbin and the original shooting techniques.

Zhen Jiecheng even had the desire to make some changes to the plot and some settings.

After several years of hard work, he had gotten used to copying while standing. The first time he copied while kneeling, Zhen Jiecheng was not used to it.

Do you want to change it?
change!
After all, if a work that won the Palme d'Or in 19 is brought to the next few years, will it definitely win the Palme d'Or again?

That’s hard to say!
As for the Academy Awards for Best Director, Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, and the Hollywood Film Critics Association Awards, Golden Globe Awards and other beacon country awards, Zhen Jiecheng dared not even think about it.

impossible!

There is not a single possibility!

The reason why "Parasite" in its previous life was able to get these was because it was a Xiba film and was directed by Xiba.

And Xiba is a dog raised by America. Even if it cannot be rewarded with a bone, at least it can be given enough fairness and even preferential treatment.

If it were China, it would be different.

There is a saying that goes, China-ROK friendship relies on Baga, and China-Ghost friendship relies on Xiba.

The same thing happens in America!
The friendship between China and the United States depends on the Russian bear. Since the collapse of the Russian bear in the north, China and the United States can no longer be friendly.

“Try to win the Palme d’Or!”

"The Grand Jury Prize, or even the Grand Jury Prize is acceptable!"

"I'm still young anyway, if it doesn't work out, I'll try again next time. After copying Xiba, I'll copy Baga again. If Parasite doesn't work out, I'll try Shoplifters."

"Take advantage of the social atmosphere in recent years to pursue foreign awards. Put on your hat first, because if you miss this opportunity, you will never get it again!"

Zhen Jiecheng pondered secretly.

Until I suddenly heard the three words "Zhen Jiecheng" in my ears.

I was stunned subconsciously, then came to my senses.

He suddenly realized that the leader on the stage was looking at him, and the eyes of people around him were focused on him. The CCTV photographer pushed the camera to lock onto his face.

屮!
Was I named?

Fuck you!

Why click on me!

Damn it!
Leader, what did you just say? I don't know anything!

"Stand up and answer!" Seeing that Zhen Jiecheng was still in a daze, Director Tian became anxious and reminded him in a low voice.

Seeing this, Zhen Jiecheng had no choice but to get up.

Gan!
It's going to kill me!
How can this be done?

Zhen Jiecheng gritted his teeth and tried his best to save the situation.

For now, the only solution is to use a panacea-like reply to deal with it!
I'm sorry, Brother Chen.

I want to borrow your classic!

But don't worry, senior brother. Although I dare to borrow your ideas now, I will definitely not dare to borrow them from my sister-in-law in the future!
Junior brother, I have already been very sorry to you, and I will never ask for more!

Thinking of this, I no longer hesitate.

Hold your head high and speak with passion.

"That night a few years ago, when we learned that we had won the right to host the Olympics."

"Here, in the capital, at that moment I was watching TV and seeing the smiles on the faces of people across the country, it really reminded me of the poem written by Du Fu."

All the lines he had learned from watching and listening were brought out at once.

At this moment, Zhen Jiecheng only felt that Brother Chen's soul was possessing him.

My sister-in-law is fighting more than one person! More than one person!

"I heard that Jibei was taken back from outside the city. When I first heard it, my clothes were soaked with tears."

"I look at my wife, she is worried, and I am so happy that I am unwinding with my poetry book!"

Chant!

Every word and every rhythmic chant!
Full and strong emotions burst out, in this era when emotions are still simple, on this special occasion.

Many colleagues and even the leaders on the stage were moved and touched by what they heard.

And Zhen Jiecheng's performance continues.

"Although I am only twenty-two years old, I am not married and I don't have a wife."

“But national pride knows no age!”

"The successful bid for the Olympic Games has ignited the expectations of the Chinese people. A satisfactory answer in the future will surely burn a blazing flame of confidence."

"The people have confidence, the country has strength, and the nation has hope." "Although I am not talented, I have just reached the age of twenty. I will do my best and will not refuse!"

As soon as the words were spoken, applause broke out.

"Wow~"

Sweeping the entire conference center.

Zhen Jiecheng's face flushed, and as his chest pretended to rise and fall violently, he cautiously peeked out from the corner of his eye.

The leaders on the stage smiled with satisfaction and encouragement.

Director Tian beside him was very happy and seemed proud of the performance of his favorite student.

Not far away, Senior Brother Chen gave him a thumbs up. Two words were engraved on his excited face: Confidant!

Seeing this, Zhen Jiecheng breathed a sigh of relief.

I’ve passed this level!

"well said!"

"Whether it's a quote or an insight, it's all good!"

"When the people have confidence, the country has strength, and the nation has hope. Director Zhen's summary is very concise!"

"The opening ceremony of the Olympics maintains the confidence of the people, which in turn expands to the strength of the country and the hope of the nation."

"So everyone, please!"

The meeting officially ended with the leader’s request and thunderous applause from the audience.

The next time we gather will be at the bidding competition in Kuangou.

"Jiecheng, you did a good job. The teacher is very happy!"

On the way back, Director Tian was all smiles and never mentioned words like "bastard", "clean up", "evil disciple" etc. again.

"But you better be careful, kid."

"Forget about Liu Yifei's mother. After all, Liu Yifei is your junior schoolmate and she's also very famous. It won't have a good influence, and you can't control the spread of public opinion."

"When it comes to dating, emmm, try to make friends with younger people. I think people in their thirties are pretty good. Any older than that is not appropriate."

"Also, don't make too many friends at once. Plan it out and take it slow."

"Be careful to avoid the media reporters and don't tell the truth to others."

"As long as no specific images are leaked, it will be okay for face, don't you think?"

"This..." Zhen Jiecheng raised his head, "Teacher, if I say that you misunderstood, Aunt Liu and I have nothing to do with each other. Do you believe it?"

"Believe it?" Upon hearing this, Director Tian curled his lips, "Haha!"

"You also said that your film works contain 80% of Northern Chinese literature. Do you believe it, Acting Department?"

"You said you never touched those women in Hong Kong, do you believe it?"

"So, do you think I believe it?"

Zhen Jiecheng: (￣□￣)
Damn, just guess, believe it or not!

……

"Hello Auntie!"

Before the people arrive, the sound comes first.

Aunt Liu came out hurriedly, followed by two assistants.

"Auntie, I came here empty-handed. Today I plan to eat your food, drink your drinks, and use your things."

"Look at what you said. Can I refuse you?" Aunt Liu smiled. "Jiecheng, please feel free to do what you want. Don't be shy. The more impolite you are, the happier I will be."

"It's settled then, don't regret it, Auntie." Zhen Jiecheng turned his gaze to Liu Yifei.

"My dear niece, why are you so rude after not seeing you for a few months? You don't even take the initiative to say hello to your uncle Zhen when you see him?"

"Ah! Senior, you are bullying me again!" Liu Yifei pouted.

It’s true, as long as she doesn’t grin, the beauty and temperament of the goddess are absolutely amazing.

Especially at this age, pouting looks very cute.

"Hey! Isn't this our classmate Shu Chang? Why are you here instead of studying hard?"

"Do you want to teach me a foreign language?"

"To be honest, foreign languages ​​really need to be learned well. I also want to learn a foreign language well while there is still time."

Just like in her previous life, Shu Chang went through repeated "struggles" in 04, and her actions were even worse than in 03.

This time, he not only stood up the Central Academy of Drama, but also ignored its admission letter.

Instead, he gave up on both the Central Academy of Drama and the Beijing Film Academy, both of which he had passed the second entrance exams for, and immediately started reviewing after the filming of "The Lotus Lantern" was completed. He passed the college entrance examination and was admitted to Beijing International Studies University.

Say she is stupid, but she is not stupid at all. Compared with a group of "illiterate" people in the entertainment industry, Shu Chang can be regarded as a serious top student.

You can say she is smart, her brain is all focused on her daughter!
It would be fine if I kept changing my career choices, but the same is true in my career.

After successively offending the Central Academy of Drama and Beijing Film Academy, even Beijing International Studies University was not spared.

As a student, he didn't study hard in class and asked for leave to film a movie shortly after the school started.

Just one second, he said he was going to leave the entertainment industry and choose another life from now on. The next second, he ran back and continued to beg for food in the circle.

This operation is really awesome!
"The Secret History of the Crown Prince", "The Rainy Season Will Never Come Again", "Truth Spoken After Drinking", "Li Wei as an Official 2". One after another, without stopping.

So Beijing International Studies University was dumbfounded. This is not a film and television art school. Is it appropriate for you to be so willful?

The Central Academy of Drama was very lucky that he did not enroll. Otherwise, like Mei Ting, he might have been expelled.

After all, film and television art schools have a relatively restrained attitude towards freshmen taking on roles, emmm, with the exception of Beijing Film Academy!
"Senior, please stop talking about Changchang. Changchang also regrets it!" Liu Yifei spoke up for Shu Chang.

The big fool helps the second fool, wow, could it be that this is what it means to be like one kind seeking the support of others and to keep each other warm?

At least her brain is as smart as hers, what about you?

Not only do you have no brains, you also have no...
Oh, well! At least my niece is kind, isn't she?
Even if one feels unfairly treated, one should still speak up for one's friends, which vividly and profoundly interprets the idiom "stand up for the weak and fight for justice".

This realm is awesome!

"Senior, you don't know, I was so scared at that time! I drank a lot of water. Fortunately, Brother Xiao Ming jumped down in time and pulled me up."

"Auntie! Separate the food or use serving chopsticks! Xixi is not clean, don't let her implicate me!"

"Ah?" Liu Yifei's eyes widened. "Senior, why am I not clean?"

"Nonsense! What kind of place is Jiuzhaigou? A scenic spot! There are so many tourists who have urinated in the water, and some even had diarrhea. How can you be clean after drinking so much?"

"I'm... Ugh!"

"Don't listen to your senior's nonsense. There's a waterfall below. How could there be tourists swimming there? Besides, even if there are tourists playing in the water upstream, that's running water. It will flush everything clean." Aunt Liu patted her daughter on the back and comforted her.

As smart as Aunt Liu is, she certainly knows that Zhen Jiecheng is helping her daughter divert her attention to avoid the lasting impact of the falling into the water on her mentality.

"Yes, mom, you are right!" The big fool reacted, "Senior, you bully me again, you always bully me!"

"Nonsense! If I don't bully you, then I'll bully your mother!" Zhen Jiecheng blurted out without even thinking.

"I can't bully your mother!"

"Unless you convince your mother, I will continue to bully you. Who made you so easy to bully?"

(End of this chapter)