Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms

Chapter 165 Sit next to me!

At the beginning, it was only Han Shanping who was pulling.

Then, the dean of the photography department came, the secretary came, and the principal came too!
More and more people gathered, and the scale became larger and larger.

Everyone was in high spirits and was very willing to add some fun to this festive moment.

Indeed, Beijing Film Academy has no shortage of awards.

He has won all the awards, including the Palme d'Or, the Golden Bear and the Golden Lion!
But this time it was different.

This is a victory for a student on campus, and its value is simply sky-high for Beijing Film Academy!
It is foreseeable that in all the upcoming lectures and seminars, the two old rivals, the Central Academy of Drama and the Shanghai Theatre Academy, will be greeted with enthusiastic conversations and interviews from the Beijing Film Academy, and they cannot avoid them!

Chinese Academy of Drama: On the current educational achievements.
Beijing Film Academy: Our Jiecheng won the Palme d’Or!
Shanghai Theatre Academy: On future education reform measures
Beijing Film Academy: Our Jiecheng won the Palme d’Or!
China Media Group: About.
Beijing Film Academy: Did you also know that our Jiecheng won the Palme d’Or? Oh, by the way, you are in the field of information dissemination. Let your graduate hosts report well, and don’t forget the title of “the youngest winner in history”!

It is foreseeable that the frustrated Central Academy of Drama and Shanghai Theatre Academy will have to find an outlet to vent their emotions.

What is certain is that the Performance Department of Beijing Film Academy, as a soft persimmon, is bound to become the target.

But what does that have to do with the directing department and the photography department?
As we all know: although they all bear the name of Beijing Film Academy on the surface, the Department of Directing and the Department of Photography had already signed contracts to recruit actors and reached a strategic partnership.

Anyway, we have been through this for so many years, and the acting department has long been accustomed to it, so it doesn’t matter if it’s harder.

"Old Tian, ​​I have to criticize you!" The principal patted Director Tian on the shoulder cheerfully, "How could you agree to such a condition from Jiecheng?"

"Jiecheng is such a serious kid! If this is carried out, where will you put your face? Where will the school put its face? You simply don't care about the impact!"

"Oh, yes, yes!" Director Tian nodded quickly, "Principal, you are wise!"

"But Mr. Tian, ​​Mr. Han is right about one thing: as a teacher, you can't go back on your word."

"The Book of Learning says: Trust your teacher and be close to his teachings. Respect your teacher and follow his teachings. Respect your teacher and follow his conduct."

"So, you have to set an example!"

"Ah?" Director Tian was dumbfounded, "But, but."

"Of course, going to the main gate is really immoral and will have a very bad impact!" The principal interrupted Director Tian and gave him a very considerate suggestion, "How about this, why don't we go to the small auditorium and close the door?"

"Forget about being naked. You and Lao Li should just wear some shorts. And then just move around a few times to show your affection. How about that?"

Director Tian:
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Han Shanping gave a thumbs up. "I think the principal has a good idea!"

Han Shanping joined in the fun without thinking of himself as one of the parties involved.

Since no one at the scene knew about it, it is as if it never happened.

"Hahaha, President Han is also very enthusiastic!" said the principal with a smile.

First he pointed at the banner.
“Not only do they care about the honors achieved by their alma mater’s juniors, they are also the first to come and celebrate.”

Pointing at the camera again,

“I still took the time to do my old job despite my busy schedule and record the moment of celebration myself.”

“Beijing Film Academy has been able to continue to develop, thrive and create brilliance because of alumni like Mr. Han who have always cared about their alma mater.”

"Hahaha, you're too kind, Principal!" Han Shanping said as he pointed in the direction of the small auditorium. "Then Principal, shall we go there now?"

"Well, let's go together!" The principal nodded, "Mr. Han, you go first."

"No, no, no! I'm not a guest, please don't be polite!" Han Shanping shook his head. "Since I entered Beijing Film Academy, I'm just an ordinary graduate of my alma mater. So, please go in first, President!"

The two of them were just being polite to each other, as if the matter was settled, completely ignoring the opinions of the parties involved.

Director Tian and Lao Li looked at each other and their blood pressure suddenly soared.

At Lao Li's eye signal, Director Tian, ​​who held a higher position and had more weight, spoke up and protested strongly.

"I won't go! I won't twist! I won't jump!"

Director Tian stiffened his neck.

"How can you take a joke seriously? Besides, there's a female T here, this is not good! Very bad..."

"Old Tian!"

A familiar voice sounded, interrupting Director Tian's words.

Director Tian was stunned, looked in the direction of the voice, and then widened his eyes in horror.

In the field of vision, Li Shaohong, a confidante, jogged towards him.

Excited and full of anticipation.

With a camera bag in hand, the voice arrived before the person arrived.

"When do you twist? When do you dance? I'll film it for you!"

Director Tian: (￣┏Д┓￣)
Director Tian really tried his best to pull it.

But the other party was more powerful and had no choice but to negotiate for relatively acceptable conditions and then compromise.

"Have you contacted the yangko team?" Han Shanping asked impatiently.

"We've made the contact! Lao Gao and Lao Jiang from Beijing Dance Academy are coming to watch the show. Emmm, they're so eager to help! They brought their students here, all of them are professionals!"

Li Shaohong bent her eyebrows, squinted her eyes, her cheeks flushed with a smile, and she was extremely excited.

"But Lao Gao and Lao Jiang said that folk dances from the northwest are more suitable."

"With bare arms and red silk, playing the waist drum in hand. Not only festive, but also grand!"

"We also brought professional makeup artists, props, and costumes. Emmm, it's just the big red shorts!"

"Hahaha! Great!" The principal was overjoyed. "Leave professional matters to professionals. We'll just listen to Lao Gao and Lao Jiang!"

"By the way, Lao Tian, ​​Lao Li, can you two dance Northwest folk dance?"

"No!" Director Tian's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he quickly said, "I can't, I don't have any..."

"It's okay! Lao Gao and Lao Jiang said that they specially selected simple movements so that you can learn them in one go!" Li Shaohong interrupted Director Tian, ​​"Don't worry, Lao Tian, ​​Lao Li. With so many students covering you, you two will definitely not be noticeable, so don't feel embarrassed."

It is impossible to cover it up!

The more professional others are, the more they stand out as slackers!
Just like a husky among wolves, it can attract people's attention with just one glance.

Director Tian, ​​in particular, is particularly eye-catching because of his full beard.

She stole the limelight from Lao Li, and became the center of attention in the dance team, outshining all the other dancers.

"Old Tian, ​​smile, smile. It's such a festive day. How can you look so sad?"

Laugh at you!

Director Tian glared at him angrily.

"Old Tian, ​​twist your body! This will loosen up your muscles and bones!"

This is your ××!
Director Tian blushed and breathed heavily.

Because it was right at the gate of Beijing Film Academy, not only students came out to watch the fun, but passers-by also stopped to watch.

Han Shanping and Li Shaohong's cameras were like those with positioning systems, the only thing missing was a close-up shot of the face.

Thinking of this, Director Tian’s face turned even redder and his movements became even stiffer.

After finally waiting for the dance to end, he quickly asked Lao Li to set up the ladder and hang the banner.

I wish I could finish pooping in the next second and quickly get away from the embarrassment.

A gust of wind blew, lifting the red silk wrapped around Director Tian's waist, revealing his big red shorts, and then the wind poured in through the gap.

hiss!
Director Tian subconsciously prepared to cross his legs.

"Crack!"

Suddenly, I heard the sound of a camera shooting.

Looking down, I saw Han Shanping grinning.

"Old Tian, ​​stick your butt out! You have to keep your promise!"

Fuck you!

Director Tian gritted his teeth.

"Hahaha, I have barely fulfilled the bet with Jiecheng!" Looking at the picture in the camera, Han Shanping said to Li Shaohong with a smile.

"Bet? Mr. Han, did you also make a bet with Jie Cheng?"

"Yeah! This guy is trying to provoke me with Lao Tian and Lao Li, but can I be fooled?" Han Shanping raised his head proudly, "Running in circles with bare buttocks? How is that possible!"

"But I didn't expect him to win the Palme d'Or at that time, so I just said something." "Go on! Why don't you say anything?" Director Tian, ​​who had just hung up the banner, couldn't wait to get off the ladder, so he stared at Han Shanping with a bad look, "What did you say? Come on, tell me."

"Emm, China Film Group still has a lot of work to do, I'll go back first!"

Han Shanping ran away.

Behind him was Tian Zhuangzhuang’s full-bodied “You fucking mahjong”.

And the banner fluttering in the wind on the gate of Beijing Film Academy:

Warmly celebrate our 04 graduate student Zhen Jiecheng for winning the Palme d'Or for Best Film at the 59th Cannes Film Festival!

Celebration is a carnival among a group of people.

Celebration is the sorrow and joy of two people.

But when everything has settled, the shame just now seems no longer important.

What the hell is this embarrassing scene? Go ahead and envy me, you don’t even have the chance to make a fool of yourself!

Besides, this is not a embarrassment, but a good thing!

However, it is impossible to let Han Shanping go easily. We must get to the bottom of it, otherwise it will be like a thorn in our throat and we will feel unhappy.

So the first thing Tian Zhuangzhuang did when he returned to the office was to take out his cell phone and call Zhen Jiecheng.

"Dudududu!"

"The number you dialed is currently unanswered, please call again later"

"What happened? Did you go out?" Tian Zhuangzhuang was stunned. "That's not right. You should bring your phone with you when you go out. Could it be that you didn't hear it when you were in the toilet?"

Hit again!

After repeating this several times, he finally put down his phone.

"This bastard, could it be that he went out to have fun and muted his phone?"

"Damn! You're not really going to stab Emmanuelle Béart, are you?"

After careful consideration, it seems that the figure is just what he likes.

As for his age, 43 is a bit too old, but considering that this kid even Liu Yifei's mother
The corner of Tian Zhuangzhuang's mouth twitched.
"Forget it!"

"It's already been famous, and it can't be cleared up, so I don't care if there's one more."

"Liu Yifei is about to graduate, and I heard she doesn't plan to go to graduate school, which is great!"

"Even if that happened, it has nothing to do with the school, so it won't have a bad impact."

"Jiecheng, your phone screen is lit up." Hao Lei reminded, "It seems someone is calling you."

Hearing this, Zhen Jiecheng took a look.

"Director Tian's!"

"Director Tian? Then answer it!"

"No, no, no, I can't answer it! I received a text message from Director Han earlier. He has already gone to Beijing Film Academy. If Director Tian calls me now, he must be cursing at me. I have to stay away from him."

As he spoke, Zhen Jiecheng told Hao Lei the details of the situation, causing her to be so happy that she was shaking with joy.

"No wonder Director Tian scolded you. Anyone would be scolded too!"

"Not beating you is already very generous of me!"

After the sweet giggle, she once again focused her eyes on the Palme d'Or medal.

He stretched out his hand and stroked it carefully, as if the slightest force would break the golden palm leaf or the crystal base.

"It's so beautiful!"

Unblinking.

“It’s art!”

“Real art!”

“The artistic end that most film and television practitioners pursue throughout their lives can only be admired and is out of reach!”

"It's not that mysterious!" Zhen Jiecheng said with a smile, "Look, isn't it in your hand now?"

"It's different!" Hao Lei shook her head. "For you, even if you don't get it this time, it will definitely be yours one day."

"It's just there, and sooner or later it will be engraved with Zhen Jiecheng's name."

"But for me"

Lowering his head in despair,

“I thought I had a chance to be associated with Cannes this time.”

"I'm not referring to the Best Actress award, but the success of Summer Palace. As the leading actress, I am proud of it."

"But the result!" He said with a wry smile, "Jiecheng, you should have guessed it. Summer Palace can't be shown in China."

"All my efforts over the past three years have gone to waste!"

After a pause,
“I don’t know if I’ll have such an opportunity next time.”

"I don't even know if I will have the courage to take off my clothes next time I get the chance."

Hearing this, Zhen Jiecheng stopped smiling.

"As an art lover, sister, I have to encourage you to continue to devote yourself to art!"

"Your face can be very pure with certain makeup and camera angles, but the snow..." She gritted her teeth, "your face and butt are very full. This contrast is very suitable for artistic creation and expressing emotions."

"The contrast is not only in your figure and face, your acting skills can also switch between innocence and charm."

"Double contrast, double the joy!"

Facing Hao Lei's scrutinizing gaze, Zhen Jiecheng was particularly sincere.

"But as a friend, sister, you'd better not continue to take off your clothes."

"If you take off your clothes again, your acting style will be stereotyped. The box office market will eventually cater to the audience's preferences. Once you are completely labeled as a 'porn star', you can never tear it off!"

"I don't want to make your bad mood worse, but I still think it's necessary to remind you."

"For Brother Lou, he has plenty of ways to evade punishment for "Summer Palace". But for you, your future career development will encounter troubles because of "Summer Palace", so you have to be mentally prepared."

"Yeah, I know!" Hao Lei nodded, "But this is a follow-up matter. There's no point in worrying about it now. I'll just deal with it after the dust settles."

As he said this, he looked at Zhen Jiecheng again.

"Jie Cheng, I am very happy to share your medal and your joy."

"Oh, and your sincerity!"

"Of course, my name sounds like "sincere", it's natural!" Zhen Jiecheng said proudly.

"Oh? Then I would like to ask you a question."

"Ask anything!" Zhen Jiecheng replied, "I promise to be sincere!"

"If you are the director and I am the actor, what advice would you give me?"

Yan Jiecheng:
A brief silence,
"I directed and acted by myself!"

"Closed shooting?" Hao Lei asked.

"Yeah!" Zhen Jiecheng nodded, and quickly explained, "But that was for your consideration, to protect your privacy."

"Haha!" Hao Lei could not deny it, "You won't write another art review by then, will you?"

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"Bah! No need to answer, your reaction has already told me the answer!" Hao Lei spat. Seeing Zhen Jiecheng sitting in the middle of the double sofa, taking up two seats by himself, she said unhappily, "Where do you want me to sit with you sitting like this?"

"Sit next to me!"

"Sit on you, whip?" Hao Lei bit her lip and glanced at the bulge in her art review.

"Sit down!"

　Could it be the coronavirus? She's starting to get horny, but it's a low-key horny.

　　So the number of words is a bit low these two days. Wait for me to recover and then continue with the 7,000-8,000-word chapter
　　
　
(End of this chapter)