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Chapter 553 The Art of the Harem
If he were determined to rebuild the world, none of the Celestial Venerables in this world would agree.

Nuwa, the Three Pure Ones, Jieyin and Zhunti, and also the Human Emperor Fuxi.

These individuals are all titled Celestial Venerables, meaning their combat power exceeds level ten. No matter how powerful Li Yu is, he is unlikely to be able to defeat seven equally powerful individuals.

After all, this world is related to the fruits of their spiritual attainment throughout their lives.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor offered huge rewards, and he was going all out to save face and maintain the dignity of the Heavenly Court.

If we are forced to bow down and admit defeat this time, the Heavenly Court will lose its prestige, and anyone with a bit of ability will no longer respect it.

In fact, the Jade Emperor did not know that even those who are capable now do not take him seriously.

"Benefactor Yang, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but turning back is the shore. Heed this humble monk's advice to turn back..."

"The Jade Emperor represents heaven and earth, and the Heavenly Laws are the embodiment of the order of heaven and earth... Fairy Yao Ji violated the Heavenly Laws, and this consequence is her own doing..."

"Nonsense!"

Before Yang Jian could speak, Nezha, who was radiating heat, shouted, "The interaction of Yin and Yang, the cycle of reincarnation and reproduction, is also a fundamental principle of heaven and earth!"

"Why is it that the Jade Emperor can have ten golden crows and seven fairy maidens with the Queen Mother?! Brother Yang Jian is an outrage against all reason!"

Whoosh! Yang Jian raised his hand, and the cloak behind him billowed up as well.
"Nezha, there's no need to reason with them... In their eyes, I'm just a monster anyway!"

"Since it's a monster, there's no need to reason with it."

Yang Jian looked up at Dipankara Buddha and said, "I don't understand or want to hear your grand principles. All I know is that I am my mother's son. My mother is suffering under Peach Mountain! How can I, as her son, turn a blind eye to this!"

"You dare to stop me today? Let's see if you have the guts!"

"Amitabha~" Dipankara chanted a Buddhist prayer: "Since you, Benefactor Yang Jian, are so stubborn, then don't blame this humble monk for taking action to subdue the demon..."

"If you want war, then let's fight! Stop with all this nonsense!"

Nezha roared!
Flames erupted from his body!

The Fire-Tipped Spear burst forth with divine flames that soared into the sky, and Ao Bing's magical power was at its limit. Dragon scales appeared on his face, and his eyes changed from human pupils to the beastly pupils of a dragon.

hum!
In an instant, the three of them attacked the lamp simultaneously!

"Ah~"

With a sigh, Randeng clasped his hands together, and a golden statue appeared behind him, radiating Buddhist light.

Then, a huge golden Buddha's palm descended from the sky with a loud boom!
It fell directly at the heads of the three people!
bong!

A deafening explosion rang out, and the water in the Heavenly Pools surrounding Yaochi burst open.

The jade floor cracked and split open in all directions.

The surrounding celestial soldiers, generals, and officials were all thrown hundreds of meters away by the aftershocks of the battle.

The Queen Mother felt a pang of heartache at the sight.

These are no ordinary materials. The water and lotus flowers in that Heavenly Pool are top-grade celestial treasures. Although they cannot compare to her peaches of immortality, they are still rare treasures in the world.

Furthermore, the jade on the ground is a rare celestial jade found in the Three Realms. Its hardness is no less than that of ordinary celestial artifacts, and it even has the effect of promoting the cultivation of immortals.

At the same time, it is also evident that the power of these people's fight is evident. The aftershocks alone were enough to shatter this celestial treasure. If it were in the mortal realm, it would probably have directly shattered the mountains and rivers of an entire region.

Whoosh whoosh!
Yang Jian and the other two were sent flying backward in the explosion, landing heavily on the ground and sliding more than ten meters before finally stopping with a hard stomp on the ground, creating a large crater.

A trickle of blood oozed from the corner of Yang Jian's mouth.

“Amitabha, you three benefactors, please step back. Do not make a mistake for yourselves. You are no match for this humble monk. It is not too late to turn back now.”

"Although the three of you are rare masters in the Three Realms, you are still slightly inferior to this humble monk."

"This humble monk does not wish to harm the three of you; please leave..."

"Randeng said with a kind and benevolent expression."

To be honest, if these three people weren't related to Li Yu, Randeng would have already captured them and brought them back to Mount Ling.

Although Yang Jian is not as good as me, it depends on who I'm comparing him to.

Randeng was a powerful figure from the same era as the Three Pure Ones.

Although he was unable to break through that barrier due to limited talent, in this world, Burning Lamp can definitely be considered the number one person below the Heavenly Venerable.

With a combat power of up to level nine, he was just a little short of breaking through that level, but unfortunately...

Although the difference in combat power is less than ten levels, it is a world of difference from the next realm.

It can be said that apart from Randeng, no one in this world can so easily crush Yang Jian.

This is why Buddhism allowed Dipankara to make the first move, because Li Yu was already being restrained by Laozi.

One person, Randeng, was enough to suppress Yang Jian and the other two, while Jieyin and Zhunti were in the rear, responding to all changes with unchanging tactics.

Bang bang bang!
Violent explosions and various divine lights rang out continuously in the Jade Pool.

Yang Jian and the other two joined forces to fight against the golden Buddha statue of Dipankara, but the result was not ideal.

“Nezha, as the reincarnation of the Demon Orb, you should have died under the tribulation of lightning. Now that you have broken through your destiny, do not remain stubbornly deluded…”

"Tui!! What business is it of yours how I behave!"

This was the first time Nezha had faced a powerhouse far beyond his own level. His current combat strength was only fluctuating between level seven and eight at most. The reason he was able to sweep through enemies in the sky was mostly due to his divine artifacts, which were top-tier magical treasures in this world.

However, it proved inadequate when facing the Dipankara Buddha.

At that moment, Nezha suddenly came up with a plan.

This tactic might be hard to explain for others, but for those bald Buddhists...

Nezha smirked and telepathically told Yang Jian and Ao Bing, "I'll make him reveal a weakness. You two seize the opportunity to deliver a powerful blow!" "He's much stronger than us. You can make him reveal a weakness? Are you in danger?" Ao Bing asked hurriedly.

“Yes, Nezha, if it’s too dangerous, then forget it… We can always discuss it further. I can’t let you be in danger because of me…”

Yang Jian absolutely could not let anything happen to this brother who had selflessly helped him.

"It's alright, this trick of mine works wonders on these bald bastards!" Nezha said with a wicked grin. "Just watch! Oh, and whatever you do, don't fall for it!"

Yang Jian and Ao Bing were both completely bewildered. What kind of technique is so powerful? Does it indiscriminately attack friend and foe?

Then the two saw Nezha fly towards the lantern floating in mid-air.

"You bald monk! Take this! The True Harem Technique!"

shhhhhh!
In an instant, Nezha created thousands of clones!

Looking at the thousands of clones, Ran Deng thought disdainfully, "These mere clones would shatter at the slightest touch. What use are so many?" In his divine sense, they couldn't even confuse the enemy.

But... Nezha had no intention of confusing him at all; on the contrary, he wanted him to see things as clearly as possible!

Transform!

Bang bang bang!
In an instant, all of Nezha's thousands of clones transformed into... all sorts of beautiful women!

From loli to young girl! From young girl to mature woman, from mature woman to wife.

They were dressed in a variety of styles, from innocent and sexy to alluring office lady uniforms, JK schoolgirl outfits, and even half-naked aprons...

Black stockings, white stockings, beach bikinis... nurses, doctors, and all sorts of trendy outfits.

Various kinds... various kinds...

Ran Deng had never seen anything like this before...

Let alone the lamp-lighting lamp, no one present had ever seen one before... The Jade Emperor was completely stunned.

Even Yang Jian and Ao Bing, who were on the same side, were stunned.

"What are you standing there for! Hurry up!" Nezha's voice echoed in their hearts, bringing them back to their senses.

Just then, the Nezha in front of Ran Deng suddenly transformed into the Queen Mother of the West!
Especially her outfit!

Dressed in a black and white sailor uniform with black stockings, she winked at Ran Deng and made a "hmm~" sound.

"Amitabha! Do not look at what is improper!" After taking a fierce look, Randeng quickly closed his eyes, his mind already in a state of chaos.

Having cultivated for so many years, he had always been pure of heart and free from desires, and had absolutely no experience with matters between men and women. Being exposed to such an exciting thing right away almost made his heart explode.

Then... Ran Deng felt a sharp pain in his chest and head!
When he opened his eyes, he saw Yang Jian's three-pointed double-edged sword, covered in Armament Haki, gleaming with divine light, stabbing fiercely into his chest.

And then there's Ao Bing's double hammers...

careless...

boom!
The lamp fell to the ground with a thud, like a shooting star.

"Junior brother...where did you learn this move...it's too...this is too..." Yang Jian turned to Nezha and stammered.

"Hahahaha... I learned it from the comics my master showed me~ Otherwise, where would I get so many inspirations~" Nezha scratched his head and chuckled.

"Just whatever you do, don't let your uncle and aunt find out, or you'll be in big trouble!"

Yang Jian pointed to Nezha's little forehead and said.

"Outrageous...outrageous...utterly rebellious! Utterly rebellious!"

The Queen Mother of the West trembled with rage, pounding the table with all her might, completely disregarding her composure, and finally let out a scream in fury!
Looking at the other deities, they all buried their heads in the ground, lying prone and pretending to be dead, indicating that they had seen and heard nothing...

"bump!"

The body of Ran Deng emerged from the ruins, with a gruesome wound on his chest.

The blood of the Buddha, shimmering with golden light within its bright red color, flowed out, staining the originally neat monk's robes with a color that did not belong to them.

"It's simply..."

Randeng's chest heaved violently. He was so angry at Nezha's actions that he was speechless. Nezha had ruthlessly cracked open his unwavering Buddhist heart, which had remained steadfast for thousands of years.

"Since you all remain stubbornly deluded, then this humble monk will today use the Buddha's teachings to subdue the demons!"

"Oh? So you seem quite confident in your abilities~"

A voice rang out, and Li Yu's figure reappeared in the Jade Pool.

When the Jade Emperor saw Li Yu, he was so frightened that he almost jumped up.

How did he end up here...?

Shouldn't he be restrained by Laozi at this point?!
"Amitabha……"

Instead, it was Dipankara who, after a moment of stunned silence, uttered a Buddhist chant and said, "Benefactor Li Yu... even if your cultivation is boundless... isn't it a gross underestimation of me that this mere avatar can stop me..."

So it was just a clone...

The Jade Emperor and his companions breathed a sigh of relief...

"Then let's give it a try..."

Li Yu squinted his eyes and smiled.

Then, his right hand gently brushed across his waist, and a shimmering golden belt appeared around Li Yu's waist.

"Transformation~"

(End of this chapter)