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Chapter 331 Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won’t be able to escape

Reimu is not stupid, but~
"Look~ This is a gift from your father."

Li Yu thought to himself, can't I cure you, little guy?

As he spoke, the next second Li Yu held a golden bracelet in his hand, which emitted very obvious magical fluctuations.

The ability to cash out is expanded.

Although Reimu is still young, she has already started practicing with her mother.

So Reimu can still tell the good from the bad of the bracelet in front of her.

The obvious fluctuations of magic power and the golden light that was bright enough to blind a dog's eyes made Xiao Lingmeng shed tears at the corners of her mouth.

"This! Is this for Reimu~!"

At this time, Lingmeng's eyes could no longer leave Li Yu's palm.

I like it and want it so much.

"Yeah yeah~"

Li Yu smiled and nodded: "So~what should Lingmeng call me~~?"

Li Yu looked at the little guy, his tone full of temptation.

Although Reimu is still young, her shameless character has already begun to show.

Is there any need to give an answer now?

Xiao Lingmeng's eyes lit up and she immediately changed her words.

"Dad! Give it to Reimu!"

The next second, Xiao Lingmeng couldn't help it, and rushed to Li Yu, opened her two little hands and stretched them towards Li Yu.

Li Yu's heart melted immediately when he saw Reimu blinking her big eyes at him.

"Reimu is so good~"

Li Yu rubbed Lingmeng's head happily, and then put the bracelet in Lingmeng's hand.

At the same time, he thought: "As expected of a hundred thousand red and white, this greed and lack of moral integrity has been deeply rooted in him since he was a child. It shows that his mother taught him well."

However, having said that, looking at the cunning look in Lingmeng's eyes, Li Yu knew that this little girl knew very well what was going on.

As expected~
After playing with the bracelet for a few times, Lingmeng left and pulled Li Yu's clothes and said, "Dad~Dad~ Lingmeng is hungry~"

So, this little guy got into the role very quickly, took on the identity of the daughter instantly, and exercised the rights of the daughter very smoothly.

Li Yu【Video】

Li Yu [Congratulations on having a daughter]

Yakumo Yukari [Okay, you really don’t mind making trouble, hahaha]

Umaru-chan [When my mother came home, she found out something bad had happened and her house had been robbed]

Li Xiaoyao [Daughters are the cutest, right?]

Li Xiaoyao said this and posted two pictures of his daughter.

Ichigo Kurosaki [So that's why my family's kid is a brat in the end]

Umaru-chan: [You can have more children or start a harem. There is no monogamy in Soul Society anyway.]

Kurosaki Ichigo [Shut up and stop messing with my mind]

Umaru-chan: [Oh no! So you have thought about it]

Kurosaki Ichigo [That's not the case at all! ]

Zhang Chulan [So don’t forget to turn on the video when your mom beats you up]

Li Yu [Impossible, Absolutely Impossible]

Li Yu [I told you that the little Hakurei miko is easy to control]

Yakumo Yukari [You have the ability to make money, right? You have made full use of the King’s Treasury.]

Yakumo Yukari: [But speaking of which, I have to prepare for Lumia’s request.]

Yakumo Yukari [That guy has been going a bit too far lately]

Li Yu [OK! ]

Li Yu knew that the plot was about to begin, so he decided to let these people be redeemed while saving his mother.

Hikari [By the way, I'll give you a few more cards]

Hikari sent Li Yu another red envelope.

Li Yu [As expected of an equipment wholesaler from the Kingdom of Light]

Hikari [Stop making fun of me. Don't think I don't know how those guys complain about me.]

Hikari【I also use the Internet】

Li Yu: "Why don't you strengthen the defense of your laboratory?"

Irene [Guess what]

Irene [Hicali's laboratory has been strengthened in many ways. I have given him three layers of powerful magic defense]

Kadoya Shi: [But there are always people who can inadvertently break through the defenses of Hikari Laboratory]

Barry Allen [This thing is amazing]

Hikari: [Alright! This is the end of our discussion!]

Not to mention how Li Yu chatted happily.

Looking at my mother again, she was chasing the unscrupulous paparazzi Reimu Fumi all over the place.

Whoosh!
Reimu Marufumi's figure passed through a rice field at a very fast speed. The people working in the rice field looked up, but saw nothing, only one or two black feathers falling on their heads.

"Ahhh! This witch! She's been chasing me for three hours! And she still won't let go!"

Reimu Maru thought sadly, "This guy is absolutely abnormal! His speed is just as fast as mine! Judging from the distance, he is even about to catch up with me!"

swoosh~
Behind him, A-ma’s speed was no slower than the other party. Her figure was so fast that even her shadow could not be seen clearly. Only a red and white flash could be seen.

The two of them completely turned into two afterimages, or rather, there were no afterimages at all.

Others could only see two streaks passing through the air.

"No, if we continue like this, we will be beaten to death if we are caught!"

brush!
The figure of Reimu Maru flashed!
The next second, he arrived at an open space, looking solemnly at Aunt Hakuli who was chasing him.

"Hey! Don't go too far!"

Yumeimaru pointed at Hakurei's mother and said, "I'm just expressing my opinion! You've been chasing me for three hours since this morning! Don't think I'm easy to bully!"

Reimu Marufumi spoke in a timid tone, but his trembling calves showed his inner uneasiness.

"Oh~?" Grandma sneered, "So it's my fault that you wrote the article and edited it?"

Aunt Hakuli's fists were clenched so hard that they made a creaking sound.

"What...what arrangement...you are living with that man, aren't you...I...I have proof of identification!"

Shemingwan Wen said stubbornly.

"What about Hakurei Reimu~"

What a fucking witness! Amma rolled her eyes inwardly: "Damn it. Yakumo Yukari, I'll settle the score with her later."

What the hell is this seventeen-year-old girl who doesn’t want to reveal her name? The only one who can call herself that shamelessly is that shameless old woman.

So in some ways, Reimu Marufumi is also a cheating guy. What about a certain 17-year-old girl who wishes to remain anonymous and a certain boss? My mother can tell who is against whom with her flat breasts. Damn Morichika Rinnosuke, it seems I didn't hit you hard enough yesterday!

"That's just a guess! A guess!"

Reimu Maruwen waved her two little hands in panic, trying to make her mother, who was slowly approaching, stop her attempts to conquer her.

"Hahaha... I don't care about you! Anyway, I have to teach you a lesson today!"

"How can we repair..."

Wenwen looked at her mother approaching her step by step, and shouted angrily: "Since you insist on doing this! Don't blame me for using my ultimate move!"

"Ok??"

Amma frowned as she looked at the Tengu in front of her that suddenly became fierce and cute and looked at her.

Is this guy going to...

Amama secretly raised her guard and looked at the other party. Although she was almost invincible in Gensokyo, the guy in front of her was not a weakling either...

Whoosh!
Suddenly, Reimu Maruwen's body turned into a shadow and rushed forward quickly.

"Huh!?" Grandma just raised her fist and was about to punch him.

Then, Reimu Marufumi's body suddenly lowered.

"I'm sorry! I was wrong! I won't do it again next time!!"

What the hell!

What the hell...

Looking at Reimu Hōmeimimaru, who was kneeling on his knees and admitting his mistake in front of her, Amama once again questioned the moral integrity of the people in this Gensokyo.

"Sorry, sorry~ I admit my mistake! I won't dare to do it again next time!"

Tengu knelt on the ground, clasped his hands together and begged for mercy from his mother.

Looking at Reimu Marufumi with a smirk on his face, A-ma raised her hand and didn't know whether to hit him or not.

This guy...can't he be a little tougher~...

If you're tougher, I can beat you up.

As a result, you knelt down and apologized.

This makes it seem like Amma is being unreasonable if she beats her.

If I don't let her go, I won't be able to make sense of it.

Grandma looked at Reimu Maru with a troubled expression on her face...

"Hey~easy to deal with~"

Looking at her mother who kept her fist raised high and didn't let it fall for a long time, Yumemaru Bun smiled smugly in his heart.

The result was... I was so proud of myself that I accidentally smiled.

"You idiot! Why are you so proud?" Boom!
Grandma's hand fell fiercely, but her clenched fist turned into a skull explosion...

A large bump visible to the naked eye appeared on the top of Wenwen's head.

"Humph! You, even though you can escape the death penalty, you can't escape the punishment of living."

"Wait what are you going to do!?"

Reimu Marufumi couldn't help but panic when she saw her mother pressing her step by step.

I shouldn't have been so complacent just now.

"I'll teach you a lesson!"

There was a devilish smile on my mother's face.

Then he stretched out his sinful little hand.

shhhhhh!
"Ah! No!"

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"Not there!"

After a while of chicken and dog jumping.

About half of the feathers on Reimu Marufumi's wings had been plucked out.

Grandma held the jet-black feathers in her arms and counted them.

Well, it would be better to make three feather fans, one for each person to fan themselves in the summer.

Wenwen is a wind monster, so a fan made from her wing feathers is just right for fanning.

"I'll let you go this time, but if you try to frame me again next time, I'll strip you of all your feathers."

"Well……"

Wenwen didn't say anything, just whimpered, shook her half-missing wings, and lay on the ground pretending to be dead.

I didn't care about this guy who was pretending to be pitiful.

After saying this, A-ma turned around and walked back, leaving Wenwen lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

"Hmm~ This violent witch~"

Only after his mother walked away did Shemiemaru Bun crawl up from the ground.

He touched the top of his head: "Hiss... it hurts..."

Then he shook his wings.

"Well, half of the feathers are missing."

"But they are all small matters!"

As for the wings of monsters with high demonic powers, they can still grow quickly by consuming some demonic power.

Compared to these few feathers, it was good enough not to be beaten, as it saved me the pain of a physical beating.

"Luckily I admitted my mistake in time~ Otherwise I would have been beaten up by this violent witch~"

Wenwen rubbed her red forehead and muttered.

"How can I practice... I'm still too slow! I need to practice harder! From now on, as long as others can't catch up with me, then there will be no problem~!"

So... the saying "this won't happen again" doesn't exist in Gensokyo.

Boom~!

He punched the door that was closing in.

Came the angry voice of my mother.

"Asshole! You didn't even open the door!"

It turned out that when my mother arrived at the door of Morichika Rinnosuke's shop, she found that this guy had actually slipped away, and there was a note on the door saying that the shop would be closed for ten days.

This bastard...

My mother looked at the note on the door with gritted teeth... She wanted to punch it to pieces, but after thinking about the impact, she gave up.

Let this bastard go for now.

Since Morichika Rinnosuke has hidden himself, it will be even harder to find that girl Yakumo Yukari.

In the end, the result was just to teach the tengu a lesson.

That’s not right either…

I chased her for most of the day, but in the end I just gave her a slap on the face and plucked some feathers. No matter how I think about it, I feel like I was at a loss!
At least I'll charge her 2,000 yen.

She has contributed to the explosive sales of Wenwen Daily.

How could Xiu have miscalculated!

"Tsk...really...this group of lawless guys! Looks like I have to find a chance to restore order in this Gensokyo!"

Standing there, Amma felt like she had missed out on 100 million.

Just like that, my mother returned to the Hakurei Shrine with a dark face and muttering to herself.

"Hey~ Ah Hua~ You're back..."

As soon as she got home, A-ma saw Li Yu grinning and raising his hand to greet her.

……

"You're just being nice... You're smiling so obscenely~ What do you want to do!?"

As soon as my mother saw Li Yu greeting her with a playful smile, she felt something was not right. This guy was up to something!

"It's okay~ It's okay~"

Li Yu waved his hand: "I'm just so happy to see you~Hahaha...Well, I'll go cook~"

"What the hell, aren't you always taking ready-made food from your treasure trove?"

The more A-ma looked at Li Yu, the more she felt that this guy was hiding something.

clap clap clap...

At this time, Reimu came running over with her short legs.

"Mom, look~"

Ling Meng raised her little hand like she was offering a treasure, put it in front of her mother, and said, "Mother, mother, look at this~"

“This is~!”

My mother is a connoisseur of valuables. Just by looking at the magical fluctuations emanating from the bracelet in front of her, she can tell how valuable this bracelet is.

By the way, the bracelet is inlaid with gems and is made entirely of gold.

A high-end magic item made of luxurious materials.

At a shrine like the Hakurei Shrine, you can change a hundred of them and still have to turn a corner.

"Reimu, where did you get your bracelet?"

Although my mother had some guesses, she still had to confirm it.

But I guess I'm not wrong. Only the guy who controls all the treasures in the world can be so rich.

"This is what my father gave to Reimu..."

Little Reimu stood beside Li Yu with a bright smile on her face.

"So this is ah……"

After hearing what Reimu said, my mother nodded in confirmation...

“I really didn’t guess… huh…?
"Wait~!"

Amma's voice rose an octave and she exclaimed in shock.

~~!

"Dad~? What the hell is this!!!"

The sound was so loud that the roof shook three times.

Then he looked at Li Yu unkindly...

"You'd better explain it to me!"

Li Yu looked at his mother and his eyes gradually became fierce...

"Wait! I can explain!"

Li Yu quickly opened his hands and said to his mother.

"Ah……"

My mother gave Li Yu an expression that said, "Go on and make up your story. I'll watch you."

"Look~ Ever since I saw Reimu~ I've liked her so much. Besides, you see other children are all loved by their parents, right~"

"As for Xiao Lingmeng, she has never enjoyed her father's love since she was a child~"

"So, after I talked with Reimu this morning... Reimu decided to recognize me as his father~"

"That's what happened!"

After Li Yu finished speaking, he winked at Xiao Lingmeng frantically.

After hearing what Li Yu said, A'ma looked at the two of them suspiciously.

Xiao Lingmeng looked at her mother's gaze and Li Yu's hint, and nodded involuntarily.

"Really?"

"Yeah yeah~"

Little Lingmeng knows the difference between having a full meal and having every meal.

So he nodded to his mother and said, "Reimu also wants a father..."

"This one……"

Mom hesitated...

That bastard paparazzi just published such a piece of news this morning.

If the news that Reimu recognized Li Yu as her father spreads, she won't be able to wash herself clean even if she jumps into the sea! Bastard!

(End of this chapter)