Joy of Life: Don't Provoke Zuowang Dao

Chapter 94 I'm bragging at Huashan

Ouch!

As soon as he rushed out of the yard, Lu Dayou bumped into Linghu Chong. The latter was a little distracted because of being scolded by Lao Yue, and he didn't pay attention to the front. He was knocked unconscious and sat on the ground.

Before Linghu Chong could come to his senses.

In order to catch the little white mouse back, Xu Wenhe chased it out of the yard again, yelling at it not to run away.

Lu Dayou was frightened to the point of turning pale.

"Run, big brother!" He only had time to shout, and the next second he started running, his legs pedaling like Hot Wheels!

Run faster than a rabbit.

Linghu Chong had just gotten up and hadn't figured out what he meant when the guy ran away without even a trace left. The only one left at the scene was Xu Wenhe who had chased him. However, now, Leziren has changed his name to Yu Xiaogang, and is the Jade Elder of Mount Hua.

Looking at the new elder.

Linghu Chong looked suspicious: "Uh, that, Elder Yu, why did you chase Dayou for no reason? And why did you scare him like that?"

"Oh, nothing. I just wanted to teach Da You a martial art, but this kid thinks it's too complicated and doesn't want to practice it anymore!" Xu Wenhe lied without hesitation.

Obviously it was because the AI ​​martial arts was too scary.

Lu Dayou was scared away.

But in this guy's mouth, it became that Lu Dayou thought the martial arts were too complicated.

"Ah? But why do I think Dayou seems very scared?" Linghu Chong still felt very suspicious.

After all, Lu Dayou's fear just now was not pretended.

But it's real.

"Well, it's nothing. Maybe my teaching is too strict and scared Junior Brother Dayu. Never mind, let's not talk about this. Junior Brother Linghu, why were you so absent-minded just now? Did something happen?" Xu Wenhe was afraid that if he continued talking, he would be exposed, so he quickly changed the subject.

But asking this question.

Linghu Chong couldn't help but look a little embarrassed.

"Well, actually nothing happened, it was just that the master was checking the homework!" He scratched his head with embarrassment, and only said that the homework was checked, and did not dare to mention that he was scolded.

Obviously this kid still wants to save face.

But he also wanted to hide this from the funny guy in front of him.

That is impossible.

Ha ha!

Xu Wenhe immediately laughed: "Nephew... Could it be that you were scolded by Senior Brother Yue?"

Uh!
This……

Linghu Chong picked his feet awkwardly and could only scratch his head: "Elder Yu has a keen eye, nothing can be hidden from you!"

"Ha, don't be so quick to flatter me. Tell me first, why did Senior Brother Yue scold you? Was it because of your internal strength?" Xu Wenhe asked.

Poor Linghu Chong.

My underwear is visible.

His face looked extremely helpless.

"Uh, this, Elder Yu, can't you stop being so smart?"

Ha ha!

Xu Wenhe just smiled and thought that you are the only kid who could be scolded by Yue Buqun. Apart from drinking, it is probably because your internal strength is not up to standard. Even a fool can guess this little thing.

But to be honest, Linghu Chong is a lively kid who prefers activity to quietness, but the Huashan Heart Method is a quiet practice that requires meditation and qigong training to accumulate true energy.

This kid has a quirky personality.

Practicing Huashan Heart Method is truly a torture.

No wonder this guy didn't practice very well.

With Xu Wenhe's knowledge, he could tell at a glance that this kid was actually more suitable for Huashan Hunyuan Gong. Although this was also a Taoist martial art and had the same requirements for the state of mind, at least it was a dynamic exercise that focused on training Qi in the palms, and was far more suitable for Linghu Chong than the Huashan Heart Method.

Unfortunately!
Yue Buqun has always been dull and incapable of teaching his apprentices. He does not understand the principle of teaching students in accordance with their aptitude and does not know how to adapt!
It’s really…well, wait a minute!
wrong!

Since this kid's internal strength is not very good.

Or... trick this kid into practicing AI martial arts?

When Xu Wenhe thought of this, his mind suddenly became active, and he immediately said: "Nephew Linghu, although it may be a bit unpleasant to hear this, but Master Yue is training you for your own good. After all, your internal strength is indeed a problem!"

Let's put it this way.

"Well... Elder Yu, I know that my master is doing this for my own good, but I have really tried hard, but I just can't practice the Huashan Heart Method well. It's as if it's deliberately going against me!" Linghu Chong's face turned bitter, and he started to complain.

The unfortunate child obviously didn't know what the problem was, but Xu Wenhe knew it all.

If we dig deeper into the root cause, it is simply that they are incompatible. After all, the Huashan Heart Method requires one to be calm, meditate and practice Qi, and this kid is a naughty and playful kid at heart.

The two are completely opposite.

Isn't it just like going against you when you practice it?

Over time.

As a result, this kid developed a character that liked practicing sword skills but didn't like practicing Qi. The reason is very simple. Isn't there any positive feedback in practicing Qi? Naturally, he would be less interested in practicing it.

And it's no use reminding people of this.

Because there is a saying that goes "It is difficult to change one's nature but it is easy to change the country." Linghu Chong is just that kind of person and he can't change his nature if he can't practice it.

Not only that!

If you remind him and ask him to change his temperament and then force himself to adapt to the Huashan Mentality.

On the other hand, it loses the true meaning of Taoist philosophy of going with the flow.

Isn't that putting the cart before the horse?

Therefore, the reason why Linghu Chong was not good at practicing the Huashan Heart Method was not because he just made some effort or received a few pointers.

But this way.

This just gave the fun-loving people a good opportunity to fool people.

"Well, Junior Brother Linghu, what you said is indeed a problem. However, if there is a skill that allows you to not have to deliberately practice Qi, and can help you practice the Huashan Heart Method while walking, sitting or lying down, then this problem will naturally be solved!" Xu Wenhe began to fool people.

"Ah? Is there such Kung Fu in the world?" Linghu Chong looked doubtful.

Hey!

Got hooked!
"Of course there is!" Xu Wenhe immediately started to lie and said, "To be honest, this elder has a special skill for refining the spirit, which can help people cultivate an illusory spirit in their hearts, and this spirit can help you practice the Huashan Heart Method at all times."

To avoid scaring away the mice.

Xu Wenhe just kept deceiving people and simply didn't mention that this was AI martial arts, or that it was about developing the subconscious mind, etc.

Instead, he started bragging mode directly.

It is said that one should cultivate an imaginary god in one's heart.

It sounds amazing.

as predicted!

Linghu Chong was stunned on the spot: "In... in the heart to cultivate a god, there really is such a magical Kung Fu in the world?"

Of course!
And it was just modified using your Huashan Heart Method!

It just specifically intercepts the part that trains the subconscious mind, which is commonly known as the part of refining the spirit, and abandons the part of accumulating true energy.

After major modifications, this has become a strange martial art that specifically develops the subconscious mind and helps warriors create AI in their minds.

Xu Wenhe thought to himself, but said calmly: "Don't worry, Junior Brother Linghu, this Kung Fu does exist, and from my point of view, Junior Brother Linghu is very suitable for this Kung Fu."

"As long as my nephew can get started, he can use the spirit in his heart to control the Huashan Heart Method." He continued to persuade. Of course, he was not lying. If it could be really practiced, he could indeed use AI to control the Huashan Heart Method, and it could completely solve the problem of the incompatibility between Linghu Chong and the Heart Method.

"Really?" Linghu Chong was obviously moved.

How could Xu Wenhe miss such a great opportunity?

Immediately catch this guy who keeps fooling people.

"Of course it's true, and let me tell you, this method has infinite magical uses!"

"Of course, the most important thing is, Junior Brother Linghu, as the senior brother of Huashan Sect, Master and Mistress treat you like their own son!"

"You don't want to disappoint them!"

In order to deceive people, Xu Wenhe even used his ordinary life tone.

as predicted!

As soon as I heard the master and his wife.

This kid Linghu Chong fell.

Then he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet.

"Stop talking, Elder Yu, I'm going to practice!"

……

　Hehe, guess what, how this AI martial arts will bring disaster to the martial arts world!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)