Era: My backyard is the garbage dump of the universe

Chapter 349 Taoist robe, sword and whisk
In the conference room.

Deadpool, who was thirsty and wanted to kill someone, was about to drink some water when the cell phone in his pocket rang.

This made Deadpool feel a little strange, after all, under normal circumstances, it was impossible for Liquid Robot and Arcee to contact him through the phone.

But even though he thought this way, he still said something to Lei Zhengxing and other leaders, then quickly walked out of the meeting room to answer the phone.

As for the several representatives from foreign-funded enterprises, he simply ignored them.

This made the representatives of the foreign-funded enterprises very angry, especially the bearded man at the head. He asked Lei Zhengxing in broken Chinese: "Your people just left us like that? What does he mean?"

"I don't know either." Lei Zhengxing spread his hands.

"You don't know?" The bearded man frowned. "Then listen to me. If you want to buy the rain bomb, show your sincerity. Otherwise, I will leave."

"Then go ahead!" Deadpool pushed the door open and walked in, then said something to the bearded man in English.

Bearded man: "..."

His companions looked at each other, but none of them left.

Deadpool ignored them and sat next to Lei Zhengxing.

"Are you going to play hard to get?" Lei Zhengxing asked Deadpool in a low voice when he saw this.

The translator nearby even helped translate it.

Deadpool shook his head when he heard this: "No, I'm waiting for someone. Don't bother with these representatives of foreign companies."

"But what about the rain bombs if we don't care?" Lei Zhengxing asked, expressing his concerns.

This is not something to be taken lightly. If the situation gets out of control, people will die.

"We don't have to buy the rain bombs, but we can't lose our dignity." Deadpool lowered his voice: "This is what my master said."

"Your master said that?" Lei Zhengxing took a breath and said, "Did the masked man come here just now?"

"That's about right!" Deadpool said, looking at the bearded man, "Didn't you say you were leaving? Hurry up and leave. If you don't leave, I will look down on you."

"Oh~~!" The bearded man had a headache after hearing this and became embarrassed. After discussing with his companions in private, he asked Lei Zhengxing: "Let me ask you a question now, do you still want to buy the rain bomb?"

"This..." Lei Zhengxing was about to answer when he was interrupted by Deadpool: "Of course I want to buy it, but the price is a maximum of 500 per piece, no more, and you must give me the launcher and related launching technology."

"You're dreaming!" The bearded man was furious. "If you keep going like this, I'll really leave, and no one will sell rain bombs to you in the future."

"Then go away!" Deadpool spread his hands.

Bearded man: "..."

A group of foreign investment representatives: "..."

This damn masked man, why doesn’t he play by the rules?
If they really leave like this, they will probably be scolded to death by their boss when they return.

Just when I didn't know what to do, a tall woman with documents in her arms poked her head out of the door and said, "Um... dinner is ready. Do you want to go eat now, or..."

"Of course now. I've been hungry for a long time. As for the matter of the rain bomb, we can talk about it later." The bearded man saw someone giving him a way out, so he quickly took it.

Then, without waiting for Lei Zhengxing and other leaders to agree, he stood up and walked towards the cafeteria with his companions and the tall woman.

Seeing this, Lei Zhengxing smiled and gave Deadpool a thumbs up: "You played hard to get very well. It seems that the price of our rain bombs can be reduced later."

"No! Maybe we don't need to buy rain bombs at all." Deadpool replied.

"Why?" Lei Zhengxing was puzzled.

Deadpool didn't answer, but walked towards the door: "I can't tell you the answer now, let's talk about it after dinner."

"Okay!" Lei Zhengxing smiled bitterly and followed Deadpool with a group of leaders.

……

Time passed quickly and it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

Seeing that his family was asleep, Liu Qingsong immediately took Xiao Heikui into the garbage dump of all worlds.

Inside the glass chamber, the liquid robot had been waiting beside the tracking mirror. When it saw Liu Qingsong coming in, it immediately said, "According to your request, Deadpool has already been notified. He is now waiting for you in the lounge."

"Have the representatives from the foreign-funded enterprises left?" Liu Qingsong asked.

"No, they didn't leave no matter how Deadpool mocked them. It's obvious that they came here on a mission and they wouldn't dare to go back without selling some rain bombs." The liquid robot replied.

"Humph! I knew they were just paper tigers." Liu Qingsong sneered, took out his raincoat, bamboo hat, and mask and put them on: "What do you think, I should appear in Gusha City as a masked man now?"

"Not good." The liquid robot replied truthfully.

"Why?" Liu Qingsong asked.

Liquid Robot: "Because this is just a small matter, it's not worth the Masked Man's effort. You can disguise yourself and go to Ancient Sand City with another identity."

"Disguise?" Liu Qingsong was stunned: "But I can't do it!"

"I can." The liquid robot said, taking out a Taoist robe from his space backpack and handing it to Liu Qingsong: "Try it on. If possible, I can use a mask to change your appearance and voice."

This mask is part of the liquid robot's body, so it would be easy for him to change his appearance if he wanted to.

"Okay!" Liu Qingsong took off his straw raincoat and hat and put them into his space backpack, then took the Taoist robe and put it on.

Seeing that it fit well, he couldn't help but smile: "You won't ask me to pretend to be a Taoist priest and go to Gusha City next?"

"Is it not possible?" The liquid robot took out a whisk and a long sword and handed them to Liu Qingsong: "I found these things in a garbage dump yesterday. I thought they were extraordinary, so I took them back. You can identify them when you have time."

"Oh?" Liu Qingsong took the whisk and sword and examined them.

The whisk is obviously an old item, and there is a smooth mark left on the place where the hand holds it.

But this is not the point. The point is that the material of the whisk handle is very unusual. Not only is it crystal clear, but there are actually complex runes flowing inside it.

The silky fur at the front was frighteningly white, as if it came from some powerful creature.

This immediately aroused Liu Qingsong's interest in identification, so he took out the identification tool and started to identify it.

I thought the artifact could be identified, but surprisingly, there was no result.

What does this prove? It proves that this whisk is an S-level item. Otherwise, it would be impossible for the artifact appraiser to fail to identify it.

After Liu Qingsong realized what was happening, he was so excited that he walked out of the Seven Realms Boat and headed towards the nearest boundary marker.

As he approached, he placed his right hand on the boundary marker: "Are you there? I need an item appraised for free."

Wow! Golden light emanated from the boundary monument, and then a mechanical, hollow voice sounded: "Yes, may I ask what item 0283 would like to have appraised for free?"

Liu Qingsong: "The whisk in my hand, the long sword, and the Taoist robe I'm wearing."

"Okay! Please 0283 wait patiently." The boundary monument emitted a golden light that enveloped the whisk, long sword, and Taoist robe. After a moment, an empty mechanical voice came: "Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a whisk, a long sword, and a Taoist robe from the novel world of [Super God Taoism]."

"The whisk and the robe are both S-grade, and are very rare magical instruments in the Super Divine Taoism Plane World, but 0283 cannot use them."

"The grade of the long sword is SS level. It was the life weapon used by an unknown sword god during his lifetime. 0283 is also unable to exert its maximum power."

"Really?" Liu Qingsong was not surprised at all when he heard this, instead he smiled happily.

After all, it is not always possible to obtain three S-level or above items at once.

Seeing the liquid robot waiting for him nearby, he said, "It's getting late. Hurry up and disguise me as a Taoist priest!"

"Okay!" The liquid robot nodded, stretched out his hands and placed them on the mask on Liu Qingsong's face.

The mask was changing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon it merged with Liu Qingsong's face, making it impossible for outsiders to tell the difference.

But the liquid robot was somewhat dissatisfied, and after more than a dozen adjustments, it finally finalized its appearance.

Liu Qingsong waved his whisk and took out a mirror from his space backpack. He saw that he had turned into an old Taoist priest with gray hair and a long beard. He couldn't help laughing: "What a trick! With your disguise skills, I can have a thousand different identities in the future."

"Your voice hasn't changed." The liquid robot quickly adjusted itself.

Only after finding no flaws in any aspect did he and Liu Qingsong enter the Seven Realms Boat.

After entering, Liu Qingsong gave a few instructions to Arcee, Lord Guardian Teng, and Arcee before walking into the torn space and heading to the lounge where Deadpool was.

Wow~~!

Liu Qingsong appeared out of nowhere in the corridor.

Seeing Deadpool lying in the lounge, he immediately waved his whisk and walked over: "Don't lie there, get up quickly."

"Who are you?" Deadpool looked at the 'old Taoist priest' in front of him warily.

"Who else could I be?" Liu Qingsong took out his cell phone and waved it in front of Deadpool, then sat on a bench nearby: "Are Uncle Lei and the others asleep?" "No!" Deadpool looked Liu Qingsong up and down: "Isn't your disguise too realistic? Your voice, appearance, and breath have all changed. If I hadn't taken out my cell phone, I really would..."

The words are not finished yet.

I was interrupted by a thin young man wearing glasses at the door who said in English: "Excuse me, have you rested well? If you are, please go to the meeting room!"

Deadpool didn't say anything, but looked at Liu Qingsong.

"Let's go!" Liu Qingsong knew that the leaders were all very anxious at this time. After saying this, he took the lead and walked towards the door of the lounge.

Before he even got there, he was stopped by a skinny young man who asked, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

"My friend, don't be suspicious." Deadpool reminded when he saw this.

"Friend?" The skinny young man still did not let down his guard: "What does he do?"

It’s not that he doesn’t give face to Deadpool, but the safety of the leaders cannot be ignored.

If anything goes wrong, he will be in big trouble.

What's more, the old Taoist priest in front of him had a long sword on his shoulder.

"Why are you asking so many questions?" Deadpool was a little angry. Just as he was about to lose his temper, Liu Qingsong stopped him with his hand: "I'm a fortune teller. If you don't believe me, you can ask me for a fortune telling."

"Then can you calculate for me when it will rain heavily in Gusha City?" asked the skinny young man.

"Five thousand gold coins." Liu Qingsong smiled and stretched out his right hand.

"Why don't you go and rob?" the skinny young man got angry.

"Hahaha...why don't you just say you have no money?" Liu Qingsong stroked his beard and laughed.

"Who said I have no money? If I give you money, what if you can't calculate it correctly?" the skinny young man asked angrily.

"There is nothing in this world that I, Xiaoyaozi, can't figure out." Liu Qingsong put away his smile and stopped joking with the skinny young man: "You'd better stop talking nonsense and take me to the meeting room!"

"Why are you going to the conference room?" The skinny young man frowned.

The more he looked at this old Taoist priest, the more he felt something was wrong.

"He was invited by my master to help. What do you think he can do there?" Deadpool had no choice but to remind him.

"Really?" The skinny young man was a little surprised. After looking the old Taoist priest up and down, he said, "Why didn't you just say it earlier? I wasted so much time."

"Let's go!" said the skinny young man and took the lead towards the meeting room.

In order to inform Lei Zhengxing and other leaders, he closed the door after entering the conference room, blocking Liu Qingsong and Deadpool behind him outside.

"Oh..." Deadpool was a little angry.

But Liu Qingsong didn't care, and whispered to Deadpool: "The situation in Gusha City is very special now. It's normal for Uncle Lei's men to be a little cautious. Don't take it to heart."

"I didn't take it personally, but..." Deadpool hadn't finished his words when the door to the conference room was opened by Lei Zhengxing. Lei Zhengxing looked at the old Taoist priest and asked, "Are you a friend of the masked man?"

"I guess so!" the old Taoist priest, Liu Qingsong, replied softly.

"Can you also tell fortunes?" Lei Zhengxing asked again.

"Yeah." Liu Qingsong nodded.

"Then calculate when it will rain heavily in Gusha City?" Lei Zhengxing took out a passbook from his pocket: "If you calculate it, the 3,685 yuan in it will be yours."

The reason why he believed in the 'old Taoist priest' was obviously because of the masked man's friend.

He now has unconditional faith in the masked man.

Otherwise, he would definitely not tell fortunes in front of so many representatives of foreign-funded enterprises.

Liu Qingsong took the passbook and started to calculate with his fingers in a mysterious way. After a while, just as he was about to speak, the bearded man in the conference room came out and said, "Oh, what are you doing? Would you rather believe the words of a charlatan than sit down and discuss the sale of rain bombs with me?"

"Who do you say is a charlatan?" Liu Qingsong frowned and looked at the bearded Western man.

"Who else can I blame? You." The bearded man glared at Liu Qingsong. "Can you predict when it will rain heavily in Gusha City? Don't play tricks here, or you'll be caught and beaten to death."

"What if I figure it out?" Liu Qingsong asked.

"Figure it out..." The bearded man was speechless for a moment. After thinking for a while, he replied, "If you can figure it out, I am willing to give Gusha City 500 rain bombs for free."

"Okay!" Liu Qingsong agreed.

"What if you can't figure it out?" the bearded man asked.

"Jump down from the corridor." Liu Qingsong replied.

This is the third floor. An ordinary person would definitely die if he jumped down.

The bearded man smiled when he heard this: "It's settled then. You do the math! Calculate when it will rain heavily in Gusha City."

"It should be tonight." Liu Qingsong replied, stroking his beard.

"Tonight???" The bearded man was stunned and burst into laughter.

Several of his companions also laughed so hard that tears came out of their eyes.

The moon is bright tonight and the stars are sparse. It would be a miracle if it rains heavily.

Lei Zhengxing and a dozen other leaders couldn't help but frown, and some even thought that the old Taoist priest was unreliable.

But Deadpool believed it 100%. He said, "If you don't believe it, we can make a bet. The loser jumps off this corridor."

"Okay! You said it." The bearded man asked his companion to find a paper and pen. "Words are not enough. Let's put it in writing as evidence."

Well, this is for real.

Deadpool was not scared. He took the paper and pen and started writing the document.

For him, it didn't matter even if Liu Qingsong lost, because with his ability, he would not die from jumping from the third floor, not to mention that he would not lose this bet.

How would the bearded man know this?

Seeing that Deadpool had quickly prepared the document, he immediately took it and checked it. Seeing that there were no mistakes, he urged Deadpool to sign his name, and then he signed the document himself, and reminded him, "There is only more than an hour left tonight. After midnight, it will be tomorrow. I want to see how it rains in Gusha City in more than an hour."

"Then get ready to jump down from this corridor!" Liu Qingsong pretended to recite some incantations that he couldn't even understand, and then summoned a water ball out of thin air.

After the water ball is summoned.

It was entangled with two water dragons and sent into the night sky.

The bearded man, Lei Zhengxing and everyone else present widened their eyes in confusion when they saw this scene.

But Liu Qingsong did not interfere too much, nor was he afraid of anything happening. After all, he was now an old Taoist priest, and it was normal for him to use Taoist magic to call the wind and rain and summon water dragons.

After the water ball was sent into the night sky, it disappeared into a black cloud.

But the black cloud was growing at a speed visible to the naked eye. In just less than three to five minutes, it enveloped the entire Gusha City, and lightning appeared in the black cloud.

There was a loud rumbling sound.

There was a patter of rain in the night sky.

After the bearded man came to his senses, he shouted angrily: "You are obviously cheating, I don't accept it, I don't accept it!"

"Hmph! It's too late to complain now." Deadpool sneered.

Leaders such as Lei Zhengxing became excited and realized that the old Taoist priest in front of them was not an ordinary person, but a master of Taoism.

Seeing that the bearded man was about to run away, Lei Zhengxing quickly signaled to his men to keep him, and then respectfully walked to the side of the old Taoist priest: "It has been a long time since Gusha City has had a heavy rain. This time, you have to make the rain heavier and longer, so that the people affected by the disaster have a way to survive!"

"I'll try my best!" Liu Qingsong stroked his beard and replied, "But before that, go get me 500 rain bombs. Also... I want to personally watch the foreigners who laugh at me jump off this corridor."

Bearded man: "..."

"Okay! Okay!" Lei Zhengxing turned around and walked towards the bearded man.

Deadpool followed behind.

"What do you want to do?" The bearded man wanted to cry but had no tears. He was also extremely scared. "I'll call you right now to send you 500 rain bombs. I just beg you not to make me jump off the corridor."

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(End of this chapter)