I am not a good person after my rebirth
Chapter 145 Yang Wenbo, come over here and get slapped
Chapter 145 Yang Wenbo, come over here and get slapped
Ren Qingyan, who was very angry with Chen Yu, climbed onto the bed angrily, opened the Penguin app on her phone, and sent a friend request to Yang Wenbo.
In the men's dormitory 407, Yang Wenbo, who was hesitating whether to actively add Ren Qingyan as a penguin, was suddenly favored by the goddess and was so excited that he almost jumped up from the stool.
Holding the phone in hand, he came to Chen Qingshan and pretended to ask for advice: "Chen Qingshan, Ren Qingyan added me on Penguin. What should I do next? Should I accept her directly or leave her alone? Will it make me look too impatient if I accept her directly? Chen Qingshan, you are good at chatting with girls, can you give me some advice?"
Oh! Brother Wenbo, don't jump. If you jump again, I will go to Jiacheng and hug your mother too, believe it or not.
Don't use the little roommate friendship you have left from your previous life to challenge my good temper.
Please stop showing off that is about to overflow from your big face.
Chen Qingshan finally felt guilty and told the truth: "My suggestion is to block him directly. Yang Wenbo, if he gets involved with Ren Qingyan, he is doomed to have a bad ending."
Yang Wenbo did not respond, but happily returned to his seat holding his phone. His goal had been achieved.
Good words don't dissuade the damn devil.
Chen Qingshan has a clear conscience.
Yang Wenbo, you have completely destroyed the little kindness I have left.
Yang Wenbo returned to his seat, but felt that he did not have enough privacy, so he climbed onto his bed, leaned against the headboard, and accepted Ren Qingyan's friend request with a solemn look on his face.
But in the next second, a sentence sent by Ren Qingyan instantly changed his expression.
[Yang Wenbo. Do you know why Chen Qingshan went to find Chen Yu just now? ]
Add my penguin? Are you asking me about Chen Qingshan?
But at least Ren Qingyan called him Yang Wenbo at the beginning, which gave him a sense of participation.
Yang Wenbo's scowl only lasted three seconds, and he immediately typed back, "Chen Qingshan went to borrow a sanitary napkin from Chen Yu."
Ren Qingyan replied with a big “?”
Yang Wenbo smiled and sold out all of Chen Qingshan's wealth.
"Ren Qingyan. Just now Chen Qingshan came back to the dormitory and suggested to us that we put a sanitary napkin in our shoes, so that we won't be so tired when standing at attention and marching tomorrow."
Ren Qingyan on the bed looked disdainful: [Is Chen Qingshan a pervert? ]
Yang Wenbo echoed, "I think so too. Pure pervert. And he actually borrowed it from Chen Yu, and now he's putting it in his shoes."
Yang Wenbo secretly took a photo of Chen Qingshan bending over to pad his shoes from the bed and sent it to Ren Qingyan.
In order to talk to Ren Qingyan, Yang Wenbo tried every possible means.
Ren Qingyan didn't expect Chen Qingshan to actually do such a thing, and she kept calling him a pervert.
Yang Wenbo barked loudly as if he was picking up a bone dropped by his master.
Ren Qingyan naturally knew all about Yang Wenbo's little thoughts about her.
According to convention, Ren Qingyan would treat him coldly, as this kind of dog was not even qualified to lick her. But at this moment, Yang Wenbo had his value because he was Chen Qingshan's roommate.
From then on, Yang Wenbo became a tool for Ren Qingyan to monitor Chen Qingshan.
Ren Qingyan said "I'm going to take a shower" and ended the conversation with Yang Wenbo.
Yang Wenbo was still holding his phone and laughing, as if he had foreseen the future of the two of them with children and grandchildren.
……
the next day.
Women's Bedroom 503.
Chen Yu opened two slices of bread and stuffed them into his little white shoes.
Although the method introduced by Chen Qingshan was a bit absurd, she chose to believe Chen Qingshan.
Moreover, if Chen Qingshan was the only one wearing this, he would be very conspicuous if he was discovered. If I were to wear it with him, he would be embarrassed and I would be embarrassed, but at least I would have someone to rely on.
Chen Yu's strange behavior aroused Qian Jia's curiosity, and she couldn't help asking, "Chen Yu, why are you stuffing sanitary napkins into your shoes?"
Chen Yu raised her head, blushing a little, but she did not hide it, and explained: "This is a little secret that Chen Qingshan told me. He said to put a sanitary napkin in your shoes. Standing at attention and marching will not be so tiring."
"Really?" Qian Jia looked eager to try.
Ren Qingyan couldn't help laughing when she heard Chen Yu's words, which were exactly the same as what Yang Wenbo had said. "I didn't expect Chen Qingshan to deceive even a fool. Chen Yu, you went downstairs yesterday to get sanitary napkins for Chen Qingshan, right?"
Chen Yu was surprised. "How did you know?"
Ren Qingyan snorted proudly, "I just know it."
After saying that, he walked out of the dormitory with the steps of a winner.
Before Chen Yu could figure out who leaked the news, Qian Jia had already come to him. Xiao Bai stretched out his hand and said, "Give me two pieces, and I'll take some too."
He doesn't even say he's borrowing, he just asks for it directly. This is Qian Jia.
Naturally, Chen Yu would not argue with Qian Jia about the two pieces of things and gave them to him generously.
Song Zhiwei, who was standing next to him, also hesitated for a while, then walked forward and said softly, "Chen Yu, can you lend me two slices? I haven't come yet, so I don't have any."
Song Zhiwei's body was very delicate. Her heels were rubbed raw yesterday. This morning, her calves were so sore that it felt like her legs were not hers. Her calves were shaking as she stepped on the ladder to get out of bed.
I am still worrying about how to get through today's military training.
After hearing Chen Yu's strange prescription, with the mentality of trying everything possible, he also reached out to Chen Yu.
But she was more shameless than Qian Jia, so she said she was borrowing it. She bought a pack at noon and returned it to Chen Yu.
Chen Yu smiled and stuffed two small slices of bread into Song Zhiwei's hands, saying, "Song Zhiwei, just use them. My aunt is leaving soon, so we can't use them all. We're roommates, so there's no need to be so polite."
"Thank you." Song Zhiwei thanked him.
The three girls started stuffing "small breads" into their shoes together.
Chen Yu was the first to put on the pads and try the feel of the shoes on his feet. He found them to be much softer, like an air cushion.
Looking at Song Zhiwei again, she was clumsy and couldn't stuff it in properly after spending a long time.
I was complaining in my heart about Song Zhiwei's lack of life skills. She did the same thing yesterday when she was washing clothes. She just soaked them in detergent, rinsed them with clean water, and was done.
I don’t know how you managed to get through three years of high school.
Although Chen Yu was sarcastic and mean to Ren Qingyan, it was Ren Qingyan who was the first to be humiliated. In fact, Chen Yu was a warm-hearted and impatient person.
Seeing Song Zhiwei's clumsy look, he walked over, took the shoes, and said, "Let me do it."
Song Zhiwei wanted to refuse out of pride, but Chen Yu had already snatched it away. When she tried to take it back, she was beaten up and scolded, "Don't get in the way."
Song Zhiwei's skin was really tender, and a layer of pink appeared on the back of her hand when Chen Yu gently patted it.
In a certain circle, this is simply the innate holy body.
After Chen Yu stuffed Song Zhiwei with the "small bread", he saw the pair of transparent black heart silk stockings that Song Zhiwei was wearing, frowned and said, "Don't you have cotton socks? Wear cotton socks, otherwise they will rub your heels."
"Ah? Did Chen Qingshan teach you this? I saw you were wearing boat socks yesterday, but you changed into cotton socks today."
Chen Yutao blushed and said "hmm". Being a teacher is really tiring. Chen Qingshan, when you were teaching me, were you also speechless and helpless?
……
By the time Chen Yu and the other two finished breakfast and arrived at the playground, the team had already started to line up.
The three of them quickly ran up and joined the team.
After instructor Zheng Peng called the roll, there were 35 people who should have been present, and 35 people actually were present.
After a moment of standing at attention, today's military training began.
As usual, we stand at a military posture. Yesterday was an appetizer, 30 minutes, today we will increase the workload and stand for 40 minutes first.
There was another miserable howl.
Zheng Peng frowned and scolded, "Whoever dares to scream again will be sentenced to 10 more minutes."
For a moment, there was complete silence, and everyone stood straight.
Zheng Peng's sharp eyes, like an eagle, hunted back and forth among the teams, and once he found any lazy students, he would immediately lock onto them.
The sun today is even hotter than yesterday.
Although everyone was standing with their backs to the sun, the scorching sun was pervasive, penetrating their military training jackets, piercing through their army green T-shirts, and directly burning the skin on their backs.
After a while, beads of sweat appeared on the back and the neck was wet.
Chen Qingshan, who was standing in military posture bored, was comparing the snow-white necks of Chen Yu and Song Zhiwei in front of him.
It is white, tender and delicious.
Chen Yu's cold white skin is whiter, but Song Zhiwei's is younger.
A thin layer of sweat hung on the two men's snow-white necks, slowly flowing down their snow-white skin to their backs.
Chen Qingshan was so excited when he saw it.
It’s not that Brother Qingshan couldn’t resist the temptation, it’s really these two fairies, even their snow-white necks are so beautiful.
I finally waited for the instructor to say "dismiss".
Several girls sat down directly. They couldn't take it anymore. If they continued practicing, they would die.
The roommates or classmates next to them worked in pairs to help them up and back to the shade of the trees.
Chen Yu, who was standing in front of Chen Qingshan, turned around excitedly after hearing the instructor's command to "disband". He said with a look of surprise, "Chen Qingshan, your method really works! Standing for 40 minutes today is easier than standing for 30 minutes yesterday."
It's just a trifle, not worth mentioning. Don't look at me like a little fangirl.
Song Zhiwei beside him also turned around, bowed slightly to Chen Qingshan, and thanked him sincerely: "Thank you, Chen Qingshan."
Hmm? Chen Qingshan looked puzzled.
Chen Yu explained: "Song Zhiwei also padded it. I did it for her personally."
"Yeah. You're the best." Chen Qingshan praised like he was coaxing a child.
Hehe. Chen Yu smiled happily, feeling very satisfied to be recognized by Chen Qingshan.
"But." Chen Yu frowned and changed the subject: "Chen Qingshan. Ren Qingyan suddenly mentioned to me this morning that you asked me for sanitary pads. I didn't mention it to her, and I don't know how she knew it."
One is that she guessed it. The other is that my "good" roommate leaked the secret.
Chen Qingshan glanced at Yang Wenbo who was not far away and was already chatting with Ren Qingyan.
Before Chen Qingshan could speak, counselor Li Jun came up to him.
He asked, "Chen Qingshan, are you tired? If you are, go and rest first. I'll buy some water and you can distribute it."
Chen Qingshan couldn't help but smile at Li Jun's eagerness to make him do something meritorious. This bit of tiredness was nothing, so he immediately went with Li Jun to buy some water.
The scene was exactly the same as yesterday. Zheng Minghui and Yang Wenbo took two bottles each.
Zheng Minghui still returned empty-handed.
Chen Qingshan joked, "Warrior, do you still dare to wield the sword against failure?"
Zheng Minghui said with high morale: "Fighting and losing repeatedly is cowardice, and fighting again and again after failure is courage."
Chen Qingshan applauded him and said, Zheng Minghui, you are going to be a success lecturer, what does Brother Xiao have to do with you?
After everyone had received their water, there were still two bottles left in their bags.
Chen Qingshan, holding a bottle in each hand, walked towards Chen Yu, who glanced at him from time to time.
The latter saw Chen Qingshan approaching her and quickly pressed her right hand on her lower abdomen.
Chen Qingshan sat down, unscrewed the bottle cap for Chen Yu and handed the water to him.
Chen Yu drank the water in small sips, glancing at the man out of the corner of her eye.
Until Chen Qingshan looked at the place where her hand was covering, and asked softly: "Does it still hurt?"
"Yeah." Chen Yu responded lightly.
"Put your hand over here." Chen Qingshan ordered.
Chen Yu obediently held out her snow-white and tender little hand to him, as white as snow and as tender as green onion.
The pinch with the thumb seemed heavy but was actually very light. Then Chen Qingshan gently kneaded her palm, not even sparing her slender finger bones.
Soft, numb, itchy and sour.
Chen Qingshan saw through his poor acting skills.
Chen Yu quickly turned his head away so as not to let Chen Qingshan see the embarrassment on his face. He was so embarrassed.
Next to her, Ren Qingyan saw Chen Qingshan grabbing Chen Yu's hand again, and she gritted her teeth in hatred and was furious.
He immediately stood up and walked towards Chen Qingshan.
The sudden standing up startled Yang Wenbo, who was trying hard to please him.
He watched Ren Qingyan walk in front of Chen Qingshan, then took out her cell phone and pointed the phone interface at Chen Qingshan's face.
Ren Qingyan said with disdain, "Chen Qingshan, look at what you have become now? Putting sanitary napkins in your shoes, aren't you ashamed?"
Ren Qingyan's ridicule made Chen Yu, who had turned his head away, turn around and take a look at the screen on his phone. It was a photo of Chen Qingshan squatting on the ground and stuffing bread into shoes. The scene was in the dormitory.
Was this secretly filmed by Chen Qingshan's roommate? Chen Yu was shocked and instantly understood why Ren Qingyan knew the details of her meeting with Chen Qingshan.
There's a mole!
Facing Ren Qingyan's ridicule and contempt, Chen Qingshan remained calm and composed.
The little idiot was just barking like a dog. If I could just respond to her, it would be like she found the picture.
But...this photo was taken of me, Ding Han!
Chen Qingshan reached out and clicked on the phone screen to shrink the photo. The chat history between Ren Qingyan and Yang Wenbo also popped up on the screen.
Ren Qingyan screamed "Ah" and quickly took back her phone.
It's useless, I see.
Chen Qingshan stood up and casually patted the weeds stuck to his butt.
He waved to Yang Wenbo next to him, bared his teeth, smiled brightly, and said in a gentle tone: "Yang Wenbo, come here."
Although Yang Wenbo had no idea what Chen Qingshan had seen, his deep-seated guilt towards Chen Qingshan made it difficult for him to move forward.
He stood there in a daze for a moment, too scared to move forward.
Until Chen Qingshan instantly put away the bright sunshine on his face, his face was as gloomy as water, his eyes were sinister, and he shouted angrily, "Yang Wenbo, I told you to get out of here."
This roar frightened Yang Wenbo so much that he trembled all over. It also attracted the attention of everyone present. They all looked at Chen Qingshan, not understanding what had happened.
Yang Wenbo took a difficult step forward, and then slowly walked in front of Chen Qingshan. His throat was dry as if it was clogged with cotton, but he still forced an awkward smile. Hesitantly, fearfully, he said in a trembling voice: "Chen... Chen Qingshan, what... what do you want from me?"
You still have the nerve to ask?
Chen Qingshan didn't say anything, but just swung his fist and slapped him in the face.
Snapped!
The slap was loud and crisp, and it was a shameless move.
After all, I have treated you too well on a daily basis, and you have even thought of me, Chen Qingshan, as a kind-hearted person.
I originally wanted to write 2000 words, but once I started writing, I couldn't stop. I felt uncomfortable if I didn't write this slap. Fortunately, I have a rest tomorrow. Good night, Makabaka
(End of this chapter)
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