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Chapter 544 Asking for Pills
After Yang Jian and his sister had been cultivating for three to five days, Li Yu began to get a little impatient.

It wasn't that he had any issues with the two of them, but rather that he felt Yang Jian's cultivation was progressing too slowly.

Due to his own circumstances, Li Yu could not stay in this world for long.

He's already getting Hikari to help him make the locator.

We'll be able to pinpoint the bastard who hit someone and then attacked him very quickly.

During this time, Li Yu also successfully created his own universe using the six Infinity Stones.

He directly reached the peak of the Seventh Sense.

He'd already used over 100 million of his 200 million points, leaving him with insufficient points to break through to the eighth sense.

Even so, it greatly increased his strength.

It's important to know that the attack speed of a Gold Saint is at least at the speed of light.

He is now a genuine Gold Saint with the Seventh Sense at its peak.

Destroying a star in one hit is entirely possible without the barrier of the gods.

Li Yu
Age: 19
Health Level: 11.8
Strength level: 12.9 (normal)
Overall rating: 13
综合:仙人体LV9，轮回转生眼LV9，氪星血脉LV10，未知血脉LV5（LV18）赛亚人血脉LV10（待开发）小宇宙（第七感巅峰）
Cultivation Technique: Ultimate Spirit Refining Technique.

The unknown bloodline has been upgraded by two levels, and the Saiyan bloodline development level has also improved.

This further enhanced Li Yu's strength.

Let's leave that aside for now and talk about Yang Jian first.

If Li Yu leaves then, without him suppressing the rebellion, the Heavenly Court might try something underhanded.

Although, given the Jade Emperor's nature of following his heart, the possibility is very small.

So Li Yu's eyes darted around a few times, and his gaze involuntarily drifted toward the Tushita Palace.

Cough cough cough... Anyway, Laozi himself wouldn't eat his own elixir, would he?
The elixir, painstakingly refined over a thousand years, first benefited Sun Wukong, who swallowed it whole. Then, five hundred years later, after Sun Wukong became a Buddhist monk and had a disciple named Chenxiang, the elixir was also swallowed whole…

The monkey lineage has a grudge against Laozi's elixir of immortality.
So, instead of profiting from unborn monkeys, it would be better to...

Hehehehe~ Thinking of this, Li Yu immediately said to the three people still cultivating in the distance, "You guys keep practicing, I'm going out for a bit~"

Before leaving, Li Yu left behind a clone, which then vanished in a flash!
Whoosh! In the next second, Li Yu had already appeared at the South Heavenly Gate.

Upon Li Yu's appearance, the guards at the South Gate instantly recognized him, and their expressions changed to this: !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

Then it turned into this: (°Д°≡°Д°)
Looking at the heavenly soldiers and generals who were terrified by him, Li Yu couldn't help but let out a bitter smile. Damn it, am I that scary? Look at how frightened they are... Don't you have any self-awareness?

"Alright, alright~ Calm down~ Look how scared you all are, I'm not going to cause you any trouble~"

Li Yu rolled his eyes, then said to the guard at the South Heavenly Gate, "I have business to attend to at the Tushita Palace today."

"So...so they were looking for...looking for Laozi~" A guard breathed a sigh of relief and stepped forward, clasping his hands in a fist salute to Li Yu, saying, "Lord Li...please come in, the Tushita Palace is...in that direction..."

What the hell is this "Master Li" thing...?

Li Yu's face darkened upon hearing this terrible address...

Ultimately, it's all because his reputation is too great... He doesn't have any official title in the heavens, nor does he have any Daoist name. All people know is that this mysteriously appearing powerhouse is called Li Yu.

But they didn't dare to have even a lowly celestial soldier address Li Yu by his given name, so they just called him "Lord Li" instead...

After careful consideration, Li Yu figured out the key point and also felt that the title "Lord Li" did have a certain charm...

You see, in the original novel, many people call Yang Jian "Second Master"~ Hmm, not bad~
Li Yu nodded and patted the mustachioed guard on the shoulder: "Good~ I understand, you guys do your job well~"

Li Yu then leaped into the air and flew in the direction the other party had indicated.

Before long, Li Yu arrived at the main gate of the Tushita Palace.

bang bang bang~
Li Yu raised his hand and knocked on the gate of the Tushita Palace.

He didn't intend to steal the elixir like the monkey, because the reason the monkey and Chenxiang were able to steal the elixir was entirely due to Laozi's own deliberate actions.

Otherwise, given Laozi's strength, what could a newly enlightened monkey possibly do if he wanted to cause trouble? He'd be utterly crushed in a heartbeat!
creak...

The main gate opened from the inside, and two young Taoist disciples came out to greet the guests... cough... Laozi's two young disciples came out to welcome him.
Li Yu guessed that these two little ones must be the future Golden Horn and Silver Horn. They had lived for hundreds of years but still looked like eight or nine-year-old children, their minds not mature at all. No wonder they were easily fooled by the monkey.

Then Li Yu thought about it again and realized that this was not right. A day in heaven is a year on earth. The monkey had been suppressed on earth for five hundred years, while there are only five hundred days in heaven. It's a little over a year, less than two years... How much can a child grow? So, in a sense, the monkey was bullying the child!
"Welcome, Lord Li, to the Tushita Palace. The master specifically sent the two of us to greet you..."

As the door opened fully, the two little ones spoke to Li Yu in their childish voices.

"Good job~ You're very well-behaved~" Li Yu patted the two little ones' heads, grabbed a handful of candy and gave them to them: "Go eat some~"

"Thank you, Master Li!" Children always like snacks and the like, and even immortals are no exception.

The boy led Li Yu into the Tushita Palace, where Laozi was sitting cross-legged on a futon, refining elixirs.

"Fellow Daoist Li Yu, please have a seat. I never expected to meet you here so soon after we parted at Lingxiao Palace."

Lao Jun gestured to Li Yu, indicating that he should sit down.

Then, while pouring tea, he said with a cheerful smile.

Li Yu smiled and said, "It may only take a moment for Laozi, but I've been here in the mortal realm for over ten days."

Li Yu picked up the teacup in front of him and took a satisfied sip: "Good tea!"

After taking a sip of tea, Li Yu felt his mouth filled with a refreshing fragrance, and his mind became clear.

Indeed, it was excellent tea, no less than the treasures in his treasury. After all, it was served to guests by a top figure in a world; it would be unreasonable if it were inferior.

"Hehehe~ This is spiritual tea that I grew myself. If you like it, young friend, I'll have my apprentice pack some for you to take back with you later~"

Laozi stroked his long beard and smiled very kindly.

Li Yu felt a great deal of goodwill towards Laozi, who looked remarkably like the old actor from his previous life.

The respected veteran actor from the previous life, whether he played Ji Gong or Laozi in The Lotus Lantern, always made people feel close when he smiled.

"Alright then~ I won't stand on ceremony with you, Lao Jun..." Li Yu chuckled and turned to the boy, saying, "Don't pack too much later, ten or eight jin will do~"

After hearing Li Yu's words, Lao Jun instinctively lost his grip and plucked a small tuft of his beard...

What the hell?
Ten or eight pounds?
Holy crap... So you're really not going to be polite... You really think this spiritual tea is as cheap as cabbage!

He's only accumulated about twenty jin of fat over all these hundreds of years, and this kid wants to take almost half of it right off the bat... What a bastard!

"Hehe..." Lao Jun forced a smile: "I wonder what brings young friend Li Yu to my Tushita Palace this time?"

Lao Jun hurriedly asked Li Yu about his purpose this time. He had already figured it out; this kid was also a shameless and ruthless fellow...

"Oh, is that so?" Li Yu said with a slight smile, "This humble one has come here to ask Laozi for some elixirs of immortality."

"This humble one thanks Laozi in advance!"

What the hell?
Did I say I gave it to you?
Would you like to thank me in advance?
Is it too late for me to refuse now?
This brat...

How can you be so shameless...?

I haven't even said I'd give it to you yet, why are you thanking me already...?

We're all top-tier figures, so please thank me first. Can I refuse?

cough……

Forcibly suppressing a bad premonition welling up inside him, Lao Jun coughed dryly, not immediately agreeing, but instead asking, "This... young friend Li Yu, you should know that although my elixir is said to be incredibly miraculous by outsiders, you should also understand that this elixir has no effect on people of our level..."

Laozi felt bitter at this point. He had cultivated for so many years to reach this level, but what about the other person? How old was he, yet he was already at the same level as him?

Is this Pangu's own son? Even if he started cultivating from the womb, it wouldn't be this exaggerated... "Hahaha~ Lao Jun misunderstands~" Li Yu smiled with narrowed eyes: "I didn't come to ask for the pill for myself. You may have heard that I protected that child Yang Jian."

"Hmm~ I have indeed heard about this matter~" News from the Heavenly Court spreads very quickly.

Li Yu's imposing manner in the Lingxiao Palace, as if he were recreating heaven and earth, was witnessed by so many people that all the immortals paid extraordinary attention to this ominous star.

So after Li Yu protected Yang Jian, many immortals heard the news and quietly added Yang Jian to their list of people who were not to be trifled with in the Three Realms.

"That's exactly right~ I recently accepted Yang Jian and his sister as disciples and have already taught them immortal techniques... so... hehehehe, you know what I mean, Laozi~"

Li Yu grinned at Laozi, raising an eyebrow...

"You little rascal!" Laozi pointed at Li Yu and laughed, "In all the Three Realms, only you and I are so cheeky! No respect for elders at all!"

Although he said that, Laozi did not seem very angry.

Li Yu's way of interacting with young people was still quite novel to him, after all, he used to be very respectful to everyone who came.

Li Yu's playful and slightly roguish nature actually gave him a sense of novelty.

Of course, this was when facing Laozi (Taishang Laojun). If it were the stubborn Yuanshi Tianzun (Yuanshi Tianzun), the two probably wouldn't get along so harmoniously.

"Alright, alright~ I'll give you face, kid. After all, you've already asked, it wouldn't be right for me to refuse~ But what can I do, I can't beat you~"

In the end, Laozi even cracked a little joke, which was quite rare for him.

"Oh, look at what you're saying, Laozi."

Li Yu downed the tea in his cup in one gulp, then poured himself another cup with a splash: "It's not like I'd just take it from you if you disagreed!"

"oh!?"

Lao Jun gestured with his lip: "Then this old Taoist won't give it to you?"

"Hey, hey, hey~ That won't do~" Li Yu quickly said, "You old man, you can't go back on your word. If you don't give it to me, I can't rob you, but I'll steal it~"

Lao Jun almost spat out his tea.

"You brat~ You have absolutely no dignity befitting a Celestial Venerable!"

Lao Jun angrily pointed at Li Yu's head and said, "Tell me~ how many do you want? Which kind do you need~"

"Haha~ I don't need many, I don't need many~"

Li Yu waved his hand and said, "Why don't you take me to your alchemy room, Laozi? Although I don't refine pills, I do know that there are many kinds of pills, such as those made of metal, wood, water, fire, earth, and so on."

"Okay, okay, I give up~"

Lao Jun shook his head and smiled, "Come with me."

Lao Jun got up and took Li Yu to the alchemy room where he usually stored elixirs.

Upon entering the room, Li Yu saw several large cabinets filled with a dazzling array of pills and gourds.

There are at least several hundred of them. Underneath the gourds are small labels that describe the uses of various elixirs.

Some can increase physical strength, and some can increase power. Hmm, this is probably the kind that Dingxiang ate in the original Lotus Lantern.

There are also those that can increase magical power when consumed.

Li Yu looked at the dazzling array of pills.

There are also antidote pills, longevity pills, beauty pills...

Li Yu was dazzled by the sight.

"Take whatever you need yourself~"

Lao Jun looked at Li Yu and laughed, perhaps at this moment he really believed Li Yu's words that he wouldn't need many...

"Alright~ then thank you, Lao Jun, I won't stand on ceremony with you..."

"Hmm~ No need to be polite..."

Wait a minute... why does that sound so familiar?

Lao Jun suddenly remembered that Li Yu had just said "You're welcome" and then directly asked for half of his immortal tea...

Whoosh whoosh whoosh!
In the brief moment that Lao Jun was stunned, he saw Li Yu's figure moving as if it had been accelerated.

The afterimages were so fast they were visible...

In an instant, half of the alchemical gourds in the cabinet disappeared!
"Stop it, you old Taoist!"

Lao Jun immediately shouted out.

"Tsk..." Seeing that Laozi had already realized what was happening, Li Yu couldn't help but feel a pang of regret.

"Oh dear~ that's my savings!"

Lao Jun looked at the gourd, which was now only a third full, with a pained expression on his face, his eyes twitching with heartache.

"You brat~ Didn't you say you wouldn't need many?"

Lao Jun pointed at Li Yu with his whisk and said, "How come you took all my savings!"

"Oh dear~ what I mean is, a few pills are definitely not enough~ Yang Jian has boundless potential within him, how can a few pills possibly unleash that potential~"

"Besides, I didn't move everything out..."

"Pah! You little rascal, you're really wicked... If I hadn't stopped you, my alchemy room would be gone!"

"Get out!" Lao Jun raised his whisk and lashed it across Li Yu's buttocks.

"Oh dear~ Why are you turning your back on me like this, old man~"

Li Yu could tell from Lao Jun's expression that the other party was not truly angry.

He laughed and joked with the old man before running out.

"From now on, even if I were to jump off the South Heavenly Gate, I would never let you enter my alchemy room again..."

Lao Jun looked furious and pointed at Li Yu.

"Hehehe~ Don't be so stingy~"

Golden ripples appeared behind Li Yu, and a large number of bottles and jars emerged from them.

"Look~" Li Yu pointed to a large pile of ornate bottles and jars on the ground and said, "This is my return gift to you~"

Li Yu picked up a wine pot and opened the lid, and a rich aroma of wine immediately filled the entire room.

"You've got some conscience, kid!" Lao Jun snatched the wine pot from Li Yu's hand and sniffed it lightly: "Hmm, not bad, even better than the immortal wine at the Peach Banquet."

Lao Jun also enjoyed drinking, and he was always present at the Peach Banquet.

Although in terms of value, Li Yu's fine wines cannot compare to those elixirs.

However, given Laozi's level, he wouldn't need these elixirs himself, and keeping them would be pointless. At most, they could be used to appease some immortals and juniors who came seeking elixirs.

But this fine wine is different; it can still satisfy Laozi's appetite.

So for the two of them, there's no question of losing out... after all, they're both big shots...

So Li Yu returned to Chentang Pass with hundreds of gourds of elixirs.

Laozi, on the other hand, opened a large pot of fine wine and savored it with relish.

Bashi~
(End of this chapter)