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Chapter 524 Nezha Practices Medicine
"This doctor's diagnosis is completely wrong!"

Although Nezha is mischievous, he would never joke about other people's lives.

"This..." The doctor hesitated for a moment before saying to Nezha, "Young Master Nezha, although you often play pranks on us, this is a matter of life and death, so please be lenient."

The doctor bowed to Nezha, and then prepared to insert needles into the old woman.

"Certainly!"

Nezha immediately cast a spell to freeze the doctor and the young man.

Instantly, Nezha froze the two of them in place. This time, Nezha didn't hold back; not only could the two of them not move, but they also couldn't speak.

Then Nezha snatched the silver needles from the doctor's hand and inserted them directly into the old woman!
"We're doomed!" The two frozen people cried out in their hearts.

But the next moment, the doctor was shocked.

It turns out that after Nezha got the silver needles, he didn't just randomly stick them in as he had imagined. Instead, he used a very precise technique to insert them into the old lady's acupoints. His technique was even more skillful than Nezha's.

The doctor also noticed the acupuncture points Nezha used, which were a treatment for a different ailment. This ailment was 90% similar in appearance to the one he had diagnosed, but the treatment method was completely different.

At this moment, the doctor finally understood. Nezha wasn't just making trouble out of ignorance; he had come to a completely different conclusion. But this was too domineering—directly denying his diagnosis and forcibly proceeding with treatment. Nezha was so young! While he wasn't completely ignorant of pharmacology, he certainly lacked medical experience. The doctor, on the other hand, was the experienced physician…

He was certain that Nezha had misdiagnosed the old woman. Based on his many years of medical experience, he was certain that Nezha's diagnosis was correct, and with Nezha's direct and domineering treatment, the old woman was most likely doomed...

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Just as the doctor sighed, the old lady on the bed suddenly reacted.

This left the doctor somewhat dumbfounded.

"Cough cough cough..."

A slight cough came from the old woman's mouth. The old woman had actually woken up under Nezha's acupuncture?

"Impossible!!" The doctor stared wide-eyed at the old woman. Had Nezha really woken her up?

Doesn't that prove that I really made a wrong diagnosis?

"untie!"

Nezha pointed at them, breaking the spell that had immobilized them: "See! I told you you were wrong~ Now you believe me, right~~"

Nezha laughed with great pride.

With his hands in his pockets, his face was full of arrogance.

However, the two of them had no time to care about Nezha's attitude.

"This... I believe it, I believe it~"

The doctor nodded hastily. He had no choice but to believe it; the facts were right in front of him. Besides, he couldn't afford to mess with this little devil.

"Mother~," the young man exclaimed, forgetting his surprise, and hurriedly tried to help his elderly mother up.

"Hey~ Don't move~" Nezha quickly reached out to stop the young man: "You can't get up yet, you have to lie down~"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The young man nodded hurriedly. He now believed in Nezha, after all, if the doctor had really misdiagnosed him, his mother would be in trouble...

Thinking about this, the young man's gaze towards the doctor became less friendly...

Seeing the young man's eyes, the doctor smiled awkwardly and quickly explained the two diseases. Indeed, the two diseases have very similar symptoms, and many experienced doctors may confuse them. How did Nezha, this little devil, distinguish between them?

Thinking of this, the doctor disregarded his usual taboos towards Nezha and asked him a question.

"Hmph hmph hmph!" Nezha stood with his hands on his hips, his nose practically pointing to the sky: "Now you know how powerful I am, right? All these skills were taught to me by my master. Forget medicine and healing, I can now easily subdue demons and monsters! You'll have plenty of opportunities to witness my power in the future!"

Seeing Nezha's childlike behavior, the people present couldn't help but re-evaluate him.

Looking closely, Nezha isn't really any different from other children. Three years ago, after rumors spread that Nezha was the reincarnation of the Demon Orb, everyone avoided him, isolated him, avoided him, and feared him... But in the end, despite appearing many times in these three years, he has never harmed anyone. Although he likes to play pranks, what family doesn't have a mischievous kid?
Today, Nezha even saved his mother's life. Thinking of this, the young man subconsciously looked at the door that Nezha had kicked open for him and suddenly realized that this kid was actually quite nice.

"Maybe we're all wrong," the young man couldn't help but think.

"Thank you~" The young man immediately bowed and paid his respects to Nezha.

Nezha was completely taken aback by the sudden thank you, as he had never received thanks from anyone since he became conscious.

"Ha~ Haha~" Not knowing what to do, Nezha turned his head, chuckled twice, and waved his hand: "This... this is nothing, it's just a small matter for me~ By the way!"

Nezha was taken aback, then pointed to the table next to him and said, "Transform!"

A sheet of white paper appeared on the table in a flash, and then a hand produced a calligraphy brush.

"Hmm~" Nezha dipped the brush in his mouth, pondered for a moment, and then quickly wrote a prescription on the white paper.

"Here, take it!" Nezha tossed the blank sheet of paper to the young man nonchalantly. "Get the medicine yourself according to the prescription. I'm going to play now!"

Then Nezha put his hands in his pockets, turned around and walked towards the door with small, indifferent steps.

"This..." The young man handed the prescription to the doctor, who looked at it and said, "This prescription is even more refined than mine. If your mother takes this medicine, she should be fully recovered in less than half a month."

"It's this word..."

The doctor couldn't help but feel ashamed when he looked at the illegible, distorted handwriting on the prescription.

Luckily, the doctors write prescriptions in a very elegant and flowing hand, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to recognize the characters.

"Let me double-check it carefully~"

The doctor was prepared to read it twice more to avoid misreading the words and giving the wrong medicine.

The young man nodded happily after hearing this: "Then I'll have to trouble the doctor."

"You must go to the Li residence to express your gratitude afterward..." the young man's mother said at this moment. She had now fully regained consciousness and knew everything that had just happened.

"Yes, Mother!" the young man nodded heavily in response to the old woman.

Perhaps, I should change my impression of Nezha in the future?
The three people present couldn't help but think of this, but then they suddenly heard a commotion outside. The doctor couldn't help but chuckle. Sure enough, a brat is still a brat. However, even he himself didn't realize that he used to call Nezha a monster, but now he had changed it to a brat.

"Hahahahaha!"

"I'm a little monster~ free and carefree..."

"Don't run away... Hahahaha!"

Outside, Nezha started chasing and bullying other people's naughty children, but he had a bright smile on his face. He was obviously very happy that the people in the pharmacy had changed their opinion of him.

Today there were only three people, but perhaps the day when the whole city changes its impression of him is not far off?
"Ugh, so boring~~ Where did Master go today? He hasn't come at all~"

Nezha stood alone in the courtyard, bored, playing rock-paper-scissors with his own clone.

I went out and caused some trouble yesterday, but my mom still found out. I was planning to give Nezha a good lecture.

However, as soon as Lady Yin spoke, Nezha immediately apologized to her.

Then it's time to act cute~
This whole sequence of actions left Lady Yin speechless, unsure of what to say... Nezha's attitude in admitting his mistake was so good, and he even acted cute—this was something he had never done before...

Seeing his bewildered mother, who simply said a few words and then let him go, Nezha let out a wicked chuckle.

As expected, Master was right. What's this move called? Tell Master this move is called: (Sorry, I was wrong! I'll do it again next time! Operation!)
In short, admit your mistake first, then act cute, and you'll get away with it. Then you can do it again next time. Oh yeah! The secret manual given by the master is really useful.

And just like that, Nezha was let go without even realizing it.

and so……

"Master didn't come today, he must have something to do, right?" Nezha shook his head, munching on potato chips and drinking iced cola. Li Yu had given him a whole bunch of snacks.

There's nothing we can do; this little rascal is only three years old. "Let's go out and play!"

Nezha jumped up with a start.

"We went to the market yesterday, how about we go to the mountains today?"

Nezha turned his head and thought of something.

Then, using the same trick again, Nezha slipped away once more under the pitiful gaze of the barrier beast.

In the deep mountains not far from Chentang Pass, Nezha was now transformed into a tiger, chasing the small animals in the mountains away in all directions.

This guy can transform into a cheetah one minute, a wolf the next, and then a round, black-and-white beast the next – these are his favorite animals to transform into.

It is said to resemble an ancient mythical beast, which was the reason why the Yellow Emperor was able to defeat Chiyou.

A certain overlord, whose leg was being hugged by a black and white beast, covered his face.

Suddenly, a cry for help came from afar: "Help!!"

Upon hearing the voice, Nezha felt it was somewhat familiar and immediately dispelled the transformation spell, reverting to his original form.

Then, in a flash, he rushed off in that direction.

"Help...help me, please!"

A burly man, now behaving like a timid woman, slumped on the ground, staring at the monster before him, his face pale with fright.

"Hehehe! Go ahead and scream! No one will come to rescue you from this deep mountain forest even if you scream your lungs out~ Although a man's flesh is not as tender as a woman's, it's not a time to be picky about food when you're hungry."

A mandrill, over three meters tall and reeking of a foul odor, grinned at the man, its mouth full of sharp teeth, and said, "Wouldn't it be a waste not to enjoy this lunch that's been delivered to your door?"

"Huh!? Ugly monster, aren't you afraid of losing your teeth?"

A haughty voice rang out, and a tiny little figure leaped over from a distance, landing with a thud in front of the effeminate man.

"Nezha... Nezha??"

"Hey~ you sissy, what are you doing here? What are you doing here?"

Upon seeing the person on the ground, Nezha immediately recognized him as the unlucky fellow from Chentang Pass who always managed to escape his pranks.

"Where did this brat come from! Here to give me some extra food?"

Upon seeing that it was just a little devil, the mandrill calmed down.

"Heh heh heh~" Nezha sneered at the mountain demon. He spat out some saliva: "Where did this ugly monster come from? You're not good-looking but you have a big mouth. Don't you know that Chen Tang Pass is under my protection? No one in there can be bullied except me!"

“Nezha… Nezha…” Looking at Nezha, who stood resolutely in front of her, her heart fluttered, but she said, “Nezha! Go quickly! You can’t handle such a big monster! Go back to Chentang Pass and ask Commander Yin for help… I… I…”

The effeminate man was almost in tears. Facing such a monster, there was no chance of survival, but he figured he could at least escape if he could.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Can you move? If you can, you go first~ I'll deal with this ugly monster," Nezha said, glancing sideways at the effeminate man.

"Me...? I'll go first?...No...No! How could you possibly defeat such a big monster? You...you should run away quickly. You're so fast, you can definitely escape. I...my legs are too weak to run..." The effeminate man felt a surge of emotion upon hearing Nezha tell him to go first.

Although Nezha usually acts somewhat supernaturally and is different from them, he doesn't seem like someone who can defeat this monster. The mountain demon is over three meters tall, and Nezha standing in front of it doesn't even reach the calf of the monster.

To be honest, he was very touched that Nezha jumped out to save him. To say that he would leave Nezha, a child, behind and run away was something an adult couldn't do. Although he was effeminate, he was still an effeminate man with a backbone.

"Tch~ What a nuisance~" Nezha scoffed at the effeminate man slumped on the ground.

"Well, have you reached an agreement?" The mandrill's eyes gleamed with a fierce, hungry light.

"I advise you not to waste your energy and just obediently make my lunch!"

"You talk too much nonsense~"

"You brat! I've been putting up with you for ages!" The mountain spirit was furious at Nezha's attitude.
The next second, the mandrill pounced on Nezha! He decided to eat this foul-mouthed brat first, and then deal with that sissy.

"Aaaaah!" The effeminate man screamed, covering his mouth in fright as the mandrill attacked.

"Bang!" The mountain demon was kicked back by Nezha.

They came from the same place and returned in the same way; their trajectory remained unchanged.

"So weak? How did you even become a monster?"

"Damn it!" The mandrill's eyes widened as it charged forward again: "I was just careless..."

bump!
Nezha dodged lightly, ducked, and darted beneath the mountain demon. He kicked it in the stomach, sending the demon soaring into the sky.

Let me give you a piece of advice~

Whoosh!
Nezha jumped up and said, "If your horses aren't being mass-produced, I suggest you stay away from me!"

bump!
He kicked the mandrill back to the ground: "Because after I killed you, your family will be wiped out~ You ask me what I mean? Of course, it's because you're dead!"

boom!
The mandrill landed on the ground and rolled around several times until it knocked down several trees before finally stopping.

"You little brat! I'm going to eat you!"

Blood dripped from the corner of the mandrill's mouth as it stared intently at Nezha. Running away would have been the best option at this moment, but Nezha's witty remarks made it lose its most basic rationality.

Looking at the mountain demon Nezha who had lost his mind in anger, Li Yu admired Li Yu even more. The Zuan battle tactics taught by his master were indeed powerful. It was worth spending half a day memorizing those witty lines.

"Look how angry you are~" Nezha continued to mock, conjuring a scroll in his hand: "Come, come, here's a family portrait to calm you down~"

The scroll was thrown out, revealing only a solitary portrait of a mandrill: "Look how lucky you are, a mere demon can paint a whole family portrait. I bet your father would be happy for you if he knew this from beyond the grave!"

"I'll kill you!" The mountain demon instantly forgot the difference in strength and charged forward, swinging its large claws and attacking Nezha with no strategy whatsoever.

"That's right, that's exactly the kind of spirit I want! Let's finish this quickly, I want to go play shuttlecock at your grandma's grave later!"

"mix……"

Just as the mandrill was getting dizzy from Nezha's anger, it didn't notice that Nezha suddenly had a sword in his hand. Swish!

A flash of sword light, and the mandrill's head was severed.
With a thud, the mandrill's body crashed to the ground.

"Hey~ are you alright?" Nezha squatted down in front of the effeminate man and asked.

"I...I'm fine..." The effeminate man never dreamed that he would actually survive.

"What are you doing in this deep mountain forest by yourself? If it weren't for me, you'd be inside a monster's belly by now..."

“I…I was gathering herbs…” The effeminate man pointed to a herb under a tree in the distance.

"What a nuisance..." Nezha clicked his tongue, walked over, grabbed a handful of herbs, and tossed them to the effeminate man: "Hurry up and go~ I'll go back with you, so you don't get eaten by a monster. Otherwise, all my efforts to save you would have been for nothing~"

"Um... thank... thank you..." the effeminate man said to Nezha in a hesitant and awkward manner.

"Hmph~ It's nothing, it's nothing at all~" Nezha wrinkled his little nose and said smugly after hearing this.

Afterwards, Nezha sent the effeminate man back to Chentang Pass, and then skipped and hopped home.

As soon as I got home, I noticed that the atmosphere at home was a bit strange.

Upon asking the servants, they learned that Li Jing had returned and was waiting for him in the main hall...

(End of this chapter)