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Chapter 325 Cheers to New Friends

"No, hello sir, are you here to burn incense or to make a request..."

Xiao Lingmeng came in front of Li Yu and lifted up the small cash box with force.

Hey, hey, hey...you almost said what's in your heart.

Reimu!

Li Yu heard that the guest had clearly said the first two words.

But he immediately changed his words.

The loli in front of me is already well versed in the art of burning incense.

but……

Li Yu quietly turned on the camera.

Then he glanced at Reimu's big watery eyes with a mischievous look.

Then, with a snap, he smashed Reimu's cash box into pieces...

+1 achievement for breaking the Hakurei Miko's money box
Li Yu automatically added a system prompt to himself.

Looking at the broken cash box.

Reimu was speechless.

Reimu: ...

Mother: ...

Little Reimu just stared blankly at the broken cash box for a second...

Two seconds...

three seconds...

My eyes started to get wet.

Two big eyes, full of tears, looking like they were about to cry.

Then suddenly, a golden light flashed in his eyes.

The tears disappeared instantly.

Li Yu held five gold coins in his hand and placed them in front of Ling Meng: "Hey~ I'll give you some money to put in your money box~"

"Why!?"

Xiao Lingmeng was stunned at first, then she grabbed the gold coins in Li Yu's hand at lightning speed.

The whole person fell into a state of cuteness!
Money! Golden money! Lots of money!

As for the cash box?

what is that! ?

Can I eat it?

It’s just a money box. Reimu Hakurei can make another one in an instant!
Then Li Yu took out three gold coins: "Come on, little guy, praise me for my good smash, and these three are still yours."

brush!
Xiao Lingmeng's hand was almost leaving an afterimage.

The next second, the gold coins in Li Yu's hand disappeared.

"Sir, you smashed it really well!"

The voice is soft and cute.

Of course, this is not the end.

"Neng~"

Li Yu took out five gold coins again: "Come on, little guy, praise me for being handsome, these are still yours~"

Xiao Lingmeng looked at the gold coins in Li Yu's hand, then tilted her head to look at Li Yu, blinked her big eyes, and then said cutely: "If you want me to praise you for being handsome, you have to give at least ten coins..."

After hearing Ling Meng's words, Li Yu suddenly felt that this child had a bright future.

“This kid has a future!”

After Li Yu said something to his mother.

He took out five more gold coins and placed them in front of Reimu.

Xiao Lingmeng took the gold coin and said in a sweet voice: "Big brother is so handsome!!"

"Big brother is the most handsome!"

Xiao Lingmeng said quickly, then grabbed the gold coins.

He ran to Hakurei's mother and spread out his hands as if to ask for credit: "Mother, here you go~"

"Oh my god! This is so cute!"

Li Yu looked at the cute little Lingmeng and had to say that Loli was indeed the cutest creature in the world.

Just a dozen gold coins, a drop in the bucket for Li Yu, but it can make Hongbai smile.

Li Yu is definitely the top brother on the list today!

No one can stop it!
"You guy~"

Grandma picked up Xiao Lingmeng, took two steps forward, and said to Li Yu angrily: "You are so old, and you still tease a child like this~"

"Hahahaha~"

Li Yu waved his hand and said indifferently: "This child is so cute, I couldn't help but tease her~"

"And I'm not short of money..."

I don’t lack money…

No shortage of money...

Click...

Li Yu's words turned into a sharp arrow that pierced Ama's heart.

This dog owner...

My mother was so angry that she gnashed her teeth. At this moment, she had a mad desire to beat this guy up.

Finally it turned into a sentence.

"Hmph~ If you made Reimu cry, I would have beaten you just now~"

After saying that, Amma carried Reimu towards the shrine.

"Come on, choose your room~"

Li Yu followed behind his mother, and when he passed by the door, his mother suddenly said, "There's a money box over there, do you want to smash it?"

Li Yu staggered and almost fell down...

This guy is obsessed with money! Where is your moral integrity?
Li Yu rolled his eyes helplessly and ignored her.

"Hahaha~ Well, I was just kidding. It doesn't matter if you compensate me or not. I just thought you liked to smash boxes~"

Grandma smiled awkwardly and said, "My box is not as expensive as Reimu's. It only costs three gold coins..."

Amma held up three fingers.

Li Yu turned around and walked in directly...

"Hey~! Wait! Two gold coins!!"

"If nothing works, a gold coin will do!!"

Amma finally managed to keep her winnings box.

Thinking of the lost gold coins, my mother felt so heartbroken that she couldn't breathe.

Woo woo

I feel like I missed out on a billion.

Hakurei Shrine is very large, and even though only two people live there, there are plenty of empty rooms.

Li Yu chose a room not far from Ama and Lingmeng.

After all, there are only three people in the entire shrine, and if they are too far apart, it will seem too deserted.

"Big Brother, are you going to stay at the shrine from now on?"

Li Yu chose a luxurious bed from the king's treasury and placed it in the room.

He doesn't like living on tatami.

My mother's forehead was bulging with veins as she watched.

This guy……

How can you move in and still complain that this place is so shabby?

Seeing the bedding she had prepared being ruthlessly put aside, Amma felt that her good intentions were being trampled upon.

Don’t even think about getting through this wave without ten gold coins!
Reimu looked at this handsome older brother with curiosity.

This has always been an environment where two people live together, so Reimu was very surprised to see another person suddenly join in.

This is also because Reimu has always been lonely, and at this moment, she is actually a little happy.

"Yes~"

"I'll ask Xiao Lingmeng to give me more guidance in the future~"

Li Yu touched Xiao Lingmeng's head and smiled.

After decorating the room, it was soon time for dinner.

"Wow……"

"Wow……"

Two exclamations came from Xiao Lingmeng and Amma's mouths.

In front of them was a table filled with luxurious dishes.

This was taken out by Li Yu from the King’s Treasure House.

It has to be said that the treasures in the King’s Treasury are all-encompassing.

Anything that is defined as a treasure can be found.

Just think about how luxurious and dazzling it would be to be able to have something defined as a treasure and to send out delicious food.

It can be said that each dish is a top-notch delicacy that only the gods of the Age of Gods and ancient emperors can eat.

"This... is too much... the food... the food is actually glowing!"

Amma said in surprise, of course it would be better if she could take off the mask.

Sniff~ Sniff~
Little Reimu lay on the edge of the table, sniffing a plate of delicious food with her little nose, and her little stomach growled. "It smells so good~"

Xiao Lingmeng narrowed her eyes and spoke in a baby voice.

"Come~ take a seat~"

Li Yu said something, then sat down cross-legged.

In the shrine, the table they used was not the high-legged table like in China, but a low-legged table close to the floor. Li Yu was not used to kneeling, so he just sat cross-legged on the floor.

The same thing happened to my mother. She was not the type of lady from a wealthy family. Instead, she had a tomboyish personality, so she also sat cross-legged like Li Yu.

"Don't act like this is your territory~"

Grandma muttered as she helped Lingmeng serve a bowl of rice.

"I'm gonna start now!"

With the large bowl of white rice in front of her, Lingmeng naturally wouldn't be polite anymore.

"I say, you're not going to bring this big box with you when you eat, are you?"

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Li Yu pointed at A-ma's head and said with a slight smile in his tone.

Could it be that this guy can take off his mask in seconds and swallow something in one gulp just like Kakashi?

If that's the case, Li Yu would find it very interesting.

"well??"

Li Yu's words stunned A'ma.

Then he realized that she was still wearing the box-like mask.

Thinking of the delicious food in front of her, my mother simply stopped being reserved.

Pinch up the two corners of the box.

huh~
Grandma threw the box above her head.

Then, a girl with long brown hair and heroic looks appeared in front of Li Yu.

"So...so beautiful...Mom..."

Little Lingmeng, who was shoveling rice and delicious food into her mouth, was stunned. This was actually the first time she had seen her mother's appearance since she was a child.

In the past, my mother always wore a mask even in front of Reimu.

In the young spirit's dream, he took off his mask for the first time only after he became familiar with Rumya and the others.

That was the first time I opened up.

Unexpectedly, this time, under the temptation of delicious food and wine, my mother took off her mask directly.

But it's normal because Li Yu is not a normal person.

If Li Yu treated his mother with the same distant attitude that ordinary people treat her with.

Amma probably wouldn't take off her mask, even if she was faced with the delicious food and wine of the Age of Gods.

"Don't... don't talk too much... eat your meal..."

When my mother was praised by Reimu, her face turned slightly red, but there was nothing she could do because she usually never took off her mask in front of Reimu.

But today's food was so delicious... and she happened to be wearing a huge box mask... This was very uncomfortable...

And there is...

This is the first time...

The Hakurei Miko who has always been feared by people...

The first time she ate a meal prepared by someone else...

It was also the first time I ate around the table with other people.

It feels weird though...

But I want to try it...even once...

"Where's the wine you...you...are talking about~"

Mom blushed and changed the subject.

"Here~ I'll treat you to enough drinks today~"

hum~
King Li Yu's treasure house opened and ten bottles and jars flew out.

wow...

Li Yu picked up a wine jug, and the golden aged wine drew a trajectory in the air and poured into the cup in front of Amma.

A rich aroma of wine wafted in the air.

Sniff! Sniff! Sniff!
Grandma's little nose kept sniffing the aroma of the wine in the air.

The aroma of the wine alone intoxicated her.

"Hmm~"

Grandma took a deep breath again: "It is indeed a rare wine in the world~"

“The aroma alone is enough to make you want to stop.”

After saying that, my mother couldn't wait to drink up the wine in her hand.

Then he nodded with satisfaction: "Another drink!"

Li Yu continued to fill up his mother's cup and agreed with her: "Of course it must be delicious."

"~This is the fine wine that only the gods could drink during the Age of Gods. You will never find it anywhere else except mine."

The wine of the gods. Although my mother suspected that Li Yu was bragging, when she smelled the aroma of the wine that filled the whole room, she didn't think it was so exaggerated.

"I suspect you are bragging, but I have no evidence, hahaha..."

Amma was amused by her own words.

"Do you know the origin of this treasure trove of mine?"

Li Yu suddenly spoke to his mother in a mysterious tone.

"Oh? Would you like to know more?"

"You've heard of the oldest king, Gilgamesh, right? He found all the treasures in the world. This treasure house is linked to the King's Treasure House of King Gilgamesh."

"It contains all the greatest treasures in the world from ancient times to the present."

"Everything that can be collected in the treasury is the best treasure in the world, whether it is weapons, armor, gems, fine wine and food..."

"I tell you, King Gilgamesh made a bet with me and lost the key to the treasury to me."

Of course, this was just Li Yu bragging to his mother.

As a man, it is understandable that he would exaggerate a little bit.

However, these words were secretly recorded by the peeping Yakumo Yukari, and then sent to Niang Shanshan who joined the group later, which led to Li Yu being chased for ten blocks. This is the story that will be told later.

Men always have to pay for their boasting.

After hearing what Li Yu said, A'ma nodded and said secretly: "No wonder even the bed of this rich man is a rare treasure in the world. So this is the case."

"But... after all, this is the mysterious Gensokyo, so even if something outrageous happens, it's not an exaggeration."

My mother accepted Li Yu's setting.

Then he suddenly said, "So, aren't you the richest man in the world?"

"of course."

Li Yu nodded proudly: "Even gods are not as rich as me, so I never consider whether the other person is rich or not when making friends, because no one can be richer than me~"

Touch~
Grandma squatted down on the table and put the empty cup.

"Then you didn't even give me 500 yen for my service! You stingy fellow!"

"Hey, this joke won't work, right?"

"I can't get through it!"

At this time, my mother was a little tipsy after drinking several glasses of wine.

The cups used here are the golden cups from Li Yu's treasure house, not the small Japanese sake cups.

"Huh~?" Li Yu did not back down and said directly: "You are still blaming me. It's not that I don't want to give it, but I don't have change in units like yen. The least valuable thing I have is gold coins, but I don't have low-end currency like yen."

Click...

Grandma's HP-9999999
Li Yu's words were like Garen's whisper, silence and critical strike...

"Then you have to make up for it now! I don't want 500 yen, give me five gold coins! No! Ten!"

"Huh? There's no such thing as paying the money after the expiration date!"

A flash of lightning flashed between their eyes.

next second.

They both burst out laughing.

My mother laughed so hard that tears came out.

There was no way she could feel this relaxed.

Li Yu smiled and filled the two glasses. Then he raised his glass and laughed loudly.

"Come on~ Cheers~ For today's new friends~"

Li Yu grinned, raised his glass and said to his mother.

"Well...friends..."

The expression on my mother's face was a little unnatural. How should I put it? It was the first time in her life that someone had spoken to her so directly about the concept of friends.

Even with that monster Xianzhe, although they had a good relationship, they had never expressed it so bluntly.

And Li Yu...

This is the first human who is not afraid of her at all and communicates with her on an equal footing...

perhaps……

perhaps……

Maybe give it a try? ?

Actually... after being lonely for so long, doesn't she long for friends? But... is Hakurei Miko... qualified to have friends?
"Hey~ What are you standing there for? Raise your glass~"

"Hmph~ You don't need to remind me~"

Mother Bo Li came back to her senses, snorted, then quickly raised her glass and clinked it with Li Yu's.

(End of this chapter)