Joy of Life: Don't Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 244 Putting the Facts Away
Roger is angry now.

Because he felt that the guy on the other end of the chat window not only insulted his personality, but also his IQ.

As the saying goes, what is tolerable is unbearable!

Since you have been insulted like this, even though there is a high probability that you cannot fight back, you still have to be tough.

"Haha, pretend, pretend, just pretend, kid, you've already played orbital bombing, and you're still pretending to be a newbie. No matter if others believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"

Roger was not polite at all and mocked him harshly in return.

The classic quote is still used.

Of course, no matter how much you taunt, you still have to run away.

Just now the orbital bombardment came too quickly and we were not aware of the dangers, so we were not prepared.

But at this time!

Roger had just finished his taunt.

I have already prepared the magic formula and am ready to run away if anything goes wrong.

however!
Roger has not yet used the magic spell in his hand.

Drop drop!
The information came again.

"Brother, I'm really a newbie. I'm not lying to you. Anyone who lies is a puppy!" Xu Wenhe swore solemnly.

"Haha, I believe it!" Roger sneered.

"But I really am. I'm not lying to you. Really, in fact, I just came out of the world of Smiling Proud Wanderer not long ago, and this kid Linghu Chong is right by my side right now!" Xu Wenhe casually sent out a few pictures.

The photo in the first chapter was of Linghu Chong, and it was a photo of him drinking.

Next is the classic check-in spot of Huashan Sect - Siguo Cliff!
However, although it is said that pictures reveal the truth, can these pictures be from the past? It is unrealistic to expect people to trust you.

Roger didn't believe it at first, but this combination of punches actually confused the liar.

Do not misunderstand!
Roger didn't believe the photos sent by Leziren, but he repeatedly emphasized that he was a newbie, which was really puzzling.

Because it stands to reason.

He would never believe what everyone said after this point. If that was the case, there was no point in pretending any longer.

Therefore, Roger really couldn't understand why this guy kept emphasizing that he was a newbie.

This doesn't make any sense!

Is there really a fool who believes that a guy driving a battleship and performing orbital bombing could be a newbie?

Isn't this obviously impossible!
"The photo seems to be real, but, is there any newbie who would bring such a giant battleship when going out?" Roger replied with an unhappy look on his face.

But it was less than ten seconds.

"There's no other way. I'm a newbie and timid, so I have to be careful when I go out to do the demolition. So I used my god Lezi to trick a miracle from Tiantong Daoist Master and built a battleship!" Xu Wenhe honestly explained the origin of the battleship.

Although the words are all true, but this is too outrageous

Roger, who was originally unhappy, suddenly turned black when he heard this.

I thought this guy was getting more and more outrageous.

They can even make up such an outrageous reason.

Isn't this just an insult to other people's IQ!
After all, if Tiantong Daozun, who created the laws of the universe and stood at the pinnacle of the universe, was really so easily deceived, the entire universe would have been in chaos long ago.

So Roger would never believe this nonsense even if he were beaten to death.

But I didn't wait for his reply.

Leziren replied again.

"Brother, if you don't believe it, that's fine. What's more important now is the Ninja Alliance. Since these guys dare to collude with the Samsara Palace, brother, what do you think we should do?" Xu Wenhe asked very seriously in the message.

"..."

When Roger saw this reply, he was stunned for a moment.

In fact, there are people from the Samsara Palace in the ninja world.

Of course there is, without a doubt.

However, in order to obtain various miraculous resources, the reincarnations of the Samsara Hall often hide in various ninja villages.

For example, those who reincarnate into the Uchiha family in various ways and play with the Sharingan are the favorite of the reincarnations.

but!

If we insist that the Ninja World and the Samsara Palace are in cahoots with each other, then that is obviously not the case.

do not forget.

The reincarnationists are the high and mighty celestial dragons.

Although these guys keep talking about justice, most of them are just sophisticated egoists. Their only goal is to seize valuable interests for themselves, such as ninjutsu, bloodline, etc.

Say something ugly.

In their eyes, the natives of the ninja world are actually no different from those who provide organs or surrogate mothers. They can just rob whatever they want.

The high and mighty Tianlong people are actually just like those rich people. If their organs fail, they can just replace them with new ones. As for where these organs come from, haha, you can find out about the black market and northern Myanmar!
Except for these sophisticated egoists who are out to gain profit.

As for the rest, the majority are probably sex-hungry ghosts. Haha, these are even more outrageous. They pretend to be decent people on the surface and say "I love you" but in the end they all rush to the lower parts and enjoy having harems.

In their subconscious, women are nothing more than beautiful and exquisite tools for venting their desires.

As for the attitude of the Hall of Samsara towards the world of the heavens, it is most likely that they are just a reusable resource. In short, they are not people, but a group of tool-like existences.

Are you qualified to be in cahoots with the Celestial Dragons?

The answer is of course no.

Tools are only suitable for

But this is not the point. The real point is that the guy pretending to be a newbie on the opposite side actually thinks that Tools will go along with the Celestial Dragons?
Hey!

Kind of funny!

"Ah, yes, yes, the Ninja World is indeed in cahoots with the Samsara Palace, you are right!" Roger replied with sarcasm on his face.

There is sarcasm between the lines.

however!
Roger, who had been struggling in the world for many years, had no idea that the people were waiting for him to say this.

In fact, what he wanted was to find a reason and then drag more people into it. If he wanted to do that, he had to work hard.

Better to be abstract.

Therefore, he deliberately induced these two scammers to turn the tables and wrongly accuse others.

And the more abstract the better.

So when this message pops up in the chat window.

Xu Wenhe was immediately overjoyed.

Reply without hesitation.

"Well, the Ninja World actually dares to collude with the Samsara Palace. That's really despicable. Brother, we can't just let this go!" Xu Wenhe's words were righteous and just by listening to his tone, one would have thought he was some chivalrous hero.

"..."

Roger was completely stunned.

He had a vague suspicion.

The guy on the other side doesn't understand what people say.

After all, those words just now were clearly perfunctory.

Just be a normal person.

It's impossible to take it seriously.

But this one...

Wait, this guy couldn't be doing this on purpose!
Roger seemed to be aware of a strange possibility.

But the moment he realized this possibility.

suddenly!

A voice full of anger and majesty came from the sky.

"Listen up, ninjas below. You colluded with the Samsara Palace to hunt down my elder brother. Your crime is unforgivable. Today I will seek justice for my elder brother!!"

Roger: “…”

Raikage: "..."

The ninja coalition, which had just been frightened out of its wits by the orbital strike, was stunned when they heard the sound coming from the sky.

You know, the reason why they were chasing the bastard in front was, to put it bluntly, because this guy was stirring up trouble everywhere, deceiving the five major ninja villages' Jinchūriki, who defected one after another, and the five major ninja villages could no longer tolerate it.

After all, no one can accept that their strategic weapons were stolen by others.

Of course, I've never even heard of the Hall of Samsara.

But now!
The muscular Raikage Ai never expected that the opponent would actually turn the tables on him, and his face turned pale for a moment.

"Assholes, you kidnapped the Jinchūriki of the five major ninja villages, and you still have the nerve to ask for justice!"

Raikage Ai was furious and roared to the sky with his neck stiffened.

Although he knew he couldn't win, he would rather die standing than dying on his knees.

Ninjas, who have been trained to be killing tools since childhood, are born to fight against war and are never afraid of death.

So they had no fear.

Everyone followed the Raikage, stiffening their necks and glaring.

"Lord Raikage is right. It was you who kidnapped the Jinchūriki. If we want justice, it should be us."

"That's right!"

"That's right. If it weren't for that damn liar, how could the Jinchūriki..."

The fearless ninjas cursed loudly.

With so many people scolding him, even Roger, a liar who is not afraid of boiling water, feels a little embarrassed.

but!

next second!
"Haha, yes, my elder brother was wrong, but, putting aside the facts, aren't you guys wrong at all?"

Roger: “…”

Raikage: "..."

Classically, facts aside, the little fairy made a classic speech that silenced the crowd on the spot!
(End of this chapter)