Joy of Life: Don't Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 175 Ah, I beat Dongfang Bubai?

Uh...hehehehe!

My thoughts were seen through in an instant.

Mr. Mo Da rubbed his hands in embarrassment. Even though the old man was thick-skinned enough, he felt a little unsure about being exposed on the spot.

Their hearts were beating wildly, fearing that the man in charge would not agree. If he really did not agree to be the leader of the Five Mountains, they would really have no way out.

They can only live in fear every day, fearing that the fun-loving person will get interested one day and play a joke on them out of the blue, making them feel extremely happy.

This feeling of being helpless is tantamount to torture.

What's more, the guy just played a joke in Shaolin, but hundreds of famous masters in the world were killed.

His body is still lying in the Shaolin Temple.

Such a terrible joke.

Who wouldn’t be afraid?

Anyway, Mr. Mo Da is afraid, so he puts on a yellow robe. His purpose is to avoid being killed by someone one day.

As for being discovered.

It would be better to say that I never intended to hide it.

"Well, Junior Brother Yu, if you really want to say that this is the yellow robe, it's not impossible. Of course, if you don't like it, we can change it. Anyway, from today on, we will listen to you in everything!"

Mr. Mo Da was very straightforward and put it bluntly, that is, we will listen to you in everything and you have the final say in everything.

The only requirement was not stated explicitly.

But you can guess it even if you try.

It's nothing more than hoping that those who are having fun will show mercy when they are joking and not make everyone laugh to death.

Such a humble request.

To tell the truth.

Although there have been several peerless warriors in history who were able to dominate the world and conquer the entire martial arts world, such as Wudang founder Zhang Sanfeng, Quanzhen Sect's Wang Chongyang, etc., but from ancient times to the present, no one has ever been able to make the major sects in the martial arts world so humble.

But now they are so humble.

Xu Wenhe couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

It turns out that it’s better to be a little crazy.

But since people have said so.

If we continue to be like before and not give any face at all, it would be a bit hurtful.

Moreover!
Since I have nothing to do anyway, I might as well entertain them.

Anyway, I haven’t experienced wearing a yellow robe yet.

Quite interesting!
then!

Xu Wenhe pondered for a moment, touched his chin thoughtfully, and spoke slowly.

"Well, Senior Brother Mo, if you don't want to be played to death, then you can try to put on the yellow robe."

"Ah, really!" Mr. Mo Da was immediately overjoyed.

But the words were not spoken.

"Don't be impatient. I haven't finished yet." Xu Wenhe waved his hand slowly and rolled his eyes at him.

Mr. Mo Da's excitement was immediately dampened.

He finally calmed down and thought that there must be conditions for this, but he couldn't figure out what the conditions were.

Because there are too few clues, it is impossible to make any guesses.

But before he could ask.

Xu Wenhe took the initiative to speak again.

"Um... Senior Brother Mo, don't blame me for speaking bluntly. You guys want to play with the yellow robe, but I, Yu, would like to ask, what benefits will the position of the leader of the Five Mountains bring to me?" He asked with a smile.

"Ah? What do you mean?" Mo Da was confused by the question.

"That's the benefit. Since you want me to be the leader of the Five Mountains, you have to explain the benefits clearly!" Xu Wenhe spread his hands and said calmly.

As the saying goes, no one will do something that has no benefits.

So Xu Wenhe's request is obviously very reasonable.

There is nothing wrong with Mr. Mo Da.

But he had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Uh, that, Junior Brother Yu, becoming the leader of the Five Mountains and having the power to command the martial arts world, isn't that a benefit?" Mr. Mo Da asked in confusion.

"Of course not!"

Xu Wenhe immediately shook his head: "For you, this may be a great benefit, but I have no interest in this kind of power, so it is naturally not a benefit."

"Well, that's true. Then... Junior Brother, can you tell me what benefits you want?" Mr. Mo Da took the opportunity to inquire about the conditions.

In his opinion, this is negotiation, and negotiation means asking for a high price and paying back the money on the spot.

It is also common practice to ask the price first.

only!
This question.

The old man managed to fit himself in.

Xu Wenhe immediately replied: "The benefit I want is very simple. As long as you have the ability and are useful to me, it will be fine. To be specific, it depends on what abilities you have and how these abilities can be useful to me."

"Uh...is this martial art considered one of our abilities?" Mo Da asked, scratching his head.

"Of course, but are the martial arts you know useful to me?" Xu Wenhe asked with a smile.

The question stumped Mr. Mo Da.

Are the martial arts they know useful to people who want to have fun?

The answer, of course, is that it is of no use at all.

On the contrary, for people who enjoy having fun, this thing is dispensable.

And these words also reminded Mr. Mo Da of something.

That is!
Regardless of whether he wears the yellow robe or not, with Le Ziren's martial arts skills, he is still the only king in this martial arts world.

Therefore, it doesn’t matter whether there is a yellow robe or not.

Not only that, as a person in the martial arts world, he has no other abilities except martial arts, which means...

Mr. Mo Da's face turned pale.

"Uh, that... Junior Brother Yu, our martial arts should still be of some use to you, like helping you with some errands!" He scratched his head awkwardly, but didn't dare to say that it was completely worthless, because if that were the case, the matter would definitely fail, so he could only bite the bullet and say that it was valuable.

but!

Xu Wenhe smiled immediately.

"Well, yes, sometimes I do need someone to do something for me, but martial arts are only useful when studying martial arts, so, can you help me study martial arts?"

Uh!
Mr. Mo Da was sweating profusely on the spot.

I felt so helpless in my heart, thinking that if I had this kind of ability, I could help the world's number one in studying martial arts, and I wouldn't have ended up in this state.

"Uh, this...Junior brother, we can't do the job of researching martial arts. How about you change something else?" Mr. Mo Da said helplessly with a bitter face.

"Row!"

Xu Wenhe is quick to accept advice.

"Since you can't do this job, let's change it. Let's put it this way. In the future, I may need someone to help me exorcise demons and monsters in some strange places. Can you help me?"

"..."

The conditions were just stated.

Mo Da opened his mouth instantly, looking confused.

If helping to study martial arts was understandable, then going to exorcise demons and monsters... what the hell is this.

Please, what they practice is martial arts, not magic to catch ghosts, how can they possibly exorcise demons and monsters.

Besides, if they really had the ability to exorcise demons and monsters, they wouldn’t be toyed with by those who are just looking for fun and have to beg for mercy.

So obviously this is simply impossible to do.

The leader of the Hengshan Sect looked like he was about to cry.

"Um... Junior Brother Yu, your problem... isn't it really a little simpler, and is it something we can do?"

Mr. Mo Da looked at Le Ziren with pitiful eyes.

That expression...hahahaha.

Xu Wenhe almost couldn't hold it in, but luckily he had anticipated it and managed to hold back his laughter, pretending to be very embarrassed on his face.

"Well, Senior Brother Mo, to be honest with you, I really don't have anything simpler than this." He said in a serious tone.

“This…” Mo Da’s face turned pale on the spot.

He took two steps back.

"Oh, don't be so anxious, Senior Brother Mo, I haven't finished speaking yet!" Xu Wenhe saw that he was getting anxious and hurried to make amends.

"..."

Mr. Mo Da's mood was like a roller coaster, and he almost had a heart attack.

“Junior Brother Yu, um, can we finish our words at once next time? I’m old, and my heart really can’t take it.” He said pitifully.

"Uh, okay, okay, no problem!" Xu Wenhe agreed quickly, fearing that he would make the old man angry and pass out.

"Let's not talk about this for now!" Mr. Mo Da waved his hand and said, "Junior brother, please tell me quickly what the conditions are for you to become the leader of the Five Mountains."

It seemed that the old man was already getting very nervous from being teased.

The fun people were not teasing him anymore.

The conditions were stated directly.

“This one’s easy!”

"Brother, look, this martial world is full of foul smells and evil spirits. Even people like Tian Boguang can run rampant in the martial world. How dare you spread rumors about me, your junior brother? It's really outrageous."

"So, otherwise, everyone just do it reluctantly."

"Purify this stinking martial arts world, and capture the biggest evil leader, Dongfang Bubai, for me, Junior Brother!"

Click!

The moment Xu Wenhe put forward his conditions.

Mr. Mo Da was almost petrified on the spot.

The whole person stood there like a sculpture.

"Well, Junior Brother, so... your condition is... for me to fight Dongfang Bubai?"

"Well, that's understandable."

Bang.

Mr. Mo Da sat down on the ground on the spot!
(End of this chapter)