Honghuang: The Golden Crow Emperor, starts by robbing the Three Pure Ones
Chapter 357: Three Brothers Lacking Virtue
Chapter 357: Three Brothers Lacking Virtue
Sun Wukong immediately understood and took out the Vajra Cutter, pouring out all the feces that had been stored in the Vajra Cutter's space.
"My diamond cutter."
In heaven, Laojun almost vomited blood when he saw this scene. He spent all his efforts and merits to refine the acquired top-grade merit-rich spiritual treasure, but Sun Wukong used it to hold feces, and he was not afraid of being punished by heaven.
All the gods felt sorry for Laojun. Fortunately, Laojun did not go to Qilin Cliff when the dragon clan buried their feces. Otherwise, he would have fainted from anger when he saw Sun Wukong using the Vajra to collect the feces.
"Before, Sun Wukong was severely injured by the God of Justice, and I asked you to take the opportunity to retrieve the Vajra Cutter, but you were soft-hearted because of Zhu Bajie. Are you satisfied this time?" The Jade Emperor complained.
Who should I blame? It’s my own fault for being soft-hearted at the beginning.
"Oh my god, what are they doing?"
At this moment, someone among the gods retched.
In the scene, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng just grabbed the feces with their hands and threw it at Bai Chi. It didn't have much killing power to others, but for Bai Chi, who had severe mysophobia, it was a critical hit.
Not to mention being thrown at her, she couldn't even withstand a touch of her magic power, so she was forced to dodge in various ways.
What was even more disgusting was that Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng rolled directly into the dung pile, then pounced on the white dragon with dung all over their bodies.
Bai Chi was so sick that he kept retching and backing away, and was chased by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.
Not only was Bai Chi disgusted, all the gods in heaven were retching from disgust.
They knew how smelly the seafood feces dumped by the dragon clan was.
"These two bastards are really willing to do anything to rob the poor people."
The Jade Emperor frowned. He had worked so hard, so he didn't find it so hard to accept that this great merit was snatched away.
I am not jealous of the merit I have earned.
"If you had any shame, they wouldn't do this." Houba complained.
Her son-in-law's apprentice, who is also her relative, works so hard that she feels sorry for him.
"Stop, don't come over here, or I'll destroy the Taiqing Fan, and you won't be able to get to the Flame Mountain."
Bai Chi couldn't stand it anymore and took out the Taiqing fan to threaten.
"Bajie, Laosha, come here and feed the snake. She won't give Taiqing the fan, so let's feed the snake."
Sun Wukong's voice came over.
The three of them moved closer and saw Sun Wukong prying open the bloody mouth of the python.
"okay."
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng flew over happily.
"Oh, no, why do you have to do this?"
Bashe was panicking. Damn it, he was so lacking in virtue. These three bastards were becoming more and more unscrupulous. If he really poured this into his mouth, he would immediately become a laughing stock in the three realms.
I just came here to act, but ended up getting myself involved.
"Will you give me the Taiqing fan?"
Zhu Bajie held feces and placed it near Bashe's mouth to threaten him, but he didn't do anything immediate. After all, he had a good relationship with Bashe when he was in heaven.
"Take it away." Bashe was very panicked, afraid that it would drip into his mouth.
The gods in heaven looked at Bashe with pity. It was so pitiful. These three brothers were becoming more and more wicked and had begun to use magical attacks.
Even the Jade Emperor couldn't bear it. He would definitely not blame Bashe and Bai Chi for coming back. Who the hell could stand this?
"Here, here."
Bai Chi compromised. After all, Bashe came to help her. She couldn't bear the condemnation of her conscience to watch Bashe being fed feces.
"That's right." Zhu Bajie took the Taiqing fan with a smile.
"Let go, let go." Bashe was so angry.
Sun Wukong let go of the Basah and removed the Fa Tian Xiang Di. The Basah also changed into a human form and looked at the three brothers who lacked virtue with gnashing teeth.
The three brothers didn't care, they carried the Taiqing fan to put out the fire, the Six-Flavored Divine Wind whistled, the Flame Mountain was quickly extinguished, and at the same time the dragons came to bring rain. On the ground, the human race living here happily welcomed the rain and knelt down to thank Tang Seng.
Here.
"I'll give it back to you." Zhu Bajie handed the Taiqing fan to Bai Chi.
"Stay away from me and take it back to Laojun yourself." Bai Chi couldn't stand it anymore, so she went to heaven with Bashe. She would rather go back and be punished.
"Brother Monkey, Lao Sha and I are going to the Heavenly Palace to ask the Jade Emperor how to manage the gods."
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and without even washing himself, he dragged Lao Sha towards the Heaven. They had made such a great sacrifice, they must go and disgust all the gods in Heaven.
"Okay, you go ahead."
Sun Wukong took out the Vajra Cutter and put the feces back into it, thinking it might be useful in the future.
"My Vajra..." Laojun was about to vomit blood.
"Quick, close the four doors and don't let Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng in." The Jade Emperor was also panicked. If those two guys came to the Heavenly Palace, would the Heavenly Palace still accept them?
"But, but the Taiqing Fan is still in Zhu Bajie's hands. With the blessing of the Taiqing Fan, it will be more difficult to deal with him in the future." Taibai Jinxing reminded.
"Uh, Laojun, why don't you go out and get it, and persuade him at the same time. Zhu Bajie should give you face." The Jade Emperor touched his nose unkindly.
"My Vajra Cutter..." Laojun was so focused on his Vajra Cutter that he couldn't listen at all.
"I'll go." Xuandu went out with a frown on his face.
Houba really couldn't hold it anymore. What a big show! What gods? They were obviously a bunch of idiots. It was so enjoyable to watch this show.
The East Tianmen, North Tianmen and West Tianmen are usually closed, leaving only the South Tianmen for entry and exit.
The entire heaven is shrouded in formations, and one can only enter and exit through the South Gate.
When Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng arrived, the South Heaven Gate had been closed, and only Xuan Du was waiting outside.
"What do you mean? You dare to do it but not to admit it." Zhu Bajie reacted immediately and shouted loudly.
"That's enough, give me the Taiqing fan." Xuan Du rolled his eyes.
Zhu Bajie rubbed his fingers, the meaning was very clear, if he wanted it, give him some benefits.
"Here you go." Xuandu took out a gourd of golden elixir.
"Brother, you are so generous." Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand to take it.
"Why don't you wash first?" Xuandu reminded kindly.
"What do you mean, brother, do you dislike me?" Zhu Bajie looked very hurt.
"No, you don't dislike it yourself, so why should I dislike it?" Xuandu stuffed the gourd to Zhu Bajie with a frown on his face.
"What do I dislike? I've even crawled into dung piles. Here, I give it to you." Zhu Bajie handed the Taiqing fan to Xuandu.
Xuan Du was really disgusted this time. He wrapped the Taiqing fan with his magic power and performed the water transformation technique to clean it several times.
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and left with Lao Sha.
In the Lingxiao Palace, all the gods breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, Bashe and Bai Chi came back, and both were ready to be punished, but the Jade Emperor did not blame them.
"Good brother, you have suffered."
Tengshe gave Bashe a hug guiltily.
"Speaking of which, Laojun usually uses the Taiqing fan to control the temperature of the fire when he makes elixirs. I'm afraid it will be difficult to sell the elixirs in our heaven in the future." The Fire Deity suddenly blurted out.
The gods' mouths twitched, thinking of Zhu Bajie holding the Taiqing fan with his hands covered in feces, and then using the Taiqing fan to refine the golden elixir, it seemed that they really couldn't swallow it.
Although there was no direct contact, it was still very disgusting.
And Laojun, can he really go down and hold the Taiqing fan?
It’s so shameful. So shameful.
(End of this chapter)
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