Joy of Life: Don't Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 170: Unify the martial arts world? I'm kidding

...Is this all a joke?

After hearing Xu Wenhe say this with their own ears, not only Master Fangzheng and Taoist Chongxu, but even Mr. Mo Da who came with him was stunned.

No one expected it.

At this critical juncture, the Jade Demon actually said such words, and everyone was collectively dumbfounded.

"This is impossible!"

"First destroy Songshan and Shaolin, then destroy Wudang and the Demon Sect. This is what you said yourself."

"Zuo and all of my fellow apprentices heard it with our own ears."

"It's absolutely impossible. You are lying."

Alliance Leader Zuo couldn't accept this and jumped out with an excited look on his face. From his expression, it was clear that he couldn't accept that this was a joke.

pity!

The truth is exactly what Xu Wenhe said, people who like to play Lezi have never actually thought of unifying the world, and this thankless task is meaningless.

As a happy believer.

How could I do such a boring thing?

But others don’t believe it, not only the enemies, but even our friendly forces don’t believe it.

This is not!

Mr. Mo Da got anxious when he heard this!

"Impossible, Junior Brother Yu, you clearly said that for the sake of peace and stability in the martial arts world, you must unify the martial arts world."

“This is the only way to resolve the dispute.”

"How can you back down now?"

"That's right, Junior Brother Yu, we are just one step away from success, we must not back down."

For this event.

The Hengshan and Taishan sects have already staked their lives and property, but at this critical juncture, the people of Lezi say this is a joke.

No one would do it.

only!

This time Xu Wenhe was very honest and immediately spread his hands helplessly towards the two of them.

"But, Senior Brother Mo, Senior Brother Tianmen, what I said is true."

"Yu really doesn't have the intention of unifying the martial arts world."

"If you don't believe me, I can leave immediately."

"..."

I heard with my own ears that Le Ziren clarified again and also said that we could leave immediately.

Mo Da and Tian Men felt unwell.

The people who came to fight the demon were completely confused and began to whisper to each other.

"No, that's not true. Jade Demon has no intention of unifying the martial arts world. This..."

"What's going on? If this is true, then I came here for nothing."

"Don't believe his lies. The devil is full of tricks. This is probably a trick to trick us into letting down our guard. Don't be fooled."

"Bullshit, with his skills, if he really wants to unify the martial arts world, we can still stand here, don't joke with me."

It is obvious that some people believe this and some do not.

Overall, the majority of people do not believe.

pity!

Zuo Lengchan, Master Fangzheng, and Taoist Master Chongxu are all among those who do not believe.

"Humph, Jade Demon, stop quibbling."

"Your ambition to dominate the martial arts world is well known to everyone, and you're trying to get away with it with a joke."

“Haha, do you want to insult Zuo’s IQ?!”

Zuo Lengchan sneered.

His words firmly confirmed that Le Ziren wanted to dominate the martial arts world because he was a hero.

If he really has martial arts that can dominate the world.

He will definitely choose to unify the world.

No need to think about it at all.

It’s like if an ordinary person has the opportunity to become an emperor, no, let alone an emperor, even if he can just be the top leader of a region.

If this person still hesitates, then he is most likely a fool.

This is how a tyrant thinks.

but!

It was Zuo Lengchan's bad luck that he met such a funny person.

People who like to have fun cannot be judged by common sense.

Just like it is now.

They clearly have all the advantages. If they retreat in order to advance, the temporary alliance between Shaolin and Wudang will most likely collapse as time goes by.

There must be countless people like Jie Feng who know how to judge the situation.

By then!

People who enjoy having fun can naturally dominate the world.

But Xu Wenhe refused.

Not only did he not want to unify the world, but he also blew himself up on the spot.

"Alliance Leader Zuo, to be honest, I never intended to insult your intelligence."

"It's just that I really never thought of unifying the martial arts world."

"Even the matter of unifying the martial arts world was something I heard from Alliance Leader Zuo when I was in Hengshan City!"

"If it weren't for this, I would probably still not know that I would unify the martial arts world!"

Xu Wenhe was talking.

I can't hold it anymore!
He laughed helplessly. In fact, it was not his fault, because no matter who encountered such a strange thing, they would find it particularly funny.

Obviously I didn't mean that at all.

As a result, the news of unifying the martial arts world spread everywhere.

How should I put it...it's just funny.

But how could such rhetoric possibly convince those who hold power?

Master Fang Zheng totally does not believe such nonsense.

"Demon Jade, you are still quibbling at this time."

"Do you really think we are idiots?"

"If it's true as you said, everything is just a rumor."

"Why didn't you clarify it when you were in Hengshan City? Instead, you threatened to unify the martial arts world."

"Isn't this a contradiction?"

The old monk immediately produced ironclad evidence, trying to expose the true identity of the entertainer.

only!
The fun guy immediately smiled and spread his hands.

"Of course it's just to amuse you!"

"To be honest, I just want to see what good things you greedy people can do for the sake of profit."

"As expected, in order to protect your own interests, you actually dragged most of your fellow martial artists to die together. They can't retreat even if they want to!"

"For example, this Jie Feng Gang leader just wanted to quit, but you guys framed him as my accomplice. Haha, this drama is really interesting."

Hahaha!
Laughter filled with irony continued to echo over the Shaolin Temple.

Everyone present felt as if they had been slapped hard in the face.

My face is burning.

What is murder and heart-breaking.

This is!
Although the fun man didn't kill anyone, he succeeded in turning everyone into a joke.

In this world in the future.

No matter who mentions Master Fangzheng and others.

People will remember this scene today.

Remembering that they were being fooled by a funny guy.

Remember their ugly true faces.

At the same time, Leziren also let everyone know the true face of this world and what kind of character the so-called famous and upright people are.

This is compared to killing them.

In fact, it’s just one knife away!

"Well, in short, unifying the martial arts world is just a joke. Now that I've had enough fun, I won't bother you any more. Goodbye!" Xu Wenhe achieved his purpose of having fun, waved his hand decisively, turned around and left.

As for unifying the world.

Whoever wants to do it will do it.

Anyway, I will never do that!

only!

The people who have had enough fun want to leave.

What about the others?

If we really let it go like this, the whole world will know in the future that Shaolin, Wudang, and everyone present are a joke.

From then on, he was cast down to the mortal world.

As a influential figure of this era.

Who can stand this.

“Wait a minute!” Zuo Lengchan couldn’t stand it anymore and took the initiative to stop the people who were having fun.

"Is there anything else?" Xu Wenhe turned around and asked curiously.

"Zuo just wants to ask, you deliberately did so many things, are you really just trying to play tricks on us?" Zuo Lengchan asked with a cold face.

"Yes!" Xu Wenhe nodded in acknowledgement.

"Go to hell, you bastard!"

Zuo Lengchan was furious.

The intense humiliation ignited his long-standing anger.

Even though he knew he couldn't win, he still leaped up resolutely, like an eagle, and swooped down on the man in the sky.

"Hey, Senior Brother Zuo, you were the one who told me about the unification of the martial arts world. I was just teasing you, why are you so angry?"

A mean voice.

It reached everyone's ears.

Everyone was gritting their teeth on the spot.

G?

Ha ha!

The entire world is treated as an amusement park.

Now, everyone's true colors have been exposed, whether it is Shaolin, Wudang, or the Hengshan and Taishan sects that follow Le Ziren.

The entire Jianghu chessboard was smashed to pieces.

All major factions died together.

As a result, you are just joking now.

Are we just going to let this matter go?

There is no such easy thing in the world!
How could Master Fangzheng, Taoist Chongxu, Zuo Lengchan, Yue Buqun and others agree to let it go like this?

"Let's go together. We must stop this devil today, otherwise there will be no peace in the world!"

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(End of this chapter)