Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms

Chapter 163 Sister! You will always be eighteen and never go through menopause!

Liu Xiaoli got up very early and the first thing she did was to wake up her sleepy daughter.

During the time when the professional makeup artist arrived, Liu Yifei was urged to wash and change her clothes.

The rising sun shines through the screen window, raising a sweet and innocent smile.

Waving the orange-red glow stick, the childish fur is clearly visible.

As Liu Xiaoli watched, she became a little tipsy.

"very nice!"

"Our Sissi is going to be an actress in a Cannes award-winning film!"

"Mom, I didn't win the award!" Liu Yifei pouted and retorted, "It's all because of my senior. He's really good, isn't he?"

"I know!"

"But no matter what, my Sissi is going to walk the red carpet at the Cannes closing ceremony."

"And it's not a promotional screening for a non-competing unit, nor is it for rubbing shoulders with the red carpet to get some screen time."

As she spoke, Liu Xiaoli's cheeks turned red.

Who would have thought that my daughter's fate with the talented director was because of her own butt?
It was just because I was glanced at when I sent my daughter to school that led to the subsequent interactions.

I like butts, that’s good!

Isn't this the opportunity for my daughter?
I like butts with early production dates, great!

Isn't this safe, my daughter?
Liu Xiaoli decided to strengthen her maintenance efforts and increase the intensity of her exercises, especially focusing on the buttocks, and prepare some slim-fitting pants.

Look!

Feel free to take a look while it’s still within its shelf life and before it completely expires!

Even if it is touched, just give a reasonable explanation.

For example, if you accidentally rub it.

For example, if you don't stand firmly, you accidentally grab it while trying to find your balance.

For example, when you see an insect landing on something, you can slap it to drive it away.

Even at this age, Liu Xiaoli is still very happy to be looked at differently by young guys, especially those talented and successful young people.

As he thought about it, a blush spread across his face. Fortunately, it was covered by the orange-red light of the morning sun, so it was not noticed by his daughter.

"Mom, what award do you think Parasite will win?"

"Teacher Li Pingbin's filming is so good, he can definitely compete for a technical award."

"Or did Jiahui win the Best Actor award? Jiahui has already won all the domestic awards, and it would be perfect if he wins the Best Actor award at the Cannes Film Festival!"

Liu Yifei kept on talking.

"Of course, it would be best if the senior won the Best Director or Jury Award. If it was the Grand Jury Prize, that would be even better!"

"Yeah, that's what I thought too!" Liu Xiaoli nodded.

As for her daughter winning the award? Liu Xiaoli didn't even think about it.

You know the products you produce well, so you should be thankful if you can remain calm next time you meet Cheng Kun on the set. There is no need to talk about winning the title at Cannes.

During the conversation, a professional makeup artist had arrived at the hotel room.

The meticulous and tedious makeup and dressing process began.

When Zhen Jiecheng arrived, Liu Yifei, the lively and energetic girl with eyes always emitting wisdom, was gone.

Instead, they are replaced by refined, elegant and graceful industrial products.

There were compliments like “Xixi, you are so beautiful!” coming from the people around.

Zhen Jiecheng understands and agrees with this, but he is not impressed.

How would you handle a poop dressed like this?
I can't even use enough strength to wipe the grooves with my butt raised!
It would be even worse if diarrhea occurred, and I would suffer completely.

But who can blame the mainstream market for welcoming this?

Zhen Jiecheng knew very well that once Liu Yifei walked on the red carpet, there would be constant reports in tomorrow's domestic entertainment news.

The guys in the forum will also lick the screen constantly, shouting and cheering for the goddess! Even their own bad reputation will be temporarily alleviated.

"The Return of the Condor Heroes" was aired in March and received rave reviews from fans.

But when Zhen Zhibing, played by Zhen Jiecheng, appeared on the stage, the situation instantly got out of control.

How could the bearded man miss such an opportunity to hype things up? He directly hinted that there was no misalignment and that it was a real shot.

As a result, Zhen Jiecheng, who had robbed the fairy of her first kiss, was hated by everyone in Liu Yife Bar.

The moderator even posted a new rule at the top of the forum: the posting format must be suffixed with "fuck the dog thief Zhen Jiecheng".

In addition, the Chinese Paladin forum had already revealed that Hu Ge was tricked by Zhen Jiecheng into playing a supporting role in a TV series. Also exposed were photos taken by fans and paparazzi of Hu Ge being tanned like a coal ball.

Now, the fans of both sides have united. When searching for Zhen Jiecheng's name on Baidu, in addition to links to pornographic websites about mature women, two more keywords appear: "fuck you" and "dog thief".

Zhen Jiecheng didn't take it to heart at all. Instead, he was thinking about how to use Liu Yifei to promote "Parasite" and reap some fans and box office revenue.

I don’t know how these lovely fans of the goddess felt when they paid for tickets to watch the goddess and the “dog thief” kissing each other.

Even though we know that contributing to the box office means making money for Zhen Jiecheng, we have to do it anyway.

hiss!
Isn’t this a kind of RTN?

"Snapped!"

Zhen Jiecheng slapped his thigh suddenly.

We have the slogan!

"You don't want an award-winning film starring a beauty to fail at the box office, do you?"
As soon as this promotional slogan came out, they then brought up the names of several female stars who are currently in direct competition with Liu Yifei and fabricated some opposing rumors.

Wouldn’t the fans of Tianxian be rushing forward with great enthusiasm?

"Senior, what's wrong with you?" Liu Yifei asked in surprise, "Why are you slapping your legs?"

"Ah? Nothing!" Zhen Jiecheng was stunned, and quickly gave a thumbs up, "Xixi, you are beautiful!"

"I was so amazed that I couldn't express my feelings without taking a photo of her legs!"

"Really?" Liu Yifei arched her eyebrows and squinted her eyes. "Then I'll take it as the truth!"

"Nonsense, just treat it as 'just like that', seriously!" Zhen Jiecheng stood up, "Let's go!"

The Cannes closing ceremony red carpet has begun!

My ears were filled with the deafening cheers of the audience.

One after another, crews stepped onto the red carpet amid the flashing cameras. Looking around, it seemed that most of them were there to promote their movies rather than to participate in the competition.

Of course, there are also many supermodels and actresses walking the red carpet.

With his butt sticking out and his chest puffed out, he is rich and generous.

Zhen Jiecheng originally thought that Bai Ling was the most coquettish actress at this year's Cannes Film Festival. After all, she changed two sets of clothes for a press conference, exposing her breasts, back, and cleavage, and posing in such a coquettish manner that it was a little unbearable.

Unexpectedly, there are masters:

Inconnue au seins nus!

It was not just white anymore, but her snowy hair was "accidentally" revealed, causing constant exclamations at the scene, and all the male compatriots were staring at her!

"Senior!" Liu Yifei's cheeks flushed red, "Even if you look at it, can you please look more restrained?"

"She was the first one who didn't restrain herself. Why should I restrain myself?" Zhen Jiecheng said confidently, "Besides, I was criticizing her and expressing my disdain for her behavior with my eyes!"

"I have no choice but to conduct an in-depth investigation, considering that I have no right to speak without investigation. Lao Li, don't you think I am right?"

"Oh, right, right!" Li Pingbin nodded. "Fuck! This woman is so shameless. She will do anything to steal the spotlight."

With eyes wide open and words spoken righteously,
"It is simply a moral decline and a corruption of public opinion."

"Damn it! Even an old guy like me, who is in his early fifties, can't stand this!"

Liu Yifei: (▼へ▼メ)
Of course, there are informal ones and there are serious ones.

For example, Emmanuelle Béart, with her delicate and attractive appearance, made Zhen Jiecheng admire her endlessly.

It is rare among European and American actresses to be able to maintain such grace at the age of 43.

This made Zhen Jiecheng recall the large-scale art films dedicated by this elder sister!

Such as "Beauty of the Wild", "Manon the Ode", "Forbidden Love" and so on.

French art films are known for their boldness. Just search for the keyword "uncut" and you will find it appears very frequently.

"Jie Cheng?"

Hearing a greeting, Zhen Jiecheng turned around and saw that it was the crew of "Jiangcheng Summer" led by Wang Chao.

Both parties concluded from the other's eyes that "there is a high probability that they have received an invitation to unspoken rules."

then,

"Jie Cheng, congratulations!"

"Hahaha, brother, congratulations!"

That’s right, Wang Chao is also from Beijing Film Academy.

In terms of the director output rate, Beijing Film Academy is the best in the country. No other studio can rival it.

Seeing Wang Chao meeting Zhen Jiecheng, the domestic media on both sides suddenly became excited and waved their hands desperately.

In comparison, the Sixth Princess was much calmer.

Because the Sixth Princess was not outside the isolation fence at all, but went directly into the inner field and set the camera at the edge of the red carpet.

The Sixth Princess had extremely complicated feelings towards Zhen Jiecheng.

On the one hand, the Sixth Princess sought to purchase the broadcasting rights for "Life Events" and "The Unknown", including Ning Hao's "Crazy Stone", and Zhen Jiecheng never bargained.

He was very cooperative during the interview and didn't act like a big shot at all.

But Zhen Jiecheng never gives face to award ceremonies such as the Huabiao Awards and Jinkun Awards, which are hosted and broadcast live by the Sixth Princess.

The registration is never vague and everyone is very enthusiastic.

But when it comes to the award ceremony, I won’t come. I don’t care what happens. I’m just a stubborn person.

The Sixth Princess had tried to mediate and reconcile, but when she went to see Director Tian Zhuangzhuang, Director Tian simply said:

My student is right!
Although he is young and a little bit willful, he has not broken the law!
Still a good boy and a good student!
So, why should we endure in silence and suffer injustice?

Seeing this, the Sixth Princess was helpless. She could only complain privately: Is it worth bragging about not breaking the law? Damn, how low is the moral bottom line of these directors of Beijing Film Academy!

"Director Zhen, Director Wang, can we do a simple interview?"

The host of Princess Six shouted.

Hearing this, Zhen Jiecheng and Wang Chao both smiled and nodded.

"Director Zhen, what are your expectations for tonight's awards ceremony?"

"No! My competitors are the best works from all over the world. I am very lucky to be shortlisted!"

Wang Chao: "Yes! I think so too."

"If I am lucky enough to win the award, I will be even happier. After all, it is a recognition of me by the Cannes Film Festival, and it will give me greater motivation to create more and better film and television works."

Wang Chao: "Yes! I think so too."

"No matter what the result is, I will accept it with pleasure. Everyone knows me, and I have always been open-minded in this regard. As a young filmmaker, I will always respect my predecessors and pay absolute respect to any decision of the jury!"

Wang Chao:.
Damn, how can I be “right” about what you said?
But due to the occasion, I can only bite the bullet and support my junior:

"Jie Cheng is right, me too!"

Princess Six: ()
Damn it, if I hadn’t hosted the live broadcast of a domestic awards ceremony, I would have almost believed it!
"Ahem, then I wish Director Zhen and Director Wang good luck tonight."

"Thank you!"

Respond politely and wave goodbye.

Then, at the notice of Cannes staff, she walked onto the red carpet.

Compared with before, the crews in the competition unit are obviously more valued.

Each crew will receive a live interview from the official host.

Zhen Jiecheng, who has been dubbed a "genius" by the media and praised by the media these days, is particularly eye-catching.

"Senior, I'm a little nervous!" Liu Yifei whispered as she stopped in front of the autograph wall.

"What's there to be nervous about?" Zhen Jiecheng swallowed his saliva, took a few deep breaths, and adjusted his mood. "I've received the text message. I won't go home empty-handed anyway!"

"Hurry up and sign, then we'll go in and get our prize!"

The auditorium was crowded with people.

Under the guidance of the staff, Zhen Jiecheng and six others took their seats.

The location is in the third row, center left.

The area was full of crews from participating films, people promoting and selling films, and those walking the red carpet, all of whom sat very far back.

As the guests entered one after another, the award ceremony was getting closer and closer.

Not long after, the chairman of the jury, Wang Jiawei, walked to the stage with a calm step, and the scene suddenly became quiet.

Suits and sunglasses are standard.

"Hello everyone!"

Speech in Chinese.

"Thank you all for your support over the past two weeks, and I want to thank my fellow jury members. The film gave me hope, hesitation, but in the end we reached a consensus."

Wang Jiawei raised his head and sighed deeply,
“It made me realize that making a movie is easier than making a decision.”

There was laughter and applause at the scene.

Zhen Jiecheng looked towards the stage and saw Zhang Ziyi pursing her lips with a slightly twisted smile on her face.

I suddenly felt more at ease!

Lao Wang is awesome!

In all likelihood, it will be just like in the previous life, with proficient Tai Chi techniques, you will be able to strongly say no to the idea that you cannot have your cake and eat it too!
It was a wonderful achievement that resulted in a win-win or even multi-win situation, a great accomplishment that has never been seen before at any major film festival!

Although Zhen Jiecheng was not clear about the specific content, he had heard of this interesting story.

This is also the main reason why Zhen Jiecheng chose to participate in the competition in 06.

Then, looking at the cheerful media and guests around him, especially the French who are proud of the "Cannes Film Festival", Zhen Jiecheng could no longer hold back.

I wonder what expression these loyal "Cannes fans" will have later, and whether they can still laugh. First, all the participating films in the "Cornerstone Unit", "Focus Unit" and "Main Competition Unit" will be introduced.

Everyone was nervous and expectant, and finally they endured nearly an hour, until the award ceremony officially began!
Introductions to various awards and trophy displays appeared on the big screen, and Zhen Jiecheng's eyes fell on the competition unit.

Palme d'Or!
It is 13.5 cm long, 9 cm wide, weighs 118 grams, and has 19 palm leaves in total, made of pure gold.

In the early 80s, the base of the Palme d'Or medal gradually changed from a round shape to a pyramid shape. Since 92, the medal and its base have been redesigned and inlaid with hand-cut crystals, which have remained the same to this day.

"It's so beautiful!" Zhen Jiecheng exclaimed in his heart.

"The only flaw in Mr. Lao's guide to the three major film festivals!"

"Brother Chen's confidence in his life!"

"Oh, yes, there are also Lao Tian, ​​Lao Li's bald buttocks, and Zuo Shandiao's twisted buttocks."

Zhen Jiecheng watched intently until he heard Liu Yifei's reminder.

"Senior, Director Wang won an award! 'Jiangcheng Summer' won an award!"

Looking up, I was surprised to see Wang Chao walking up to the podium with high spirits.

Zhen Jiecheng quickly forced a smile, applauded enthusiastically, and his mentality became nervous.

The awards for the "Un Certain Regard Unit" have been presented and the "Competition Unit" is about to begin.

Not only Zhen Jiecheng, but all the crews in the competition units were nervous and looking forward to it.

Liu Yifei even clutched the corner of her clothes, she was so nervous that she didn't even dare to look up at the podium, her body was shaking slightly.

"The winner of the Palme d'Or in the short film category is 'Sniffer'! Congratulations to Director Bobbie!"

A stiff smile and programmed applause.

"The winner of the Golden Camera Award is Budapest Island!"

Zhen Jiecheng pricked up his ears, feeling particularly nervous!
Quickly, take a breath.

"The winner of the Best Screenplay Award is "Volume 1"! Congratulations!"

The absence of Parasite means that Parasite will win better and more prestigious awards.

Liu Yifei also understood this principle and applauded particularly enthusiastically.

Correspondingly, director Almodovar looked gloomy.

Before this, Almodovar had high hopes for "Volvation", which he wrote and directed.

Faced with such a result now, even the smile when receiving the award seems particularly stiff.

But it doesn’t matter. Wang Jiawei took action and soothed Almodovar’s sadness with practical actions.

Next up is the Best Actress award!

When the name "Penelope Cruz" was read out by the presenter.

The crew of "Return" was full of joy!
Everyone applauded and congratulated "The Return" for winning two major awards in a row.

Almodóvar smiled as well, this time with a much more genuine expression.

However, the award presenter signaled for silence, just when everyone was wondering whether it was a double yolk egg.

"Carmen Maura, Laura Duenas, and Daz Lemporeva!"

Every time a name was read out, everyone trembled, and the "Return" crew also rejoiced.

But as more and more names were read, even the crew of "The Return" was dumbfounded.

"Congratulations to the above six actresses! Congratulations to "The Return"!"

The award presenter's voice echoed in the hall, but the scene was silent, as if the pause button had been pressed.

It wasn't until the six actresses from "The Return" came on stage to receive their awards that applause broke out.

"Shit! Six?"

Liu Yifei was so frightened that she cursed!

"Six movie queens?"

“Is this Cannes?”

"I'm not dreaming, am I?"

"Why don't you give yourself a slap and you'll know?" Zhen Jiecheng said with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Liu Yifei actually slapped herself.

Then he raised his head in a daze,

"pain!"

"Didn't dream!"

"it is true!"

Before they had time to organize their thoughts, Wang Jiawei's continuous actions made everyone's heads, including Liu Yifei, buzz.

"The winner of Best Actor is: Jamel Dubz!"

The crew of "Glory Days" began to cheer.

It can be seen that after the award presenter made the familiar gesture again,
"No way?" Liu Yifei's lips were trembling. "Come again?"

Yes, that's right, come again!
"Sami Nasseri Bernard Blancahn!"

Five!

One less than just now!
They are all from the crew of "Glory Days".

However, just as the five male actors of "Glory Days" stood up in a daze to receive the award, and everyone was also ready to start applauding in a daze,

The award presenter signaled again!

"What! There are more? Aren't there only these five in "Years of Glory"?"

Liu Yifei became more and more skilled in scolding.

"And tonyleung!"

Wait, tonyleung? Why does this name sound so familiar?
"Hey! Brother Jiahui?"

Turning to look at Liang Jiahui, Liang Jiahui was also in a daze.

The next second, I reacted quickly.

He stood up and looked at Zhen Jiecheng comfortingly.

"Parasite" won the Best Actor award. Even though it's a damn stupid one, it's still a Best Actor award, right?

This most likely indicates that "Parasite" will stop here.

Zhen Jiecheng's expression darkened, but he soon smiled and sincerely congratulated Liang Jiahui.

"Congratulations!"

"No matter what, he's still the best actor at the Cannes Film Festival!"

"Brother Jiahui, you have to treat us later!"

"Hahaha, of course! You're welcome!" Liang Jiahui nodded, hugged Zhen Jiecheng tightly and patted his back.

"Jie Cheng, thank you!"

“Parasite is a great film, and you are an excellent and talented director!”

"There are thousands of actors with good acting skills. I am just lucky to be chosen by you. This is the opportunity to win the honor."

"That's not true, Brother Jiahui!" Zhen Jiecheng shook his head. "No one can be missing from filmmaking. Good actors are just like directors. They are indispensable and irreplaceable!"

“Parasite made you what you are, but your strength also made Parasite what you are.”

"Go ahead, Brother Jiahui, go get your share of the Cannes Film Festival Best Actor award!"

At the award ceremony, Liu Yifei looked at Zhen Jiecheng worriedly.

She tried to form the right words of comfort in her mind, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't come up with a complete sentence.

Thousands of miles away, in the early morning in the capital city.

Cheng Hao was watching the live broadcast and was considering whether to buy a ticket to fly directly to France to comfort her man. Then she would accompany him to go around and relax.

Old Li, Director Tian, ​​and Professor Jiang were all amazed by Wang Jiawei's magical operation.

Although I feel a little disappointed and regretful about Liang Jiahui's six-yellow egg Best Actor award, I can still feel some consolation after all.

"Parasite" at least won an award, right?

It’s good to gain something from my first competition.

Jiecheng is still young and has a long future ahead of him!
Hengdian. The crew of Curse of the Golden Flower.

The old man was still busy working late at night when his assistant hurried over to tell him the "big news" about Cannes.

Lao Mouzi was also shocked by Wang Jiawei's performance.

After thinking about it,
"Don't send congratulations to Jie Cheng for now."

"Jie Cheng is a proud and arrogant person. Not to mention the six-yolked egg winner, even the single winner can't satisfy Jie Cheng's appetite."

"I'll talk to Jiecheng alone when he comes to Hengdian."

Not far away, in the crew’s hotel room.

Zhou Jielun was holding his mobile phone and editing text messages, writing and deleting, deleting and writing again.

After struggling for a long time, I finally managed to come up with a complete sentence.
"When you come to Hengdian, let's go eat barbecue and drink beer. I'll drink with you and I'll drink too!"

Click to send.

In contrast, Jiang Wen's text message is much more concise.
"When are you coming back?"

One text message after another came.

Congratulations are the mainstream, and it’s a form of personal exchange.

Then there is encouragement, mainly from teachers and other elders, as well as some senior students.

Of course, there are also comforts.

For example, the sisters, and Jie Lun, Ma Yuan, Xiao Ming, Deng Chao, Ning Hao and others.

But at this moment, Zhen Jiecheng had no mood to read or reply. He just let the phone vibrate again and again in his pocket.

"The winner of the Best Director Award is González Iñárritu! Congratulations!"

"Tower of Babel"!
Produced by Lao Mo, directed by a young director from Zhaoan, America.

This is Wang Jiawei taking care of Hollywood's emotions.

Zhen Jiecheng clapped his hands programmatically while staring at the next award presenter, still holding out hope.

Next, the Jury Prize was won by "Red Road", and the Oscar-winning female director Andrea Arnold was excited.

Wang Jiawei once again demonstrated his profound skills: he accurately grasped the balance point between Europe and Hollywood, between breakthrough and conservatism, and between male power and female power.

If Zhen Jiecheng was an outsider, he would have to take off his hat and salute Wang Mojing at this moment.

"The Grand Jury Prize goes to Flanders! Congratulations to director Bruno Dumont!"

The French won the prize and the host was happy.

At the same time, three consecutive awards were presented, all to a single winner, which also means that the selection is back on track.

Seeing this, the expectation in Zhen Jiecheng's eyes also subsided.

Only the grand finale bonus palm is left!

Of all the big hits, only The Wind in the Wheat has not been mentioned so far.

Considering that director Ken Loach is nearly 70 years old, he has had several disputes with the Cannes Film Festival in the past few decades, and each time he has failed.

Although he was rewarded with two Jury Prizes and one Best Screenplay Award, his feud with the Palme d'Or has never been resolved.

Now, it is time for this highly acclaimed veteran to fulfill his long-cherished wish!

Given Wang Jiawei's social skills, how could he let this old man feel regretful?

Zhen Jiecheng looked up and saw Aunt Emmanuelle Béart, whom he had admired on the red carpet, walking to the center of the stage with brisk steps and swaying pink dress, greeted by applause and cheers.

Holding the microphone, he said,

"Who won the Palme d'Or at this year's Cannes Film Festival?"

The tone of voice is prolonged, with a slight pause.

His eyes scanned the entire audience, finally settling on Ken Loach's position, and he smiled.

In the old man's trembling eyes, he said clearly,

“The Wind in the Wheat!”

“Congratulations to Director Ken Loach!”

"Crash!"

There was thunderous applause, regardless of whether anyone questioned the result.

At this moment, we must also pay the most sincere respect to this elder senior.

The same goes for Zhen Jiecheng.

But just as Zhen Jiecheng was clapping, he was suddenly startled!
and many more!

Why is this aunt looking at me?
and many more!

Auntie is laughing!

Auntie blinked!
Auntie, you may have missed some words.
“And Parasite!”

"Is it over?" The two words had not yet left Zhen Jiecheng's mind.

Ah. No, sister! The young and beautiful sister who is always eighteen years old speaks again!
“Congratulations to Director Jie Cheng Zhen!”

　Regarding the Palme d'Or, I think it is only logical and reasonable to do it in this session.

　　This has nothing to do with the quality of the film, but rather the unspoken rules of the film festival awards.

　　It’s not a given that a good film will win a major award, and the chances for a newcomer are even slimmer.

　　Only in Wang Mojing's generation, human relationships turned into human accidents.

　　Cannes was completely confused!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)