Water Splashing Festival: Pink gun dazzles foreign girlfriend
Chapter 14: Can thin branches bear fruit? It's so outrageous!
Chapter 14: Can thin branches bear fruit? It's so outrageous!
[NONONO! Princess Lina, how could you, how could you...]
[OK, I admit that Rabbit Country is better than I expected, but Princess Lina, you are too quick! How can you make such a hasty decision about a lifetime matter? ]
[Holy Mary, Princess Lina, please don't be so impulsive! Even if you want to say this, you shouldn't be the first to say it! Bah, now is not the time to say this at all. We have only seen one side of the Rabbit Country, and we don't know what it is like in detail. Don't rush to make a decision! ]
[I know! This Rabbit Country guy must have done it on purpose! He deliberately said these two ways to get the Rabbit Country Six-Star Card, and he knew very well that Princess Lina couldn't get the second way, so there was only one way left, so he induced Princess Lina to speak so fiercely! I have read the Thirty-Six Stratagems of the Rabbit Country, and this is the sixteenth strategy, playing hard to get! ]
[OMG! Princess Lina and the Rabbit Countryman are playing with feelings, while the Rabbit Countryman and Princess Lina are playing military tactics? I don’t agree with this marriage! ]
[I don't agree either. Although this Rabbit Country guy is tall and handsome, so what? What is his family background? What is his parents' attitude? No one knows better than me that the Chinese have so many rules! ]
[I don't understand why Princess Lina is so anxious to choose this Chinese man. We are also a big country in the East. What is the difference between us Indian men? ]
[Oh, yes, yes! But don’t you Indian men like Komodo dragons? ]
[Get lost! They are just a few people with brain problems, they cannot represent all Indian men! ]
[Ah, yes, yes, yes! In India, there was a rape case every 18 minutes. Eight Indian men took turns to rape a pregnant goat to death. Is there anything else that you Indian men dare not do?]
[God, can you guys go outside and talk about such disgusting things? Don't bother us and advise Princess Lina to be careful! ]
When the audience in the live broadcast room heard Lina say in the street "Should we become husband and wife first, or get the marriage certificate first", their reaction was even greater than Yang Xuan's.
They were petrified and shattered, and their skulls seemed to be cracking.
Their Princess Lina has no scandals abroad, has never been in a relationship, and attaches great importance to her own reputation.
As a result, as soon as they met Yang Xuan, they hugged each other warmly.
Only a few hours have passed, and he's already saying such vicious words again!
It is no exaggeration to say that Yang Xuan gave her a love potion!
In fact, not only the audience in the live broadcast room, but even Yang Xuan himself was unable to come back to his senses for a long time.
At one point I even thought I was hallucinating.
"Cough cough."
"us……"
Yang Xuan coughed awkwardly. He didn't know how to respond to this for a moment.
Although he was willing, he couldn't just say yes on the street!
He is not that open yet.
But if you refuse, that would be even worse.
The girl has confessed her love like this on the street. If he refuses, how can she live?
The most important thing is that he didn't want to refuse. He also liked Lina very much and he didn't just want to play around.
Then the problem is coming.
Neither refusing nor not refusing is an option, so how should he answer?
"The fire truck is coming, guys, evacuate quickly!"
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.
Immediately afterwards, the crowd who were baptizing the armed police and special police with holy water immediately fled in all directions.
Behind them, the roaring water cannon on the fire truck sprayed at the crowd like a torrential rain falling on the earth.
The crowd was immediately baptized as a group, and everyone was instantly soaked like a drowned rat. The effect was remarkable.
"Run!"
"Most powerful king, the fire truck is coming, hurry up!"
Yang Xuan pulled Lina and ran, almost getting soaked.
I'd also like to take this opportunity to temporarily change the previous topic.
Feeling Yang Xuan's warm and broad palm, Lina's heart was pounding and her face was red as if it was on fire.
Even if torrential rain falls on the earth, it cannot extinguish the burning fire in her heart.
As if sensing the burning gaze, Yang Xuan subconsciously turned around to look. The Duang~Duang~ scene was so shocking that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.
Especially after the holy water, which symbolizes blessing, wet her clothes, Lina's perfect figure was undoubtedly revealed. How to describe it?
Can thin branches bear fruit?
It's just so outrageous!
But fortunately, both the twigs and the fruits belong to him o(^▽^)o.
The two ran very far, all the way to the Lancang River.
This is also the next stop in Yang Xuan’s plan.
At eight o'clock in the evening, tens of thousands of people will light Kongming lanterns to pray for blessings.
It can only be released once a year.
It is not time to fly Kongming lanterns yet, but Binjiang Avenue is already filled with stalls, stretching all the way with no end in sight.
There are shops renting and selling ethnic costumes for taking photos, and also selling barbecue, fruits, and jewelry decorations.
The various stalls showcase another culture of the Rabbit Country.
Mass entrepreneurship and innovation!
Well done, one little cart can feed a whole family!
There are also Dai girls in ethnic costumes performing traditional peacock dance in the square.
From the conversations of other tourists, I can tell that the performance takes place almost every once in a while, and continues until the part where tens of thousands of people light Kongming lanterns to pray for blessings.
Lina and the audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded when they saw the carts stretching along the road with no end in sight.
"Yang, why are there so many stalls here?"
Lina, who was running breathlessly, had an incredible look on her face.
"This is another characteristic of the Rabbit Country. Officially, it is called mass entrepreneurship and innovation, and the people call it a night market snack street."
"Come on, let's go get something to drink."
Yang Xuan smiled slightly.
At the same time, after playing for so long, he was indeed a little thirsty.
"OK! But we agreed in advance that this time it's my treat!"
Lina was already very thirsty, but she had been having so much fun that she forgot about it.
Now when Yang Xuan mentioned it, she immediately felt dry mouth.
But even so, her attitude was firm.
Yang Xuan paid for the pesticide sprayer previously, so this time she must pay.
Otherwise, even if she died of thirst, she would rather not drink anything.
"No problem, there are many milk tea shops here, just pick one."
Yang Xuan agreed readily, with no intention of competing to pay the bill.
Only fools fight for it, feelings are mutual.
If you want it to last long, both parties must work and contribute together.
Men are very concerned about their reputation and rush to pay for everything themselves. In the end, they are just bootlickers who spend all their money but cannot keep anyone.
Therefore, Yang Xuan is very happy that Lina is working hard and making sacrifices for their relationship.
"Ok!"
"I choose the one with the snowman wearing a crown and holding an ice cream cone!"
Lina is very happy that Yang Xuan is not a male chauvinist.
After looking around, I chose a milk tea shop with luxurious decoration and a lot of people inside.
She had made a travel guide, and whenever she went to an unfamiliar place and wanted to know which restaurant had good food, she would look at which restaurant had the most people.
On this street, the Snowman Milk Tea Shop has the most people, and the milk tea there must be very good.
However, Yang Xuan felt somewhat helpless, and even suspected that Lina had done some research and knew that Mixue Bingcheng was the cheapest store on this street!
(End of this chapter)
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