Pokémon's Lord of Fear

Teng Shu still remembers that Snow White was named because of the heavy snow when she was born. This is complete nonsense. The original book says that Snow White's skin is as white as snow, and the original setting of Snow White in the earliest classic animation is also white skin.

Moreover, the magic mirror judged who was the most beautiful by changing the standard from appearance to moral standards. It believed that Snow White was the most beautiful because of her kindness and bravery, which triggered the queen's pursuit. Teng Shu almost laughed out loud when he saw it. One can only say that this world is too magical. A beauty cannot be said to be beautiful only, but inner beauty. No wonder there were so-called "beauties" who were black and fat in the later regional lady competitions. Maybe they were particularly kind and beautiful?
At the same time, the role of the prince was replaced by a potato thief, and the two developed feelings for each other while fleeing. Snow White also planned to help these poor people resist the tyranny of the queen. This was very outrageous, and a good fairy tale became a propaganda product.

After being chased by the queen, Snow White fled into the forest and met seven dwarfs who were miners. The most outrageous thing was that these dwarfs were created with special effects and were very ugly.

The fundamental reason is the so-called political correctness. Originally, the live-action version of Snow White was going to have people with dwarfism play the dwarfs, but a dwarfism patient who became famous for "Game of Thrones" criticized this as discrimination against people with dwarfism, so it was decided to use special effects instead.

However, this caused dissatisfaction among other actors with dwarfism. They felt that this was discrimination against them and criticized the famous actor for being a full man who did not know the hunger of a hungry man. After all, actors with dwarfism had few opportunities to perform, and they finally got seven chances, but they were all ruined by the other party.

People from both sides started a war of words on the Internet, and it was very intense. Later, in order to avoid this problem, they simply created a special effect, and the result was that they successfully offended everyone. After all, it was really too ugly.

After Snow White met the dwarfs, she organized them to rebel against the queen's rule. In the final battle, Snow White used the names of these soldiers that she remembered to influence them. Just by saying a name and saying that she remembered them, these soldiers were moved to tears and directly betrayed the queen. Snow White won the victory with her "wisdom".

At the same time, the original plot in which Snow White ate the poisoned apple and then fell into a coma was deleted. Instead, it was changed to Snow White taking the initiative to eat the poisoned apple to save others, which was extremely outrageous. Even the prince was gone.

According to the actor of Snow White, it is a new era now and women don't need princes anymore. Then it was deleted directly, and the so-called prince became a hungry poor revolutionary who was sent as a replacement. Teng Shu could only say that you guys should be happy.

The only advantage is the singing and dancing, which is after all, the forte of this filming department. However, some people think that the singing and dancing scenes are mediocre. Only the dwarfs' work songs are slightly bright. The rest of the songs are criticized for being similar to previous movies. You can tell when a song and dance performance will come. At the same time, the costumes and props are obviously cheap, Snow White's gorgeous long dress conflicts with the style of the dark forest scene, and the picture quality is also very bad.

Therefore, when the trailer of this live-action movie was released, it instantly received a lot of criticism, and even became the most criticized trailer in history. It can be said that it was extremely embarrassing. Of course, there were also some people who said that they liked it very much, which may be a matter of personal taste.

Just like the famous Shark Nautilus series of movies, although they are bad, there are indeed people who support them, and some even think they are good. It is hard to say whether these people are fools or they really think so. Teng Shu himself went to watch it out of curiosity, and was almost amused by the cheap special effects. When he saw the shark using its two shark heads as feet to climb ashore and bite people on the shore, Teng Shu almost died of laughter.

"That's right." Thinking of the deadly multi-headed shark, Teng Shu thought of the Sharknado series of movies that he had previously funded. Teng Shu clicked on it out of curiosity and found that the movie had already been released and had a good box office of 1 billion, but it also had a very low score and a lot of complaints.

【Pure Love Warrior! 】

[Sharknado: 1 point/5 points]

[Sharknado is the graveyard of the laws of physics. It’s outrageous enough that a tornado can carry a Megalodon up into the sky, but the protagonist actually chops the Megalodon away with a chainsaw! The Megalodon looks like a plastic toy, and the tornado special effects look like the finished product I made after studying special effects for five years. Is there any logic in the whole movie? It doesn’t exist! The Megalodon bites people accurately but ignores the protagonist’s halo, and the IQ of the villains drops. After watching it, I just want to ask: Was this script blown out by a tornado? ]

[Pikachu is super cute]

[Sharknado: 1.5 point/5 points]

[It is suggested that this film be renamed "The Counterattack of Cyclone Megalodon": Megalodon rides on a tornado to land in an important city of the alliance, and the gym leaders and champions are invisible throughout the whole process! The protagonist kills Megalodon with a baseball bat! The coffin lids of the Pokémon doctors can no longer hold it down! Megalodon turns 360 degrees in the air to bite a helicopter, more flexible than Dragonite. The Pokémon doctors are silent, the Meteorological Bureau cries, and only the director is counting money: "Megalodon + disaster = box office, what kind of logic is this?"]

[Turned into the shape of Eevee]

[Sharknado: 0 point/5 points]

[“Megalodon will get dehydrated in a tornado, throw water on it!” — Can it be the protagonist with this IQ? The lines in the whole film seem to be randomly generated: “We must use bombs to blow up the tornado!” “No, megalodon hates electromagnetic waves!” Every character recites their lines as if they drank ten kilograms of fake wine seized by the alliance before. The only scientific thing is that the film is 90 minutes long, because if it is one second longer, I will be unable to help but smash the screen.]

[My dream is to become the insole of the queen of cold weather]

[Sharknado: 1 point/5 points]

[The male protagonist uses a lawn mower to fight against the megalodon, the female protagonist is brainless and completely exposed, and the passerby does not forget to take a selfie before being knocked away by the megalodon... all performance artists! The megalodon should get the Best Actor Award. It can accurately lock onto the protagonists in a tornado, but it can never bite them to death. It is recommended to add subtitles at the end of the film, saying that these megalodon are generated by special effects]

【I love watching movies】

[Sharknado: 5/5] [Sharknado is an avant-garde movie among movies, you just don’t understand it at all! A megalodon drills into a gas station and explodes into fireworks, the male protagonist chops the megalodon with a chainsaw and blood splashes on a bikini beauty. After watching it, it feels like a megalodon has bitten your brain, but isn’t this kind of silly movie what we need? Isn’t this kind of happy movie what we expect? Quickly release the next one! ]

Teng Shu read a few film reviews and the corners of his mouth twitched. It seems that the audiences in this world are still very vicious. Teng Shu is very glad that he used the vest of a small company when filming, instead of the vest of Ghost Pictures.

"Zoroak, how much did this Sharknado cost and how much money was recovered?" Teng Shu shouted. Zoroak walked in quickly, took a look, and then talked to Teng Shu. After hearing it, Teng Shu understood.

The return rate was still good, but because of the explosive word of mouth, the director and screenwriter did not dare to continue filming.

"Let them continue to shoot and just maintain this style." Teng Shu was very satisfied. As long as it could make money, it would be fine. Besides, the film was so popular that it would probably make money when it was released in the future. As long as it could make money, what was wrong with being scolded a few times?
In his previous life, Lao Ma was scolded so many times that he could go around the world, and the other party was still a rich man, so Teng Shu felt that such popularity was a good thing to some extent, although others might not think so.

"Eh?" Zoroark was a little shocked. Is it okay to ask for a scolding? But after all, Teng Shu was the boss, so Zoroark agreed and publicized the matter. However, Teng Shu thought of something at this time, so he mentioned it to Zoroark and asked him to bring him the script of Sharknado 2 so that Teng Shu could review it.

After a while, Zoroark came over with a script in his hand with a strange look. Teng Shu took it and took a look at it curiously.

The story of Sharknado 2 is a continuation of the previous one. The protagonist of the first part became a hero because of the Los Angeles sharknado incident. After divorcing his wife, he co-wrote a memoir, and then the book became a hit. This is quite interesting. After all, people in the Lighthouse Country just like to do this kind of tricks, making some memoirs, autobiographies, etc. to make a fortune. Generally, any famous survivor of a major event can do this.

Then the two were invited to the Kanto area to sign new books. On the way, they encountered an upgraded sharknado. The tornado that covered the sky and the sun brought a group of bloodthirsty megalodon sharks to attack the flight. The megalodon sharks crashed into the cabin, causing casualties among the passengers. The protagonist was forced to make an emergency landing on the plane, but his wife was seriously injured and many people were disabled.

This sharknado moved with the Blockade couple to Evergreen City in the Kanto region. Abnormal cold and hot air currents caused snow in July. The storm carried a Megalodon into the skyscrapers like a meteorite, and the citizens fell into panic.

Teng Shu frowned slightly. Here it comes again, the feeling of not caring about the lives of scientists and Pokémon Doctor. However, this is also the reason why Sharknado became famous. After all, when most movies still need to pay attention to logic, this movie starts to ignore logic and is completely nonsense for the sake of nonsense.

The fact that the Sharknado followed the protagonist to Evergreen City also caused the protagonist to be called a "Megalodon Magnet" by the media. Because his whereabouts were highly consistent with the path of the Sharknado, it also caused some crises, but it did not explain why the Sharknado followed the protagonist.

Teng Shu continued to read, and then found that the citizens of Changqing City, under the call of the protagonist, used everyday tools such as baseball bats, shovels, and flamethrowers to fight the airborne sharks. "Human-shark street fights" broke out in subway stations and stadiums. Citizens even used the corpse of a megalodon as a cover, and the protagonist's mouth twitched when he saw it.

No, buddy! So what about Pokémon? So many Pokémon are all frozen, right? But Teng Shu also comforted himself. After all, it was a sharknado. The authorities inside were all dead. Basically, these people were not seen. It was normal that no one wanted to use Pokémon.

In the end, Zhan Zhan Jue proposed using refrigerant to cool down the core of the tornado to disintegrate the storm, which echoed the exploding tornado in the first film. The protagonist drove a modified plane to drop a liquid nitrogen tank into the eye of the storm, and at the same time used a chainsaw to split the Megalodon blocking the way, and finally successfully froze the core of the storm and resolved the crisis. It was very outrageous.

"How do you feel about it?" Teng Shu asked Zoroark. When he saw Zoroark's constipated expression, he knew that Zoroark must have seen it as well, so asking Zoroark could also help him see what Zoroark thought of the movie.

"There is a kind of... beauty that doesn't care about the life and death of the audience." Zoroark coughed, his face twisted. He really thought so. After all, this movie was too outrageous. It could even be described as extremely outrageous. After all, there was no logic at all. But no wonder Teng Shu wanted to make this movie the work of another company.

"Well, that's true, but sometimes being too silly and illogical can lead to greater success." Teng Shu smiled. Sharknado had a low cost, but a high box office and a high rate of return, so Teng Shu naturally didn't mind filming it. Now Teng Shu also remembered that he had seen the box office revenue of this movie before, but he was busy at that time, so he didn't pay attention to the follow-up.

With Teng Shu's permission, Sharknado 2 was officially launched and filmed. It caused a sensation on the Internet for a while, and more people paid attention to such a silly movie as Sharknado. However, Teng Shu didn't know about this. Teng Shu was currently dealing with other things, which was the issue of filming at Hogwarts.

Now all the actors are ready, so Teng Shu can start filming the first Harry Potter movie. However, he still feels a little distressed about the investment in this movie. After all, the investment in this castle is the largest, and the others are relatively better. Teng Shu also reserved the best accommodation location for himself in this castle as his leisure room.

After the filming is completed, this place will be open to the public as a Harry Potter theme park. Of course, fees will be charged. After all, this kind of thing is quite important, and Teng Shu can also recover costs from this aspect. The development of related IP of Harry Potter in the previous life was a huge profit, so Teng Shu naturally had this idea.

"Then." Teng Shu looked at the little actor who played Harry Potter and hesitated for a moment. He was wondering whether he should let Harry Potter come out. However, Teng Shu still planned to try it first and observe the little actor's acting skills. If there was no problem, then there would be no need to do it. If there was a big problem, then let Harry Potter come up.

After all, the biggest investment this time is in the set design and special effects production. Teng Shu plans to create a more magnificent magical world, thereby establishing Harry Potter's position in film history in one fell swoop, and also see if he can break through the 10 billion box office. Otherwise, people will always ridicule Teng Shu for not living up to his 10 billion box office reputation.

Teng Shu himself knew this, so he planned to make a movie with a box office of 10 billion yuan, so that he could truly hold the title of a great director with a box office of 10 billion yuan. (End of this chapter)