Joy of Life: Don't Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 30: Blank Boss: I don't have to marry the eldest princess anyway
...The eldest princess is virtuous and kind...a good match?
When Fan Xian heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Although she has just arrived in Kyoto, judging from her reputation and behavior, this mother-in-law can be said to be virtuous.

Use the four words "virtuous and kind" to describe the eldest princess.

I'm afraid it's an insult to this idiom.

If we really have to use one word to describe this princess, cruel and ruthless would probably be the most appropriate one.

As for virtue?

To be able to say such insincere words, if they are not lying with open eyes, then all the disciples of Zuwang Dao must be collectively blind!
But Li Chenzhou looked very good.

It doesn’t look blind!
"Brother Li, Brother Yan, can we please stop joking?" Fan Xian said with a dark face and black lines on his forehead.

"But I'm not kidding!"

"But this joke is not funny at all!" Fan Xian insisted.

"Lord Xiao Fan, please stop making trouble. Zuwang Dao came here this time because he really wants to marry Her Royal Highness the Princess. If Lord Zhuge and Lord Xiao Fan insist on not reporting it, then it will be hard to say what will happen in Danzhou!" Li Chenzhou smiled and brought up the recently fallen Danzhou.

Fan Xian: "..."

Zhuge: "..."

Once the matter of Danzhou was brought up, the two of them were really in trouble this time.

True!

No one, whether it was Zhu Ge or Fan Xian, or the entire Nanqing, would believe the nonsense that Zuwang Dao was asking to marry the Princess.

but!

It doesn't really matter whether Nanqing believes it or not. What matters is the interests. For example, does Danzhou still want it? Another example is, if this marriage can give Nanqing a break, do you want it?

Of course, Nanqing could have just ignored it, but if it insisted on doing so when the strategic situation was clearly at a disadvantage, Nanqing might actually be gone if it wasn't careful.

As for trust!

Ha ha!

There is no such thing as trust between countries. Only children are so naive. There is no such thing as trust between countries.

What matters is interests!

If Princess Nanqing's marriage can give Nanqing some relief, then that would be a real benefit, and that is what Emperor Qing needs to consider.

Of course, Nan Qing could have refused.

However, the Zuwang Sect can completely publicize on the western front that it is you, Nanqing, who do not want to talk and the responsibility is not ours, and then openly win over those people in Nanqing who do not want to fight, in exchange for greater benefits.

What Zuowang Dao needs to do is just to talk, so why not do it!
In addition, there are many things that can be done around this point, such as using this wave of public opinion offensive to unify internal thinking.

Or maybe you could be a bit more vicious and make up a story saying that the eldest princess and the wealthy boss of Zuowang Dao were in love with each other and had already decided to spend their lives together, but they were forced to separate by the tyrant Emperor Qing. Now the wealthy boss has raised an army in Danzhou just to get his love back... Wow, what a touching and bloody Nanqing love story. Hehe, with the traffic boost from the eldest princess of Nanqing, maybe it can compete with "A Dream of Red Mansions" in sales (some people don't watch it, by the way)!
In short, Nan Qing can play this game whenever he wants.

Even if Zuwang Dao's request to marry the princess was just to deceive Nanqing and it was a conspiracy, Nanqing had to continue playing this game.

Even Emperor Qing cannot decide not to play, so Zhu Ge and Fan Xian naturally have no power to decide not to play. They can only choose to report or not!

At the same time, for the fun-loving people of the Pleasure Cult, no matter how you two choose to play, we are all happy.

The only thing we need to worry about is... whether we can be happier!
"Hey, Brother Li, what should we do if Emperor Qing really agrees?" Xu Wenhe secretly conveyed the message.

"Will Zuwang Dao really marry that crazy woman Li Yunrui?" While Fan Xian and Zhu Ge were entangled, he approached Li Chenzhou and asked curiously.

It’s not that the relationship between the two is very good, but Xu Wenhe feels that if he marries a woman like Li Yunrui, the scammers of Zuwang Dao will definitely be very happy, and it will be double the happiness in a serious sense.

It would be a pity not to marry her!

"Well, if I really marry her...this...it's not impossible!" After pondering for a moment, Li Chenzhou suddenly said indifferently.

"Ah? Really?" Xu Wenhe said in surprise.

"Of course it's true, although the possibility is very small, but even if Emperor Qing really does this, there are still the bosses to support him. By then, even if I really want to marry that crazy woman, it won't be my turn." Li Chenzhou transmitted the message cunningly while winking at him with a beaming face. Awesome!

No wonder you guys are so eager to watch the fun and come here to stir up trouble. It turns out that you are not responsible.

It’s not too big to watch the bustle.

No matter how big the funeral is, it’s not too big!
As expected of you!

My best friend!

"What if your dice boss thinks you're so good at playing that he's so happy that he wants to beat you to death?" Xu Wenhe didn't give up and listed another happy possibility.

"It's okay. When the time comes, I'll say that you forced me to do it!" Li Chenzhou chose the best response plan without thinking.

Unexpectedly!

"Haha, that's great. To be honest, I thought so too!"

"..."

The two bastards gave others a difficult problem, and then they stood on the street and had a lot of fun using secret communication.

but!

Fan Xian and Zhu Ge, both from the Inspection Institute, were in a miserable situation.

Although the two brothers were faced with a multiple-choice question, that is, whether to report it or not, they were troubled by how to choose.

Fan Xian would rather report it to the higher-ups and let them deal with the headache, but Zhu Ge disagrees.

So I had to speak first!
"No, we can't report it. This is just a lie from Zuwang Dao. It's better to capture these two lunatics first!" Zhu Ge still insisted on going to war and didn't want to make any concessions. The reason for this was not only for the sake of Qing Kingdom, but also for himself.

Who made him secretly surrender to the eldest princess? If the eldest princess was really married to the Zuwang Sect, then wouldn’t he have to follow suit and surrender to the Zuwang Sect?
"Oh, okay, Director Zhu Ge, to be honest, I have wanted to do this for a long time. Since it happens to be today, why not just do it!" Seeing that he was not getting any point across, Fan Xian agreed, which was uncharacteristically his opinion.

"…What do you mean?" Zhuge was at a loss.

"It's nothing. I really want to do this, but I remind you that those two are both ninth-rank?" Fan Xian said.

"Ninth... Ninth grade?"

"Yes, the ninth level, the ninth level of the Way of Zuowang!" Fan Xian reminded again kindly.

"..." Zhuge was silent!

The ninth level of the Zuowang Dao is a being that can ascend to heaven. Each of them is like a monster. Even if Zhuge is so arrogant, he knows that it is impossible to take down these two lunatics.

In other people's eyes, no matter how loud you bark, it is nothing more than incompetent barking.

However, as the head of a department of the Inspection Institute, Zuowang Dao came to Kyoto to show off his power and even said that he wanted to marry the Princess. This was simply too much.

Zhuge absolutely did not want to admit defeat like this.

The situation came to a standstill.

I don’t know how long I waited.

"Hey, Fan Xian, have you guys discussed it? If the King of Qing is really not interested in Danzhou, and you don't want the people of Zuwang Dao to be your father-in-law, then we'll leave!" Xu Wenhe was getting impatient and was ready to run away out of boredom, and then come back to think of a solution.

"Wait! His Majesty has an order!"

The words just fell!

A sharp voice was heard in the distance, followed by the sound of hurried horse hooves, and then a team of imperial guards and a eunuch were seen riding their horses at full speed.

And heard the words "Your Majesty has an order".

A strange thought suddenly popped up in Xu Wenhe's mind. Since there was an edict at this time, Emperor Qing wanted to talk... wanting to talk meant that it was really possible to complete the marriage negotiations... Could it be that there really was a chance to marry the eldest princess back to Zuwang Dao?
That would be so much fun!

　By the way, if Nan Qing does not agree to the marriage, wouldn’t it be fun to make up a story and tell a moving and bloody love story?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)