I'm crazy spoilers in the dimensional chat group

Chapter 258 Cu Chulainn

In the chat group.

Morgan【@李煜@小麻劇】

Morgan [Do you know this person? Can you trust him? ]

Morgan flew quickly with Deadpool in his arms and found a relatively safe place to hide temporarily.

She would not bring someone of unknown origin to their shelter.

Li Yu [Fuck you little bastard! ]

Umaru-chan【Little bastard!】

Irene [How did this chatterbox end up in your universe?]

Li Yu [How did you meet him? Are there mutants in your world? ]

Morgan [I don't know either. I originally wanted to go to the old site of the Avengers to get the quantum channel.]

Morgan [But in the end he was discovered by the patrol robot, and then during the battle, this guy suddenly appeared]

Li Yu [This guy is from another universe, I can’t say much, he just likes to talk nonsense]

Umaru-chan [He is as talkative as Spider-Man]

Umaru-chan: [But Spider-Man is just a chatterbox, this guy is just a bad mouth]

Morgan [It’s really mean…]

Morgan looked at Deadpool and remembered that this guy had been swearing while fighting during their previous battle.

Especially the sexy dance steps, which look inexplicably brainwashing.

Li Yu [And this guy is very special, he can break the fourth wall]

Li Yu [Deadpool knows that he is a character in a comic book movie. He can often communicate with audiences outside the world...]

Li Yu [Forget it, just ask him which version of Deadpool he is, he will definitely understand]

Deadpool: "Oh, oh, oh, little Morgan, have you discussed with your friends whether your lovely uncle Deadpool is trustworthy?"

Morgan's face was dark...

Morgan: "How did you know I was...huh?"

Deadpool: "I am the famous Deadpool. There are people outside the box. How could I not know? There are hundreds of audiences reading this book outside. Of course, they told me~"

Then Deadpool pulled it behind him.

A large face was pasted onto the lens of this book.

"Hey, dear parents, the little bastard you've been waiting for has made his debut. What are you waiting for? Subscribe to the monthly ticket and watch me twist Kang's head off and stuff it into his ass. Oh shit, don't block me, ok?"

Swish, Deadpool threw the camera away, and the scene returned to normal.

Morgan: "What just happened..."

Morgan was a little confused. Deadpool's words just now sounded like beeps and muted noise in her ears.

"Don't worry about the details."

Deadpool waved his hands and tugged at the tights under his crotch.

"Fuck, this uniform model is not right."

"never mind……"

Morgan was a little speechless about Deadpool: "My friend asked me to ask you, which version of Deadpool are you?"

"Oh haha~"

Deadpool just made a circle on the spot.

"Tell him I'm the most popular guy from the Marvel Cinematic Universe."

then.

Deadpool stood with his legs together.

Open your hands wide.

boom.

A stage light from nowhere shone directly on Deadpool.

Images of countless doves of peace flew up around.

"I am! The savior of the Marvel Cinematic Universe~"

The next second, all the lights and special effects around Deadpool disappeared.

"Ok?"

Deadpool looked confused as he saw the disappearing special effects.

Then turn your head directly towards the camera.

"Fuck! Author, you charged me a thousand dollars and only gave me these few seconds of special effects? That's a bit embarrassing!"

(Voiceover: A thousand dollars is only worth these few seconds, so just focus on filming and don’t do anything unnecessary.)
Turning around, he saw Morgan looking at Deadpool with a dark face.

"Before you start making jokes, why don't you pay the copyright fee to my dad first?"

Morgan stood with his hands on his hips, looking at Deadpool and not knowing how to complain.

Nothing else to say.

Also, where did that special effect just now come from?
Are you really doing a py transaction with your boss so blatantly?
Morgan [He said he is the Deadpool of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.]

Li Yu [ok, I understand. I will send you his information]

Li Yu [Deadpool, whose real name is Wade Wilson, fell in love with his girlfriend Vanessa, but found out that he had cancer. At this time, he met a mysterious man who invited him to join a government organization that could cure his disease. 】

Li Yu [Without Vanessa's knowledge, Wilson agreed, but he found out that he was not working for a government organization, but was kidnapped by an unknown organization to test mutant genes. Wilson was kidnapped by the leader of the organization, Ajax. ]

Li Yu and his female assistant Dust Angel tortured him for several years until his mutant abilities finally matured. Wilson gained regenerative abilities, just like Wolverine, and was cured of cancer, but in the process his face and body were disfigured and his mind was abnormal.

、Li Yu【Wilson then evolved into a mercenary named "Deadpool" and hunted down Ajax for revenge. At this time, Colossus of the X-Men and his apprentice Warhead appeared. They intervened because they could not stand Deadpool's behavior, causing Ajax to escape.】

Li Yu [On the one hand, Deadpool was worried that Vanessa would no longer love him because of his changed appearance, so he didn't tell Vanessa that he was still alive. 】

Li Yu【But when Ajax and the Dust Angel kidnap Vanessa, Deadpool asks the X-Men for help to save his love and kill the one who made him deformed.】

Li Yu【This is the origin of Deadpool in the movie universe.】

Li Yu [In the Wolverine movie universe, Deadpool is an experimental subject]

Li Yu [The comic universe also has different abilities. 】

Li Yu [In short, there are many Deadpools, and we can form a Deadpool Legion]

Umaru-chan [I only have one movie here, the second one hasn’t been released yet]

Li Yu【Deadpool 2 I Love My Family】

Li Yu [Please]

Barry Allen [Anyway, this guy is not a bad person but I don’t want to bother with him because he’s too annoying]

Thor [Chattering...]

Morgan [Okay, let me ask him how he got here]

Morgan regained his composure and said, "Then what is your purpose in coming to this universe? Why are you here?"

Deadpool: "I told you I'm here to save the world~"

Deadpool: "This is the task the old man gave me."

Deadpool: "Let me tell you this, every world has its own anchor character. Once this character dies abnormally, the world will be destroyed."

Deadpool: "My world is Wolverine, your world is Tony Stark, your father."

Morgan: "But my father died after that damn snap. According to them, this was my father's ending in other parallel worlds. Isn't this normal...?"

Little Morgan still felt uncomfortable and his eyes turned red when he talked about his father.

"NoNoNo~"

Deadpool wagged his finger.

"Actually, according to the normal timeline of this world."

"Your parallel world doesn't need Tony to snap his fingers."

"This world should have a time traveler who came with a golden finger to defeat Thanos' army, and Tony Stark, who was the anchor, would not die."

"But as expected, an accident still happened. The traveler died during the journey."

"So your world went haywire after Tony's death, and Kang's arrival caused the world to be destroyed."

Deadpool: "There are many worlds like this. We were invited by the old man to save these universes that are on the verge of destruction."

"So, don't be polite, little Morgan, come and hug Uncle Deadpool as much as you can~"

Deadpool said as he opened his arms, ready to receive Morgan's hug.

"Please allow me to refuse!"

Morgan said expressionlessly.

Morgan then repeated Deadpool's words verbatim.

Morgan [Who is the old man he is talking about?]

Li Yu [Stan Lee, the father of Marvel]

Li Yu [Stan Lee's various isomorphs in the movie universe]

Li Yu [These superheroes are like his children. It is not difficult for him to entrust Deadpool to save the world.]

Morgan: [Okay, I understand.]

"Then let me ask you first, how do you plan to save the world?"

"first!"

Deadpool raised a finger: "According to your original plan, we will go to collect the Infinity Stones."

Then all it takes is a simple snap of the fingers.

slap~
"That's it. Get rid of that bitch Kang."

"And resurrect Iron Man Tony Stark."

"It's that simple!"

Morgan: "It's that easy~!?"

Morgan was speechless.

What's the difference between saying this for so long and not saying it at all?

"Forget it, just follow me back to the base first."

Since it has been said that Deadpool is someone who can be trusted.

Then it wouldn't matter if we took him back to the base.

Put on the battle suit again.

Morgan grabbed Deadpool by the back of his neck and took off. "Hey, hey, man, how about we change positions? You're strangling me so much that it's a bit difficult to breathe. Although I won't die if I don't breathe...but..."

"Oh, yes, yes, you see, isn't it much better if you catch it here?"

"and……"

"and……"

"Look at this..."

"What do you think..."

Morgan felt like his ears were going to explode.

Is this guy's mouth rented?

Just use it urgently.

He has been talking non-stop for ten minutes.

And there is no sign of stopping.

"Oh shit, shut up or I'll blow your head off!"

Finally Morgan was irritated.

Yelled at Deadpool.

"Oh~ ok I'll shut up."

Deadpool was silent for just three or four seconds after he finished speaking.

"actually……"

hum.

Morgan directly displayed the energy cannon on his chest.

"Actually... I don't have anything to say..."

Deadpool shut up completely.

Li Yu's side.

Sakura and Rin didn't go to school and took a day off.

After summoning all the servants, it was already noon.

After Li Yu quit the chat group, he began to prepare for the Holy Grail War.

Ellie stood up and looked at her own villa, which was bustling again.

The smile on his face never stopped.

"Brother Li Yu, let's go to the amusement park tomorrow, and Saber and I will go together."

In the afternoon, Xiaoying said to Li Yu with a smile.

She still remembered the last time they went to the amusement park before Li Yu left. That was the happiest moment of her childhood.

Now we can finally play together again.

"Okay~"

Li Yu agreed.

Then it suddenly occurred to me: "Don't you have school tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow is Saturday."

Sakura smiled and said, "Today was supposed to be Friday, but I just happened to run into that guy this morning."

The guy she was talking about was naturally the Black Cat Lord.

Li Yu nodded. He had just traveled through time today, so naturally he didn't know what day it was.

In this case.

Then there's nothing wrong with taking the kids out for some fun tomorrow.

late at night.

After finishing work, Shirou Kotomine was walking home alone.

If Li Yu was present, he would definitely recognize that this was Shirou Emiya from the original timeline.

But there is no Emiya Kiritsugu in this world.

So, there is no Emiya Shirou.

The riot ten years ago.

This made Kotomine Shirou an orphan.

Father Kotomine, who had just lost his son, adopted him.

However, although he adopted Shirou Kotomine, the priest did not allow him to come into contact with magic or the church.

I want him to be an ordinary person.

After all, in the eyes of Father Kotomine, Kotomine Kirei was killed in the Holy Grail War.

So I always treated him as an ordinary child.

After Father Kotomine passed away three years ago, Shirou Kotomine started working part-time to support his studies.

I go to school during the day and work at a convenience store at night.

And after the work is finished.

It was already past eleven at night, almost twelve o'clock.

On the way home.

There was no one around at this time.

His home is quite remote.

Along the way, only the shadows cast by the street lamps swayed on the ground.

Suddenly, Kotomine Shirou felt a sharp pain in his hand.

It only hurt for a moment.

The feeling disappears.

Then Kotomine Shirou raised his left hand and looked.

I saw three red tattoos on the back of my left hand.

"How is this going!?"

Kotomine Shirou stared at the back of his hand with wide eyes.

How did this tattoo suddenly appear on my hand?

"Could it be..."

Kotomine Shirou's breathing quickened.

"Is it the legendary curse?"

"Have I been possessed by an evil spirit?"

Kotomine Shirou stared at the back of his hand.

I was at a loss for what to do for a moment.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk."

At this time, in the darkness around the corner ahead.

A man's voice came.

"It's been a long time."

"Emiya Shirou."

The figure walked around the dark corner step by step.

Then, under the light of the street lamp, Kotomine Shirou could clearly see the appearance of the person who was coming.

The man was nearly 1.7 meters tall, with kelp-blue hair, but his skin was so dark that he seemed to blend into the night.

"Did you recognize the wrong person? My name is not Emiya Shirou."

Shirou Kotomine looked at the person who came and couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

Blocking him here at this time obviously means he has bad intentions.

Looking at the guy in front of me, I really don't know him.

All the old bugs were killed by Li Yu, so naturally there would be no Matou Shinji in this world.

"I won't admit my mistake."

"Although your name is not Emiya Shirou in this world, I will not be mistaken about your hateful face."

"I thought it would be meaningless to bully an ordinary person, but I didn't expect you to be chosen."

"Hahahaha"

Shinji Matou covered his face and laughed, his scarlet eyes full of madness.

"Lancer!"

Matou Shinji shouted.

"Get rid of him before he summons a servant!"

Whoosh!
There was a sound of a breach in the sky

Kotomine Shirou felt a palpitation.

I rolled to the side subconsciously.

Clang!
There was a crisp sound.

A blue figure descended from the sky holding a red spear.

The red gun tip sank straight into the ground.

The man had blue hair and was wearing a blue tights.

The skin is also dark and the eyes are blood red.

In the corner of his eye.

There is also a strange inscription.

Exactly: Cuchulain in a state contaminated by the evils of this world.

"Hello again, kid."

Cu Chulainn drew his spear and pointed it directly at Kotomine Shirou.

"Let me take your heart this time."

(End of this chapter)