Live exercise: Why are all the police tied up?
Chapter 2: God-level prank system!
Chapter 2: God-level prank system!
"Dear audience friends, welcome back to the show."
Bingbing smiled sweetly and spoke in an extremely warm and comfortable voice.
"After communicating with the parents, we have obtained the living room surveillance of this child Su Yu."
"Our staff will also be conducting door-to-door testing soon."
She turns around and the camera moves with her.
"Officer Liu, who is cooperating with us in this test, will pretend to be a courier and come to the door."
"Let us look forward to seeing what Su Yu's safety awareness is and how he will perform."
It has to be said that as an annual regular program, it still has a certain popularity.
After all, in previous years, the performances of these kids were really too funny.
There are also many famous scenes.
I originally thought that “I sold you out and still have to count money for others!” was just a joke.
But unexpectedly, this scene was perfectly replicated in this show. When the police officer played the role of a human trafficker and wanted to sell the child, the child actually counted money for the police officer.
It's really dumbfounding.
The live show had only been on for ten minutes, and after a brief warm-up, the number of people online in the live broadcast room had exceeded five thousand.
And it is still rising.
After all, it's just a popular science program and it's not particularly popular.
Countless discussions among netizens could be heard in the live broadcast room.
[Damn, the difficulty of the program crew is getting higher and higher! ]
[Previously, it was limited to ordinary casual clothes, and only 20% of people could pass the security awareness test! ]
[Now they are pretending to be couriers to deceive children. This is too shameless. 】
[Yes, now that the Internet is so developed, it is not surprising that couriers come to your door. ]
[How could a primary school student possibly think of this? ]
……
This can be seen from the words of netizens in the live broadcast room.
Most people are a little angry about the changes made by the program team.
Of course, most people still make relatively rational and objective evaluations.
The remarks made by some of the other extremists or version t0 are a bit outrageous.
[Nowadays, we live in a society ruled by law. There are no human traffickers. 】
[Yes, yes, yes, society is very safe now. I let my child go to school by himself when he was eight years old, and he has never been abducted.]
[Yes, my son Zihan is busy studying, how can he have time to learn your safety awareness? ]
[I think your show is more suitable for those human traffickers.
"..."
It has to be said that faced with these remarks, even the host Bingbing, who had seen many scenes, was silent for a moment.
What kind of talents are these?
Let the police show the show to those human traffickers?
Do you really think that human traffickers don’t know that what they are doing is illegal?
But he was a professional after all, and the awkward and silent smile only lasted for a moment before he immediately recovered his composure.
She faced the camera with a professional smile and spoke carefully.
"It is precisely because of the good social security now that most people have lost their awareness of safety precautions."
"The original intention of this program is to call on everyone to pay attention to safety education."
“As the saying goes, you should not have the intention to harm others, but you must be on guard against others.”
"Next, let's switch the camera to little Su Yu and see what he is doing now?"
As her voice fell, the camera switched to the surveillance camera view in the living room.
Countless comments immediately flashed through the live broadcast room, and netizens were full of various speculations.
【watch TV!】
【Original!】
[Play games, what else can children do? ]
[It's impossible that he was doing homework anyway. ]
As the screen changes, the live broadcast will soon reveal the answer.
It can be seen from the surveillance footage that this is an ordinary three-bedroom, one-living room apartment.
The living room is not big, but it is big enough for children to play.
Everyone originally thought that the living room would be very messy with the child being home alone.
After all, families with children understand.
After spending half an hour tidying up the living room, the kids can make a mess in just five minutes.
But in the surveillance video, the living room was unusually clean. The most surprising thing was that the child was sitting quietly on the study table at this moment.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was extremely shocked.
【impossible!】
[No? Dude is really doing his homework? ]
[Have you been so introverted since childhood? 】
[It’s so fake, it’s a script, definitely a script! ]
[These days, are there still children who take the initiative to do their homework at home? ]
[This is actually the son of that gangster? ]
[It seems that the kid doesn’t take after his father very much. ]
When the host Bingbing saw this scene, there was also some surprise in her eyes.
After all, judging from Su Tai's extravagant tattoos, children are likely to be naughty.
Unexpectedly, I tend to judge people by their appearance.
"I didn't expect that Su Yu is such a studious kid."
"Next, our police officers from the Nanjiang Police Station will conduct door-to-door testing."
"Let's see how little Su Yu will deal with it."
In the surveillance footage, the entire living room was particularly quiet.
The only sound was the rustling of paper and pen as Su Yu was doing his homework.
At this moment, he was holding a gel pen in his hand, looking out the window in a daze.
His name is Su Yu, he is ten years old and a primary school student at Nanjiang No. 1 Primary School.
This seemingly young body contains the soul of an adult.
Yes, he is a time traveler.
By chance, he traveled to this world called Blue Star.
And awakened the standard system for time travelers.
"God-level prank system!"
The system will give out some rewards based on the target of the prank and the number of people on the scene.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes.
The content of the reward can be said to be almost negligible.
Five dollars, ten dollars?
The most I paid seemed to be only fifty yuan.
What can this meager reward do? It can only be said to be some pocket money for Su Yu to buy spicy noodles.
On weekdays, I just play pranks on my dad and do daily tasks.
Of course, as a "god-level prank system", it sometimes even plays pranks on Su Yu himself!
I can only say, it’s very reasonable!
Therefore, it is basically impossible for Su Yu to make a comeback with this broken system.
It’s better to start studying hard from now on.
When I enter junior high school, I will find a better school to learn some professional knowledge and become a plagiarist.
When the time comes, just copy a few of Jay Chou's works and let those people live in their shadow. This way, you can also achieve a counterattack in life.
When Su Yu was distracted, he heard a faint "tapping" sound in his ears, and the frequency was not very fast.
It's footsteps!
The footsteps are heavy and slow, which can be judged from this.
This is going up the stairs.
There was no metallic clattering sound from the keychain, so that meant that my idiot dad was ruled out.
It should be someone else.
Could it be the door opposite?
No, there is a young couple living opposite, so they should be walking in a hurry.
Then you are not here to find yourself.
From the simple sound of footsteps, Su Yu was able to determine the general information.
This ability should be a standard skill for those playful children.
Just as Su Yu was about to turn his attention back to the homework in front of him.
The footsteps stopped very close to the door.
Su Yu frowned slightly, and the gel pen in his hand stopped again, looking towards the door.
I know my own family very well.
He could conclude that it was most likely that he was not coming to see him.
Immediately afterwards, there was a hurried knock on the door.
"Boom boom boom!"
(End of this chapter)
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