Era: My backyard is the garbage dump of the universe

Chapter 484: No Uncle Does It Well
How could the middle-aged man know so much? When he saw that Ye Qubing was already a martial artist at such a young age, he was shocked and became serious.

Ye Qubing did not underestimate the middle-aged man and he got ready to fight with all his strength.

After the two men looked at each other for a few seconds, the middle-aged man took the first step, squatting down and kicking hard.

After forcing Ye Qubing to jump up and dodge, he rushed forward directly.

This collision was his trump card, and at least dozens of people suffered as a result.

However, this time he did not get any advantage from Ye Qubing. When he crashed into him, Ye Qubing used his force to pull him to the ground.

That's right.

Just fall to the ground.

There was a dull thud, and the middle-aged man was knocked unconscious.

I also discovered that Ye Qubing was very good at Tai Chi.

He wanted to fight again, but he stumbled and fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

"Dad..." Seeing this, the big-nosed boy rushed over crying.

Seeing this, Ye Qubing scratched his head in embarrassment: "Oh! I used too much force. Sorry! I didn't mean it."

Big nose boy: "..."

Onlookers: "..."

After the middle-aged man recovered, he even struggled to get up in order to avoid being laughed at by passers-by: "Who is your master, kid? How come your Tai Chi is so powerful?"

"Chen Liqing." Ye Qubing did not hide it.

But he knew that his master was not that great at all, and what was great was the level-breaking games in Wild Boar Ridge.

If it weren't for the level-breaking game, his understanding and attainments in Tai Chi would never have reached the current level.

"Chen... Chen Liqing?" The middle-aged man's eyes widened, and then he awkwardly clasped his fists towards Ye Qubing and said, "So you are Chen Liqing's disciple. I accept defeat sincerely and apologize for my son's ignorance."

"Son, let's go." When the middle-aged man saw Principal Ma coming, he ran away in shame.

"What happened just now?" Principal Ma, also known as Teacher Ma, looked at the middle-aged man who ran away and couldn't help but ask Ma Jianguo.

"Grandpa, Zhong Dabao wrongly accused me of breaking the glass in his house." After pursing his lips, Ma Jianguo cried and told him everything that had just happened.

Children such as Xiao Nuomi, Xiao Taoqi, Yaomei, Wang Ba, Pangdun and others also added a few words from time to time.

Teacher Ma listened quietly. After he understood, he did not feel sorry for Ma Jianguo, but looked at Ye Qubing in surprise: "Is your master really the Tai Chi master Chen Liqing?"

"Yes." Ye Qubing confirmed.

"You are amazing." Teacher Ma gave Ye Qubing a thumbs up and said, "Let's go to school and talk! This is not the place to talk."

"Yeah." Ye Qubing nodded.

After getting popcorn with other children, they all rushed to the gate of Dongwanhe Primary School.

"Slow down." Teacher Ma shouted when he saw this scene, but the children didn't listen to him at all, even his grandson Ma Jianguo ignored him. He had no choice but to catch up quickly.

Soon, the group arrived at the office in the teaching building.

There were only two female teachers working in the office. Although it was not bright and clean, it was spacious overall, which was incomparable to some rural township-run schools.

Teacher Ma saw that the children were very interested in the picture books piled in the corner, and immediately said with a smile: "Little rascal, do you like it here?"

"I don't like it." The little rascal replied without even raising his head.

"Why?" Teacher Ma was puzzled.

He clearly can't put the picture book down, but he says he doesn't like it. This little rascal is a bit dishonest!

"Because the teacher made me stand in the office several times as punishment." The little rascal answered truthfully.

In other words, she hated the office, and there was nothing specific about it.

"Hahaha... So that's how it is!" Teacher Ma couldn't help laughing after understanding what she said. She also thought that the little naughty girl was a little cute: "You were punished to stand because of the poor quality of the teacher. As long as you come to Dongwanhe to study, I promise that you will not be punished to stand."

"I don't believe it." The little rascal glanced at Teacher Ma and said, "Your teachers all love to lie."

"Yes! My grandfather likes to lie to me." Ma Jianguo, who was eating popcorn, echoed.

"You stinky boy!" Teacher Ma was anxious when he heard this: "When did I lie to you?"

"You said you would take me to the zoo, but it's been a year and you haven't taken me there. Are you lying to me?" Ma Jianguo asked back.

"This..." Teacher Ma was embarrassed and couldn't answer.

This brat, how come he has become so ungrateful in just a few hours?
If this goes on, his plan to keep Xiao Taoqi in Dongwanhe Primary School will probably not succeed at all.

"And... Grandpa, you always take away the red envelopes you gave me during the Chinese New Year, and said you would buy me delicious food when school starts. But when I asked you about it, you pushed it off to tomorrow, and then to the day after tomorrow. Are you lying to me?" Ma Jianguo asked again seriously.

"My grandpa is the same." Little Prank agreed.

"My mother also likes to receive red envelopes from me, but she won't give any more to me after she receives them." Wang Ba also said.

"Mommy does the same." Little Nuomi raised his little hand.

Teacher Ma: “…”

The two female teachers in the office couldn't help laughing when they saw Teacher Ma's embarrassment. The female teacher with short hair laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

"Ahem..." Teacher Ma coughed lightly.

Seeing this, the two female teachers quickly held back their laughter, then looked at each other, took out a set of test papers and walked towards the little rascal.

As she approached, the short-haired female teacher squatted down and asked, "Little rascal, how are your grades in school?"

"Very good, I always get 100 points in every exam." The little rascal replied proudly.

"I don't believe it." The short-haired female teacher laughed: "You must be bragging."

"I'm not bragging! The teachers all praise me for being so good." The naughty boy corrected seriously.

"Yes, the little rascal got five little red flowers this year." Wang Ba agreed.

"We are so envious." Jin Yutou couldn't help but say something.

"Oh? Do you dare to accept the teacher's test?" The short-haired female teacher took the test paper and handed it to the little rascal: "This is a comprehensive math test for first and second graders. If you can do it, it proves that you are really good."

"Don't worry, your work won't be in vain. As long as you can get 70 points, you can choose any picture book in the office." Another round-faced female teacher followed up.

"Really?" The little naughty boy's eyes lit up.

She likes reading picture books the most. If she can pick any picture book in the office, then her trip to school will not be in vain.

"Really." The round-faced female teacher confirmed.

"Come, I'll give you a pen and a draft. You only have forty minutes! When you're done, we'll go to the cafeteria to eat." The short-haired female teacher reminded him, then brought a stool for the naughty boy.

The naughty boy hesitated for a moment, took the pen and draft, and sat at the desk to do the test paper seriously.

The two female teachers watched quietly at the side. Seeing that the other children did not come forward to help, they looked at each other and walked towards Teacher Ma's position.

"Are the test papers you two gave to the naughty boy really from the first to second grade?" Teacher Ma couldn't help but ask in a low voice when the two female teachers approached.

"No." The short-haired female teacher replied.

"According to your request, we have given Little Naughty a comprehensive test paper for fifth graders to do." The round-faced female teacher glanced at Little Naughty not far away and said, "I'm sure Little Naughty won't even get 30 points."

"That's good, that's good." Teacher Ma breathed a sigh of relief and a smile appeared on his face.

For him, as long as Xiao Taoqi did not do well in the exam, he would have an excuse to send Xiao Taoqi to Dongwanhe Primary School, and he could also give an explanation to Bai Yuzhen.

After all, test scores are the best way to measure a school. Little Taoqi's grades are not good, so he naturally has no right to stay in the Guishushan School of Huaishu Production Team to study.

However, before twenty minutes had passed, the little rascal came running over with the test paper: "Grandpa Ma, did you make a mistake on this question? I can't figure it out no matter how hard I try."

“Hahaha… if you can’t figure it out, just leave it alone and do other questions first.” Teacher Ma laughed when he heard that.

"But...but I have finished all the other questions!" The little rascal handed the test paper to Teacher Ma: "If you don't believe me, take a look."

"Really?" Teacher Ma's smile froze on her face, and she took the test paper. The two female teachers also came over, with doubts in their eyes.

Obviously, they didn't believe that the little rascal could finish the test in such a short time.

But as they watched, the puzzled look in their eyes disappeared, replaced by surprise, and finally the surprise turned into astonishment:
"Little rascal, did you really make this test paper?"

"You're not cheating, are you?"

For them, it would be impossible to complete the task in twenty minutes without cheating, and get all the answers correct.

"Do I need to cheat on such a simple test?" The little rascal raised his little head, his big eyes full of anger: "If you don't want to give me the comic book, just say so, don't bully me."

"We didn't get close to the little rascal, so she couldn't cheat even if she wanted to!" The youngest sister couldn't help but stand up and say something fair.

"That's right, you are all in the office, so don't talk nonsense." Fatty echoed.

"Grandpa, if you continue to cheat, I will ignore you from now on." Ma Jianguo was also angry.

"I'm not cheating." Teacher Ma didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard that. He took Little Naughty to the corner where the comic books were piled up and said, "You choose! As long as you like them, you can take them all."

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"But before you take the comic book, you have to answer a few questions from grandpa."

"Grandpa asks!" The little rascal became happy.

The other children were also smiling.

"The first question is, you are only in the first grade now, right?" Teacher Ma asked.

The two female teachers pricked up their ears.

"No, I'm in the second grade." The little rascal corrected.

She is in the same class with Yaomei, Pangdun, Xiaotaoqi and Jin Yutou, and will be in the second grade in the second half of this year.

"Then do you know what grade the test you just took was for?" Teacher Ma asked the biggest question in his mind.

"I don't know." Little Naughty shook his head: "I just know it's too simple, not even as easy as the games I play... The questions I do in school are difficult."

The reason why he suddenly changed his words.

It is obvious that they don't want to expose the level-breaking game in Wild Boar Ridge.

Teacher Ma naturally did not doubt it. He looked at the little rascal in surprise and said, "Are you sure the questions just now are not as difficult as those in your school?"

"Of course I'm sure of that." Little Naughty replied without hesitation.

"Okay!" Teacher Ma smiled bitterly, not knowing what to say.

A second-grade student can solve fifth-grade problems, and he didn't get a single one wrong. Such academic performance cannot be achieved by Dongwanhe Primary School, and it would be difficult to find a few such students even in other small schools in the country.

And Bai Yuzhen actually wanted to let Xiao Taoqi transfer to another school. What was she thinking?
"Grandpa, have you finished asking questions?" The naughty boy couldn't help but urge when he saw this.

"That's all." Teacher Ma nodded.

"Hehe...then I'll get the picture books." Little Prank said, and took Xiao Nuomi, Yaomei, Pandun and other children to move all the picture books in the corner to the desk.

Then they tied him up with a rope, hugged each other and walked out of the office, talking and laughing.

"No...don't you want to keep a few books?" Teacher Ma became anxious when seeing this scene.

"No, I like all these picture books." The little rascal replied with a smile.

For fear that Teacher Ma would go back on his word, he quickly ran away with the other children on his short legs.

Teacher Ma covered his forehead with his hands. Only then did he realize that he had lost both the wife and the army today.

However, he was not angry about losing nearly a hundred picture books. Instead, he felt happy.

After all, his family also lives in a government compound. If this little rascal can be so powerful, then he should also benefit from it.

Thinking of this, Teacher Ma came to his senses and chased after them: "Don't leave in such a hurry! The cafeteria has made delicious braised pork and steamed meat buns today!"

"Why don't you eat before you leave?"

When they heard about meat buns and braised pork, Xiao Nuomi, Xiao Taoqi, Yaomei, Wang Ba and Jin Yutou were all hungry.

After looking at each other, they quickly changed their route and ran towards the cafeteria under the leadership of Ma Jianguo.

Teacher Ma breathed a sigh of relief, and after following the children into the cafeteria, he asked Lao Liu to personally serve the steamed meat buns, as well as more than a dozen dishes including braised pork, boiled fish, stir-fried chicken, etc.

"Wow! So many dishes." Little Nuomi couldn't help biting his index finger when looking at the braised pork. Then he climbed onto the bench, picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of braised pork and put it into his little mouth.

Little Taoqi, Yaomei, Wang Ba and other children did not say politely and all sat around the dining table.

However, the next second, Xiao Nuomi, who was eating the braised pork, frowned: "Huh? The meat tastes weird, not as good as the one made by uncle."

"Really?" The little rascal quickly picked up a piece of braised pork and tasted it, then chewed it a few times and spit it out: "Too much MSG, and it's hard to chew. It can't be compared with the braised pork made by my brother."

"No..." Old Liu at the side said anxiously: "Your teeth are not good, right? How is it possible that you can't chew it?"

"Then you try it." Little Prank picked up a piece of braised pork and handed it to Lao Liu's mouth.

“Try it then.” Old Liu ate the braised pork in one bite with a gloomy face.

I thought the braised pork he cooked was fat but not greasy, soft and delicious, but who would have thought that he couldn't chew the braised pork in his mouth even after chewing it hard for a few times.

"How could this happen?" Old Liu was dumbfounded.

"How could you not know what's wrong with the braised pork you made yourself?" Teacher Ma frowned and tasted a piece of the braised pork. When he found that what Little Naughty and Little Nuomi said was true, he was furious: "Old Liu, I asked you to come and cook in person, and you cook like this?"

"No... I... I... Principal, please listen to my explanation. There must be some misunderstanding here. Can you give me a few minutes so I can go to the kitchen and ask carefully?" Old Liu was frightened by Teacher Ma's tone, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. "This braised pork is definitely not made by me today. It must have been swapped."

"Do you think I will believe that? The cafeteria is closed today, and there is no one else here. Who would come to switch the baby?" Teacher Ma glared at Lao Liu and said, "If you still want to work in the cafeteria, behave yourself. Otherwise, you don't have to come to work after the National Day."

"Principal, I really didn't lie. Today...Today, in order to cook the food quickly, I brought my two apprentices here." Old Liu said as he ran to the kitchen anxiously: "Xiao Zhao, Heizi! What are you two doing? Come out quickly."

As soon as he finished speaking, two young men, one tall and one short, walked out of the kitchen hesitantly.

Principal Ma knew these two young men. The tall one was Xiao Zhao, and the shorter one with darker skin was Heizi. After being called out by Old Liu, both of them looked a little panicked.

Seeing this, Teacher Ma couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Did you two switch the braised pork made by your master?"

Xiao Zhao and Heizi did not answer, but lowered their heads nervously.

"Say it!"

Teacher Ma shouted angrily.

His original intention was to use the opportunity of eating in the cafeteria of Dongwanhe Primary School to let Xiao Taoqi, Xiao Nuomi, Yaomei, Wang Ba, Pangdun and other children know the advantages of schools in big cities. However, he never expected that such a strange thing would happen in the end, which really made him lose face.

"Hurry up and speak!" Old Liu couldn't help but urge.

The other children, including Xiao Taoqi, also looked over.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Heizi could only stammer and reply, "The braised pork was... swapped between Zhao Nan and me, and it's still in the cupboard. How about I bring it out now?"

Zhao Nan, I’m talking about Xiao Zhao.

"Fuck you, why are you doing this? Don't I usually allow you to eat meat with Zhao Nan?" Old Liu roared.

Teacher Ma’s face also darkened.

"No...no." Heizi was almost crying after being yelled at.

"If not, why are you doing this?" Old Liu gritted his teeth in hatred.

If Principal Ma hadn't been there, he would have wanted to directly pick on Heizi and Zhao Nan.

"I...we heard that all the people coming to eat this time were kids from the countryside, and we thought they had never eaten authentic braised pork, so...we...swapped the leftover braised pork from the day before yesterday with the braised pork made by you, Master." Heizi replied stutteringly.

"That's right." Zhao Nan agreed in a low voice.

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(End of this chapter)