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Chapter 313: Entering Soul Society

"Hey! Kid over there! What did you mean by what you just said~?" After asking, he found out that he was not an enemy, Shiba Kūkaku felt a little relieved. Then he turned his head and asked Li Yu.

"Hey, hey, hey, if you weren't a woman I would have stabbed you to death to show you who the brat is."

Facing the carefree tomboy Shiba Kūkaku, Li Yu felt really helpless.

"How can someone be so rude when they first meet?"

It's not quite right that Yoruichi hit Shiba Kūkaku on the head with a slap on the head. It should be said that he hit Shiba Kūkaku on the head with a claw.

"It hurts, you're even more rude!"

Shiba Kūkaku pointed an arm at Yoruichi and muttered, "This is my house!"

"Forget it."

Li Yu waved his hand and said: This is a long story, but... "

“It means exactly what it says.”

"Ichigo Kurosaki is your cousin~"

"Ah~"

Yoruichi covered his face with his cat paws.

They didn't say a word about Kurosaki Ichigo and Kurosaki Isshin, but that brat Ichigo came to them on his own and had a predictive dream.

It confused everyone.

Now the whole plan is messed up.

.

I don't even know what the limit of this brat Ichigo Kurosaki's vision is now.

But these were not within Shiba Kūkaku's consideration.

Because Shiba Kūkaku is now looking at Kurosaki Ichigo in shock.

Because it seems that this brat in front of him does look a lot like his big brother Zhibo Haiyan~
When I walked in just now, I thought it was a coincidence~ Could it be...~?

"Although I really don't want to have anything to do with this ugly guy in front of me."

Ichigo Kurosaki pointed at Shiba Ganju.

"But if you really count it, I am indeed your cousin."

Ichigo Kurosaki said helplessly, holding his chin.

"Hey! Asshole, who are you calling ugly?"

There was no way that idiot Shiba Ganju would listen to Ichigo Kurosaki's provocation.

He pounced forward but was suppressed by Ichigo Kurosaki with one hand.

Pressed directly to the floor.

"His name is Kurosaki Ichigo~"

Li Yu pointed at Kurosaki Ichigo and said, "But Kurosaki is his mother's surname. So, this is considered his father marrying into the family, right? His father's original name was Shiba Isshin. Do you understand?"

"Is he my uncle's son?!?" Shiba Kūkaku was stunned for a moment after hearing the familiar name that he had not heard for a long time.

Then Shiba Kūkaku looked at Yoruichi to confirm.

"Yes."

Ye Yi nodded.

"They are indeed Isshin's children. I wanted to tell you later, but I didn't expect them to say it first."

"There's nothing to hide."

Kurosaki Ichigo scratched his head nonchalantly: "I know everything about my life experience."

"Is he really my cousin's son?!"

Shiba Ganju looked at Kurosaki Ichigo with his eyes wide open in surprise.

"Then why doesn't he come back and get married and have children in this world..."

"then……"

"Isshin, who serves as the captain of the 10th Division of the Gotei 13, learned from a report submitted by Toushirou that there have been a series of cases in the human world where Shinigami stationed in the human world have been attacked and killed by unknown targets."

"Actually, it was Aizen Sosuke who wanted to find out about Urahara Kisuke and the others."

"The plan to use the modified Hollow to use the Shinigami in the real world as experimental subjects. Considering the high risk of this mission, I decided to go to the real world alone to investigate."

Li Yu began to act as a commentator and told the experiences of Kurosaki Isshin in the real world.

"I know this is recorded in the mission log of the 10th Division, but didn't my cousin come back later?"

Shiba Kūkaku asked curiously.

"Just listen to me..."

Li Yu looked at Shiba Kūkaku who was like a curious baby, waved his hand in disdain and continued.

"In the human world, Shiba Isshin encountered an extremely powerful Hollow (all those above Gillian belong to the category of Hollow) on a rainy day. During the battle, he was attacked from behind by Aizen and others who suddenly appeared and was seriously injured, which prevented him from using his Bankai and put him at a disadvantage in the battle with the Hollow."

"At this time, the Quincy Kurosaki Masaki appeared and defeated the Hollow. However, when the Hollow was about to self-destruct, Isshin saved Masaki but was injured in the explosion."

"Masaki went to heal Isshin personally, and the two met each other because of this opportunity."

"Is Kurosaki Masaki your cousin's wife?"

Shiba Kūkaku asked again.

"Yes, it was this girl. I'm telling you, she was still a student at the time. Isshin Shiba is a typical example of an old man who likes young girls..."

"Ohhh! There is such a thing!"

Shiba Ganju's eyes began to light up.

The emotion called gossip burned in the brother and sister's eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey, just tell the story, don't make up stories about other people's dads, okay?"

Ichigo Kurosaki slapped the floor to express his dissatisfaction.

"Isn't it?"

Li Yu raised his eyebrows: "How old is your father? How old was Kurosaki Masaki at that time?"

"Strictly speaking, this does count...haha..."

Regarding Li Yu's words, Ichigo Kurosaki said that he really could not refute them.

"Afterwards, when Kurosaki Isshin went to Soul Society to report the results of his investigation in the real world to the captain-general, he did not reveal to the captain the secret that he had met Masaki in the real world."

"Later, Isshin was deeply impressed by Masaki's willingness to save him despite being a Quincy, and decided to visit Masaki again in the human world to thank him for saving his life."

“Oh… this is really…”

The brother and sister looked at Shiba Isshin's actions with disdain.

"My cousin's abacus beads are flying on my face."

"I can understand your little thoughts."

"What do you mean by thanking someone for saving my life? It's definitely a way to lust after someone's body!"

"So, in order to save Masaki's life and allow her to maintain her human identity and live in the real world, Isshin chose to enter Kisuke's specially made artificial body."

"At the cost of being unable to use the power of a Shinigami, he became a being between a Shinigami and a human, and established a soul connection with the power of the Hollow in Masaki's body, successfully saving Masaki from the fate of being eroded by the Hollow and self-annihilation."

"Later, with the medical skills he learned at the Shinō Academy and the help of Kisuke, Kurosaki Isshin, who lost his power as a god of death, was able to live in the real world.

"I opened a small clinic to make a living."

"After becoming a college student, Masaki often went to Isshin's clinic to play with him."

"Then that guy lied that he lost his power as a Shinigami because he was exiled from Soul Society."

"To him, Masaki is like the sun, attracting everything around her, and he is happily surrounded by her."

"Gradually, as the two of them got to know each other, Kurosaki Isshin successfully won over Ishida Ryugen.

"The two eventually got married and gave birth to three children: Ichigo, Yuko, and Xiali."

"As for the subsequent accidents, it is not possible to explain them now. I can only say that Ichihu himself will tell you in the future."

Now is not the time to talk about Yhwach's information, so let's leave that old bastard to be dealt with in the future.

After all, there are still many masters in the Shadow Empire.

"So Lao Deng hasn't responded yet."

Li Yu waved his hand to stop the topic.

That means... this guy is really my cousin."

Shiba Kūkaku pulled Ichigo Kurosaki's cheek and said.

Hmm~ Not to mention it feels good. "Yes~ The real son of Isshin Shiba~"

"Back to the topic~"

Shiba Ganju suddenly slammed his hand and said, "Who is this Ishida Ryugen you are talking about? Why do you say that your cousin stole his girl?"

"Yeah! I'm curious too."

The innocent Orihime Inoue didn't notice the dark expression on Ishida Uryu's face at all.

"At that time, Kurosaki Masaki should have been Ishida Ryugen's fiancée~"

Li Yu raised a finger and said with a smile: "That's why I said Hei Qi Yi Xin stole someone's girlfriend."

Poof~~!

Ishida Uryuu spat out a mouthful of tea.

Why do I suddenly feel like I can't look my father in the face?

"Who is Ishida Ryugen?" The cute and adorable Inoue Orihime hadn't figured out the point of the question.

"By the way, this Ishida Ryugen has the same last name as Ishida-san."

Inoue Orihime's words were like a knife stabbing Ishida Uryu back and forth.

"Um... it's my dad..."

Ishida Uryu smiled awkwardly.

This matter cannot be kept secret, and I can guess it by looking at other people's expressions.

Only Inoue Orihime hasn't realized the point yet.

"Oh! That is to say! Uncle Kurosaki..." A light bulb suddenly lit up in Orihime Inoue's head, and she said with sudden enlightenment.

Kacha... After hearing what Inoue Orihime said, Ishida Uryuu was petrified. Hey! Girl! Although this is the case, don't say it so directly!
After hearing what Inoue Orihime said, Ishida Uryu felt that he could not face his father at all, because no matter how he looked at him, he seemed to have something fishy on his head.

puff!

Suddenly, a laugh came from the side. It turned out to be Shiba Ganju.

At this point, I was already holding my stomach with my hands as I laughed.

"It's just a coincidence. I'm sorry..."

"but……"

“Hahahahaha~ Sorry! Sorry! I didn’t want to laugh but I couldn’t help it…hahahaha”

Shiba Ganju pointed at Ishida Uryu and laughed.

"I really want to kill him... What should I do?!"

Seeing that it was Shiba Ganju who was holding his stomach and laughing, Ishida Uryu really wanted to make a few holes in his body.

"Ok~ Now the relationship is clear~ What would you do as a sister facing your cousin's request~~"

Li Yu brought the conversation back to the original topic with one sentence.

"Please, cousin!"

Ichigo Kurosaki clasped his hands together and looked at Shiba Kūkaku pitifully.

"Tsk!" Shiba Kūkaku shuddered at the pitiful look from Kurosaki Ichigo: "Ah~~Ah~Ah~Don't look at me like that! It's disgusting! I promise you!"

"Yeah!" Seeing that Kūkaku finally agreed to help Inoue Orihime, she jumped up.

"Etc., etc!"

Shiba Ganju shouted quickly, "If you want to use that, sister! Then I have to go with you!"

Suddenly, Shiba Ganju felt that he was in danger.

This is about going to Soul Society, not playing house.

stare!
Shiba Kūkaku glanced over and said, "You don't want to go~?"

"In no mood……"

Shiba Ganju spoke without even thinking.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he could sense a murderous aura coming from Shiba Kūkaku~
A big word suddenly appeared on top of Shiba Ganju's head.

Dangerous!
As expected, following him might lead to danger.

But if you don't listen to your sister, you will be in danger now.

and so……

ヾ(Д)""It's all up to you, elder sister!"

Shiba Iwaju slid and fell to the ground.

"Well~very good~" Shiba Kūkaku nodded with satisfaction.

"You go and train them first. I'll go prepare other things."

Shiba Kūkaku instructed her brother.

As someone who had read the script, Ichigo Kurosaki naturally knew what the training was about and followed Shiba Ganju without saying anything further.

Leaving Li Yu sitting here.

"Hmm? Why don't you go with them?" Shiba Konghe looked at Li Yu who didn't move and asked in confusion.

"I don't need the Flower Crane Cannon~"

Li Yu said indifferently: "I have the ability of space, I can enter Jingling Court by myself, you just need to help one of them."

"Is that so? Okay then~"

Shiba Kukaku nodded, then stood up to prepare the Flower Crane Cannon: "I'll go and make the necessary preparations for the Flower Crane Cannon, you can do whatever you want~"

Because Ichigo Kurosaki's control and quality of spiritual pressure are now far superior to his original stage.

So the training of the Huahe Cannon was completed very easily.

"Hey, is this really okay?"

After dinner, I watched Inoue Orihime treating Shiba Kūkaku's arm.

Shiba Ganju asked with a worried look on his face.

"I told you it's okay. Inoue's healing is very powerful..."

Ichigo Kurosaki didn't finish his words.

Then I saw that Shiba Kūkaku's arm had grown back.

Li Yu nodded as he looked at the effect and thought: "It's a conceptual ability that even Aizen would praise."

"As long as the caster wants, he can decide everything."

"It's a pity that the user's strength is too low and the development level is not enough."

"But it should be for the author's sake of balance. Otherwise, what would happen if he drew another character who can only be killed by the plot?"

The treatment is over.

After Shiba Ganju knelt down and expressed his gratitude in tears, Shiba Kūkaku kicked him away out of disgrace.

The next day in Jingling Court, a deafening sound was heard from above the court.

A spherical spirit shield carrying the May Day cat directly hit the barrier in the sky of Jingling Court.

Boom! A loud noise that echoed throughout the Jingling Court startled all the death gods.

A moment later, the captain-general called an emergency meeting of all the captains, and then immediately issued an order for all Shinigami to release their Zanpakuto at any time.

The invasion of the traveler... This is the worst incident that has not happened in hundreds of years.

In response to this, the captain said that everyone should pay 200% attention to it.

Only a few captains who knew what was going on started to compete with each other in acting skills.

"Hey~ Vice Captain Abarai, how come you have time to visit me, a sinner in Soul Society~"

In the prison of the Palace of Confession, Rukia Kuchiki teased Abarai Renji who came to visit her in a sarcastic manner.

Being locked up here, teasing Renci was one of the few pleasures she had.

"Today... a travel disaster has invaded the Jingling Court..."

Looking at Kuchiki Rukia.

After being silent for a long time, Abarai Renji suddenly said these words.

"According to the information from the witnesses, there was a Shinigami with orange hair carrying a huge Zanpakutō, a Quincy wearing glasses, a burly man, and a woman..."

"Ichigo...Chad...even Ishida is here...could that woman be Orihime..." Rukia Kuchiki looked grim and extremely anxious.

"Renji! Please! Help them! They are my friends in the real world, and they must have broken into the Seireitei just for me! Please save them! They will die if they face the Gotei 13!"

(End of this chapter)