Water Splashing Festival: Pink gun dazzles foreign girlfriend

Chapter 111: Congratulations, young man! You have a girlfriend!

Audiences at home and abroad were all stunned.

Who would have thought that Yang Xuan just finished talking about traditional Chinese medicine and then talked about Western medicine.

And as soon as he opens his mouth, he blows a bomb. He either eats shit or is eaten by maggots!

The most important thing is that although traditional Chinese medicine sounds disgusting, few people have seen it, and even fewer people abroad have heard of it.

In contrast, almost everyone has seen a Western doctor, taken various medicines, and some have even had surgery.

Although the operations performed may not necessarily be the two operations mentioned by Yang Xuan, who can guarantee that there are no similar special methods in other operations?

The main thing is that after Yang Xuan finished speaking, they would automatically fill in the blanks in their minds.

Just like Schrödinger's cat, if you don't open the box, you will never know whether there is a cute kitten inside, or something else horrible, such as a poisonous snake fighting with the cat, or maggots eating the cat's wound due to wound rotting.

The most important thing is that they don’t dare to ask Yang Xuan now whether there are other disgusting things mixed in other medicines or surgeries, for fear of hearing the exact answer.

But if I don't ask, my heart will be in turmoil, and I will feel anxious and uneasy, and it will be difficult for me to understand what I am thinking.

[Mazhe Fuck! Yang, you definitely did this on purpose. You're going to keep me awake tonight!]

[Oh my God! I almost vomited the leftover food! Yang, please stop talking, really stop talking, I'm going to have lunch soon! I have no appetite at all now, how can I work in the afternoon? ]

[Both sides want to eat shit, Holy Mother Mary, can't you let me eat something else? ! ]

[Guys! You may not believe me, but now I think this Cordyceps sinensis looks pretty good. At least it is a mixture of protein and fungus. What are the other things?! ]

The audience was completely defeated, and Lina was extremely resentful!
In just a short while, she vomited twice!
Is there any reason?
Are there any laws?
If she wasn't really reluctant to do it, she would have wanted to beat Yang Xuan, the scoundrel, to death!

So annoying!

"Don't be so angry, I'm just helping you to develop your ability to accept. In Yun Province, in addition to various fungi, insects are also a delicacy that you can't miss!"

“For example, grasshoppers, spiders, bamboo worms, sandworms, woodworms, silkworm pupae, butterfly pupae, locusts, bee pupae, ant eggs, cicadas, crickets, dragonflies, water dragonflies, scorpions, centipedes, etc., are all rare delicacies, gifts from nature, and they are so crunchy that you’ll want to eat more!”

Yang Xuan smiled slightly. This was just the beginning. What was there to be unbearable? He hadn't even used the insect feast yet!
Even when he was having a peacock feast before, he deliberately didn't order any insects.

Insects are usually included in a normal peacock feast, because the fried insects are really crispy and are a perfect match with pilaf.

But at that time I was worried that Lina might not be able to accept it, so I deliberately didn't go.

But for Lina, who was determined to experience the cultural landscape and food culture of various parts of the Rabbit Country, it was obviously not perfect.

When she introduced it to others later, she might not even know that Yunnan Province is also a province that eats insects!

In this case, how can we truly understand Yun Province?
"What?!"

Lina's face was full of disbelief, her eyes wide open, as if she wanted to confirm whether Yang Xuan was joking or serious!

Eating insects is something only Bear Grylls would do!

Why does Yang Xuan say that this seems to be a hobby of everyone in Yun Province?
Isn't this too anti-Tian Gang? !
"Do not believe?"

"Here, I have pictures and videos."

Yang Xuan was very kind-hearted and found relevant pictures and videos of people in Yunnan Province eating insects.

"yue!"

The corners of Lina's mouth twitched slightly, and the hairs on her body stood up. Looking at the densely packed insects, her trypophobia almost came back, and then she vomited for the third time!

"Young man, congratulations! You're pregnant!"

The wrinkles on the face of an old lady nearby blossomed like chrysanthemums. She congratulated with a broad smile, as if she wanted to ask for some wedding candy.

"what?"

Yang Xuan and Lina were stunned, and Lina was so shocked that she almost forgot to vomit.

How did you get pregnant?

"I can see that you young people don't understand!"

"Your girlfriend is having morning sickness. She has vomited several times in such a short time!"

The aunt looked like an experienced person and reminded Yang Xuan and Lina to pay more attention to diet and rest in the future, as the first three months are the critical period for the baby to take shape.

If morning sickness is very severe and affects your daily life and nutritional intake, you should consult a doctor in time to get the necessary support and treatment.

"Is that so?" "Auntie, take a look. Eating this insect feast to supplement protein should be okay!"

Yang Xuan showed the aunt the pictures and videos of the insect banquet, looking like he was asking for advice from someone who had experienced it.

"It's enough protein, but it's too irritating. Babies are born with skin that's more susceptible to getting irritated!"

Looking at the screen full of insects, the old lady didn't show any fear or disgust on her face. Instead, she gave her opinions very sincerely.

"Looking at so many bugs, don't you feel sick, Auntie?"

Lina was extremely surprised by the aunt's calmness.

"What's so disgusting about this?"

“They are all gifts from nature!”

“Do you eat yak meat?”

"Cows eat grass, and these bugs basically eat grass too. They are both protein. What's the difference between eating beef and eating bugs?"

Seeing Lina's surprised expression, the aunt was a little confused.

Since they are all gifts from nature, why do we feel disgusted?

"But……"

Lina wanted to defend herself, but couldn't find any point to refute.

You can't say that these insects are too ugly to be eaten and affect your appetite!
How harmful is this to insects?
After all, they are already served as food on the table. It’s a bit too much to bother about whether they are ugly or not!
What's more, ugliness is relative. From the perspective of human aesthetics, in the insect world, perhaps they are all top-notch handsome men and beautiful women!
The most important thing is that she already knew what the aunt would say after her rebuttal.

"Do you want to eat chicken?"

"The chicken eats the bugs, and you eat the chicken. What's the difference between that and you eating the bugs?"

"We are all children of nature. We should be grateful for the gifts of nature and should not discriminate against each other like this!"

And if you think about it carefully, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with what the aunt said.

The real problem lies in one's own biased heart.

"Okay, thank you, Auntie. We will pay attention to it, Tashi Delek."

Yang Xuan smiled and nodded.

I don’t have any wedding candy with me, so I can only use blessings instead.

"Zaxi Delek!"

The aunt didn't care and smiled as she told Yang Xuan to take good care of his girlfriend and have her give birth to a big fat boy next year.

Lina's face turned red.

Not until the aunt left did she finally dare to stick her head out and take a deep breath.

"Yang, do people in Yun Province really eat insects?"

Although she already knew the answer, Lina still found it incredible.

“I can’t say that everyone eats it, but there are indeed many people who like to eat it.”

"As for insects, there is definitely no problem with them as food."

"Especially since these insects have been selected and sterilized."

"There's nothing wrong with them except that they look unacceptable."

Yang Xuan smiled slightly, and Lina opened a door to an unknown world of gourmet food.

She didn’t know whether this unusual gift from nature was a brave food adventure or had exceeded the boundaries of her food map.

"Yang, I want to give it a try!"

"Let's eat bugs at night!"

Lina mustered up her courage and finally decided to try this brand new delicacy.

(End of this chapter)