Pokémon's Lord of Fear

Chapter 103 What? Wild Pokémon are starting to imitate crotch-chopping trees?!

"Yaping, can you please explain why there are so many big trees split in the middle in the wild now?" The familiar meeting room, the familiar alliance president, the familiar Daigo, the familiar Yaping, the familiar Junsha Zhengyi, but the topic was different this time.

"How the hell should I know why there are big trees split in half?!" Yaping couldn't help but complain. It wasn't him who chopped down those trees. He wanted to transform all the desertified areas into forests. How could he possibly do such a thing?
Yaping was also a little helpless. Originally, the Pokémon Wild Environment Maintenance and Improvement Department was in a small circle in the alliance that was unknown and did its work with peace of mind. However, this year he had been summoned by the alliance president for the second time, which made Yaping a little annoyed.

The president of the alliance glanced at Yaping, then silently pressed the play button, and then a somewhat blurry surveillance picture appeared on the screen, but Yaping could see that this was a surveillance camera set up by the alliance in the wild to prevent fires, but what does this have to do with what happened today?
Then a Dream Song Cactus and a Cunning Tengu appeared in the surveillance. The two Pokémon jumped onto the tree and sat down. Then they split the tree in half with their crotches. The two Pokémon jumped around in the surveillance, seemed to be chatting about something, and then left with their arms around each other.

"Does he look familiar?" The president glanced at Yaping, and Yaping rubbed his face.

It looks familiar, of course it looks familiar.

Previously, Teng Shu brought a funny short film over and he watched it himself. The cat boss named Tom in the film made him laugh for the first time in a long time, and he naturally remembered this famous scene very clearly. Moreover, because of the president's request, he also specifically asked his subordinates to remember to interrupt the short film when playing it, and not to play it all the time after turning off the lights.

But
"If that's not enough, take a look at this." The president continued to press the play button. This time, a surveillance video from a small village appeared. It seemed to be a surveillance video from a farmer's home. The camera on it was clearer and had a recording function.

Then a cat boss appeared on the screen. He climbed up a big tree stealthily, then spread his legs skillfully and tried to chop the tree. But when he found that it didn't work, he changed to a small tree in frustration, and even used some tricks before he chop the tree. Then the cat boss made a familiar devilish cry, and left contentedly.

"How is it? Are you familiar with it?" the president continued to ask, and Yaping could no longer hold back.

This is exactly the same scene as when Tom Crotch chopped down the tree!
What is this? A Pokémon impersonation show?

Then the president started playing the short film on the Never Change website. She also specially cut out the scene where Tom chopped the tree with his crotch. Then everyone saw how the cat boss chopped the tree with his crotch, and the devilish cry he made was the same as the cat boss just now. The wild cat boss imitated the scene vividly.

"During this period of time, many large trees that were split in the middle were found in the wild in the Hoenn region. According to Dr. Odamaki's research report, these Pokémon seem to have regarded the behavior of splitting trees with their crotches as a new trend," the president muttered expressionlessly while holding a report.

Yaping broke out in a cold sweat.

He now understood the main purpose of the president calling him over.

"Then there's even a phenomenon of Pokémon passing from one Pokémon to another. Now on the islands near Hoenn, there are some Pokémon that will try to chop trees with their crotches." The president released a few photos, showing a Megalodon performing a tree-chopping trick with its mouth. No one knew how it jumped up, but it even chopped the coconut trees apart.

The president placed the photo on the table and glanced at Daigo.

"Yaping, what do you think?" the president asked calmly. Yaping took a deep breath and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"I'll sit down and watch." Yaping started. It was not his fault. He did play the short film, but it was submitted to the alliance in the first place and the alliance had no objection. After all, it did not have any horror elements and was quite funny.

Isn't it inappropriate to blame him now that something has happened? "Actually, this is not illegal. Although the trees that were split suffered some damage, most of them survived, but they can only remain in the split state for the rest of their lives." The speaker was Junsha Zhengyi. Although she looked serious, the president could see that this guy was laughing.

This made the president furious.

These guys, every one of them is not serious!

Can't you just let her worry less?

"If they continue like this, I feel that a new landscape will appear in our Hoenn, that is, trees split in half." The president's face looked ugly. She had watched this short film at the beginning and thought it was quite interesting, so she let Yaping play it. Who knew that this would happen.

With a "poof", Yaping couldn't help laughing.

"You...you can still laugh?!" The president slammed the table so hard that it broke instantly. Yaping stopped laughing because he had already seen the tense muscles and bulging veins on the president's arms.

Oops, I almost forgot that the president in front of me can fight against the monster with hand-to-hand combat and then pin the monster to the ground with one hand. He is hailed as a monster that surpasses Pokémon.

If he were to hit him, Yaping would be lucky to be alive.

"President, although I know you are very angry because your Infernape imitated this video and chopped down three trees in your yard, you should not bring your emotions into your work." Junsha Zhengyi completed the finishing blow lightly, and the whole conference room fell into silence in an instant.

Yaping lowered his head and pinched his thighs hard, trying to use the intense pain to suppress the corners of his mouth that he couldn't suppress at all.

Daigo took a deep breath, his shoulders shaking.

He knew the Inflammel in the Alliance President's house. It had fought against Metagross once before and was very powerful. However, he did not expect that this Inflammel was also affected by the short film shot by his brother.

The president's face turned dark. She looked at Junsha Zhengyi, who had no expression on her face. She was just giving a reminder.

"Well, let's discuss how to deal with this matter." The president took a deep breath. Junsha Zhengyi was right. She was indeed a little emotional. It was not okay to handle work in this way.

But this is a matter of Hoenn's reputation, so we have to deal with this problem! You know, the league will hold a high-level meeting in a few days, and all the champions will gather in the Hoenn region at that time.

(End of this chapter)