Live exercise: Why are all the police tied up?
Chapter 33: Cuffed, handcuffed by an elementary school student!
Chapter 33: Cuffed, handcuffed by an elementary school student!
It seemed that using only his hands was not enough for Su Yu, so he kicked a few times with his feet.
"They say you're only training dead muscles..."
He was stunned to find that this guy had completely given up resistance. He was leaning against the wall with tears streaming down his face, as if he was doubting his life.
But this happened to be the situation that Su Yu was happy to see.
Although the effect of cartilage powder is strong, its duration is limited.
He roughly estimated that it would take about 20 minutes at most, or half an hour at most.
If Wang Tie really delayed for half an hour, Su Yu would definitely be dead.
Su Yu is usually very low-key and never says so many harsh words. Today must be a special case.
So he thought about defeating them psychologically first.
The next step, of course, is to tie it up so that it completely eliminates any threat to oneself.
Su Yu was thinking, with this guy's strength, it might not be reliable to use ordinary ropes, and then he turned around and saw the remaining pair of handcuffs on the coffee table.
He muttered to himself.
These things are really self-defense tools.
After a while, Su Yu finally heard the voice of the system.
[Ding! Mission accomplished]
Reward: Basic Firearms Skills
Su Yu breathed a sigh of relief and clapped his hands.
Fortunately, this guy's psychological defenses were broken.
Otherwise, with this guy's strong physique, it would be difficult to make Wang Tie lose his threat.
Just when Su Yu was thinking about how to deal with the two criminals at home, the voice of the system came to his ears again.
[Ding! It is detected that the host has defeated the psychological defense of the legendary figure Wang Tie and perfectly completed the mission. ]
Get extra reward: Furniture Master
Su Yu was stunned. He could still understand basic firearms skills.
What kind of bullshit skill is this "furniture master"?
Can you skillfully make furniture? The structure and design of furniture? It's a bit too tasteless.
Then a line of system text suddenly popped up in front of me.
[Description: Can skillfully use various furniture to attack and throw (feature, agility is improved when moving through furniture)]
Su Yu was silent for a moment.
So this is what furniture master means.
This system is a real mess.
While thinking, Su Yu seemed to remember something and suddenly turned around and said to Wang Tie.
"By the way, remember my name is Su Tai."
"I won't change my name, and I won't change my surname. If you don't agree, come to the South City Tattoo Shop and kill me anytime."
He looked up and thought about it.
Since Lao Deng ran away without caring about the relationship between father and son, it should be okay for me to let him take more blame.
Thinking of this, Su Yu's guilt immediately disappeared.
……
The audience in the live broadcast room were so shocked that they were speechless.
This is fucking true. Tang Fist Iron Hand was actually beaten up by his elementary school student, and he even fucking beat him to tears.
For a moment, many viewers had to focus their attention on the only suspicious clue - the three incense sticks offered under the statue of Guan Gong.
Netizens had no choice but to make wild guesses.
[Fuck, is Guan Gong really possessed? Is he really possessed by a spirit?]
[Does he really have a guardian spirit? How could he beat up Wang Tie so easily? ]
【First, eliminate the Devil Muscle Man. 】
[Wearing a mask, I know it's the Bull Warrior who possessed me. 】
In many cases, when science cannot explain something, theology has to come into play.
After all, the scene was so weird that the audience present would never forget it.
An elementary school student wearing a gas mask beat up a muscular man who was half a head taller than him.
As for those fans of "Tang Fist Iron Hand", they have been quietly shattered at this moment.
Everyone unanimously denied it, saying that it wasn't Wang Tie at all, but a stand-in found by the program team from somewhere.
As soon as this view was put forward, it was immediately affirmed by most netizens.
[This is definitely not Wang Tie. Wang Tie doesn't have such a colorful pen. ]
[I have been a die-hard fan for ten years. Although the person on the show looks a bit like Wang Tie, he is definitely not Wang Tie himself.]
[Yes, this is the stand-in found by the program team! ]
[How could Tangquan Iron Hands be beaten up by an elementary school student? 】
[It's obvious that this is a program effect created by the program team. ]
[Sure enough, this is much more reasonable. Those muscles are obviously dead muscles. How could it be Wang Tie’s? ]
If Wang Tie saw this news, he would probably be broken.
A show, but ended up losing my identity.
As for the director's room, the expressions of Lee Seung-ri and others can be said to be quite complicated.
As the saying goes, those involved are often confused, but those who are not involved can see things more clearly. If he still hasn't noticed the problem, then there must be something fishy going on. As someone who has a bird's-eye view, he already knows that there must be something wrong with the three incense sticks.
Otherwise, Su Yu wouldn't have worn a gas mask for no reason.
But there is nothing similar on the market.
Only Li Shengli would ignore this thing. He couldn't help but glance at Su Tai.
Only the leader of Qinglong has the channels to get such special things.
"Oh." He sighed deeply, feeling a little overwhelmed.
At this time, he had no idea about Su Tai's clues.
Originally, he was counting on Wang Tie to turn the tables.
Now it's completely finished.
A popular science program that tests the safety awareness of primary school students. Now two police officers have been kidnapped by primary school students who mistook them for criminals.
Now the entire Nanjiang Police Station has lost face.
Lee Seung-ri doesn't know how to continue broadcasting this show.
I originally thought that having Lao Liu as a talented person was already a rare talent, but I didn’t expect that there was also Wang Tie as a talented person.
He was told not to underestimate the enemy, but in the end he was still delayed for so much time.
He couldn't help but glance at the barrage, and his face turned black when he saw the content.
[Primary school students, report your numbers!]
[Captive No. 1 captures the Shit King, here! ]
[Prisoner No. 2 cuts off the water flow, here! ]
【…】
Netizens’ way of using memes really keeps up with the times.
Li Shengli couldn't bear to watch it any longer and even felt ashamed of himself.
Even as a director, I couldn't escape the fate of being given a nickname.
Now he is affectionately called the commander of the prisoner camp!
Under the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room, countless netizens and viewers were asking when the next person would appear.
If I tell this to others, I don't know how others will laugh at me.
Before he could recover from the shock, his superior called again.
Li Shengli was too embarrassed to answer the phone.
This time I didn't avoid it and answered the call directly.
As expected, a scolding came from the other end.
"No, what's going on with your show?"
"Where's Wang Tie? Did he hurt someone again?"
Zhang Dehai was a little puzzled. Why did such a weird thing come from such a primary school science program? He frowned and asked.
"Is the child seriously injured?"
"No, I'm in handcuffs."
"What! That kid even handcuffed an elementary school student? Why don't you untie him right away?"
Li Shengli fell silent again.
"..."
“No, it was Wang Tie who was handcuffed by the elementary school students.”
Zhang Dehai also fell silent.
"..."
"Old Li, do you think it's fun to tease me?"
Li Shengli was also a little helpless.
"Director Zhang, why don't you just watch the live broadcast?"
“I was really handcuffed.”
"..."
Zhang Dehai seemed to have heard that Li Shengli's tone did not really seem to be a joke.
"So what you mean is that two policemen came to test the elementary school students and were captured alive by them?"
"Yes." Although Li Shengli didn't want to admit it, this was the fact.
Zhang Dehai laughed angrily.
"I asked you to take the test. You guys are addicted to taking tests on elementary school students, right?"
"And being caught by elementary school life, do you think I believe it?"
"Now that I'm being questioned, I don't know how to answer. Just wait for your punishment."
“Du, du, du…”
The phone call was hung up mercilessly.
In the office, Zhang Dehai clicked on the live broadcast replay out of curiosity.
After half an hour, he also fell silent.
……
I've really been caught up in primary school life.
(End of this chapter)
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