Joy of Life: Don't Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 219 Strange Conditions
Unable to bear the torture of the comedian, Yu Canghai attacked in anger, but he couldn't even hold the sword steadily, and fell to the ground on the spot, with a mouthful of mud.

At this moment, he was lying on the ground in a miserable state, with his head hung, too ashamed to see anyone.

On the other hand, the people who are having fun are making sarcastic remarks and trampling on other people's dignity.

"That's enough, Jade Demon, a gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. If you want to kill me, just do it. Why tease me like this!" Zuo Lengchan couldn't stand it anymore and jumped out angrily.

But this is an old-fashioned argument.

It is really too pale and powerless.

Xu Wenhe raised his eyebrows and looked at him jokingly: "Haha, Leader Zuo, if I want to tease you, what can you do to me?"

"you……"

Zuo Lengchan’s fist stiffened on the spot, and his blood pressure began to rise rapidly.

After so many years of struggling in the underworld, he had never seen a devil like Leziren. He was so angry that he couldn't say a word for a moment.

Others glared at him as well.

But only there.

It's because even if everyone present attacked together, they couldn't beat the bitch in front of them, so even if she wanted to tease them, they couldn't do anything.

And looking at these people who dare not speak out but are angry.

Xu Wenhe didn't take it seriously at all. Instead, he walked up to Yu Canghai, who had a mouthful of mud on his face, and squatted down with a smile on his face.

And under the pressure of death.

Yu Canghai was already in despair.

"Come on, Jade Demon, kill me, and I won't even frown."

Thought he was dead.

Yu Canghai just went all out and put on an attitude of waiting to be killed.

I can't beat him anyway.

Death is imminent.

This guy just tried to be tough for once.

but!

"No, no, Master Yu, I don't really want to kill you, so I decided to give you a chance to live!"

Xu Wenhe shook his head and blurted out a surprising decision.

Ok?
Yu Canghai, who had already prepared to die, was stunned when he heard that there was still a chance to survive.

"You...what conspiracy do you have?" Yu Canghai looked at someone warily.

In fact, it’s not just Yu Canghai.

The first reaction of all the leaders present was exactly the same as Yu Canghai's. They were all wary of some fun-loving person who had another conspiracy.

And this time.

We are determined not to be fooled.

therefore!

"Don't believe him. This Jade Demon has always been good at all kinds of conspiracies, so you can't believe a word he says. Besides, it's just a death anyway, so don't be fooled." Zuo Lengchan immediately called out to all the leaders.

The effect of these words was immediate.

Everyone looked at someone warily.

but!

Xu Wenhe still had a smile on his face: "Hehe, Alliance Leader Zuo is right. My words are indeed untrustworthy. However, if the condition for survival is that all the leaders go to Black Wood Cliff in person in half a month!"

"..."

Zuo Lengchan immediately froze in place, his eyes filled with disbelief.

"Just...that simple?"

"Yes, it is that simple. Not only that, as long as the Shaolin, Wudang and all the other sect leaders step onto the Black Wood Cliff together in half a month, I will not only let everyone go, but also all the major sects can continue to maintain their current status!"

"..."

The extremely generous conditions shocked all the leaders present on the spot. Yu Canghai, who had already prepared himself to die, stood there stupidly with an expression as if he was dreaming.

No one could believe their ears.

Not only did they let everyone go, but they also allowed the major sects to continue to maintain their current status. Such generous conditions were completely beyond everyone's expectations.

While everyone was still in shock.

"Of course, you can choose not to believe it, but even if you don't believe it, as long as you pretend to agree, you can have half a month to escape, right?"

"The world is so big, if I have half a month to escape, maybe I can get away!"

Xu Wenhe was very considerate and kindly reminded everyone that they could escape.

Whoohoo!
Get a hint from the fun guy.

Yu Canghai's breathing suddenly became rapid, and his face, which had been as pale as death, suddenly regained its color.

The heart that was almost dying suddenly came alive.

My brain began to rapidly think about the feasibility of escape.

So does everyone else.

soon.

Everyone came to a common conclusion, that is, escape is feasible, because the world is really too big.

If they don't mind the trouble, half a month is enough for them to go out to sea.

and so!
As long as they have half a month, they can escape to the ends of the earth and hide in a place where no one knows them.

Unless someone becomes a god by then.

Otherwise, trying to find them would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Therefore, their chances of escaping are very high.

So much so that no one could believe it was true.

"Demon Jade, you are offering such generous conditions. What exactly are you up to?" Although Yu Canghai was completely confused, he still maintained the necessary vigilance.

Obviously, he has been deceived many times.

Learned a lesson.

"Stop talking nonsense, Jade Demon. If you have any additional conditions, please say them out loud!"

"That's right. You can fool ghosts with this kind of nonsense, but you can't fool us." "Stop talking nonsense. Just tell me what conditions you have. I'm not afraid of death, so I don't mind having one or two more conditions."

The people present obviously did not believe that there were such generous conditions. They stared at the man who was making fun of them, trying to get him to tell them the subsequent conditions.

only!

Ha ha!

Xu Wenhe smiled and spread his hands. "Everyone, to be honest, I really don't have any other conditions this time!"

what?
There was an uproar at the scene.

No one expected that Lezi people would actually let them go so easily, so much so that they couldn't believe it at all.

no way.

The conditions for being a fun person are really too simple.

"Demon Jade, if the leaders of all the major sects come to Blackwood Cliff together in half a month, will you really let everyone go?"

Mr. Mo Da had not spoken a word until now, but now he could not help himself and took the initiative to ask questions.

Ah!
Xu Wenhe nodded immediately: "My conditions are that simple, so as long as you all go up to the Blackwood Cliff together, I will keep my word!"

He patted his chest and made the promise.

but!

Because of what happened before, Leziren’s credibility has been ruined. No matter how many promises he makes, people who shouldn’t believe him will still not believe him.

For example, Zuo Lengchan.

This guy's eyes were still doubtful, and his distrust was obvious.

Seeing this, Xu Wenhe was also unambiguous.

Said immediately.

"Okay, I know you don't believe me, but it doesn't matter. To show my sincerity, I will leave now and you can discuss it slowly."

Xu Wenhe turned around and walked out without hesitation, glancing at Linghu Chong who was still in a daze.

"Junior Brother Linghu, why are you still standing there? Let's go!"

"Ah, oh!"

Linghu Chong woke up as if from a dream and hurriedly followed.

then!

Under the watchful eyes of the leaders of the major sects, Leziren strolled out of the yard leisurely and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.

The people who survived the disaster stood like sculptures, staring in the direction where the people who had fun left.

A full five minutes passed.

"Is he...really gone?"

"Well, he did leave!"

"But why, why would he offer such generous conditions? This doesn't make sense!"

"Yes, it does not make sense, so he must have a conspiracy!"

"So what is his conspiracy?"

"Who should you ask me?"

……

On the side of the righteous coalition, the leaders of the major sects were racking their brains to figure out what conspiracy the Lezi man had.

Xu Wenhe had just stepped out of the city gate.

As if he knew what Zuo Lengchan and the others were thinking, he immediately spoke excitedly to Linghu Chong.

"Hehe, Junior Brother Linghu, believe it or not, Zuo Lengchan and the others must be thinking that my conditions are so generous, is there some conspiracy?"

Uh!
Upon hearing this, Linghu Chong's mouth twitched violently, and he thought to himself that only you enjoy playing tricks on others like this.

But I can only think about this in my mind.

"Then uncle-master, do you have any conspiracy?" Linghu Chong was really curious and couldn't help asking.

Ha ha!

Xu Wenhe smiled mysteriously.

"You really want to know?"

"Of course!"

"Ha, well, then I'll tell you, this so-called conspiracy, if they think it exists, then it really exists. On the contrary, if they think it doesn't exist, then the conspiracy naturally doesn't exist!"

"Ah? This..."

Linghu Chong never expected that Leziren would answer him so easily, and he never expected that this conspiracy would be so strange.

At first glance.

Instead, it makes people confused.

But this is not surprising. After all, this conspiracy exists if you believe in it, and does not exist if you don’t believe in it. It is really too strange.

Linghu Chong racked his brains but couldn't figure it out, so he looked at someone with a puzzled look on his face.

"Uncle Master, you are not teasing me again, are you?"

"of course not."

"But how can there be a conspiracy in this world that exists if you believe it and does not exist if you don't believe it?"

He won’t understand it even if you kill him!

What kind of conspiracy is this!
It's so strange!
"If you can't figure it out, think about it later. Now, let's go to Blackwood Cliff first."

Xu Wenhe did not answer him.

Instead, he changed the subject and said that he wanted to go to Black Wood Cliff first.

Linghu Chong, who was already a little confused, was stunned again.

"Uncle Yu, are we going to Blackwood Cliff now?"

"Nonsense, we agreed to have all the leaders come to Blackwood Cliff, so of course we have to go there in advance to prepare, otherwise we will be in a mess when the time comes!"

……

(End of this chapter)