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Chapter 404: Setting off for an expedition
Chapter 404: Setting off for an expedition
Ishtar emphasized the fact that there is one more box every day. In fact, what she meant was to remind Gudako that if you dare to forget me, you will be shot into a hornet's nest!
"Come on! Let's sign the contract! Hurry up! Don't dawdle!"
Gudako looked at the goddess Ishtar whose eyes had turned into $ symbols and immediately stepped forward to untie the heavenly chains on her body, and then signed a temporary contract with her!
"Hahahaha!" After signing the contract, Ishtar acted like a vicious dog and walked forward to take the two treasure boxes into her arms!
"Mine, mine, all mine! Hahahaha! One box every day, one box every day~" Ishtar hummed an unknown tune...
"Hey~ Miss Ishtar, you're not thinking about (delaying the battle indefinitely to ensure a box of treasure every day)~"
Looking at Ishtar who was already immersed in beautiful fantasies, Gudako suddenly had an idea and asked in a low voice.
"Yes...ah...how is it possible!" Ishtar blurted out at first, then immediately reacted and quickly changed her words: "I am a goddess! Ishtar! The goddess that the people believe in! How can I be so shameless..."
"I have given up all hope in your integrity!"
"Bah! Don't insult my innocence out of thin air~ How can I be the same as that Red and White Hundred Thousand! All right! You can leave now! Didn't that bastard Naked King assign you a mission? Hurry up and go! Don't stop me from counting the money here... um, I mean don't delay your own mission! All right! Hurry up and leave!"
Ishtar pushed Gudako out of the house with both hands.
Bang! The door of the room closed directly and almost hit someone's nose. At the door, Gudazi could vaguely hear the words coming from the room: "Little money, a lot of little money..."
"I always feel that it's super unreliable~" Gudako pulled the corner of her mouth, but she finally managed to deal with one of the three goddesses...
Of course, Gudako would never have imagined that the true alliance of the three goddesses was the flower of the underworld, Ere, who shared the same body with her.
I just hope that the next one will be so easy to deal with~ Of course she will never know that she will be facing a wrestling goddess who has been deeply poisoned by wrestling culture (laughs).
"How is it~?" As soon as Gudako left the house, Merry and others immediately came forward to ask.
Gudako made an OK gesture, saying, "No problem, I can do it~!"
"Well... I'm relieved but for some reason I feel like my faith has collapsed~" Siduri covered her chest and said with tears in her eyes. The goddess she believed in was just defeated by a pile of treasures. She felt that her faith of many years had completely collapsed. No wonder King Gilgamesh regarded her as a fool.
"Hahahaha! You don't know! Yesterday, that idiot Leonidas drank a glass of wine and got drunk and acted crazy in front of Lord Fujimaru. Hahaha, too funny!" On the city wall of the battle line, Ushiwakamaru pointed at Leonidas and laughed so hard that tears were about to come out.
"Who replaced my drink with wine? Think carefully about whose fault it is that I fell down, idiot!"
Leonidas shouted angrily. Even if Li Yu couldn't see the face under the mask, he would probably be blushing with shame.
"I don't know~" Ushiwakamaru smiled awkwardly and turned his face to the side: "It's not me anyway~"
"Turn your head around and look me in the face, you bastard!"
At this moment, the communicator in Li Yu's hand rang. It seemed that Gudako had taken care of it, Li Yu thought with a smile.
This is the Chaldean-made communicator that Meli brought with her when she came, so that both sides can communicate in time.
drop……
The communicator is connected.
Gudako: "Hello! Li Yu! Hahaha, I've got it done! Thank you for sending that big box of jewelry! Meli divided it into four boxes..." Gudazi repeated what happened.
After listening to this, Li Yu seemed to hear a voice in his mind: Ding Dong, team +1. Of course, this was all Li Yu's illusion. Sure enough, Ishtar was easy to deal with...
"Wait!" Li Yu said, "According to the amount of treasure I gave, it is enough to be divided into five small boxes!"
"Huh!?" Gudako was stunned.
"Damn Merlin~!" x2 Obviously both of them thought of the reason.
At the same time, Meili, who was drinking beer in the Uruk Tavern with four or five young ladies around her, sneezed unconsciously and rubbed her itchy nose: "Humph, there are always villains who want to harm me~"
"Hahaha~ Well~ King Gilgamesh has given me a new mission and I need to go out of the city tomorrow to do an investigation~ Do you want to come with me?"
"Okay~" Li Yu nodded: "You will pass by here tomorrow. I will wait for you at the city defense line."
After hanging up the phone, Gudako was ready to go to the downtown area to find Meili.
Li Yu just happened to face another wave of monsters attacking the city.
"Looks like I have to beat up Meowth Girl." Li Yu smiled and said, "It's time to count the revenge of Shining Festival!"
"Ahahaha! I didn't expect you could actually get that idiot to join your side~ Even though there was an element of trickery involved, I'm a man of my words. After observing you for the past two days, I've found that you're not completely useless~ So let's do this~ I'll arrange some work for you personally!"
"That's it~" Gudako raised the permit in her hand: "King Gilgamesh gave us this while saying this~ I didn't expect that the mission given to us would be led by Meili~"
"Ah~ Really Fujimaru was too active~ My plan to catch fish for two days was ruined~"
Mary said helplessly, leaning on her staff with one hand and scratching her cheek with the other.
"But speaking of which~" Li Yu tilted his head curiously and asked, "Why are your eyes dark circles?"
"He was beaten by Jill~" Anna whispered on the side: "He was caught and beaten by Jill because he embezzled Li Yu's treasure and spent it lavishly in the tavern~"
"Merlin, you've got your old problem again!"
Altria put her hands on her hips and scolded Meli.
"Hahaha~ Don't worry about the details~ Ouch!" A white little foot kicked Merlin's butt hard.
"Asshole! You are the one who embezzled my treasure!" Ishtar said angrily. This asshole, that was her treasure in the future! He embezzled it and spent it on wine and women! ?
"Ah, ah, ah!? No! I returned them all!"
"Humph! Who cares about you! Go to hell!"
Ishtar doesn't care that you haven't returned it yet.
He went up and gave him a beating.
"Fu Fu Fu!" Fu Fu jumped up and down with joy as she watched Mary getting beaten.
"So~ the goal of this mission is to investigate the city of Uru in the south, which is surrounded by dense forests." The fun was over (Meili: You call this kind of beating a fun thing? Where's your conscience!) Meili said as she tidied up her slightly messy clothes.
"I didn't expect you to go there this time!" Mou Qing, who had been listening to them, said, "Please be careful. King Gilgamesh sent people there to investigate more than once before, but no one returned safely. Even the servants Amakusa Shiro and Fuma Kotaro, who were summoned by King Gilgamesh, have all been lost."
After hearing this, Gudako said in surprise: "Why is it that the summoned Heroic Spirit is from Japan again? The response rate of Japanese Heroic Spirits to summons is so high and they are so active."
Benkei laughed and said, "Not only that, there are also Ibaraki Douji and Tomoe Gozen~ But Ibaraki disappeared at some point because of his rebellion, and Tomoe Gozen died together with the general of the demon beasts, Scorpion Man Giltablilu."
"Pfft! This Ibaraki guy... actually rebelled!? But I don't find it weird... It really fits that guy's style..." Gudako complained to herself.
Niu Niu Wan said angrily: "Ibaraki Douji also organized a local bandit group to harass the city from time to time. If I see him again next time, I will definitely fulfill my duty as a descendant of the Genji clan and chop off Ibaraki's head."
"That guy's head has been chopped off countless times... but he seems to never repent~"
"But for some reason I feel this guy is quite cute," Li Yu said thoughtfully.
"Where's the cuteness! Hey! This is just a naughty kid!"
"Yeah~" Li Yu nodded: "A naughty kid will behave himself after a beating~ Have you heard of this saying~?"
"What!?" Gudako was a little confused by Li Yu's sudden turn.
"He is still a child. We must not let him go..."
"What the hell!"
"Okay, okay, enough joking."
Meili waved her hand and said, "We should set off now. If we delay any longer, it will be very late when we get there."
"Then have a safe trip~" Ushiwakamaru said to Gudako, "But with Lord Li Yu following us, there shouldn't be any trouble, hahahaha, Lord Li Yu is exceptionally strong~"
"Hmm~" Mou Qing nodded in agreement: "In the past few days, Lord Li Yu has been here and our battle line has almost no casualties~ I am really grateful~ Then I wish you good luck in military affairs~ We should go to help Leonidas and His Highness Altria defend the city~"
"Hahaha, I feel safe with Altria around. That girl is super serious!" Meli nodded and said proudly, "After all, I taught her!"
"Fortunately, my personality is completely different from yours!!" Gudako complained.
"Well~ The spirit from Galahadesan can't help but want to beat you up..." Mashu said it was very hard to hold back.
"Hahahaha... let's just go!" Meli hurriedly changed the subject. You know, there were quite a few guys among the Knights of the Round Table who were eager to beat him up.
The group set off quickly. The people who went to investigate this time included Anna, Guda, Mashu, Meili, and Li Yu. Gou Ge was sent by Jill to perform other tasks. Now Uruk has entered the dual-king mode, with King Gilgamesh and Jill governing together. This situation made Wang Shanshan feel a lot more relaxed: "I shouldn't die from overwork..."
And then there is Ishtar. According to her words: "How dare you trouble the goddess to do this kind of investigation? If you dare to make such an excessive request, you'd better be prepared to be thrown to the moon by me!"
So Gudako handed today's treasure to Ishtar with stars in her eyes and was thrown out of the room: "If your opponent is not a goddess of the same level, don't bother me!"
So...the jungle exploration team sets out!
"Roar! Hiss!"
In the dense forest, a giant snake with a pitch-black body and seven heads blocked everyone's way.
"The magic power shows that this is at least A+ level monster!" Chaldea's investigation quickly reported
"Leave it to me," Li Yu took action and killed him easily.
Seeing Li Yu easily defeat the seven-headed snake, everyone else breathed a sigh of relief.
"I didn't expect that even the seven-headed hydra would show up. The frontline will become increasingly tense in the future~"
Anna put away the scythe in her hand, feeling a little disappointed that she didn't get the chance to attack.
"Yeah~" Merlin nodded and said, "I didn't expect that there would be so many children among the eleven. It seems that the goddess in the north can be regarded as the same entity as the god Tiamat."
"Eleven children~what are they?" Gudako asked in confusion.
"How bad is your theology course..." Li Yu looked at Gudazi helplessly: "Have you never done your homework~"
“Um…” Mashu said, “Senior always falls asleep during the theory class. I wonder if he really has no talent for learning or if Dr. Roman’s class has a deep hypnotic effect…”
"It must be that idiot's fault!" Roman's exasperated voice came through the communicator.
Anna then explained to Gudazi: "According to the Mesopotamian creation myth, that is the last child of Tiamat, the mother of the gods."
Then Roman continued to add: "Tiamat should be the original god in Mesopotamian mythology, not the first generation of gods."
"In Mesopotamian mythology, the universe is called An-Qi, where An means "sky and male god" and Qi means "earth and goddess". The goddess gave birth to life, while the male god was responsible for controlling life. When the sky and the earth were not yet officially divided into upper and lower parts, the male god Apsu and the goddess Tiamat had intercourse and gave birth to many gods."
"When the gods grew up as children, they began to desire power and hope for a wider world, and for this reason they rebelled against Tiamat."
Sizzle~ Roman felt a little dry in the mouth after talking for a while, so he took a sip of coffee to moisten his throat and continued, "Tiamat was angry and sad because of the betrayal of her own children, so she began to create new children. However, because it was only the goddess who created them, the children she gave birth to were no longer gods, but terrifying synthetic beasts. These were Tiamat's eleven children."
Then Merlin began to list the names of these monsters, such as: seven-headed snake, water snake, poisonous dragon, Babylonian dragon... Then there was the two-faced beast, but there was no specific legend left about what it looked like, followed by a huge lion, a lion dog, a scorpion man..."
"Oh!" Gudako slammed his palm! Suddenly realizing something, he pointed to the direction behind Meili: "Is that how it exists~"
"Yeah, that's right! That's a giant lion, that's right... What the hell!" Mary looked back and saw a giant lion running towards her from behind. The lion was as big as a hill, and the trees in the dense forest were trampled under its feet like grass. "So, when did that lion appear?"
Mary looked at the huge lion charging towards her, and her white hair stood up.
"I don't know~" Gudako said with a silly look on her face.
"boom!"
(End of this chapter)
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