I'm crazy spoilers in the dimensional chat group

Chapter 91: Snatching food from the tiger’s mouth in the chat group?
Why would I buy it if it can’t be used?
Shinichi Ishihara looked like he had eaten shit.

"What should I do? These guys are obviously coming for me!"

Ishihara Shinichi shouted to the system in frustration: "What kind of organization is this Dimension Patrol?"

Ishihara Shinichi's system elf briefly explained the origins of the Dimension Patrol.

"Does that mean I am definitely wanted now?"

"That's right."

"You bastard, you've got me killed! If I'm wanted by such a powerful force, I'm doomed!"

"Host, calm down. I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious yet."

"As long as the host works hard and kills this team, the sky is high and the birds fly freely. There are infinite parallel universes and the dimensional patrol team can't do anything to you."

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course it's true. The host and the system are one. They prosper together and suffer together."

The system elf was fooling Shinichi Ishihara.

"This time the system will use all its energy to help the host escape from this predicament."

As for whether Shinichi Ishihara will still be alive in the future, the system cannot guarantee it.

It only needs to break through this blockade to find its next host.

Seeing Shinichi Ishihara calm down again, the system elf couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the spore transformation would reduce his IQ and EQ, otherwise, with the cunningness of humans, it would be difficult to fool them.

Then the system suddenly sensed something.

In the system space, a group of black air with facial features was cursing.

"You are such a jerk, you are a jerk to the opposite system."

"You're stealing my energy!"

"Ahhh you little bitch! You're going to die!"

It turns out that this system destroys the world in order to earn the enormous power of cause and effect, but it is different from some of the rulers in the Chaos and Good camps.

Others act in a trickle, slightly changing the course of the world or extracting a portion based on the host's impact on the world.

Most of the chaotic and evil camp systems are formed by the embodiment of human evil beliefs. They use the destruction of the world as a means to make a fortune and leave.

By the way, although they fish hard, they don’t give much to the host.

For example, the current one.

Shinichi Ishihara destroyed the Han Kingdom in the previous world, and was almost beaten to death by a certain Cao Zhenhun who did not want to reveal his name (because Shinichi Ishihara escaped, a certain Cao Zhenhun with a martial spirit body felt ashamed, so he did not want to reveal his name)

The audience members said one after another that they did not know this Cao Yanbing.

And the system elf felt that its cause and effect was being taken away.

As the parasites outside were killed.

His huge cause and effect was being taken away bit by bit by the other party.

Ahhhh, damn it little bitch! That's all mine, mine, mine! Give it back to me!

In response to this, the chat group said, I’m sorry, I can’t pay it back, I’m just a thoughtless ruler.

At most, there will be an intelligent AI to provide customer service.

Please turn right for this complaint.

Shinichi Ishihara's system was furious, but it was useless and he could only rage helplessly.

Li Yu naturally could not have imagined that the points reward they got from killing monsters were all taken away by the chat group system.

Looking at Uchiha Madara.

The little black man who was scared away by Ban's murderous aura ran onto the helicopter in his pants soaked with urine.

It was not until the plane flew thousands of meters away that Xiao Mo finally came to his senses.

The first feeling I had when I came to my senses was shame.

He was actually scared to the point of peeing his pants in front of audiences from all over the world just by a look!
This made him feel extremely humiliated. He had suffered such humiliation in the United States. He was a noble Mexican who took to the streets to protest at the slightest disagreement. He was a Mexican who bought for free!
"Fuck it, shit!"

"Shit!"

When the little Mo Ren came to his senses and had already walked far away, he started to curse. He thought he had walked far away and Uchiha Madara should not be able to hear his voice.

So he wanted to save some of his lost dignity in front of the audience. But he never expected that Uchiha Madara would have the ability of observation.

Naturally, Uchiha Madara would not fail to learn such a convenient ability as Observation Haki.

[Okay, this guy has cerebellar atrophy, right?]

[Very good, you already have a way to die]

[Uchiha Madara: Damn, Hashirama never scolded me]

[Wax]

[Dead, no hope, next one]

[I slipped away and went to Zi...'s live broadcast room. My Zi is so beautiful]

[If you hadn't added that ellipsis, I would have believed you. Don't think I don't know what you want to say, haha]

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room only heard a loud bang.

Then the screen went black.

[Sure enough, what did I say?]

[This little Mexican with a bad mouth haha]

[He is not only a bad mouth but also a fool. But most Mexicans are like this and there is nothing we can do about it.]

[The poor cameraman and the pilot were completely implicated by the Mexicans]

[May there be no ink man in heaven]

[Enough! You are really racist. I will go to the parade and send you a lawyer's letter! ]

[Haha, there are two types of people I hate the most in my life. One is the racist and the other is the Mexican. Come here! ]

Looking at Uchiha Madara here, it turns out that after the little black man finished scolding, Uchiha Madara directly controlled Susanoo and slashed out with a sword.

Then the light blue slash directly caught up with the flying helicopter.

With a loud bang, the helicopter was blown to pieces.

A camera in a country far away happened to capture this scene.

There are many war correspondents who come to Yingdu, and cities with people like Li Yu are the focus of attention.

So even though the live broadcast equipment in the United States was destroyed, there are still equipment in other countries.

The live broadcast channel is directly connected to several multinational platforms.

It can be said that there are people from all over the world in the major live broadcast rooms.

However, the most popular live broadcast room must be Yakumo Yukari's.

After all, putting aside the facts, or putting aside her age, Zi Ma is really very beautiful.

Yakumo Yukari in the sky waved her hand lightly and a barrage of bullets fell down.

Wearing a flowing Taoist robe and with smooth long golden hair, Yakumo Yukari holds a parasol in one hand and a folding fan in the other.

Just like that, he sat cross-legged quietly at the crack in the air.

When facing hordes of monsters, you only need to wave your hand lightly and countless barrages of bullets will fall.

[Ahhhhh this is so elegant, my dear wife please step on me harder! ]

[The pervert upstairs, please calm down]

And in the Neon Police Station.

The three perverts were brought to trial again.

"Look, look! I said it was Yakumo Yukari who rolled my face on the keyboard and threw me to run naked!"

This time, no one doubted Jiang Shangyunjianke's words.

After all, before Yakumo Yukari was exposed, the three of them swore that Yakumo Yukari appeared in reality.

Now it seems that they are superficial...

In this way, the disaster was broadcast live on major platforms.

With everyone's witness, these people each flattened an entire metropolis in one day!

(End of this chapter)