I am already immortal, why should I ascend to become an immortal?

Chapter 75 Dinner on the Plate

"have eaten?"

Although I can't see clearly what is happening inside Buddhism.

But this sound is exactly the same as the sound made by ordinary people when eating.

Chewing, swallowing, and teeth grinding.
Jin Chan stood there in a daze, and at this moment he had only one thought in his mind: "Is the guy in this door really a Buddha?"

It didn't take long.

As the last swallowing sound ended, there was no movement inside.

Te~~~~
Sudden.

A piece of incomplete, fist-sized white meat covered with teeth marks and stained with foul-smelling yellow phlegm was spat out from the crack in the door.

Fell in front of Jin Chan.

And inside the door.

After taking another look at Jin Chan, he quickly hid in the darkness.

Two large hands held onto the door frame, tightly closing the huge Buddhist door.

After the Buddhist sect was closed.

The light circle gradually dissipated, and the end of the Heavenly Road suddenly became empty, like a broken road.

"How could this happen? Is it because I am not devout enough?"

The fist-sized piece of white flesh screamed to the sky.

The entire Xiaoxitian was filled with cries of grievance.

"It's still the same, nothing has changed, nothing has changed"

"All sentient beings have Buddha nature. Those who have Buddha nature can all become Buddhas. Lies, these are all lies. I kneel down devoutly, offer incense, and gather the three bodies together, but in the end, it's all in vain! All in vain!"

"I'm not willing to accept this, I really am not willing to accept this"

The white meat at the end of the heavenly road crawled forward towards the direction of the Buddhist sect that had disappeared.

But the vagueness of nothingness and the sting of despair made the white flesh crawl slower and slower.

It didn't stop until it reached the edge of the last step of the ladder.

And the golden cicada on the other side.

He just gently placed Li Yingtai, who was naked and whose body was rotten beyond recognition, on the ground.

Then he took off his robe and covered the other person with it.

Holding the belly of the fish, Jin Chan prepared to go over and give Master Pu Du the final blow.

So that this farce in the Southern Wilderness can end sooner.

One step, two steps.
Just as the golden cicada was getting closer and closer to the white meat, the white meat suddenly turned around, just like a person turning over and lying down.

"Donor Jin, what does the Yulan Festival look like? Can you tell me?"

Bai Rou's voice suddenly became much calmer, but still weak.

"Didn't you come out from inside? Why are you asking me?"

Although the white meat was beating weakly like an old heart at this time, Jin Chan still did not relax his vigilance.

"Ha, ha! I, I'm different from you!"

"I don't even have the right to sit at the table and eat."

Bai Rou laughed twice, and in this self-deprecating tone, there was a hint of helplessness and relief.

It seemed as if he had accepted his own unavoidable and humble fate.

"What on earth are you?"

Jin Chan held the fish's belly with both hands, pointed the tip of the sword at the white flesh at his feet, and asked with his mouth slightly opened.

"I am just a piece of meat on the jade plate on the Eight Immortals Table!"

"A piece of rotten meat that is hard to swallow and is spit out to the mortal world by the Bodhisattva. Haha!"

As soon as these last words were spoken, the white meat burst instantly.

The scattered meat particles turned into wisps of white smoke in the air, drifted higher into the sky, and then disappeared.

"Meat in a jade dish?"

Jin Chan's heartbeat was getting faster and faster.

The king who ruled the Southern Wilderness for thirteen years founded the Pudu Religion and had a Pudu Sage Master with millions of followers.

It turned out to be just a plate of meat that was despised by the Bodhisattva at the Ullambana Festival.

"Buddhism, is this the Buddha in the Ullambana Festival?"

The cicada looked up at the sky.

Just a piece of food on a plate can turn the Southern Wilderness upside down.

Even the Tang King of the Central Plains can be involved.

If the Buddha in the Ullambana Festival came to the mortal world in person
Jin Chan didn't think any further, but closed his eyes and took a long, deep breath.

After returning to Li Yingtai.

The towering heavenly road began to disintegrate step by step as the Sage Master of Universal Salvation disappeared.

At the same time, the three long incense sticks underground also burned faster.

Without any hesitation.

Jin Chan immediately picked up the unconscious Li Yingtai in his arms, spread his legs and ran towards the ground.

The speed at which the Heavenly Road is disintegrating is increasing.

Jin Chan rolled and crawled, holding Li Yingtai in his arms while observing the situation around him.

Fortunately, the sky road completely disappeared when it was only a few dozen meters high.

Jin Chan could only jump down, with his back facing the ground, and use his belly to cushion Li Yingtai.

bang~~~
There was a loud bang.

A deep pit was smashed into the ground, and Jin Chan's mouth was full of blood, and he even vomited out some internal organs.

"I never thought that there would be a day when I would be a meat cushion."

After slowing down for a while, Jin Chan got up from the ground.

At this time, although Li Yingtai no longer had any "ominous" signs on his body, his rotting flesh was still emitting a foul stench, and his entire face was covered with pus.

In addition, one of his arms was chopped off and a lot of blood was lost.

Her half-human, half-ghost, half-dead appearance still put her on the brink of death.

"Luckily I'm not dead!"

Jin Chan breathed a sigh of relief.

He quickly pulled out the fish's belly, cut his wrist, and poured the fresh blood into Li Yingtai's wounded body.

He even chopped up some of the internal organs that he had just vomited out and forced them directly into the other person's stomach through the throat.

that's it.

About half an hour passed.

"Golden Chan!"

Li Yingtai slowly opened her haggard eyes and whispered weakly.

"you're awake?"

Jin Chan was sitting on the grass beside him with his upper body naked, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth and looking up at the sky.

"Ok!"

Li Yingtai's delicate little hands tightly grasped the long robe covering her body. Because she was naked, she shyly lowered her head and responded softly.

The two beautiful white and smooth little feet sometimes curled up and sometimes stretched out, as if they didn't know where to put them.

"It's okay, just get up quickly."

"The border between the Southern Wilderness and the Central Plains is probably open now!"

Jin Chan was the first to stand up, brushed the dust off his ragged butt, and looked towards the north on the road to the Central Plains.

"Turn around first, I'm not wearing any clothes!"

Li Yingtai's cheeks were so red that blood could be drawn out from them.

"What a hassle! It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Jin Chan muttered.

But what he said was not wrong. When I was treating Li Yingtai just now, I did see a lot of the rotten body.

"Humph!"

Li Yingtai rolled his eyes at Jin Chan, then wrapped his robe tightly around himself, leaving only his calves and round shoulders exposed.

In this way, the two of them walked one after the other towards the Purdue Church a few miles away.

And along the way, no one spoke a word.

Until you almost reach the door.

"Golden Cicada, thank you!"

Li Yingtai used her fingers to push away the long hair that was blown onto her face by the wind.

She pursed her cherry-like lips and suddenly spoke softly.

　Brothers, can you please give me a real chase? Today the editor said that the real chase is very low, and there is a high probability that I will have no hope of going to Sanjiang.
　　True chase: refers to the big guys who top up and spend within three months, even one dollar is counted. One dollar is counted!
　　Thank you all the big guys.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)