Huayu: Start by asking ex-girlfriends for alms

Chapter 337: Planning for the Golden Bear and defrauding Oscar.

The difficulty of the triple slam is no longer within the realm of art.

Just like the modern NBA, the league's highest tolerance for a team is generally to establish a dynasty, during which various attacks will come one after another.

If we add the Oscars to achieve the so-called Grand Slam, we must also add the political element.

Compared to the Berlin Golden Bear, the Oscar statuette is difficult to win, and there is almost no possibility. It is also easy to win. With Zhen Jiecheng's current status and influence in the world film industry, he can get it easily by bending down. At this time, the Chinese household registration is not a constraint, but a huge gain buff! The value of winning over is much higher than that of the crooked stocks in Hong Kong and Taiwan.

"The main way is definitely not going to work. The Band-Aid is blocking the way. We are refusing customers."

"We still have to find a way to take a detour."

Zhen Jiecheng scratched his head and spat fiercely.
"Fuck, isn't this like pointing a gun at an honest person and asking him to stir up trouble?"

"Stir it up! You guys force me to stir it up! You're disrupting the black guys' free shopping, disrupting the female boxers' fighting, and disrupting America. I'm just watching you having fun!"

Zhen Jiecheng turned on his computer and started typing out key words: fu, discrimination; indigenous people, immigrants; feminism, equality.

Hostess:

Bloodline: Black.

Status: A widow with a baby, the baby is a Supreme Plus string made by Indian string and Mo string. Attracted by the light of the lighthouse, she is eager to cross the border with her child. Stay in the fertile land of Shazhu and breathe the free and sweet air.

Male protagonist:

Bloodline: White, squid fetus.

Identity: A cop. In the process of helping the heroine and her daughter, he experienced a series of hardships, completed the sublimation of his personality, and fell in love with the widow. He must die in the end, and die with the widow. If he doesn't die, it's not art.

Supporting Male 1:

Bloodline: White, woolly bear descent.

Identity: The evil villain.

Supporting Actress 1:

Bloodline: White, Ansa.

Identity: Passionate about charity, vegetarian and environmental protection, lace lesbian.

In the end, he and his "girlfriend" jointly adopted the heroine's daughter. From then on, she enjoyed the freedom that her mother had always dreamed of and that the wild man had fought for her at the cost of his life.

After briefly listing the elements, Zhen Jiecheng thought for a moment and added: The tone is dark, highlighting the shining humanity coming from the lighthouse.

"Damn it, don't you guys like to publicize this?"

"I'll add fuel to the fire! I'll try to help you attract more immigrants, awaken more boxers, and incite more black brothers. In short, do whatever is right for politics!"

"No one knows how to 'care' for the lower classes better than the Chinese! Mobilize the lower classes!"

As an orthodox Beijing Film Academy director, Zhen Jiecheng is proficient in 10,000 ways to stir up the high-voltage wires of the photoelectric review. When the time comes, he can submit it for review in a disciplined manner, just like "Joker", give a good notice in advance, and then wait for it to be rejected!

As a friendly person who loves America, of course I should treat the good things that benefit the country and the people to my guests. How can I enjoy them by myself?
Zhen Jiecheng could, during the reception, express his dissatisfaction with the Film Bureau's censorship and strongly protest against the opaque system.

Anyway, when it comes to the "film rating system", Guangdian has been criticized countless times, and Zhen Jiecheng is no exception.

and many more!

Zhen Jiecheng was suddenly stunned, then his brows lit up with joy.

Since the "opacity" has been criticized, can we also talk about the "unfair treatment"?
Ahem! Huabiao, Golden Rooster, I'm sorry, please forgive me again.

The more Zhen Jiecheng thought about it, the more ideas he had.

A talented director who achieved success at a young age, his Golden Lion-winning work was released normally in the free America, but was sealed by the evil optical company.

He won various titles in the three major European awards, but was ignored on the Golden Rooster list.

Being suppressed! Being bullied!
Being unfair! Being opaque!

The talented director felt aggrieved and angry, and eventually broke off relations with him.

But the weak, pitiful and helpless, the price of breaking up is being targeted in various ways.

My friend was "banned" and now he is over 40 years old. He had to change his career with tears in his eyes and perform for free. How miserable is Qianer!

As a professor at Beijing Film Academy, Zhen Jiecheng was also questioned for his lack of professional ethics and unfitness to be a teacher, and was even held accountable!

Being diligent in teaching is a teacher's professional ethics. Teaching less is equal to being unethical, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Does America like this "story"?
Is it reasonable that a talented director who had experienced such an "encounter" had his cold heart gradually warmed by the light of the lighthouse?
Then, with the original intention of "caring" for the lower-class people in the United States, he finally strengthened his heart for freedom. Isn't it inspiring?

"It seems like there is some progress!"

Zhen Jiecheng rubbed his cheeks excitedly and forced himself to calm down.

"But it takes time, you have to proceed step by step, don't be impatient!"

"Damn, Warner is a good teacher! You can learn from his methods of hyping up Heath Ledger and Leonardo DiCaprio."

"Brother Lu is right: the perpetrator is also a victim!"

"So next"

Zhen Jiecheng rubbed his cheeks again, adjusting his micro-expressions and forcing out a depressed face.

"Although I write poetry, curse in the streets, and perform crosstalk, I feel wronged!"

"Hua Na, did you see that? Hollywood, did you see that?"

"They're all jade!"

Just hype, simple!
Especially with a fixed direction, excellent materials and a clear audience.

Zhen Jiecheng quickly made arrangements and implemented them.

"Breaking news! Zhen Jiecheng is registered with the psychiatric department!"

"The Beijing Film Academy did not deny receiving the suggestion to hold Zhen Jiecheng accountable for his neglect of teaching duties. The Beijing Film Academy emphasized that the teaching and learning of film and television schools cannot be confused with those of ordinary universities."

"Beijing Film Academy clearly stated: In recognition of the honors Zhen Jiecheng has achieved during his tenure, he will be awarded the title of Advanced Worker of the Year!"

"The censorship of "Joker" has made us reflect: Is it true that Lou Ye's accusation is completely without reason?"

During the Venice Film Festival, Lou Ye, who was banned from directing in China, shot a film called "Flowers" abroad, which premiered in Venice.

Although Lou Ye, the dirty fellow, was not present at the scene, he was interviewed in the country. At that time, he had just been released from prison after serving five years.

When it comes to censorship, he has some complaints because the scripts sent to the Film Bureau are not followed up. Even he admits that the gap between Chinese films and international films is narrowing.

Jia Zhangke, then chairman of the Horizons section of the Venice Film Festival, also expressed dissatisfaction with the film censorship system.

"Hua Biao, Hua Biao, is flashy but not practical, it represents gold and jade. Golden Rooster, Golden Rooster, obsessed with money and paper, chicken-crowed and dog-stealing. "

"Cold Fact: "Never Return" is the only film nominated for and won the Best Film Award at the Golden Rooster Awards in the past ten years. "

After Zhen Jiecheng intervened, the turmoil over the crosstalk incident began to move in another direction.

As for Zhen Jiecheng himself, he took leave to create and strongly denied the rumors that he was "recuperating from illness."

As for hype, it is more effective to do the opposite. The more you deny something, the more public opinion will believe it.

Soon, the news was received "in time" on the other side of the ocean.

Matthew McConaughey immediately called to show his concern, and Hathaway was the first to speak out for justice for the adulterer.

Angelina couldn't believe it: "I just can't imagine that Zhen's film art would not be recognized!"

Stallone defended the injustice: "Everyone loves Zhen! I can even allow Zhen to contact my sweethearts. Of course, he can only choose one among the three!"

"Genius" is a passport to the whole world, and the West is even more indulgent towards it.

In their opinion, Zhen Jiecheng's falling out was justified!
It's normal for a genius to have a bad temper. Even if he gets hurt, it's normal.

Zhen Jiecheng suffered all kinds of unfair treatment, but he only fought back with words. He is so gentlemanly! So well-mannered! This child is so wronged! The representative sent by Hua Na came to express his condolences. When he saw Zhen Jiecheng unscrewing the medicine bottle and taking medicine, he was stunned.

"Director Zhen, are you okay?"

"It's okay!" Zhen Jiecheng tried to cheer himself up and waved his hands weakly, "It's really okay."

Put the medicine into your mouth and swallow it directly with water.

Then he put away the medicine bottle and accidentally pointed the label of the bottle directly into the eyes of the person in charge of Huana in China.

The medicine bottle was a depression bottle, but it contained multivitamins.

"You should get busy and don't waste your time here."

"Don't worry, I'm fine."

Zhen Jiecheng smiled.

"I will adjust my state as soon as possible, then retreat and create!"

"I am a filmmaker! Movies will heal my life!"

“By the way, please thank the American censorship department for me. Thank them for respecting the art of Joker and allowing my work to be seen by the lovely American people!”

As he spoke, Zhen Jiecheng raised his head slightly, his eyes filled with yearning and expectation.
"I also hope that the lovely American people can recognize my art!"

"It will definitely happen, Zhen!" The person in charge of Huana said firmly, "Excellent works will never be buried. There are people who appreciate art everywhere in America!"

"Director Zhen, take good care of yourself."

"No, I'm not sick!" Zhen Jiecheng immediately retorted.

"Oh, yes, yes, you are not sick! I expressed it incorrectly!" The person in charge of Huana responded quickly, "What I want to say is that you must take good care of yourself. Huana looks forward to working with you next time!"

"I will!" Zhen Jiecheng nodded. "However, I can't give you an exact time for cooperation."

"For the next work, I just want to please myself, it's not suitable for Hollywood."

Don't be impatient, you have to do a good job of lubrication, starting from the shallow end and moving towards the deep end.

Otherwise, if you rush in, you will appear to be eager for quick success and your motives will be suspected.

"It's okay! Huana has enough patience and is willing to wait!" The person in charge of Huana warmly shook Zhen Jiecheng's hand, "Director Zhen, shoot what you want! You are the creator of art, and it should please you first!"

"Hey, hey, hey~ Isn't this our advanced worker, Professor Zhen?" Cheng Hao, who had just finished taking a shower and was wearing pajamas, reached out and touched Zhen Jiecheng's chin. "What's the matter? I heard that you are depressed?"

"Go away, don't bother me! I'm reading a book!" Zhen Jiecheng waved Cheng Hao's hand away and rolled his eyes. "Don't you know whether I'm depressed or not?"

"I have an idea in my mind, but the emperor's concubines don't! I'm afraid that the ladies will worry!"

"Forget it, don't try to ruin my moral integrity!" Zhen Jiecheng adjusted the position of the pillow, changed to a more comfortable position, half lying in the quilt, leaning against the head of the bed, and continued to read under the desk lamp.

Cheng Hao has started to make fun of other women. It would be wrong to say anything now. Silence is the best policy.

As expected, seeing Zhen Jiecheng's serious expression, Cheng Hao quickly shifted his attention.

"Hubby, you refused to cooperate with Hollywood. Are you going to continue to attack the three major European countries in your next movie?"

"um, yes."

"Bolin?" Cheng Hao's eyes lit up.

"No, to Cannes."

"Why, husband, isn't it true that all you need is a golden bear?"

"The more you need it, the less anxious you can be. Do you understand? You have to lure him. When he gets anxious, then you'll have a chance."

"I see! Just like my husband hooked me and other women!"

Zhen Jiecheng: (￣ー￣)
"Shit! Are you done for today? It's not over yet, right?"

"I haven't taken the gunpowder yet!" Cheng Hao pouted, "Hubby, you haven't given it to me yet. Husband, are you saving the gunpowder for your senior sister?"

Zhen Jiecheng: (￣ェ￣;)
Okay, the case is solved!
It turned out that when he went to school to ask for leave during the day, he met Miao Pu at the school gate, and then he was cared for. He was also caught by the paparazzi, and the two had to accept a short interview together.

Different from other vixens in the wild area, ex-girlfriends belong to the "Special Attention Unit" of Cheng's Film Festival. Each of them will make Cheng Hao alert to the fullest and catalyze strong acetic acid.

"Don't talk nonsense! The gun is mine, but the medicine belongs to Zhen Chengshi."

"Either it goes into Zhen Cheng's mouth or into Zhen Cheng's mouth! Otherwise, it can only be collected in the sewer or the trash can. There is no fourth choice!"

When Cheng Hao heard the three words "Zhen Chengshi", his face changed immediately and he smiled.

"By the way, husband, it's not good for you to keep trying to attract attention to the Berlin Film Festival, right?"

"Of course I won't keep fishing. To be willing to accept something, you need to use methods and strategies." Zhen Jiecheng explained, "Keep a reasonable distance and show some goodwill."

"For example, I will help Guo Fan's next work get to the Berlin Film Festival."

"For example, Zhang Yimou has talked to me several times about whether the Berlin Film Festival wants me to participate in the competition or to be a judge. I won't discuss the former for now, but as for the latter, I will consider taking it."

"In short, I'm enthusiastic about everything except not participating in the competition for the time being!"

"I understand! It's the same principle as when my husband was wooing women." Cheng Hao nodded, "Anything is fine except marriage. Everything is given except status."

Zhen Jiecheng: (Д)ノ

"Mr. Cheng, bring your household registration booklet and go to Wuhu with me tomorrow to get the marriage certificate."

"Hehe! No, no, no," she reached into the quilt, holding a gun, "unless you give me a few more babies, so that I can have a happy birth!"

The playful sounds in the bedroom caught Zhen Hao's attention. He pushed the door open curiously, carrying Tiga.

"Dad, Mom, what are you talking about? You look so happy?"

"Ahem! I didn't say anything, I just remembered something happy." Cheng Hao quickly let go of the hand holding the gun. Seeing Zhen Jiecheng reading a book, he picked up a book on the bedside table and pretended to flip through it.

Unexpectedly, a big hand attacked with precision.

Probe and dial.

Press and twist.

"Husband, you..." Cheng Hao quickly winked in the direction of his son.

But Zhen Jiecheng ignored him and just talked to himself.

"Hey, you can't have dry hands when reading. Otherwise it's hard to turn the pages. You have to wet your hands."

As he spoke, he looked up at Zhen Hao.
"Are you coming here to show your parents the results of your recent hard work and recite a dozen or twenty Tang and Song poems?"

"OK! Please start your performance!"

"Your mother wants to listen to Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing"."

"Well, let's start with 'gently gather, slowly twist, wipe and pick'!"

Good:Σ(дlll)
He looked at his biological mother and then at his biological father.

Finally, he fixed his pleading eyes on Cheng Hao's face. Compared with his expressionless father, his ruddy mother was more likely to awaken family affection.

With a bitter face and a drawn-out tone,

"Mom~~~"

"Would you like to listen to something else? How about "Remembering Jiangnan"? How about "Farewell to the Grass on the Ancient Plain"? "

"I don't know what "Pipa Xing" is!"

With his lips pursed and his voice trembling, even if he held the Earth-protecting Tiga in his hands, he could not feel safe at all.

"I can't do this question, it's too difficult!"

(End of this chapter)