I am already immortal, why should I ascend to become an immortal?

Chapter 242: Fairy Horse White Dragon and Hall Swallow; Conflict Breaks Out Between Qi and Chu

As Jin Chan left the tent, he saw Bai Longju with his mouth wide open biting Tang Qianyan's head.

The two nostrils on the horse's face kept spewing white air, its eyes were wide open and round, and its four strong legs were kicking back and forth, looking extremely angry. The people nearby were so scared that no one dared to step forward.

"Old White Hair, we have known each other for so many years, and you are still trying to trick me like this? Do you believe I can kill you and have a horse meat feast?"

Tang Qianyan, who was held in the horse's mouth, was not afraid at all. He clenched his left fist and punched Bai Longju's belly, and kicked the whip with his right foot. His ruthless look scared Zi'an so much that he shivered and subconsciously clamped his legs together.

"You are a bastard. You mate with wild horses. I am a white dragon colt, a fairy horse bred by heaven and earth!"

I don’t know if I heard it wrong.

Jin Chan actually heard human voices on a horse.

Moreover, the voice and tone of his speech were just like that of an old man having fun in the willow alley - a little frivolous, a little disgusting, and a little pretentious, which made people feel numb all over.

Shake your head and rub your ears.

Jin Chan listened carefully again.

"Old White Hair, let me go, or I'll kick that thing of yours into pieces and use it to soak in wine!"

"Lin Yao, you little jerk, how come you haven't died in over a thousand years?"

"Even if you die, I won't die."

"I am an immortal, I live as long as the heaven and earth, and as old as the sun and the moon. Even if you exterminate my race, I am still alive!"

Confirmed, Jin Chan is sure that this horse can talk, and seems to have a very bad temper.

However, it seems that only Jin Chan and Tang Qianyan can hear it talking, but no one else can.

"Brother Jin, take care of this beast of yours. It's about to rebel!"

After hearing what Tang Qianyan said, Bai Longju glanced sideways and found that Jin Chan was standing not far away. He was so scared that he opened his mouth instantly and started making faces.

"Today is really a hell, I actually saw what is called 'flattery' on a horse's face!"

At this moment, Bai Longju, like the old eunuchs serving in the Afang Palace, had a look of flattery between his brows.

Although he didn't know what was going on, Jin Chan still waved his hand, signaling everyone to retreat.

After the surroundings became quiet.

Jin Chan first pulled out the fish belly, then asked, "What's going on?"

Looking at the sword that had pierced his head, Bai Longju subconsciously took a few steps back.

"This old white-haired man was the mount of 'Brother Jin' from the Bronze Palace. I haven't seen him since the battle that day."

"Damn it, I thought you were dead for all these years, but it turns out you really became a beast."

The more Tang Qianyan thought about it, the angrier he became. The more he spoke, the angrier he became. In a rage, he kicked the horse hard on the buttocks.

It turned out that Tang Qianyan had known this white dragon colt as early as when he was still the first emperor Lin Yao.

This white dragon colt, like the "Golden Cicada", comes from the Heavenly Palace. According to it itself, it is an immortal born from heaven and earth. Although the credibility of this statement is debatable, this guy is indeed very capable.

Once upon a time, when the Central Plains was still the Central Wilderness, a man, a fairy, and a horse often drank and ate meat together. Although they quarreled a lot, they lived a happy life.

Until that day, "Golden Cicada" went to the battlefield alone, used his flesh and blood as a door and his skeleton as a lock to seal the Jiufang Heavenly Palace, and the White Dragon Horse disappeared.

At first, Tang Qianyan thought that Bai Longju had died in the battle.

It was not until some time ago that Lu Buwei mentioned that there was a magical horse that looked somewhat familiar.

In his joy, Tangqianyan thought he had met an old friend, or an old horse.

But who would have thought that after seeing it, Lu Buwei's divine horse looked very different from his old friend.

Not only is it much smaller in size, but it also looks cheap everywhere.

After careful analysis, Tang Qianyan was certain that these might be the offspring of his old friend who spent a night with a beautiful mare from the Western Regions before his death.

I had thought that taking good care of him would be considered as fulfilling my duty as an elder.

But who would have thought that this white dragon colt was the old white-haired horse from that year.

"If you, old white-haired man, hadn't revealed your flaws, I might not have discovered it."

In a rage, Tang Qianyan kicked a few more times.

"Lin Yao, that's enough. The boss died in the battle, and my bones and muscles were drained clean by those guys. Otherwise, I wouldn't be like this!"

Bai Longju roared angrily, recalling the countless times he had woken up from his dreams over the past thousand years.

"The muscles and bones were pulled out?"

Hearing this, Tang Qianyan's face instantly showed a trace of sadness.

"Humph, you didn't participate in that war, so what do you know?"

"The boss's skin was used to make clothes, and his bones were used to make tools. His flesh was peeled off piece by piece, and his blood was sucked out drop by drop. Then, he was made into a pool of wine and a forest of meat by those bastards in the Jiufang Heavenly Palace. Even if his body was reshaped, it couldn't withstand the demands of the immortals. In the end, he could only spread out his flesh and bones to turn into door locks to seal the Heavenly Palace."

"I can't understand it. I can't understand it. Why would you want to be a fairy when you can do this?"

Bai Longju became angrier and angrier as he spoke, and he became more and more annoyed looking at Tang Qianyan's face, so he simply raised his two front hooves and stomped heavily on the other's face.

Kicked it dozens of meters away.

"Boy, you are not him. I am not afraid of you. Put away your little knife. Otherwise, I will get angry and kick you to the ends of the earth."

Gathering courage, Bailongju's nose emitted streams of white air, and his right front leg kept paddling the ground in protest.

"Brother Jin, don't listen to the old white-haired guy's bragging. His current strength is only one hundredth of what it is now. He doesn't have any special abilities other than running fast."

Yan in front of the hall was walking towards them from a distance, covering her face.

"If it weren't for the way you peed last night that suddenly made me feel familiar, I would have really been fooled by you. Tell me, what do you want to do?"

"Nothing, just waiting for the Heavenly Palace to reopen, then going back to admit my mistakes and become a fairy horse again, and living happily for ten thousand years."

The white dragon colt sat on the ground with its hind legs crossed and raised, one front hoof supporting its face and speaking proudly, it looked exactly like a human.

"Bullshit, I will wipe them all out in this Heavenly Palace sooner or later!"

Upon hearing Bai Longju's words, Tang Qianyan instantly became angry and picked up the horsewhip as if to whip him.

"Just you? Haha!"

Contempt, ridicule, and such perfunctory attitude made Tang Qianyan so angry that he really wanted to whip him a few times.

However, he also knew that Bai Longju still held a grudge against "Golden Cicada" for his death, and the source of this resentment was him and tens of millions of ordinary people in the world.

"I'm thirsty, does Brother Jin have any wine?"

Seeing Tang Qianyan's look, Jin Chan smiled knowingly and pointed to the tent behind him.

Not a moment.

Tang Qianyan brought three jars of good wine, and gave one to Jin Chan, one to himself, and threw one to Bai Longju in the distance.

"Old White Hair, do you dare to drink it if it's poisoned?"

"Bah, I am immune to all poisons, there is nothing I dare not do."

After saying that, Bai Longju stuck his long horse mouth into the wine jar and started drinking it up with gulps.

In this way, the two men and the horse sat on the ground and drank, just like they had done thousands of years ago.

"Old White Hair, do you really want to admit your mistake and go back?"

After three rounds of drinking, except for Jin Chan, Tang Qianyan and Bai Longju all had blushes on their faces.

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"Go back? Even if I have to go back, I will first avenge my boss and kill all those bastards. Then I will sit alone in the Heavenly Palace and look down at you ants from the sky."

He first let out a long burp, then Bailongju raised his head, stared at the sky and shouted.

After hearing this, Tang Qianyan's mouth corners unconsciously rose.

Sure enough, what this guy just said was all said in anger.

Although this man and this horse have been bickering for thousands of years, they have long regarded each other as close friends in their hearts. Tang Qianyan has changed several bodies over the years and discarded countless memories.

But for the scenes of those years, even if it was just the ordinary scene of sitting on the top of a mountain looking at the sunset, with a man, a fairy, and a horse drinking silently, I have not given up even a little bit.

The same was true for Bailongju. After his muscles and bones were extracted by Jiufang Tiangong, he fell into the Western Regions and almost died.

He lived a miserable life, spending five hundred years building his tendons and another five hundred years growing his bones. It was only a few years ago that he recovered some of his supernatural powers and was brought back to the Central Plains by Lu Buwei.

Bendu was prepared to fight his way back to the Heavenly Palace alone.

But who could have expected that I would see two familiar faces a few days ago.

But in Bai Longju's cognition, Tangqianyan, as a human being, should have turned into a pile of dust long ago, and Jinchan had died many years ago because of sealing the Jiufang Heavenly Palace.

Therefore, it did not dare to expose itself at the beginning, until last night when it deliberately revealed its flaws to test whether Tang Qianyan was still the same Lin Yao from that year.

However, even though they tried it out, their tsundere personalities still caused the two of them to quarrel until now.

The atmosphere was silent for a long time.

Tang Qianyan suddenly fell to the ground with his arms and legs spread out. He was so drunk that he felt extremely relaxed. He covered his eyes with one arm, his voice a little choked.

"Just stay alive!"

"Well, you too."

Bai Longju turned sideways and replied softly.

The night breeze caresses the sky and the stars shine, the scene seems just like the past.

"How did things go?"

Seeing that the two guys in front of him had almost finished drinking, Jin Chan started to ask the main question.

"If I personally take action, is there anything I can't accomplish?"

Tang Qianyan sat up and took out a piece of brown silk embroidered with a flying tiger and the word "Chu" from his arms.

"The King of Chu agreed. As long as we release the people and guarantee Xiang Yu's survival, he will give Denglou and the three cities of Lin, Le, and Liang to Qin."

When he spread out the King of Chu's royal summons, he saw that what was written on it was exactly the same as what Yan had said in the hall, and it was also stamped with the royal seal.

"Okay, don't go to the frontline these few days to avoid being seen by Xiang Yu. I will also block the news of your return from spreading outside. Just treat this summons from the king as one that was given to me seven days later."

Jin Chan smiled slightly, then took King Chu Wang Zhao into his arms.

Under normal circumstances, for Tangqianyan to return to Hangu Pass from the capital of Chu, even a thousand-mile horse would have to run non-stop for about seven days.

Since the Qi and Chu armies are to be allowed to kill each other, this royal summons cannot be produced now.

"Lin Yao, what's going on with this guy?"

The white dragon colt lying on the ground suddenly turned around, stretched out its front hoof, pointed at the golden cicada and asked with a drunken look on its face.

"I was confused back then. I used a drop of blood, a piece of bone, and the secret technique of the Jiufang Heavenly Palace to try to make Brother Jin enter reincarnation and revive again. Alas!"

Tang Qianyan glanced at Jin Chan and then sighed.

"Reincarnation? You? Those old bastards in the underworld have been trying to figure out something for countless years and you, a mere mortal, want to figure it out. You really overestimate your abilities."

Bai Longju said something disdainful, then stood up from the ground.

"I'm hungry, go eat something!"

Say it.

The white dragon colt neighed to the sky, then spread its four legs and ran towards the mountains at an extremely fast speed.

"Doesn't it just need to drink water? Why does it need to eat?"

According to what Lu Buwei said that day, the White Dragon Colt should only need to drink water.

"Eat, of course! This old white-haired guy has a big appetite. He used to feed on rare birds and beasts, exotic flowers and plants."

Yan in front of the hall curled her lips.

During the years in Lu Buwei's mansion, Bai Longju never engaged in worldly affairs in front of others, and acted like a auspicious beast.

But every once in a while, when it was late at night and everyone was asleep, it would sneak out to look for food.

Even the various "collections" that Lu Buwei brought back from all over the world were not spared.

"What a strange beast!"

After listening to this, Jin Chan muttered to himself.

Inside Hangu Pass at this time.

Thanks to the one million rations provided by Jin Chan, the soldiers of Chu and Qi were able to survive from the brink of starvation.

Although the thick porridge turned into clear soup after being divided equally among two million people, it was still satisfying for them as they had not eaten much in the past few days.

The first day after the armistice.

It's not noon yet.

The two generals from Qi and Chu came to Jin Chan's camp to ask for food for the day.

Jin Chan was straightforward. He didn't even mention peace talks. He took out enough food for 800,000 people to eat and gave it to the Chu generals.

Although it is much less than yesterday, it is good to have stuttering.

The two of them didn't say much. After thanking Jin Chan, they returned to the interior with the food and fodder.

the next day.

The food and fodder supply increased from 800,000 people to 600,000 people.

This time.

Unlike yesterday, the generals sent by Chu and Qi had some complaints and asked Jin Chan to give them more.

However, Li Xin evaded the question with a reply, "The food supplies are limited, and we don't even have enough to eat!"

After returning to the interior with food and grass.

Because from the beginning to the end, these grains and fodder were handed over to the Chu people.

So when distributing food, the Chu general intentionally gave more to his own people.

At the beginning.

The people of Qi were not in a position to say much. After all, the conditions for peace talks with Qin were obtained in exchange for three cities of Chu and the Central Plains' best soldiers.

So the people of Qi could only watch helplessly as the Chu army, which had only 800,000 soldiers, took away 300,000 portions of food.

But on the third day.

Looking at the 400,000 rations, the Chu army waved their hands and was about to take away 300,000 rations. The hungry Qi army could no longer bear it.

As a result, a small-scale fight broke out between the Qi and Chu armies in front of the food and fodder, resulting in about a thousand casualties.

It was not until Xiang Yu stepped forward and redistributed the food and fodder fairly that the two armies stopped.

"General Xiang, Jin Chan is forcing us to surrender again. You should make a decision as soon as possible, otherwise there will be chaos inside the pass."

Zhongli Mei persuaded anxiously.

"I tied the secret letter to the falcon, and have sent several back to the court in the past few days. If the King of Chu agrees to the conditions proposed by Jin Chan, I will go to negotiate."

Standing on the gate tower of Hangu Pass, Xiang Yu looked towards the direction of the capital of Chu State, and the pair of sword-like eyebrows on his forehead became more and more furrowed.

At this time in the Qin army camp.

Tangqian Yan and Mu Xuanzi came back from outside, each carrying a falcon.

"Boss is indeed very good at predicting things. This should be the sixth one Xiang Yu sent out!"

Tang Qianyan pulled off the secret letter tied to the bird's leg and handed it to Jin Chan.

(End of this chapter)