Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms

Chapter 312 Taking office, Goose Maryka!
The sketch king's last performance on the Spring Festival Gala stage did not end well and ended with a barrage of criticism.

Old Zhao was confused: They had been educating for 364 days, why did they have to educate them again on New Year's Eve? Could it be that with one more day, the bad guys would have learned their lesson? Would the world be peaceful?
Zhen Jiecheng was also confused: Damn it! It's ok that I can't feel happy watching the Spring Festival Gala, but why do I always feel a chill on my back?

When Li Xiaoran appeared in the sketch "Midnight Phone Booth", Cheng Hao raised his eyebrows.

She wore long jodhpurs and tight jeans. Although her most eye-catching hair was covered by a coat and scarf, she still looked graceful.

"I haven't seen Dabai for a while. How about you, Jiecheng?"

"Me?" Zhen Jiecheng didn't even think about it, "No!"

It didn't end there, as Jielun came in with a fan, dressed up like a decent person, and tried to imitate the elegant manner.

"Dad, it's my godfather!" Zhen Hao shouted.

"Huh? Is the godfather holding the godmother?"

"Not godmother~" Cheng Hao's beautiful eyes drifted over again, "but it can be other 'mother'~"

"Dabao, your mother means that you should call her aunt." Zhen Jiecheng quickly interrupted.

"Aunt? Auntie is obviously not old." Zhen Hao blinked in confusion, "Dad, you are wrong, it should be stepmother."

On the side, Cheng Hao's smile became brighter.

Zhen Jiecheng's mouth twitched, and he felt his palms were itchy and wanted to rub something.

Pointing to the wall clock,
"What time is it? What are you still doing here? Go to your room and go to sleep!"

"Dad, today is New Year's Eve. You have to stay up all night and can't sleep."

"Yeah, that's right." Cheng Hao nodded with a smile.

Seeing this, Zhen Hao, feeling the warm maternal love, hurriedly took a step forward, trying to get away from the cold and kind father and get a sense of security from his mother.

Unexpectedly,
"So, you don't have to go back to your room and not sleep!" Cheng Hao picked up Ultraman on the sofa and stuffed it into Zhen Hao's arms, then touched his son's head. "Go ahead, take your Tiga with you, and go together."

Zhen Hao: o(^｀)o
His big eyes were full of question marks.

Did I say something wrong?

Why do my parents look like they want to beat me?

Zhen Hao’s disappearance did not fade Cheng Hao’s brilliance.

"Jiecheng, the costumes and makeup for this Spring Festival Gala are really good. Look, Zhilin's long dress is so pretty."

"Also, do you think it makes Zhilin's legs look particularly beautiful?"

"No!" Zhen Jiecheng blurted out.

"Bah! Let's talk about serious matters. You have to judge according to normal aesthetic standards." Cheng Hao rolled his eyes. "This is allowed!"

"Ahem, my dear, I really don't have this!"

Zhen Jiecheng felt extremely aggrieved, of course, it was mainly due to the interruption of Jing Tian, ​​Yang Mi, and Sun Li.

Otherwise, he would have collected stamps of widows long ago and would be on the same level as Brother Qiang from Shancheng.

But no matter what, if you didn't do it, you didn't do it. Judging by deeds, not by heart, no one is perfect.

"If there's no, then there's no. Why are you in such a hurry?" Seeing her man's bitter face, Cheng Hao chuckled, and the brightness on her face finally returned to normal.

The next second, I was stunned.
"Ah! Did I just tell Dabao to get lost?"

"Well, what happened?"

"Oh! I said the wrong thing. Dabao will definitely be sad."

"It's okay, he's used to it. Besides, boys' ability to withstand pressure should be cultivated from an early age. Otherwise, if they become sentimental when encountering something in the future, what a shame!"

"Yes, my husband is right!" Cheng Hao nodded, "Then I won't go to comfort Dabao. I'll listen to my husband!"

"By the way, honey, Jie Lun is coming to our house later, right?"

"Well, he slipped away after the performance. He should have left by now."

"Honey, it's almost New Year's Eve." Cheng Hao looked up, "There will be gunfire outside during New Year's Eve. Can we do something?"

Action is the best answer.

Zhen Jiecheng picked up Cheng Hao and carried him up.

A series of silver bell-like laughter accompanied by the two jumping rabbit ears on the hat, rippling in the rich atmosphere of welcoming the Year of the Rabbit.

When Jie Lun and Dani arrived, exhausted, even though fireworks were still ringing from time to time in the night, it could not disturb Zhen Hao's deep sleep.

After placing the New Year's money and gifts beside the beds of his two godsons, Cheng Hao had already brought two bowls of hot chicken noodle soup.

"Eat dumplings on the bus and noodles on the bus. Fill your stomach first. Wait, the food will be heated up soon."

This was not the first time that the two of them had come to visit. When they were in Beijing before, whenever Jie Lun arrived on a business trip, he would definitely come to the house for a meal.

Therefore, the two of them did not treat themselves as outsiders, and there was no need to be polite. They just picked up the bowls and started to eat.

"Alas, I really don't want to participate in the Spring Festival Gala anymore, but there's nothing I can do." Jie Lun complained while eating, "I'm already doing pretty well. The most I can do is not be able to have New Year's Eve dinner with my family."

"Teacher Zhao Benshan is in such trouble. He looked so sad backstage, almost crying. It doesn't look like Chinese New Year at all. He just came here to cause trouble."

"Yeah, I know." Zhen Jiecheng nodded with a smile, "When I went to Northeast China to visit Guo Fan, I had a meal with Lao Zhao. Let me make it clear in advance, it's not that I don't know manners, it's Lao Zhao who insisted that I call him that."

"At that time, Lao Zhao said that the skits that were presented this year would definitely be criticized. Even if the scripts submitted at the beginning were full of jokes, they would either be rejected or revised, and the final product would be completely different."

"Old Zhao also said that he doesn't plan to do it again, unless I take over the position of chief director of the Spring Festival Gala one year, then he will consider whether to leave."

Hearing this, Jielun and Dani no longer cared about eating and looked up in surprise.
"Jie Cheng, what do you think?"

"Think of it!"

"Fuck, who is going to direct the Spring Festival Gala?"

Zhen Jiecheng waved his hands in disdain.
"Whoever wants to go can go, I won't serve you anyway!"

Feng Xiaogang asked someone for help in getting "12" approved by the review, and in order to repay the favor, he took on the position of chief director of the Spring Festival Gala for .

After working for Feng Xiaogang, he realized that the so-called chief director was nothing but a piece of shit and was still bound by rules and regulations.

To some extent, the much-maligned "Director Ha Wen" is actually just a tool. Even if Ha Wen is fired, there are still oral and joint works.

"Let me put it this way. If you want me to do it, then the Spring Festival Gala will have to have an extra crosstalk show by Jiang Wen and me."

"If I call Jiang Wen, will they dare to agree?"

"If they really dare to agree... Hey, wait! What are you looking at?"

Jielun, Dani, and Cheng Hao all had the same expression. It was no longer just curiosity and interest, but an eagerness to try and eat the melon.

"Brother Cheng, this show is good!" Dani couldn't wait to say, "I want to watch it~"

"Jiecheng, me too!" Jielun followed closely behind.

"Husband~" Cheng Hao blinked and blurted out in authentic Shandong dialect.

"Me too!"

When Zhen Jiecheng returned to the capital again, he was soon dumbfounded.

what's the situation?
Why are people saying that I’m interested in the position of chief director of the Spring Festival Gala?

So much so that Zhu Jun and Sister Ni made a special phone call to inquire, and their words and deeds revealed that they were testing the leader on his behalf.

"Damn it! Damn Jielun!"

"dududu~"

"Hey!"

"Fuck you, did you spread this rumor?"

"It's not me, I didn't do it, I didn't do it!" Jie Lun felt aggrieved, "I just had a simple chat with Teacher Li when we were celebrating the New Year."

"Jiecheng, you know me well. Am I, Li Pingbin, the kind of person who gossips everywhere? I was just chatting with Lao Bao and Lao Ji. Are Lao Bao and Lao Ji considered outsiders? We are all in the same gang!"

"Jie Cheng, you know me, I'm Ji Jianming."

"Jie Cheng, you understand"

I can't investigate any further, the more I try, the more confused it gets.

All in all, everyone is innocent, and the culprit is only one beast: the stupid bird of the old man in the message room.

"Cuckoo~"

"Fuck your mother!"

Zhen Jiecheng took out a pack of special cigarettes that he had taken from his adoptive father and threw it out, causing the old man who was about to stand up and speak to sit back down without hesitation, and turned around with his back to the birdcage. "If you keep nagging, I'll pluck out your hair!"

"Master, don't feel bad. I'll give you two better ones, one male and one female! I'll also prepare a large, luxuriously decorated birdcage for you. When the time comes, you must put the two cages together so that this flat-haired beast can watch the loving couple every day!"

"No, we should keep the female together with it first, and then send it to another male when they develop feelings for each other."

hiss!
Even though the old man was leaning against the radiator, he still couldn't help but gasp for air and shivered subconsciously.

The students passing by were all stunned and at the same time felt a strong admiration for Lu Chuan.

How dare you offend this grandson?
Be brave, guide!
"Ahem, that's enough. How can you be so aggrieved about a bird?" Director Tian wanted to laugh but was also anxious. "Pay attention to your character! Character! As a professor, can you still behave like a teacher?"

He dragged the disgraced apprentice towards the office building.

However, behind
"Cuckoo~"

"The girl from the east is the best girl from the west. If the top beam is not straight, the bottom beam will be crooked."

"The grass fragrance next door digs into the corner, and eats the meat and sets up the vegetarian food."

"Cuckoo~"

"Fuck your mother!"

Director Tian glared at him, his face flushed and his breath heavy.

The furious master and apprentice immediately topped the Beijing Film Academy campus hot search list. A gust of wind blew over, blowing towards the Central Academy of Drama, into the Beijing Dance Academy, and to Communication University of China.

"The roots are rotten, how can we raise a good one?" Mrs. Chang, who still comes to the school from time to time after retirement, couldn't help laughing, "Old, young, none of them are decent!"

"He's quite frivolous, but making movies is serious!" Cheng Hao smiled and not only did she not defend her man, but she felt like she was enjoying watching the show.

"Yes, that's right!" Old Mrs. Chang nodded in approval. "Let's put aside the seriousness for now. I really have work to do!"

"By the way, Cheng Hao, how is Jie Cheng's preparation for the new project going?"

"Mother Chang, you know me well. I never ask about those things." When it comes to the topic of Zhen Jiecheng's film project, Cheng Hao immediately tightened his mouth. "Even if he asks, I don't have the ability to help him with advice, so why bother him?"

Seeing that Cheng Hao looked like he couldn't be stabbed by a needle or poured with water, Old Lady Chang sighed.

Alas! A married girl is like spilled water.

I am studying at the Central Academy of Drama now, and I will have to rely on my mother's job in the future, but... forget it! I have already retired, why should I worry about it.

“You can’t help with creative matters, but you should remind me of other things.”

"Like Leonardo."

"When I was in the capital, there was news that I was abused by Jie Cheng."

"After returning to America, the rumors became even more outrageous! I read the news and even made inquiries. Even if it's not completely true, it must be about 70% true. From the photos, she was tortured beyond recognition!"

"Tell Jiecheng to be more careful and restrain himself. He's a big star, and if anything happens to him, the impact will be huge."

"Don't worry, Aunt Chang, it was Leonardo who took the initiative, it has nothing to do with Jie Cheng!"

Cheng Hao bent his eyebrows, squinted his eyes, and chatted with Old Lady Chang politely.

Not only Zhen Jiecheng's project, but also Jing Tian and Guo Fan are practicing Tai Chi.

Of course, there is definitely preferential treatment for the mother’s family.

Cheng Hao has been smart since he was young. It’s just a little bit of knowledge. Is it difficult for him to understand, digest and apply it flexibly?
As for important roles, you can recommend them, but if you want a role, you have to earn it with your own ability.

Even a famous star like Leonardo is trying to get in by being the first to do so. Want to use alumni connections to get in through the back door? No way!

Thinking of Leonardo, Cheng Hao couldn't help but chuckle.

Dabao is right: Dad is impolite and he coaxes a fool all day long!
"Director Zhen said, if you read a book a hundred times, its meaning will become clear."

Leonardo cannot use his own experience to substitute for the life of the Joker, all he can do is the most plain reading!
Read it over and over again, think about it over and over again.

Turn the paper until it is wrinkled and turn the script until it is torn.

But there is another explanation in psychology for “read a book a hundred times and its meaning will become clear”: brainwashing.

By repeating it over and over again, accumulating one psychological hint after another, quantitative change will eventually lead to qualitative change.

"Director Zhen said: Don't look down on Leonardo just because he's poor!"

The dim semi-basement corroded his mood, and the lingering smell of decay and fermentation came to his nose. Leonardo looked up and glanced at the source of the stench through the window slightly above the ground. It was clearly visible that there were rats in the garbage dump.

Whenever he was about to give up, Leonardo would replay in his mind the story of "Xiao" being ridiculed and having his engagement broken off in public.

Come on, Leonardo!
You will be like "Xiao", standing on the Oscar awards stage, holding the Best Actor trophy and shining the most arrogant smile at all those who have criticized you!

"Jie Jie Jie~"

Leonardo faced the mirror, raised his hands, and used his index fingers to curl up the corners of his mouth.

"Jie Jie Jie~"

The laughter seemed to become more distorted as the facial expressions changed.

"Director Zhen said that pain is the nutrient soil that nourishes art. Art has always hated Leonardo's fate!"

"Leonardo can make a lot of money lying down, and Leonardo can also earn fame standing up! As long as he is ruthless enough, Leonardo can do anything!"

Compared with the bad environment, the pain caused by unconventional means of losing weight is even greater.

Leonardo even wondered what grilled rat meat would taste like.

And these pains also became the best catalyst, making Leonardo, who was "brainwashed" by the script, more empathetic to the protagonist Joker.

Sympathize with the clown, understand the clown. I began to empathize with the clown until I felt like: Am I not the clown?

"Yes Leonardo, you are the Joker!"

"You strive for Oscars again and again, and strive to break through your screen image. In the eyes of those who see you as a vase, aren't you just like a monkey entertaining yourself, moving yourself, and jumping up and down?"

"Director Zhen said, it's like a monkey trying to reach the moon, knowing it's impossible but still doing it! Such great persistence and belief are laughed at by the world."

"Monkeys are clowns in the eyes of others, and others are clowns in the eyes of monkeys!"

"Good is a clown, evil is a clown."

"Clown. Clown! Haha, I got it!"

Leonardo held the script in his hand and laughed shrilly in the semi-basement, startling the mice that were foraging in the garbage dump outside the window, and they fled in panic.

"dududu~"

"Hey, Director Zhen, Leonardo seems to have a brain problem!"

"Something went wrong?" Zhen Jiecheng was shocked. "Tell me about it!"

After listening to the detailed description from the staff of Warna, he opened his email and played the relevant recording sent by Warna.

"Okay, okay! This is the taste!"

"It's almost time, let's announce the project and officially start preparations!"

Zhen Jiecheng was delighted.

He threw aside the box office statistics of "Interstellar" sent by China Film.

"Interstellar" has long been taken off the shelves abroad, but in China, the key has kept it in theaters.

IMAX cinemas, in particular, have been steadily collecting box office revenue like a tumbler, with the decline in the data curve being very small.

But no matter as a director or as a man, freshness means something that has never been played with before. Even children know that toys that have never been played with are the best!

"Interstellar" is already a thing of the past. Its nearly 700 million yuan overseas box office cannot make Zhen Jiecheng look sideways. Zuo Shandiao's obsession with breaking the Chinese box office record of "Avatar" cannot make Zhen Jiecheng excited.

Pick up the phone,

"dududu~"

"Hey, Lao Bao, come to Beijing!"

"Hey, Lao Ji, the gang assembles!"

"Hey, Lao Li, get to work!"

Zhen Jiecheng rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Are you all ready, old friends?"

"Follow me, take office, Goose Myrika!"

(End of this chapter)