Pokémon's Lord of Fear

Chapter 44: Pokémon Movie in the Pokémon World

"How is the work going? Do the employees have any other demands?" Teng Shu sat in the backstage, looking at the Pokémon working, and couldn't help but ask.

The dream demon was floating beside Teng Shu, and it was putting on makeup.

wrong.

It's called makeup, but it's more like plastic surgery.

The Dream Demon stretched its body to resemble Mary Shaw, even wearing a wig.

【Everyone is very happy.】 Meng Yaomo held up the mobile phone in his hand.

"Be more careful when you type next time. Your typos are terrible." Teng Shu was a little overwhelmed.

There is a difference between being happy and having an open heart.

The former is an emotion, the latter is a criminal case.

Teng Shu didn't want his theater to be closed down by Miss Junsha and others after only a few days of opening.

[Women]

Looking at the words typed by Dream Demon, Teng Shu rubbed his brows. It turned out that not every Pokémon has the same wisdom as Gengar. However, no one knows where Gengar has gone now, otherwise he could ask Gengar to help translate.

After Teng Shu led Gengar through a simple puppet theater routine, Gengar shouted "I understand!" and then dived into the shadows and disappeared.

Teng Shu now has no idea where Gengar is.

"Work hard, your salary will be deposited into your card in due time." Teng Shu glanced at the surveillance camera. Now a new group of tourists has been chased to the iron plank road by Mary Shaw's puppet, and it is time for the dream demon to appear.

Mary Shaw showed her black teeth and floated away happily, while Teng Shu left the theater amid the screams of tourists.

When Teng Shu walked out of the Orange Forest, he still didn't see any trace of Gengar, and he didn't know what strange thing this guy had realized.

The old father also packed his luggage and left his home in Kanaz City. Suddenly, the only people left in the house were the old housekeeper and a group of servants, except Teng Shu.

"Tsk, why do I feel so creepy when writing a script at home?" Teng Shu curled his lips as he looked at the empty mansion.

It’s not good if the room is too big. There’s no one there when you open the door. It would be a shame not to use this kind of environment to write a ghost story.

As I write, I can feel that there are a lot more people in the empty room.

However, after writing for a while, Teng Shu put down his pen. He decided to watch the special version of the Pokémon movie first and then research the market.

Teng Shu opened the Yongbianzhi video website, then searched it on the Internet, and soon found "Lucario: On the Journey" with a score of 2.1.

The whole movie is two hours long, which is considered a standard production in the film industry.

Teng Shu looked at it for a while and then quietly closed the webpage.

He got it.

Even if a human was cast in this movie, it probably wouldn't have achieved any results, because the movie is just too bad, so bad that it's outrageous.

The whole process was from the cockroach's perspective, and the director particularly liked to shoot in a shaking manner, which made Teng Shu want to vomit.

When shooting movies, except for those pseudo-documentaries, most of the shots are required to be relatively stable. The shaking or shifting of the lens are all manifestations of the lens language.

But this movie, this shot looks like it was shot by a drunk.

Teng Shu couldn't help but look up the director of this movie.

[Jie Xia: A famous director in the alliance, he is good at surprising the audience. His works also have the style of postmodern art cyberpunk. He is an individual.]

Teng Shu silently turned off the introduction. "Could this movie be used for washing?" Teng Shu thought of some rumors in the film and television industry.

How many movies are there each year? This is a question that is difficult to guess.

If you don’t know much about movies, you might think that there are only those movies on the cinema APP, but in fact, there are more than 400 movies a year that have obtained film screening licenses. If you count the whole world, there are even more.

So do these movies actually make money? Not necessarily.

Some movies may not even be shown in theaters, and the audience may not even know that these movies exist.

So why are there so many movies? This is an interesting question.

Anyway, as for Teng Shu himself, he feels that this "Lucario" is really unbearable to watch, and the acting skills of the lead actor Lucario have returned to their original state.

There is absolutely no trace of performance.

After all, there really isn't any acting in it.

"It's understandable that this kind of movie failed." Teng Shu felt that this kind of assembly line garbage had no right to be produced and released. It was probably made into a pure Pokémon movie so that it could pass the review quickly.

Teng Shu dug out "Becoming the Strongest from Radha" again, and the rating of this movie was slightly better.

3.8 points.

Teng Shu confirmed that the full score was ten.

Teng Shu clicked it and saw that it was one hour and fifty-one minutes.

After finishing watching, Teng Shu lay down on the chair, staring at the ceiling with empty eyes. He felt like one hour and fifty-one minutes of his life had just been stolen.

Little Q, who had been watching with Teng Shu, was already lying on the table, twitching from time to time, proving that he was still alive.

The whole movie was a little normal, except for the leading Pokémon who also had no acting skills, and the Pokémon language communication without any subtitles. Throughout the whole movie, Teng Shu just watched Rattata calling there, and then calling with other Rattatas, calling with Charmeleon, and calling with Pteranodon.

Then the other Pokémon also screamed madly, and then Rada seemed to have suddenly realized something, started fighting, started to become stronger, and then stepped on those Pokémon and screamed loudly.

"Oh my God, Arceus!" Teng Shu rubbed his face.

His mind was now filled with Rada's devilish cry.

This kind of movie is indeed made for Pokémon, because Teng Shu can't understand it at all.

The most exciting thing is that there is a scene in the middle of the movie where [the protagonist becomes a little stronger, returns to find his family in danger, goes to their house in anger and gets beaten up, the villain kills the protagonist's family, the protagonist hugs his family and cries, then vows to become stronger and take revenge].

There is nothing wrong with this plot, after all, most movies have this plot.

But here's the thing.

Teng Shu looked at Lada holding another Lada and barking there, and he really didn't seem to be moved.

Little Q didn't even notice that the snacks he was holding had fallen to the ground.

Little Q was stunned.

Teng Shu rubbed his face.

"I suddenly feel that what Ada said seems to make some sense. Maybe the Pokémon market is really an untapped blue ocean." Teng Shu picked up the pen.

He's had enough of these bad movies.

He would rather write a special version of the Pokémon movie than continue to torture himself.

(End of this chapter)