Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms

Chapter 310 Tiantian: Leonardo doesn’t seem very smart!

As a congenital wife, Wan Wan Chai Zhao Youting has taken a great advantage. What level, and how can he share the same path with many seniors and bigwigs in and out of the circle?
As a congenital widow, Brother Shancheng Qiang fell into a deep sleep on July 10, 7, and his body was cold.

As a congenital minor three holy body, since the beginning of his career, he has either been at "three" or on the way to "three".

In this regard, Zhen Jiecheng could only comment: As expected of a saintly body that has combined the three great magical powers in one, his skills are indeed extraordinary.

There is no Dabai's unique advantage, nor Xu Qing's unique butt.

Yuanyuan just tilted her head back, blinked her eyes, and drank water through a straw.

From the beginning to the end, he kept his face facing upwards, allowing every movement and every expression to be reflected in Zhen Jiecheng's condescending perspective without reservation.

Smacking, gurgling, and unable to put it down.

Spin around, sway, and be smooth-talking.

"Pooh!"

"I just wanted to borrow a straw, why did you take out the water pipe? Are you trying to choke me to death?"

Every change in tone and every intonation of a sentence outputs unparalleled emotional value.

"Pooh!"

"This water doesn't taste right. Tell me the truth. Did you add anything to it? What does Sister Yaodao want to do?"

"Emm, do you want to beat your sister like this?"

As he spoke, he shook the straw.

It hit the mouth and cheek, making a crackling sound.

"Although it is said that a good child is made under the stick, I am not your daughter. Is it your turn to discipline me?"

"Don't even think about it!"

"Sister will confiscate it now!"

Listening to Yuanyuan's complaints, Zhen Jiecheng lay down comfortably.

I watched it hide its head and reveal its tail little by little, and could clearly feel it hide its head and reveal its tail.

The rhythmic drumbeats sounded.

Yuanyuan supported herself with her arms and tried hard to sit on the bike.

The remaining shadow lingered around the beams for three days.

The beam fell down and stood up again, stood up again and guided again.

Finally stopped.

"Still thirsty?"

Coming out of the bathroom, Zhen Jiecheng, feeling refreshed, lay down on the clean and warm bed, and proudly raised his eyebrows at Yuanyuan, who had collapsed into a pile of mud.

"Emmm, do you have any more water?" The lazy tone could not hide the eagerness in Yuanyuan's eyes, "If there is, I can continue to drink."

"Crack~"

Just a slap in the face.

Yuanyuan frowned, feeling aggrieved and pitiful, as if she was about to burst into tears in the next second.

"Drink, drink, drink. Do you think I'm tap water? Can I have unlimited refills?"

Zhen Jiecheng glared at him, thought about it, and then slapped him on the other side.

Well, it’s symmetrical!
"It hurts~" Yuanyuan stretched out her tone.

"I'll give you a massage, okay?"

"Don't rub it like this~" Yuanyuan pouted.

"Does kneading have to be this or that?"

"Yes, there are kneading, rolling and kneading, grabbing and kneading, so many." Yuanyuan counted on her fingers.

"Just tell me, which one do you want?"

"I want to bump into you and rub you~"

"屮!"

"Oh, yes, yes, that's it." Yuanyuan smiled sweetly and pointed with her finger. "Can't you refine your words? It's too straightforward and rude!"

The melodious singing voice accompanied by the rhythmic drum beats sounded again.

Yuanyuan sang and giggled at the same time.

"Didn't you say that wet and dry areas should be separated? What do you say now?"

"What the hell are you talking about? It's all your fault!"

"How can you blame me? You kept pumping, so you brought all the water out of the well, didn't you?"

The pride did not disappear, but just shifted to Yuanyuan's face.

"By the way, Jie Cheng, can I ask you something?"

"ask."

"How is my sister worse than Qin Lan? Why did you choose her instead of me?"

Zhen Jiecheng: 0.0
“Can she drink more water than me?”

"Or is hers bigger than mine?"

"It can't be because of her ex-boyfriend, right?"

As soon as she finished speaking, when she noticed a fleeting fluctuation in Zhen Jiecheng's eyes, Yuanyuan covered her mouth and widened her eyes in surprise.

"Are you really because of this?"

"Bah! You are just bad! Emmm, that's not right, all of you Beijing Film Academy directors are like this!"

"It's more delicious to steal food from your fellow disciples, right?"

"Did you also ask Qin Lan: Who is better, you or Xiao Ming?"

After a pause,
"Well, Jiecheng, you are much better than my ex-boyfriend, Director Teng Huatao, who is also your senior."

"I'm not tired yet, but he's already drooping. I'm tired, but you're still strong."

"I'm not lying to you, it's true! It's much better than what Chen Hong said about Director Chen being better than my ex-boyfriend's father."

"Shut up! If you keep nagging me, I'll beat you to death!" Zhen Jiecheng panted and gritted his teeth.

"Hahaha~ Hammer it, hammer it! It's up to you!"

Although Yuanyuan was shaking from the hammer, she was very happy.

“Respect your teachers and pass on the torch!”

"'Shi' can mean teacher or senior fellow student!"

"'Tao' can be a broad road or a narrow path!"

"It's not just the fire that's said, there's also a fishy smell. Haha~"

The sweet laughter was interrupted by Zhen Jiecheng's contradiction, but it was still harsh.

"Jiecheng, your Beijing Film Academy's motto is so realistic!"

"Oh my, that's very fitting."

I’m sorry, Beijing Film Academy. Please forgive me, an unfilial student, for tarnishing your reputation!

What? Beijing Film Academy has no reputation?

That’s okay!
I take back my “I’m sorry” and I, Zhen, am still a grateful young man who “cares about my alma mater and alumni”!

When the offer to play the male lead "Guoran" in "Let's Get Married" fell to Huang Haibo, a graduate of the 97 Acting Department of Beijing Film Academy, Zhen Jiecheng's "Beijing content" became more and more shining and tangible!

As Huang Haibo's homeroom teacher when he was studying, Huang Sanshi naturally had to express his gratitude on behalf of his student to highlight the deep friendship between him and his student, which also indirectly proves his seriousness and responsibility in his work.

After divorcing Sun Li, Huang Sanshi continued to live a carefree life, and ambiguous rumors about him were heard from time to time.

But without Duoduo in this life, Zhen Jiecheng was very curious about how he would plan to turn things around.

"Jie Cheng."

"Teacher Huang, I'm in the school office." Zhen Jiecheng had no guilt at all for being the instigator. He knocked on the desk and said with a smile, "Working hours are based on job title."

"Okay, Professor Zhen." Huang Sanshi was a little embarrassed, but he quickly covered it up.

As if she had forgotten the unpleasantness caused by her suspicion that Zhen Jiecheng was poaching her employees, she started chatting enthusiastically.

First, he thanked Zhen Jiecheng for his support on behalf of Huang Haibo, even though Huang Haibo had come in person and there was no need for him at all.

Later he became concerned about casting and tried to secure the female lead role for Haiqing, another student of his and Huang Haibo's classmate.

But the so-called "striving" was just a simple inquiry.

But once the words are spoken, they can be filled with a lot of content and processed into various versions later, becoming the best material for creating "deep gratitude to the teacher".

Zhen Jiecheng couldn't help but feel sympathy for Huang Haibo and Haiqing.

Especially the latter, who gained nothing but was left with a "debt of favor"!
Tsk, tsk, tsk, could this be the case of "I am still sitting at home, but I still can't repay my teacher's kindness?"

Huang Sanshi is a real talent! He actually has some similarities with the strongest post-80s generation on the planet!

Huang Sanshi kept chattering until Zhen Jiecheng picked up the lesson plan, and then he said goodbye.

"Professor Zhen, you are so busy but still remember to come back to teach students. Your serious and responsible teaching attitude is really worth learning for all of us!"

"Hahaha, Mr. Huang, you flatter me. Same here, you are the same too!"

Zhen Jiecheng, who had only attended 20 to 30 classes in the whole year, accepted Huang Sanshi's thumbs-up with peace of mind.

What's wrong with fewer class hours? My quality is high!
Besides, the director strongly supports it, and the dean specially approves it, encouraging and instigating this professor to work on the banned films, emmm, art films! And the substitute teachers have been prepared long ago, so it doesn't delay the students' studies at all, okay?

Attendance is only for ordinary faculty and staff because it is the value of ordinary faculty and staff to the school.

This applies to all colleges and universities, not just film and television art schools that are famous for their "leave of absence".

"He~tui! He dared to say it, and you dared to admit it?" Director Tian came over with his hands behind his back and spat, "Can you still have some shame?"

"Why don't you dare admit it?" Zhen Jiecheng argued.

"If I don't come to class, will you rush me? Will the dean rush me?"

"But I still came. Doesn't this show that I am serious and responsible?"

"You" Director Tian's mouth twitched, and he wanted to speak but found that he could not find any reason to refute.

Fortunately, the sudden ringing of the cell phone avoided the embarrassment of being at a loss for words.

"What are you looking at me for? Answer your phone!"

"Oh!" Zhen Jiecheng took out his cell phone, it was from Huana.

"Hey, what can I do for you?"

"Director Zhen, Leonardo has boarded the flight to the capital of China. Are you free tomorrow?"

Leonardo was really anxious.

After I finished talking to Zhen Jiecheng on the phone, I still didn't get an accurate answer for a few days. The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and the more I thought about it, the more unwilling I became.

Talk to McConaughey.

McConaughey:
"Leonardo, there are many directors who can realize your artistic pursuit. But you must believe me, Zhen must be the most amazing one!"

"You should have seen Interstellar, right? Didn't you notice that Hathaway's acting skills have improved significantly?"

"Zhen is not only favored by God and talented, but also favored by the goddess of luck. Honors and box office always follow his footsteps."

"Just look at Zhen's resume and you'll know that he has magical powers, doesn't he?"

"I can be sure that Zhen will help you make amazing changes and help you get closer to your desired goals, or even get them directly into your pocket."

Seek advice from Hathaway.

Hathaway:
"Sorry, Leonardo. My method may not work for you. No, no, no, it definitely doesn't work for you!"

"But I can tell you clearly: Zhen's confidence is definitely not arrogance."

"If Zhen says it's possible, then it's possible. If Zhen wants to win an Oscar, then she can definitely win it."

"He seems to be born for film and television art, the choose one!"

"Otherwise, I really can't explain why Zhen is not even 30 years old, an age when a director's career is just beginning, but he has already become a world-famous director. His works are not only engraved in the monuments of film history, but are also included in the textbooks of major film and television art colleges."

"So, Leonardo, go find Zhen! Impress him with your sincerity and join his crew!"

No, Hathaway, wake up, I am Leonardo!

For a superstar of my rank, it’s not enough to bow my head over the phone, but I actually have to take the initiative to go to someone’s house to fight for the role? And I’m the kind that is despised?
Well, this isn’t the first time I’ve been disliked.

It’s just that those directors have a gentler attitude and use more euphemistic words.

There are many connections between commercial films and art films, but sometimes they are incompatible.

It is common for commercial superstars to be disliked by art film directors, and those with a bad temper will be completely merciless in their criticism.

Looking at Hathaway's face that looked like she was poisoned, Leonardo decided not to bother with a fool.

Caring for fools is a manifestation of one’s quality.

Following the fool's meaning is compassionate humanistic care.

"Okay Hathaway, I'll listen to you."

"I'll book a plane ticket right now and go to the capital of China!"

When Leonardo arrived at the Beijing airport.

The top-notch vase is not blown away, and the globe grass is not covered up.

The restless crowd and the noisy congestion made the airport staff sweat profusely while they were directing the flow of people. At the same time, they also hoped to take a closer look, and preferably get an autograph.

Most of the paparazzi in Beijing were out in force, rubbing their hands in an attempt to obtain first-hand information.

So Huana’s nanny car was in front and the paparazzi’s convoy was behind, like a guard.

"Are we going to Jiecheng Film and Television?"

"I went in, and I really came to look for Zhen Jiecheng."

"Big news! Big news! It seems that the previous rumors are true. Zhen Jiecheng's next film project is already in preparation, and it's a collaboration with Hollywood."

"Tomorrow's front page headline will also be: 'Leonardo DiCaprio and Zhen Jiecheng Collaborate on a Big-Budget Movie'!"

"How can it be written like this? It's not eye-catching at all! It should be like this: "Leo took the initiative to ask for a role, but Zhen Jiecheng refused to accept it."

"Hiss, isn't it a bit too outrageous to write like this?"

"You know nothing. Controversy attracts attention!" He paused, "Besides, we can also expand it and bring Nolan in as well."

"Didn't Leonardo star in Nolan's Inception? Now he has come all the way to find the director of Interstellar, which is also a science fiction movie. If we connect the two, isn't there news to dig up?"

"Just a slight pull and a slight step. There's controversy, the news goes viral, and you get the knife fun!"

Downstairs, there were paparazzi waiting with their cameras.

Upstairs, Zhen Jiecheng threw out Huazi,

"Want one?"

pat~
The fire started.

Little Leo, who didn't care about his fatigue from the journey, took only one sip and asked impatiently:

"Zhen, now that I'm here, can you give me an accurate answer?"

"What should I do to achieve your specific requirements?"

"Leonardo, don't make it hard on yourself, you can't do it." Zhen Jiecheng interrupted Leo. Although his words were impolite, the smile on his face was always warm.

"Zhen, you didn't even state your requirements, why are you so sure that I can't do it?" Leonardo's emotions were immediately aroused, just as Zhen Jiecheng had expected.

Feeling wronged and resentful.

The long-standing persistence plus the label of a vase weighing on her head, after Zhen Jiecheng's direct contempt for her, quickly ignited into a stubborn flame that was extremely eager to prove herself and slap the other person in the face with her performance.

Very good, that's it! Zhen Jiecheng was delighted, but his expression remained unchanged.

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, you, Leo, are the American. Don’t bully Xiao Yan because he is poor!
But the heat is not yet enough, I have to continue teasing.

Zhen Jiecheng skillfully controls the rhythm of PUA, delivering one speech after another.

The person in charge of Huana standing by was stunned!
Guo Fan, who came to join in the fun, looked at the little apprentice sister and raised his eyebrows in tacit understanding:
Junior sister, the teacher is walking the dog here. Ugh, he's staying up all night!

Brother, don’t just watch the fun, learn something!

Don’t worry, Tiantian, I’m still learning!
By the way, Senior Brother, why do I feel that Leonardo is not very smart? If Senior Brother really doesn't like him, would he waste so much time talking to him? He doesn't even understand such a simple truth?

Well, he is quite stupid! But Tiantian, is it possible that the teacher and you are too smart, which makes him look stupid?

Jing Tian: (*^▽^*)
Guo Fan: ヽ(￣▽￣)

"Leonardo, I think you have misunderstood the word 'vase'. It is not a defect, but a virtue!"

"You have to learn to think from other people's perspective. Anyone who criticizes you for being a pretty face is actually jealous that you can easily make a lot of money with just your face!"

"Leonardo, a vase doesn't need acting skills to support it, nor does it need awards to add icing on the cake. You are the flower yourself, aren't you?"

"Leonardo, your shelf life has lasted for more than ten years! It has not yet reached the end, it is still going on! There is no doubt that you are the most successful and the most valuable of all the vases!"

Zhen Jiecheng spoke incessantly and eloquently.

"Accidentally" he threw out the translated draft of "Joker" script, and "coincidentally" it fell into Leonardo's hands.

"Leonardo, you are an international star, why do you have to make things difficult for yourself?"

"The protagonist must be extremely thin! The kind that is too skinny! It will ruin your image and put your successful career in jeopardy!"

"The protagonist is a neurotic! I will ask the actors to lock themselves up and isolate themselves from the world for at least a month. I will try to let the actors experience all the experiences of the protagonist and put them into their shoes!"

"Just think about it, if you waste so much preparation time, you will lose a lot of money!"

"Is it worth it just for an Oscar?"

"Leonardo, just a wave of your hand will make young girls scream, young women fall in love with you, and young ladies awaken their youth! There is no doubt that they are all willing to spend money on you!"

"Don't be stubborn, listen to my advice."

After a pause, Zhen Jiecheng sighed.
"You know what? I envy you."

"I also want to be like you, lying down and making money with my face."

"But there's nothing I can do. Alas, my ability doesn't allow it!"

Leonardo: (T_T)
The office finally became quiet, with only the sound of Leo turning pages of the script being heard.

After a long time, Little Leo raised his head with a strong desire.

"Zhen, can you let me take this role?"

"Zhen, I am willing to cooperate with all your requests!"

"Zhen"

"Zhen?" Zhen Jiecheng raised his head and interrupted Xiao Lizi.

"Leonardo, you don't even want to call me Director Zhen!"

(End of this chapter)