Water Splashing Festival: Pink gun dazzles foreign girlfriend

Chapter 45 E. coli Thanks to Nature for its Gift
[OMG?! Is the Rabbit Country going to go to war? What's that roar of gunpowder? What's lighting up the night sky? Flares?]

[What happened? I haven't heard that Rabbit Country went to war with any other country. Why did the sound of gunpowder suddenly appear? ]

[Wait! Look! Gunpowder roars, why is no one at the scene scared? ]

[Relax! The sound of gunpowder roaring is not the sound of bombs coming, but the fireworks of Rabbit Country, which are the things that light up the night sky. ]

[Guys! In Rabbit Country, the correct way to use gunpowder is to make beautiful fireworks, not bombs that destroy homes and people! ]

[What's funny is that the Rabbit Country invented gunpowder thousands of years ago, but most of the time, they only used gunpowder for performances.

But we invented fire only a few hundred years ago, and now the flames of war are spreading all over the world! This is not civilization, this is true barbarism! 】

Many of the foreign viewers in the live broadcast room were seeing fireworks for the first time.

Even though some people have seen fireworks before, when they hear the roar of gunpowder, the first thing they think of is not fireworks.

The first reaction is to seek cover, not to look up.

This is the result of their bitter lessons.

The only people in the world who were not afraid of the roaring fire, but were happy about it, were the Rabbit Country!

This is undoubtedly a loud slap in the face for those countries that claim to be developed and civilized.

At least, that’s how the foreign audiences in the live broadcast room felt at that moment.

Their official media reports all day long about how chaotic, dirty and messy the Rabbit Country is, and how there is neither human rights nor freedom.

But the fact is, they live in fear every day, worried that someone will suddenly rush in and shoot them.

In free America, gunfights happen every day, and this is not groundless.

What’s funny is that America is still the best among them and claims to be the beacon of mankind and the world.

Watching the beautiful fireworks rising into the sky, the foreign audiences in the live broadcast room were all silent.

"You just said something incredible, incredible, is there anything you want to say?"

Yang Xuan asked Lina.

The two of them enjoyed the beautiful scenery, ate and chatted, feeling so leisurely and comfortable.

"Oh, I remember, bathroom!"

"Are all the public restrooms in Rabbit Country so clean, so fragrant, so big, so numerous, and all free?"

Lina finally remembered what she wanted to say before.

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

Yang Xuan was puzzled. What was so incredible about this?
"What's wrong?!"

"Oh, Yang, have you forgotten that there are no free public toilets in Gaul?"

Lina exclaimed.

Coincidentally, they met when they were looking for a free public toilet.

There are very few public toilets in Gaul, and if you do find one, it is very likely that they will charge a fee.

As little as 0.5 Euro, as much as 1 Euro, or even Euros!

In other words, you may have to pay more than ten yuan for going to the toilet, and this is the price for both urination and defecation!
If you are lucky and find a free public toilet, you will have to endure for at least twenty minutes before you can release your anxiety, because there will usually be a long queue in front of the free public toilets.

When you finally enter the free public toilet, you will smell all kinds of smells.

In order to save water, free public toilets in Gaul basically do not have flushing functions.

So when you go in, you will not only smell all kinds of aromas, but also see piles of strawberry cheese tarts.

You need to endure all of the above and proceed with convenience.

If you don't want to choose either of the above two options, then corners of walls, telephone poles and other places will be your best choice!

Although it’s a bit uncivilized and there is a peculiar smell, at least it’s not that strong and you are unlikely to see piles of strawberry cheese tarts.

If you are really unlucky and see it and you really can't stand it, then you can change the wall.

Finally, when it rains, most of the excrement will be washed into the Seine, and E. coli and enterococci will thank nature for the gift.

This incident made Yang Xuan very upset at the time.

When I wanted to go to the toilet, I was already in a hurry, but this happened.

It happened that Lina had eaten something bad and had diarrhea that day, so she couldn't wait.

After looking at each other, they both turned their gaze towards the KFC next to them.

The toilets that are free to use in China can only be used in Gaul after entering the store and making a purchase, because there is a password lock on the toilet door.

The consumption in Gaul is in Euros, which is much more expensive than the RMB in China.

After some discussion, the two decided to pretend to be a couple and go into the store to shop, and then go to the bathroom together after getting the password.

Thus, the story between the two began. Yang Xuan was just traveling in Gaul and did not stay there for long.

I was very upset at the time, but I gradually forgot about it after I came back.

After all, no one wants to record some shit, piss and fart things in their mind every day.

But Lina was different. She lived in Gaul for quite some time.

She encounters similar embarrassments almost every day.

But I can't meet Yang Xuan every time.

And even if everyone shares the cost, the cost of going to the toilet is not low!

So, she has always been worried about going to the toilet!

As a result, after she came to the Rabbit Country, she rarely went to the toilet.

Basically, I solve it after returning to the hotel.

For the Rabbit people, this is a little hard to imagine, but for Lina, she has been trained and can bear it!
But just now, when she used the restroom at the highway toll booth, she was ready to pay, but she didn't see any toll booth and didn't find any combination lock on the door.

The most important thing is that the toilet inside is very large, very clean, has no odor, and has a large number of squat toilets.

That's why she was so surprised and wanted to share this discovery with Yang Xuan as soon as possible.

"This kind of thing wouldn't happen in Rabbit Country. There are so many free public toilets in Rabbit Country that you wouldn't believe it!"

After being mentioned by Lina, Yang Xuan also recalled what happened at that time. A scene full of foul smell came to his face. He could not even eat the Peacock Feast.

The fact that he didn't vomit it out shows that he has strong willpower.

"is it a lot?"

“All free?”

Lina has developed an iron stomach and didn't feel anything. She ate while talking.

“Put it this way, Hangzhou, which has a population similar to Bari, has more than 7400 free public toilets!”

“And they are all smart public toilets with flushing!”

Yang Xuan completely lost his appetite.

It was because of this trip abroad that he finally realized that those developed countries abroad were completely different from the legendary high-end and classy ones!
Of course, this doesn't mean that all Bari people urinate and defecate anywhere.

But theoretically, with a population of 10 million, Bari cannot be clean as long as 10,000 people urinate and defecate in public.

And there are more than 30,000 homeless people, 80,000 pigeons, and 300,000 stray dogs in Bari!

But there are only more than 400 public toilets in the entire Bari metropolitan area, including paid ones.

So if a homeless person has money, will he buy things or spend it on going to the toilet?

Yang Xuan later also studied why there were so few public toilets in the district and state.

This is partly due to historical reasons. In the Middle Ages, there were no toilets or sewers, so most people solved their problems anywhere.

When the household excrement is collected in a wooden barrel and filled to the brim, it is dumped directly onto the street.

For this purpose, the management has also issued a special decree requiring residents to shout "attention" three times to alert passers-by when dumping excrement.

This period of history is vividly recorded in the documentary "Dirty City".

Another part of the reason is practical issues.

In Bari, building a public toilet costs more than 100,000 euros including venue, decoration, equipment, etc., which is equivalent to over one million RMB!

For post-maintenance, a cleaning lady’s salary is at least 3,000 Euros!
The cost is too high.

There is basically no room for building free public toilets in the municipal services that are already insufficient due to high welfare.

Even if a certain manager wants to improve this problem and makes a budget, once the budget is made public, as long as there are taxpayers who object, then this thing cannot be done!

Why would taxpayers object?

Because serious taxpayers either use the toilet at home or at work, or go to the toilet in a store when having afternoon tea or dinner.

They feel that they don't need to use public toilets at all, so they will oppose managers investing too much budget in building public toilets.

After all, building one or two more public toilets will not have any effect at all.

If we build hundreds of public toilets at once, the budget will explode.

In the end, there were few public toilets and many homeless people, which became an unsolvable dead end for the entire Gaul country and even the district and state!

And this is the core reason why the smell of urine permeates the entire Barry!
But this was not what made Yang Xuan most angry.

But those who have been to Bari, after returning, no one made this public on the Internet, but instead kept promoting it as the capital of romance, the capital of food, the capital of art, the center of global high-end fashion and design...

The Chinese people were deceived one after another.

They are no different from those foreigners who have been to the Rabbit Country and, after returning home, continue to lie with open eyes and smear the Rabbit Country!
(End of this chapter)