Joy of Life: Don't Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 110 The Fun Man's Self-Deprecation Plan
Bring up all the famous and upright sects in the world!
Let others attack you!

To be honest, this kind of behavior is unheard of. Even the Demon Cult would not do such a thing.

Such reckless behavior of a man who has fun.

No wonder Feng Qingyang would ask such a question as "Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?"

After all, as the saying goes, it is easier to dodge a spear than to guard against an arrow from the dark.

Don't forget, the most terrifying thing in the world has never been martial arts, but the various conspiracies and tricks that are difficult to guard against, and the human heart!
What's more, no matter how high a person's martial arts skills are, you will grow old and become negligent!
If you offend the entire martial arts world and are completely unacceptable to the world, even if you are invincible in the world in martial arts, there will always be a day when you will be unable to resist the endless conspiracies and tricks.

After a long time!
You never know when you will end up in some inconspicuous corner.

But the people who enjoy entertainment are completely fearless.

On the one hand, Feng Qingyang was puzzled by this, but on the other hand, he wanted to find out the boy's background.

but!

A person who likes to have fun would not consider such a question. Instead, he would immediately look at the other person with suspicion.

"Senior Feng, please forgive me for not understanding. If a great devil like me is killed, wouldn't the Huashan Sect just fall back into the hands of the Huashan disciples? Isn't this a good thing?" Xu Wenhe asked back immediately, not forgetting to make fun of himself.

"Tsk, I don't believe you at all. You must be planning something bad and waiting for the major sects. Don't think I don't know!" Feng Qingyang rolled his eyes in disdain.

It's like he really sees through someone.

But just finished.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, what Senior Feng said is absolutely right. If that's the case, you should go and receive the major sects. It's a good opportunity to remind the major sects so that they won't be tricked by me, right?" Xu Wenhe quickly gave a suggestion.

That fearless face.

He didn't seem to worry at all about his conspiracy being exposed.

Of course, the real reason is that Leziren didn't prepare any conspiracy at all, nor did he intend to trick Shaolin, Wudang and the Five Mountains Sword Sect.

Writing invitations to them and inviting all the famous and upright families to come is actually just for fun.

But would Feng Qingyang believe this?
Obviously impossible!
But for a moment, I was not sure what Lezi was up to.

I thought about it for quite a while.

"What if I don't go?" Feng Qingyang suddenly asked tentatively.

"Not going? Then find someone else to receive them. However, if you do this, the major famous and upright sects will inevitably feel a little uncomfortable. After all, they have come all the way here to help Huashan Sect to seek justice, but you refused to even entertain them and didn't even warn them of the conspiracy. Alas, I feel heartbroken for them!" Xu Wenhe patted his chest, his disappointed expression lifelike.

It seems like it's really heartbreaking.

Even Feng Qingyang felt it.

If I don't remind them this time, it will really chill the hearts of my fellow martial artists!
A feeling of guilt suddenly came over me.

"Okay, okay, I'll go. Is it not okay for me to go?" Feng Qingyang couldn't stand it anymore. He waved his hand irritably and agreed to this disgusting proposal.

Poor old man Feng.

He is really being controlled.

In just a few words, he was put on the spot by someone.

Leziren laughed immediately: "Haha, I knew that Senior Feng really values ​​friendship. Then, the matter of receiving the leaders of various sects will be left to you, senior. Come on!"

He waved his fist as he spoke.

Give the old man some encouragement.

But he was caught in just a few words, and the old man looked as if he had eaten a fly.

It's so disgusting.

"Stop talking nonsense. I'm responsible for the reception. What about you? What conspiracy are you planning?" Feng Qingyang asked with an unhappy look on his face.

"Oh, Senior Feng, you are really wronging me. To be honest, I have never thought of any conspiracy recently!" Xu Wenhe said very honestly.

"Haha, do you think I will believe it?" Feng Qingyang sneered.

"You definitely don't believe it!" Xu Wenhe blurted out.

"What else do you want to say?" Feng Qingyang rolled his eyes.

"What else?" Xu Wenhe looked innocent.

"..."

Feng Qingyang, who originally wanted to try to find out some information indirectly, was silenced by someone in the blink of an eye, and his face turned very dark.

And it seemed that the old man was so angry.

Maybe something bad will happen to you because of the anger.

Xu Wenhe quickly changed the subject.

"Okay, Senior Feng, please don't be anxious. I have something to tell you. To be honest, I am planning to go down the mountain and do some publicity before all my fellow martial artists arrive. Let the whole world know that Yu Xiaogang who seized the Huashan Sect is a big devil!" He said what he was going to do on the spot.

To put it bluntly, this operation can be summed up in two words - self-deprecation!
And they are planning to blacken him to death. Such an incredible and outrageous operation.

Feng Qingyang was just puffing out his beard and glaring, but after hearing these words, he was stunned again.

Old Man Feng really couldn't understand someone's funny operation, and couldn't help asking: "Hey, hey, kid, your invitation has caused chaos in the martial arts world, and has brought trouble to all the famous and upright sects!"

"You are already a well-known villain, but you still want to promote yourself. Why? Do you think your reputation is not loud enough?"

But the words haven't been finished yet!
"Of course it's not enough. It's just the title of Demon Lord. It's nothing special!" Xu Wenhe waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "So, in order to prevent the famous and upright sects from losing interest in killing me, I decided to make persistent efforts and upgrade me to Demon Lord. How about that? I'm very considerate, right?"

"..."

Cattle!
Really awesome!
It's a weird way of thinking for fun people.

Feng Qingyang was really convinced.

The old man had never seen in his life that someone would deliberately upgrade a demon into a demon king in order to prevent the famous and upright people from having no interest in killing him.

Even if he became famous, he only gained a good reputation. It is really too outrageous for him to upgrade the devil into the devil king!

Feng Qingyang didn't know what to say.

I held my breath for half a minute.

"Ha, I didn't realize that you are so considerate of others!"

"That is required!"

"Sorry, I didn't mean to praise you!"

"I know!"

"Forget it, what are you going to do?"

"This? I won't tell you, hehe!"

"..."

A certain person with a bad taste for fun deliberately said half of the words and left the other half unsaid, then took advantage of Feng Qingyang's moment of distraction.

Turn around and grease your feet.

In the blink of an eye, the person disappeared.

Old Man Feng was so angry that his back teeth were almost broken.

I can only say that this guy has a really mean mouth.

Of course!
After dealing with Old Man Feng, he was asked to receive the leaders of various factions. It was obvious that Xu Wen and this fun-loving guy wanted to stir up trouble.

But Old Man Feng doesn’t know yet.

Wait till you know the truth.

Hey!

I believe that Old Man Feng’s expression will be even more interesting by then.

Xu Wenhe was looking forward to that moment.

But right now, whether it is Shaolin, Wudang, or the Five Mountains Sword Sect, etc., the leaders of each sect are still on the way and certainly cannot appreciate Master Feng’s wonderful expression.

On the contrary, self-deprecation must begin immediately.

……

So that afternoon, Xu Wenhe suddenly came down from Mount Huashan, changed his appearance, and then spent some money to find a group of storytellers for himself.

Yes!

That's right!

It's the storyteller!
In this age of underdeveloped information, the profession of storyteller is one of the channels for information dissemination.

Therefore, since Xu Wenhe wanted to make fun of himself, he upgraded himself to a demon king.

Storytellers are naturally the first choice.

Not only that, in order to make the storytellers' stories more reasonable and convincing, Xu Wenhe even spent a lot of time and effort to fabricate a piece of negative information about himself.

It fabricated a series of vicious acts of Xu Wenhe!

After sending this fabricated black material to the storyteller, Xu Wenhe quickly asked them to go to a teahouse on the route that the Huashan Sect had to pass through, specifically to discredit him in front of the martial arts people.

Not only that!

Xu Wenhe didn't think this was enough. To have some fun, he dressed up as a peddler and went to a teahouse to play the role of a peddler.

When he came to the teahouse with the good things he had carefully prepared!

The first wave of buyers appeared in sight!
(End of this chapter)