Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms

Chapter 156: Sharing the bed, but the egg cannot enter the body

No one comforted Cheng Kun's grievances, but instead he was met with laughter.

The laughter also dispelled the awkwardness and gave Jiang Wen a way out. So the filming continued as if nothing had happened.

Only Jiang Wen's toes, which were raised vigorously, faithfully recorded the traces left by history.

Fast-paced lines!

Frequent quick cut close-ups!
Non-realism, metaphor, symbolic shots. Jiang Wen already has them all figured out and can use them with ease.

It gradually became stylized and became a fixed label that the audience attached to Jiang Wen: similar to Kobe who relied entirely on hard work and McGrady who squandered his talent.

But only by getting to know Jiang Wen in depth, or participating in his filming like Zhen Jiecheng, will you discover that this black bear demon looks rough on the outside but is actually delicate on the inside, and his attainments in camera language are extremely high.

It was still this alarm clock interrogation scene. The quick dialogue that caught people off guard showed Ma Bangde's cunningness. He vaguely mentioned the matter of buying an official position and pretended to be a legal advisor.

At the same time, the constant connection with Liu Jialin's shots also hints at the role of the county magistrate's wife, paving the way for her subsequent actions.

Zhen Jiecheng was watching the film live behind the monitor. This novel experience made Zhen Jiecheng very interested.

As Jiang Wen stood up, Li Pingbin's camera showed the misalignment of Ge You under Jiang Wen's crotch.

Just then, Ge You raised his head, opened his mouth slightly, and there was a mixture of fear and obedience in his eyes.

Jiang Wen crossed his legs.
hiss!
"Hahaha! Brothers."

"Take office, Goose City!"

Jiang Wen threw the alarm clock into the sky.

"Bang bang bang!"

Three gunshots were fired.

Looking at Jiang Wen running towards him hurriedly after the shooting, Zhen Jiecheng smacked his lips and turned to look at Zhao Fei.

"Brother Zhao, I now finally understand the higher-ups' attitude towards Brother Jiang."

"Oh? What do you mean?" Zhao Fei asked curiously.

"Damn it! I said the leader has a good idea and Optoelectronics is wise!"

"As for this guy, who else should we ban if not him? He is so bold that he dares to use anything as a metaphor!"

After a pause, he pointed at the monitor.
"The alarm clock represents time and implies rules. Could it be that the way he designed the alarm clock to explode is to show his accuracy as a marksman?"

"Hehehe! Maybe Jiang Wen really thinks so." Zhao Fei said with a smile.

"What the hell!" Zhen Jiecheng rolled his eyes. "He even fired three shots. Doesn't he know what these three shots mean?"

"Yangcheng Uprising, Huang Xing fired three shots!"

"There are three more shots as a reminder of the Yuzhang Uprising that will unify the country!"

"Extending these major historical events to convey the hint that Zhang Mazi will break the rules in Echeng next, tsk tsk tsk, that's all I can say."

"Stop, stop, stop! Jiecheng, you can't talk nonsense!" Zhao Fei interrupted hurriedly, "It's just a coincidence, how can it be extended? Not to mention a hint, it can't even be considered a tribute!"

Paying tribute to such an incident, and targeting a bandit, isn't this clearly handing a knife to Guangdian?
Even a bandit can't do that!

After all, our army at that time was also labeled as "bandits" by the captain of the transport team.

Seeing Zhao Fei still feeling frightened, Zhen Jiecheng was happy.

Well, let's just call it a coincidence!
It can't be interpreted as a tribute to "Three Shots Surprise", right?

Things are different now than in the previous life. I haven’t even made this movie yet!

It's another day of filming on site. After the last shot is finished, we pack up and go home.

But Zhen Jiecheng couldn't sit idle, because the black bear demon changed his face and came to harass him.

Not only Zhen Jiecheng, but the other five screenwriters were also coerced by Jiang Wen to discuss the revision of the script.

What is a gifted person? Well, this is it!
During the shooting process, all kinds of ideas popped up in my mind from time to time.

Some are so wild and imaginative that they are totally out of tune!

Some of them are the finishing touch that comes from a sudden inspiration.

What is willful?
Ge You and Liang Jiahui spent a lot of effort on studying and reciting the lines, and they changed them at will.

Sometimes we have to interrupt the shooting halfway!

Even the shots that have just been filmed can be discarded!

In other words, Ge You and Jiang Wen are old friends, and Liang Jiahui is also a dedicated actor, otherwise he would have looked unhappy a long time ago.

Wasn't that the case with the 4000 million movie star in his previous life? He got angry on the spot and had constant conflicts with Jiang Wen.

"See? There's more work to do next. It will be over when it's finished!" Ge You pointed at Jiang Wen, who was spitting at Zhen Jiecheng, and said to Liang Jiahui.
"At first, when I heard that Director Zhen participated in the scriptwriting and had already written the final version of the script, I was quite happy! I thought Jiang Wen was finally reliable for once and was no longer perfecting a half-script while filming."

"But what's the result? It's hard to change a person's nature, and he's still like this!"

"I understand it now. Regardless of whether the script has been finalized or not, when it comes to Jiang Wen, it's all just scattered sentences!"

"So, you have to be mentally prepared."

"Mental preparation?" Liang Jiahui was enjoying his meal, and was stunned when the topic turned to himself, "Me?"

"Yes!" Ge You nodded and asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Is there any problem?"

Hearing this, Liang Jiahui was happy.

"What's this? At least Director Jiang normally prepares half of the script. Isn't that much better than Wang Sunjing who only comes up with a title before preparing to start filming?"

Patted his chest,
"I don't need to prepare myself mentally, I have plenty of that stuff!"

Liang Jiahui is not just talking, he really has it, and a lot!

No complaints, not even resistance.

I'm happy to change it however you say.

What? You haven't decided how to change it yet?
It's okay, I can wait!

The waiting time was not idle either, as he brought his style from the "Parasite" crew to the set of "Let the Bullets Fly" to help ease the mentality of other actors and staff.

Then he led everyone to watch the argument between Zhen Jiecheng and Jiang Wen leisurely.

"See? This!"

Jiang Wen pointed at the loud speaker in his hand.

"and this!"

He pointed to the staff list on the crew list.

"I!"

Finally, he pointed at himself.

"I am the director, everyone has to listen to me!"

"No," Zhen Jiecheng shook his head, "Brother, you are wrong."

"Brother? What do you mean brother? How many times have I told you? In the workplace, please address me by my title, title!"

"Okay, screenwriter Jiang!" Zhen Jiecheng pointed at the camera and said, "The camera is not turned on and we are not filming, so you are not the director now!"

"We are discussing the script now, so your identity is the screenwriter!"

"You are, and so am I."

"Then here comes the question, Screenwriter Jiang, why should I listen to you?"

"I..." Jiang Wen trembled, "Although I am the screenwriter, I am also the director! I have the final say on how the script will be filmed!"

"Then I am also an investor, producer, and director!"

"This is China, it's a director-centered system!" Jiang Wen retorted.

"If you don't have money, you can do nothing!"

"No money? I'm Jiang Wen! As long as I have a project, there's plenty of investment!"

"Oh, right, right! I don't know what happened last time when the investors couldn't come up with the money for 'The Sun Also Rises' and someone had to pay out of their own pocket." Zhen Jiecheng smacked his lips. "Well, I'm fine with it, but Ma Ke is the one who feels really wronged. This time, just in case, he built an eight-level risk prevention system for someone! Such a great contribution was canceled out just by one sentence?"

Jiang Wen:.
The head is still held high and the mouth is still hard.

What is "The Sun Also Rises is a film directed by Xu Jinglei".

What "I'm just a starring role"?

Something like "Seeing that Xu Jinglei was in a depressed mood, I couldn't bear it, so I paid out of my own pocket to temporarily fill the vacancy."

As Jiang Wen chattered, the studio suddenly became filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
Jiang Wen was scared, so Zhen Jiecheng showed his true colors. You finished spitting and I came on stage. Isn't it just salivary amylase? It's like no one has it.

Here, you change:

The lawyer said: What a real man.

You: What’s going on?
The master joked: You can be rough or delicate!

Finally, there is: There is fineness in the roughness! "

After a pause,
"Don't you think it's too poor?"

"I" heard this and Jiang Wen frowned.

In fact, he himself felt very poor, but Zhen Jiecheng said it out before he could even open his mouth.

But due to the situation, I can only hold on.

"Then how can we change it? Can we bend and stretch? Can we bend after stretching, and stretch again after bending enough?"

Zhen Jiecheng ignored him and continued,

"Here, Hu Wan and Wu Juren forced Xiao Liuzi to commit suicide to get the jelly."

"I think it would be more appropriate to change it to Hu Wan and Wu Juren, one playing the good guy and the other playing the bad guy, instead of just Hu Wan and Xiao Liuzi's rivalry!"

"And here."

Once Zhen Jiecheng started talking, he kept on talking, with no intention of stopping at all.

What is the most taboo thing in a quarrel?
Turn-based!
One party must hold on to the right to speak and say everything the other party wants to say, leaving the other party speechless, in order to forcibly end the situation.

It’s Zhen Jiecheng!
Jiang Wen was dumbfounded. The more he listened, the more something seemed wrong. But the more he thought about it, the more it made sense to him.

In particular, the ideas that Zhen Jiecheng mentioned coincided with his.

Although there are some things he hasn't thought of yet, Jiang Wen is sure that he will be able to think of them soon.

When this thought came to his mind, Jiang Wen felt very ashamed for a moment.

As an open-minded person, how can you claim other people's ideas as your own and be so confident about it?

Isn't this just being a hooligan?

However, reason and emotion have their own ideas, and no one can suppress the other. The resulting sense of contradiction makes Jiang Wen confused.

He scratched his head in annoyance and waved his hands.
"I listened carefully to everything you said!"

"I will think about it carefully and then decide how to change it."

"Okay, that's all for today. Call it a day, we'll do the rest tomorrow!"

Jiang Wen lost the argument on the set!

The topic instantly became a hot headline for the crew.

Not only did they chat with each other in a low voice, but they also shared the conversation with friends on the phone after returning to the room.

Even Fan Bingbing was interested in this after he sneaked into Zhen Jiecheng's room.

After the chat, some people even took the opportunity to expand on the topic and reinterpret it.

"Jiecheng, can you show your sister that you can bend and stretch?"

"Jie Cheng, I understand being able to be rough and delicate, but what does it mean to be rough and delicate?"

The vixen blinked her eyes.

"By the way, Jie Cheng, you have a really powerful mouth!"

"I can guarantee that even if you are no longer able to do it someday, you will still be able to make a living by eating."

"And it's steaming hot soft rice!"

"Shit! You might as well just say roujiamo with seafood soup." Zhen Jiecheng stood up. "I'm only 23 years old and have no experience. How about this, sister, can you show me how to make a living by just eating? It's a good opportunity for me to learn!"

Hearing this, Fan Bingbing smiled and said,

"Ah! I'm a woman, different from you."

"You are just a freeloader."

"As for me, I eat hard food and eat soft food."

“There is no comparison!”

"It's all the same, just eat it first!" Zhen Jiecheng handed it forward.

hiss!
Fan Bingbing works extremely hard and is always thinking about improving his acting skills.

Although she was playing the role of Sister Hua, she was trying to figure out the role of the county magistrate's wife.

Seeing Fan Bingbing's dedication, Zhen Jiecheng was deeply moved. Not only did he explain carefully, he also put himself in the role of Zhang Mazi and cooperated with Fan Bingbing in practice.

"Brother, I am here only to rob you of your wealth, not to rape you."

Zhen Jiecheng's hands were in a clenched position, and because he was too involved, the force of his clench was relatively strong, which made Fan Bingbing frown.

"Same bed, but no penetration!"

"Of course, if Madam has any request, I will never refuse!"

"Brother, you're welcome!" Fan Bingbing threw him a coquettish look.

"Am I being polite?" Zhen Jiecheng was stunned.

"You're welcome!"

"Is that polite?"

"Hahaha!" She laughed sweetly and patted Zhen Jiecheng's head, "You're so polite!"

"Then how can I be rude?"

"I'll teach you!"

"Now! That's called sharing a bed, without the egg entering the body!"

While demonstrating, Fan Bingbing reminded Zhen Jiecheng.

"Hold on!"

"After all, my skin isn't loose at all, but if you don't work hard, then it will become rough and delicate, and it will slip out by itself, right?"

Zhen Jiecheng: 0.0
The next day, filming continued.

By the evening, they were filming Liu Jialin’s two sex scenes!
The first ones to be filmed were Ge You and Liu Jialin. Jiang Wen, that idiot, immediately started to clear the scene. Only he could watch the playback of the footage. It was really unethical of him to eat alone.

While waiting, Ge You was doing push-ups to stretch his muscles. When a staff member made a joke, Ge You waved his hands and said that this was a serious matter.

When the filming started, the room was filled with clanging and banging, and everyone pricked up their ears to listen, trying to construct a complete picture in their minds.

"Crack!"

"No, come again!"

Jiang Wen's voice rang out.

"Crack!"

"continue!"

Again and again, over and over again.

Seeing Uncle Ge running out with disheveled hair and sweat after each take, everyone felt so distressed that they wished they could take his place.

The bed originally used was a carved wooden bed, but by the end of the filming it was replaced with an iron bed.

Why did they change? No one dared to ask, nor was they too embarrassed to ask.

After two full days of filming, I finally heard Jiang Wen say, "Pass!"

Then looking at Uncle Ge’s thin face and skinny body, everyone felt really sorry for him!
Uncle Ge, it’s not easy.

"It's my turn!"